The ‘One Complaint’ Culture

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This fucking news story boiled my piss:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lollipop-man-banned-high-fiving-21335481

A lollipop man was banned from high-fiving kids crossing the road, and probably talking to them too I would bet, by a school who received a massive ONE compliant from some fuck-knows-who cunt who thinks it ‘inappropriate’. Some cunt has paedo-hysteria and thinks any man being friendly to kids is some raper threat. Fine, there are loonies everywhere, but it’s the fact the school receives a single complaint and acquiesces without question or consultation. Just a mindless reaction to a single stupid, irrational cunt giving any dumb fuck out there power over the sensible majority.

We see it in all areas of life – Christmas trees taken down for a single complaint, three cunts of Twitter being reported on the news as a ‘backlash’, five cunts and it’s a ‘Twitter storm!’. Can we just ignore cunts who complain and instead show some common sense and question the sanity of their argument, rather than mindless observance of every cunt who wants to spoil anything they don’t like, however hysterical and unwarranted?

Nominated by Dr Shagga and His Cunt Munching Machine

79 thoughts on “The ‘One Complaint’ Culture”

  1. Quite right. For me it was just the once at the netball courts and now I’m fucking banned.

    • Same s*it happened to me at the local Ladies finishing school CC!
      I stand by what I told the Police – I was checking the shower block for water borne viruses and was unaware it was being used by some lithe and apparently terrified fillies!
      Some people have suspicious minds!

    • Exactly
      For me it was just once with a goat, now it’s “Three Strokes the goat fucker” ffs

  2. He should have told the cunts o shove their job up their scaredy cat arses. Fucking twats that decided to stop him are the real cunts.

  3. The ancient church bells in a village being silenced boils my piss cos some townie can’t sleep.

    Plenty of people live in the vicinity of Big Ben. Would that get silenced?

    • These townies often annoy farmers in the countryside with their complaints.
      Just one complaint from a townie last year led to an investigation by the local council into the goings on at Fiddler Towers.
      It was alleged that Dick’s prize winning cock was causing a disturbance in the neighbourhood.

      Upon investigation by the Council, it was discovered that there was nothing to defend. The local paper even interviewed a barmaid at the nearby pub, who knows Dick well. She said that she didn’t know what all the fuss was about as in her opinion, there was nothing to crow about.

      • Ha, ha 😀. Afternoon Dick.
        Not really related but still about farmyard animals . . . .
        Until recently, I used to store my caravan on a farm where the farmer used to have two bloody big guard dogs. No van or equipment ever disappeared from that farm as you had to sound your horn when arriving and he’d call the dogs in.

        But you know, those dogs didn’t half scare me as much as the pack of geese he had which used to put the shits up me. I was there one day when they had a go at him and the only way he could bring them under control was to stick his wellie behind them.

      • Aye,Geese are twats.

        I once got some Guinea-fowl to act as “look-outs”..and a fine job they did too…any movement and they screeched the place down…unfortunately they went wild and took to the little wood up the side of the house. The hounds and I didn’t get a wink of sleep for days…fucking things screaming like a Maiden-Aunt getting tickled-up by a Dark-Key’s cock.

        I had to shoot the Fuckers in the end…if just to save mine and The Hounds’ sanity..still.at least they made a few tasty dinners,so all’s well that ends well.

      • No longer! Some fuckin’ farmer mangled it up with his combine when he pulled out on me at a crossroads.
        😂

      • Guinea fowl are indeed cunts. As are caravans. During my years as an itinerant practising cunt I spent a winter in a static van on a site whose owner kept guineafowl and geese. Permanent slip hazard on the gooseshit if you went outside, and cacophony from the guineafowl in the surrounding trees, occasionally crapping on the unhappy campers. But if I’d complained, I’d have been (correctly) told to fuck off if I didn’t like it, as was the custom in those dim departed days.

  4. I would assume that this guy has already been subject to the background checks to ensure he is ‘a proper chap’, I guess he is doing this work for very little money or voluntarily and is being chastised for having a rapport with the kids.

    I want to complain about the full letter box outfit, it makes me feel uncomfortable and I have anxiety attacks.
    I guess that is the wrong kind of complaint, complaints are only valid if they have woke credentials!

    CUNTS.

  5. The one example that sticks in my mind is from last year, which led to newspaper headlines like below.

    “This charming BAN! Merseyrail removes Morrissey posters from train stations after just one commuter complained about outspoken singer’s controversial views on immigration.”

      • Didnt use to be though mate, did he?
        Was a time he was the darling of the snowflakes!
        Voiced a different opinion now they hate him.
        Poor Moz the light that never goes out…

      • And not a word about the corpse of the murdered celery Morrisey used to carry in his pocket – where are the celery rights? Just fitting the towing device and testing the four pounder to my vessel “The Black Pig” then setting off from port to catch some shifty Spanish fish burglars!

