A nomination for Claire O’Connor, who has decided to set herself up in business as a naked cleaner, charging £95 per hour.
Not sure of the reasoning behind this, although apparently, it’s not a new idea and some weird people have been doing this for years.
Did she think about the effect it might have on her children and the taunting they will no doubt suffer at school? There is a picture of her on Yahoo, but it doesn’t show the full monty, even though she states that she is outgoing and not at all shy.
I think we should be allowed to see exactly what she has behind that box of cleaning stuff, before paying her £95. Even better, do your own cleaning and ignore this daft cow.
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Where the fucks the 15:30 Cunting? It’s usually up by now!
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I think I’ll scatter her £95 in coins all over the gaff and knock one out while she bends over to pick them up.
Nothing beats a badly packed kebab, the good lass Rapunzel will attest to my predelictions in that sphere.
Cobblers.
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I want Pritti Patel to do my cleaning though I’m a fair man, we’ll both be nude.
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She looks like she’s got a great rack behind that tote!
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35!? Fuck off!
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She looks like John Lennon with lipstick.
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Haha does as well!
Day stripper?
Hey nude?
Norwegian wood polish?
A gipsy painted TAXI!!
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Looks like Lennon in lipstick posing on the front of Two Virgins. You never know, “Claire” might even have an unkempt, bushy cluster of pubes and a thin, wrinkled Richmond chipolata sticking out beneath that worktop, a la Lennon.
95 notes an hour for that? Fuck off.
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Better than looking like Yoko Fucking Ono, I suppose…
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Nice work if you can get it and she’s outside IR35. Where does she advertise?
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If I was single and she lived close by …. provided she was thorough and I could see that all her crevices were spotless — well sorry to admit it but I would employ her. Probably only twice a month and I would see if she could clean when I was around rather than at work. Anyway just saying.
Ps does this make me a bad person?
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Can I have Salma Hayek as my in the rick cleaner?
No?! Bollocks and fucking rat’s cocks!
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She could certainly give the floor a nice polish with those enormous jugs of hers…..whilst standing up too!
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What a load of bullocks. Overpriced rubbish.
This here is far more efficient and economical
https://images.app.goo.gl/A6BnnUCMqCmmFB5g6
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Spoons you can also get cat mops, socks you put on your pet cat that mop the floor.
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Nice one, MNC. 🙂
I wonder if ISACs Moggie wouldn’t mind. 🙂
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I guess it’s a sort of wet and dry appliance…
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Where are the feminists and sisterhood shouting blue murder at this woman clearly selling her sex when actually selling her cleaning skills. Can’t have a dodgy add with a Scantily clad woman but you can do this This is fucking wrong on so many levels.
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She needs to massage in some of that leather food that’s in her box. No pun intended, leather food for what look like droopy tits and neck.
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Can’t cunt this bird at all!!! What a fucking fantastic service.
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She can polish my brass knobs anytime
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and you can polish hers, its a bloke
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Its a bloke so yes the service comes with EXTRAS
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The thought of her on her hands and knees exposing her precious parts makes me ache with desire.
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