The F-Bomb

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The F-Bomb…used in classical drama.

After it was ‘dropped’ in “A Christmas Carol”, it is reported that there is cluster bombing of the word in an Agatha Christie drama. I wonder what was said?

‘Fuck me Hastings, you’re a thick cunt that you didn’t see that, you stupid twat?’, or
‘You’re a clever cunt Miss Marple, and no mistake..’

Where will it end?

“Jane Eyre” – ‘Reader, I fucked him’.
“Pride and Prejudice” – ‘It is a truth universally acknowledged, that some rich cunt must be in want of some slapper to fuck’.
“Hamlet” – ‘To be of not to be: that is the fucking question: whether it is nobler in the mind to top yourself…’

“Rebecca” – ‘Last night I dreamt I fucked off to Manderley again’.

Nominated by Miles Plastic

78 thoughts on “The F-Bomb”

  1. There are worse crimes….

    I was like may i feel
    (she was like i’ll squeal
    he was like just once )
    she was like it’s fun

    (he was like may i touch
    she was like how much
    he was like a lot )
    she was like why not ….etc

    (ee cummings – “may I feel said he”

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