      • Afternoon Cuntan and Miserable.
        Yes, he’s become quite outspoken.
        He’s commented that Tommy Robinson’s jailing in 2018 for breaking contempt laws by filming outside a court was an example of how ‘Britain’s biggest political parties are against freedom of expression’.

        He said: ‘It’s very obvious that Labour or the Tories do not believe in free speech. I mean, look at the shocking treatment of Tommy Robinson.’

      • Afternoon Bertie.
        An he was right.
        He was always outspoken, against the royals, religion, etc
        But soon as he disagreed with mass immigration, they wanted blood.
        Partly because he was their idol so feel a bit cheated i suppose?
        But yeah, he certainly upset them by having his own opinion.

  7. Mr Lollipop man should have agreed to everything then just carried on as before anyway.
    Shitting cry babies everywhere.
    CUNTS.

  8. Bullshit isn’t it? The same system that can’t allow lollipop man to interact with kids as he helps them stay safe crossing the road also can’t keep convicted terrorists in prison where they belong but instead redeems them with no justification and releases them to attack innocent citizens going around their business.

    It’s bullshit but they don’t provide a complaints procedure for complaints about the bullshit they are drowning us in.

  9. There was that advert for the VW Golf that got banned. 3 cunts complaining that the woman at the end of the ad with the pram was stereotyping women and it got pulled. Cunts the lot of them.

  10. Oh ffs.
    Just walk off the job and if they complain tell them to fuck off.
    I’m surprised there are any teachers left anymore. Just looking at a school kid is risky never mind talking to them.
    Some cunts just look for problems.
    I’ve stopped offering seats,holding doors open or any form of help in case some twat accuses me of something that never went through my mind.

    Utter utter cunts .

    • When the opportunity arises I do it deliberately as a ‘provoke-a-woke’ act of rebellion and if they complain “you think I can’t open a door for myself you sexist bastard?” I say “Nah love, I just wanted a goz at yer arse!

  11. You can just picture the complainant. Fat lycra clad (usually with fat kids) with an orange face and painted eyebrows. Drives an all terrain vehicle just in case the school is half way up a fucking mountain. Whipped up a storm on Cuntbook before making the complaint. Telling her new boyfriend Darrren that the lollipop man “shouldn’t be touching kids” whilst Darren is servicing his motorbike in the kitchen.

    • Perfectly acceptable to service a bike in the kitchen, it’s better in the living room with the TV if you have the floor space.

      • Absolutely agree.The only point of difficulty being getting it through the front door and round the corner into the living room without having to partially dismantle it in the hall. The only viable option if you do not have a garage.

      • lol, I remember re-casting the lead balance weights in the crank of me mate’s Suzy GT125 on our hob! with the chain in a tin o’ Link-life cooking away in a low oven underneath. Place stunk for a month.

      • Fuck me I remember that stuff!! Silkolene stuff in a big round tin, well remember boiling my Zephyr 1100’s chain in the kitchen many years ago

      • I had a small and antique lathe in the living room as well as the RG125 I was reclaiming from the dead. Using the coal fire and a blowlamp I was able to coat the worn shock pivot pin in silicon braze and then turn it down to the right size. It worked. I was very proud of that!

        BTW I do not have shares in the company, but strongly recommend the Tutoro chain oiler; the oil they supply is sticky, like chainsaw chain oil, and you don’t have to tap into the manifold- it’s vibration-powered.

  12. TV adverts are one of the worst offenders for sad cunts to whinge about.

    For some unfathomable reason an ad can get pulled by just a handful of complaints, despite being approved for broadcasting by whatever watchdog is in charge of approving ads!

    And how the fuck can such a tiny minority overall the majority? Are these the same cunts who are Remainers trying to believe that because they were in the majority at the referendum, they somehow believe they have the absolute right to call the result null and void because they’re offended!

    I suppose if I complained about some modern TV ad with the required diverse family unit, along with 10 million other complainers, we would be ignored for being racist.

    • “I suppose if I complained about some modern TV ad with the required diverse family unit, along with 10 million other complainers, we would be ignored for being racist.”

      More likely arrested! Or at least find yourself on some cunt’s Watch List.

  13. Serves the old Cunt right. Anyone who isn’t an American Rapper in “da ‘hood” greeting his “homies” deserves all they get if they chose to “High-Five” people.

    Fuck him.

    • he should be allowed to slap the little fuckers round the head if they dawdled when crossing the road.
      Discipline, that’s what is required!! Proper fucking values!!

      • I’d twat the little buggers over the head with my lollipop if they tried to high-five me…they wouldn’t be long of learning the error of their ways.
        Afternoon,SOI

      • Lollipop men / women / MGBGTs (and those of other proclivities) all have one thing in common, quite apart from their slightly concerning – nay! upsetting – “love” of others’ children (as if that wasn’t disturbing enough.

        They are all smug, sad and grotesquely over-indulged old cunts.

      • Now that’s what I’m talking about. An African who’s grateful and happy to be in Scotland, unlike every other cunt who want’s git the fook oot sumwar warem!

