Russell Kane is a cunt…
This smug fucker is a ‘comedian’ who (naturally) is on the BBC. What he does is a thing called “Alternative Obituaries”. This is basically him mincing in front of a camera and bitching over the bad points of dead historical figures. The thing is that it offers nothing new and anything he says is well documented, or known elsewhere. John Lennon was nasty to women, Queen Victoria was a sex maniac who wore poor old Albert out..tell us something we don’t fucking know. Also, it’s the smug and self-satisfied way he does it. I notice he only slags off dead people; there will be no ‘alternative history’ for the likes of Stormzy, Steptoe Corbyn, Meghan Markle, fucking Ono, the religion of peace and the like, because – according to BBC law – these people do not have faults and are beyond criticism. I can’t actually believe the BBC spunk the licence payers’ money on this shit. Oh wait..oh, yes I fucking can.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/ideas/playlists/russell-kanes-alternative-obituaries
Nominated by Norman
Maybe he’ll not mind when we discuss his history on here, obviously we will have to embellish it for the intended audience as I am sure he has done to the subject of his BBC bollocks.
Russell Kane is a cunt!
Fit wives though, makes you sick doesn’t it
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Yes and wasted on him, maybe the first wife got bored with him and decided she needed a man inside her.
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I thought he was a shirt lifter, you live and learn.
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As Philip Schofield and others have demonstrated, a wife is no proof of sexual preference.
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Maybe to much, not tonight I am sore?
I understand that “re purposing” is very fashionable.
Cut to the crew..
“so phil, your wife said you were boring?”
“yes Jess so I have re purposed this young chaps Anus as a vagina ( Beats wanking in the shower)”
” And how does that affect your life now?”
“well she is Happy at not being bothered by me but as and when it happens, well no oral, bit of a disappointment there”
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Robbie ‘Fat Dancer’ Williams
Fat Reg
Philip Schofield
Kenny Everett
Reggie Kray
Rock Hudson
All got married to women… All bent as boomerangs…
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Michael Barrymore
Cary Grant
Freddie Mercury…….not married, but was in a relationship with a woman
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My ex brother-in-law now married to a male. My poor sister didn’t know which way to turn.
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Another midly annoying BBC shitstain.
Comedy oven for him.
No,real oven by Heydrich.
The fucking pansy cunt.
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The fucking list is getting longer.
There’s no end to these cunts.
Flakey little creep.
Fuck him.
Cunt.
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Not heard of him, sounds awfully nice.
Sure he wont mind me saying Martin Luther king was a sexual degenerate who condoned rape,
Gandhi a woman beater/racist,
Che Guevara a racist, blood thirsty nutter,
And nelson mandela a terrorist and crook.
Hey this is good Russell!
Better when it cuts both ways isnt it?
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No mention of the friend David Lammy lost?
Devastating!
I genuinely cannot watch MSM for more than sixty seconds without some f*cker bleating about “Far right, waycism, diversity, inclusivity etc etc etc – it’s so poisonous and one sided it is like a never ending inescapable wave of s*ite – our history, identity and culture is being stolen, p*verted and washed away and we cannot do a thing.
Need the Fox in charge, with DF the Minister in charge of all good English things!
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I’m glad you included Che the butcher of La Cabana in the list.You see so many leftie cunts wearing his face on a t shirt and they don’t even know the truth about the murdering cunt.
Gobshites.
Ps
Kane typical soy
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Evening Crustyflaps,
Yeah piece of work wasnt he?
As a youth, i read his ‘motorcycle Diaries’ and few bits on him, Thought hed be a Spartacus type figure, leading people heroically,
Couldnt of been more wrong!!
I think its simply the fact hes photogenic, no shit,
He looks like Jim Morrison, wears a belstaff jacket, motorbike, etc
Looks cool….
Total psychopath.
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‘Che’ was a serial killer who enjoyed killing…. The radical chic bellends who idolise this murdering cunt might as well have T-shirts with Manson, Sutcliffe, Bundy or Brady on them… Fucking wankers…
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Guava is prime fodder for an extended series of retrospective cuntings. Every portion of his life deeds and legacy worth a forensic and damning cunting. I hope that miserable shite’s remains continue to be corroded burnt and sodomised in Hades for the rest of fucking eternity.
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Surely the words “BBC” and “comedian” are becoming a bit redundant in the same sentence. Obviously “comedienne” hasn’t been used for years and was always a bit of a stretch.
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I have believed for a long time the words “BBC comedian” is a euphamism for being on the dole. These cretinous bastards only live for the next series of Wireless 4s News Quiz and Now Show (the next changing of the lard takes place in a couple of weeks when TNS replaces NQ) then NQ will replace TNS. Yes series 102 will be here by summer with the same three jokes spunked out by four more never-weres.
Kane like the other talentless bastards who breathlessly shreiks their Trump/Boris/Brexit jokes and the unemployed cunts who make up the studio audience (who else is free on Friday afternoons?) will whistle cheer and clap.
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A bit like doing exams to get into university, W.C.
You need the shitty experience to enter the University of Lib-ness.
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Just another new age ‘so called’ comedian and the second time the BBC has hit below the comedy belt in recent days in my opinion. The attempted ridiculing of Great Britain’s status as a world leader using that cunt Kumar was bad enough, now they sanctioning mud raking of the long dead. Of course those historical figures had failings and made bad press in their time, but for fucks sake they’re DEAD.
I’m sick of these smug homogeneous excuses for comics that seem to roll off a conveyor belt. Anyone can pull a stupid face that conveys an emotion but it doesn’t make them funny and this twatt is no different. Sadly, comics that trode the boards of the old music halls for years honing their comedic skills in front of unforgiving audiences are long dead themselves to be replaced by privately educated university graduate writers that simply make their audiences snigger and shift around uncomfortably in their seats. I hate their boring sarcasm and most of the time they just talk about the shit that you want to escape from. Cunts.
Well deserved cunting, but the BBC shares some of the nom for giving his bad taste humour a platform. This is what you get when you rely on fresh faced college graduates in jeans and t-shirts that can’t speak properly behind the scenes producing what they think is humour. I’ll stick to making myself laugh.
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Spot on. Not stand-ups, but Pheobe Waller-Bridge and Miranda Hart are perfect examples of this as well. Cunts, all of them.
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Your average left wing comedian:
1) Brexit. Hahaha isn’t that HILARIOUS. 2) Trump. That’s SO FACKING FUNNY!
3) All whites are waycist. Followed by applause with the first one to stop charged with hate crime.
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While the words funny and Indian cannot logically occur in the same sentence (except this one)
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As we know,to criticise any of the BBC’s favoured lefties like Jeremy or Flabbott and all of the many others is straightforward hate speech.
But Boris/Brexit/Trump are just asking to be made harmless fun of.
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He has a face made for bloodying toetechters.
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I think I saw this cunt once. Comedian in the same way that Nish Kumar is a comedian I suppose. Probably goes down a bomb at the Islington Vegan Arts Centre and Tranny Safe Space Workshop.
And by the way. Anyone using the word Workshop when not talking about engineering or joinery is a cunt. And anyone using Workshop as a verb is a probably a member of the above institution.
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I heard that line on an alexei sayle episode, if I recall correctly:
“anyone who uses the word ‘workshop’ who is not involved in at least light engineering; is a twat”.
Heard it 35 years ago and helped form my worldview!
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That’s where I heard it. Also his definition of alternative comedy as an alternative to comedy – not funny.
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“They’ll laughed when I told them I was going to become a comedian. They’re not laughing now!”
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Another smug, woke, remoaner, libtard lickspittle.
Exhibit 764 in the case for privatising the BBC.
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Privatising the BBC should be done as soon as possible – they are not a news and information channel anymore, they are apologists for Momentum.
Be gone, cursed ones!
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Went to the Community Arts Centre last night for a beginners Salsa workshop.
Felt a bit stupid if I’m honest, standing in the middle of the dancefloor with a bag of Doritos….
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If anyone from the BBC comedy reads the ISAC posts they will be bribing admin for your email address. 😁
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Admin are above reproach, apparently.
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Looks like comrade commendant admin has done for old dick fiddler. Shame, best cunter on here.
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I wonder if he has the balls to have a pop at Diana (mother of Harry Hewitt)
She liked cock, any cock except Charlie boys cock!
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Controversial stuff there Sick! Hasn’t Lady Died been canonised yet as she was the Peoples Princess, if you’ll recall?