      • You’d trip the last little fucker in the line that was crossing so they’d all go down like a pack of cards!
        😀

      • Well, he’s de facto no longer “Scotland’s happiest lollipop man”, the soft twat.

        That’s in reply to BB, btw

      • Good afternoon Dick, that’s progress, the lollipop is a multi use tool. Maybe twat a few parents if they complain.

    • Daft old Fart should remember that he’s a fucking lollipop man in Scotland and not Biggie Smalls in Compton.

  14. That braying cunt, Steve Bray has vowed to cut his Stop Brexit protests down to just one day a week (Wednesday), when PMQs are on.

    I wonder if that Pimlico Plumbing wanker, Charlie Mullins (who nowadays looks like a formaldehyded version of Rod Stewart) has cut his funding now that the fat lady has sang. Apparently Bray will protest until the UK rejoins the EU. Either that or until the cunt runs out of money.

    What a supersonic cunt.

    • 48% of the UK population have remoaner virus – symptoms are varied and include delusion, denial and shouting.
      Medical experts report the virus is difficult to treat as most cases are terminal, but the numbers are slowly reducing due to the “FUCKWOKE” emergency response team at IsAC, who bravely give their time and wit to try and defeat this evil outbreak!

    • Or until he collapses and dies of apoplexy, though i am sure lovely little Owen Jones and Gaylord Adonis will fight between themselves to give him the kiss of life.

  15. Standing up to these fuckers is the sign of a free society. Buckling is the sign of the end. Fuck these cunts.

    • Ain’t that the truth. The other side of ‘one complaint’ culture is ‘grovelling apology’ culture. One of my favourite examples was the time when Sadiq Kunt’s London ‘Night Czar’ (yeah, it’s real), fat gobby cunt Amy Lamé complained in M and S or somewhere because her sandwich contained ‘gentleman’s relish’. This is sexist apparently. Needless to say, the store made a snivelling apology and promised not to do it again.
      I’d say from the look of her,she should be grateful for a bit of gentleman’s relish.

  16. Very true Smug. My neighbours are claiming my cock is waking them up. Cunts indeed.

    • Off topic- Talk online of Nissan pulling out of the EU to set up here in the UK
      Due to a harder than expected Brexit, (and i suspect some tax sweetener deal)- Result!!👍👍🇬🇧

      • Yes , and the BBC website has some Dutch trawler Captain bemoaning the fact that access to U.K. waters is looking problematic. Funny how we didn’t see these stories floating about in the three and half years leading up to January 31st.

      • Dutch trawler captain? Where’s my f*cking gunboat? Sneaky Dutch, pinching our fish, clacking about everywhere in those silly clogs – get back to your windmills you stoners!

  17. There are people who hear the word ‘paedophile’ and are instantly reduced to gibbering wrecks. They can’t think straight and imagine there’s a child-molester crouching behind every bush. It’s vital that they take immediate action to save the children of the world from molestation. So this lollipop man has been warned for ‘inappropriate touching’. Where will it end? Maybe someone will suggest a ban on male teachers in primary schools next. Nothing surprises me any more.

  18. Only works for whitey, apparently. As part of my ongoing hate campaign against the goat-fucker that had the audacity to move into my street, I’ve grassed him up for loads of shit- no result.
    I even dobbed him in as a suspected paedo; still no joy.

  19. Where I work they actively troll for customer feedback, one customer really pissed me about to the extent that they were a hairs breadth from a fuck off.
    Any way they said the staff could be more friendly, big mistake.
    The bloke is local and a client, I would hello him in the street and enquire about his health, his family’s health and even his dog’s health, all of which is very unnatural for me.
    He became very paranoid and started to avoid me, People are strange, they want friendly they get friendly, but he never complained again.

  20. Sack the bastard, then when little Tarquin gets hit by a Hummer or 4×4 then his mother has no fucking recourse – Proseco drinking, Diazepam addicted slag whose biggest challenge of the day is whether to get her nails done or watch Bargain Hunt

  21. I’ve long believed that organisations like the BBC (Al Beeb, etc, etc) should merely have a voicemail and/or auto-email message on their complaints line/email that says something like, ‘We acknowledge your comment. Now please fuck off and get a life, you cunt.’

    I happily pay the cunt tax but I’d be happier paying if I knew the above were true.

  22. That cunt Taleb said, ‘the intolerant minority always wins’. Doesn’t quite chime for leavers though, ha-fucking-ha.
    Hopefully whitey will be at his strongest when down to the last breeding pair.

  23. Any snide slippery sneaky cunt who ‘complains’ in this fashion… Whether it’s about a lollipop man, a TV commercial, a Billy Connoly video on social media, or that shitty Shapland cunt who stitched up Alistair Stewart, they should all be branded with the word GRASS across their foreheads… The country that faced down both Bonaparte and Hitler is now a nation of narks… Absolutely sickening…

    • I have just narked on Channel 4! Well, they are cunts – and we have seen the power of one complaint!
      On a more random note – I saw on the news “gale force winds at York City football ground – Police are holding several fans”..

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