Also, she was the best roya……nah, I cant keep that shit going. A media whore when it suited her, a poor dear hassled by said media at others.
A doe eyed Sloane Ranger.
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She did look sweet and innocent when Charlie picked her up but she soon came out of her shell
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And her knickers, allegedly.
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The National Anthem if Di the Sloane Ranger had ever become Queen would have been a reworking of a Bill Haley classic…
‘One, two, three o’ clock,
four o’ clock cock.
Five, six seven o’ clock,
eight o’ clock cock
and so on…
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We’re gonna cock around the clock tonight
We gonna cock cock cock till broad daylight
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I remember a friend of mine who, it turned out, wasn’t a big fan of The Peoples Princess. At the reception of the local leisure centre, amongst teary-eyed men, women and children chattering and snivelling about the events in Paris the night before, he asked the girl on reception if she knew what time a certain Premier League match was due to start at. “It’s been cancelled, due to Diana’s death” she informed us.
“What??? “he shouted.”I’ve been looking forward to this match all fucking week, and now cos some slut has went and got herself killed, it’s off!! Fuck sake!! ” at which point we noticed the deathly silence, and every pair of eyes giving us the evils.
We left reception hastily to the sound of our own footsteps…
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Keep reading snippets of the BBC desperately trying to save money; latest being watchdog going as a section in the One Show for cost cutting reasons.
Sounds like auntie’s starting to become a little sick now, and is hopefully in the throes of drawing her last breath!
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There seems to be a death wish about her. Like the Labour Party.
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Basic caviar from Lidl?
Lineker donating crisps to feed the production crew?
Need to trim a few salaries dont they?!
Heehee😁
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Another one on a pedestal for being a poo pirate and not much else, courtesy of the BBC.
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i don’t know if it’s just me but sometimes i just see a smug cocky face and i just think how much pain i’d like to inflict on them , this cunt is one of them . He makes my skin crawl every time i see this overacting irritating voiced cunt , he jumps about like hes just had an electric shock and basically i just wanna kick this annoying cunt half to death .
Enough said on this cunt .
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Evening Telly,
You well pal?
Any flooding near you?
Odd road shut off round here, pissing it down.
Sausage mash & onion gravy for tea👍👍👍
Love life, love my dinsdins,😁
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Evening Miserable
I’m doing well thanks , there is flooding near me but we are on a hill so were alright .It gets very windy with being on the hill especially when i’m on the open fields with the dogs.
I’ve had a good old stew and dumplings for tea tonight . Oh trust me Russel Kane is a prized cunt . if you have never seen him go on you tube and tell me how many seconds it is before you wanna smash his head in with a spade .
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Ive never seen Russell but can tell by the comments on here, i wouldnt last long!
Whats your dogs pal?
Lots of dog lovers on here, Vernon has ridgebacks, ive a akita,
Lord Benny rescues greyhounds,
And Dick has his notorious ‘hounds’.
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Don’t forget my French poodle!
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I’ve got two labradour ‘s miserable , we had labradour’s growing up and i just like them .
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Me dad always had greyhounds when we were growing up , i never liked walking them though as he made me take them for a few milles
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I bet he likes black cock.
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I think so,yes. Thanks for asking.
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Keep up the good work with the troublesome work c*nt EK! 👍👍
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On the obituties thing-reports of this cunt being funny have been greatly exagerrated.
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Obituaries
Why doesn’t predictive text show the word correctly spelt…should check.
Just googled him and he won Celebrity Mastermind on ‘The novels of Evelyn Waugh’ so can’t be too bad in my book.
Putting two things together here but the best obituary I have read was the one in Time for Evelyn Waugh. Can I remember it? The writer said he (Evelyn Waugh) was against the modern world because it had ‘ripped up the taproot of tradition’ (that would refer to the world of letters). But doesn’t that apply to the contemporary world? The full quote is (I think) ‘The modern world has ripped up the nourishing taproot of tradition’.
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It’s nothing new Miles. It’s been happening since the Big Bang. It’s called evolution.
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Poofpool along side cunt Fogle
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Kane’s ‘obituary’ of Lennon is particularly laughable… He quotes bits of John’s famous Playboy interview, where he admitted clobbering women, as if they are never before heard shocking revelations… The most unintentionally comedic bit is when Kane says ‘I love Yellow Submarine. But not enough to excuse a misogynistic bully’. You’d think any Lennon fan (as Kane claims to be) would have said ‘A Day In The Life’ or ‘I Am The Walrus’ or one of those…. Yellow Submarine was written by McCartney and sang by Ringo. What a clueless rubber faced cunt Kane is….
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What is it with Russells being cunts?
Russell Brand
Russell Howard
Russell Kane
A Russelling trifecta of cuntitude.
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Russell Grant
Russell Tovey
Russell Harty
Eh,..Russell Sprout
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Russell Crowe is something of a cunt as well.
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Russel Brand , now there is a guy who’s teeth i could smash in with a ball hammer after iv’e nailed him to a table ,
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I’m pleased to say I have never heard of this prick but he certainly has an aura of cuntitude about him. Apparently his real name is Russell David Anthony Grineau and I found an interview with him that totally endorses the nom. Like all self-obssesed narcissistic cunts he, of course, has a medical issue: ‘Kane explained that he looks younger than his actual age because of a collagen imbalance’. This ‘disability’ naturally has made him a stronger person: “When people started taking the piss out of me, no-one was more delighted than me because that’s when my comedy gland pumps twice the speed. Bang! A two hour show, all about age. Bring it!”. Here’s another quote that will have your sides splitting: “I’m buzzing like a bee on a Berocca to be involved with Virgin Radio.” What a complete and utter CUNT!
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Ha ha. What a cunt Kane is re the bullshit about him looking younger than his actual age. According to sources he lied about his age. For a time he said he was born in 1980, whereas his real birth year is 1975.
Looks all of 44 and more if you ask me. Fucking narcissist.
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Well if this cunts comedy gland pumps twice as fast then the fucking show will be over in half the fucking time. small mercies
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Another ‘ comedian ‘ that I thankfully have no knowledge of. They all seem to merge into an endless stream of diverse, multicoloured shite.
The main thing that they have in common is that they’re not funny.
Unlike this chap, who always cracked me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZuaKhafUmU
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One thing to say on Mr Kane
C U N T
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Never heard of the cunt. Had to Google his wives…..they look fucking identical! Did they come from a cloning factory?
What are these photos where he is pretending to grab his wife’s tits about? Does he think this is funny?
He reminds me of that presenter Nick Grimshaw…..
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Kane? Give me strength – running around in a silly football outfit then pretending to have a hamstring injury so he can moonlight as a f*cking s*it “comedian”!
A prerequisite for being a BBC “comedian” – not being in any way comedic or funny, but mention thick bwexiteers, Trump, waycists etc and a guaranteed living forever more.
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Danny Cipriani is an attention seeking cunt.
I am no expert on depression and depressives but this cunt has claimed he has been suffering from depression since the age of 22. Hasn’t stopped the cunt having a fucking good time on his travels, playing rugby, dating numerous females and having a good old jolly and making a fool of himself. We all have times when we get down, like we all have times when we are happy. It is natural to have different moods, part of being human.
Cipriani dated Flack for EIGHT weeks, not a long relationship, but if you were to have seen his video he released you would have thought they had been married for fifty years.
My belief is that he is another cunt jumping on the bandwagon on Flacks death, well that is until the next big story breaks.
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My bullshitometer is at breaking point. This dispute between two moose limbs in a mosque seems to have been given inordinate air time on MSM. Would we have had this coverage with a dispute in any other religious meeting place? I say highly unlikely. We now hear the stabee has forgiven the other man. The cynic in me would be forgiven in thinking this could have been staged to portray Islam in a favourable light: the religion of forgiveness.
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It gave that big nosed short-arse Mudslime London mayor an opportunity to show his ugly mug and claim that there would be more police resources in the area and every Londoner is entitled to feel safe in their place of worship.
I fucking hope London gets flattened.
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I thought that I was automatically going to hate the cunt but he’s not aswoke as the usual BBC skidmarks
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It says a lot about how little interest I have in modern ‘comedians’, that I actually needed a photograph of the prick before I knew who he was. I’ve seen this guy a couple of times. I always thought that the main part of being a comedian, was to make people laugh. I’m still waiting for him to do that.
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Another comedian called Russell who is not funny.
Russell Brand
Russell Howard
Russell Kane
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