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Rick Stein – what a cunty cook he is. Farcical presenter so far up his own arse that he can’t breathe.

Flies all over the world, eats local food and then flies home again to recreate a dish made up by himself – WTF is that all about? He has so many branded restaurants, hotels and cooking schools it’s impossible to get away from the cunt if you’re anywhere in the South West. All he can cook is fucking fish which isn’t exactly hard. How the fuck the cunt finds enough fresh fish to supply all these outlets is beyond me. The Marlborough one is about as far from the sea as it’s possible to get, so that’ll all be frozen cuntfish in there.

Get his fishy cunt face off my radar please. He’s destined to go the same way as Jammy Oliver, another so-called celebrity cook cunt who walked away after milking everyone.

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  2. Put a speech bubble on that picture and he’d be saying “I’m rich. Fuck you”.
    Other than that, I don’t know enough about old Rickie to say anything.

  3. Stein has always been a cooking cunt, in the same league as that other self-serving proctologist Jamie Oliver.

    Give me Keith Flloyd any day of the week. A great TV cook of the 80s, and was quite often pissed out of his head on French wine while presenting. But he never took himself seriously, even though he really knew his stuff!

    • Years ago I sold Keith Floyd a couple of pictures. He was pissed. He jumped up on a table and banged a couple of nails into the wall sending bits of plaster all over the food of his customers sitting at the table. ” Terribly sorry old boy “. They didn’t complain. Top cunt.

      • KF was my favourite; I never forget him being wonderfully rude aboout some old Frog bat who was making a total dog’s dinner of some cookery.
        Also, the advice that in the region where Kir is drunk, they often make it with RED Cotes-du-Rhone, and NOT white.
        It’s bloody fantastic.
        The only good thing about Stein is fish. Otherwise he is a cunt.
        On the subject of chefs, I’d like to see Ramsay put Wee Jimmy Krankie through a mincer.
        That’d learn her.

  4. I like old Rick, I find his travel programmes informative and his recipes seem to work. He took over from Keith Floyd when poor old Keith was too pissed to do his TV shows.
    You might object to his jetting off to places but, unlike a lot of other cunts, he doesn’t then lecture about bloody air miles and CO2.
    Sorry I don’t mean to be disagreeable but I can’t agree with this cunting.

  5. He’s even got one in a place called Port Stephens in New South Wales. Went there last year, superb food I have to say, but fuck me, he charges like a wounded bull the cunt! The price of the Chilli Crab main course would keep a certain Northumbrian gourmet in Fray Bentos pies for a year or more. I was told that he only visits from the UK a couple of times a year as well.
    ( Stein, not the Northumbrian gourmet, he’s too miserable for the happy go lucky life “down under “)

    • As a Northumbrian Gentleman,I am used to the finer things in life…”barbied” roadkill kangaroo washed down with Fosters “lager” just won’t cut it for an Epicurian such as myself I’m afraid GOC

      I do however have a quite extensive Police record for drunken,boastful,anti-social behaviour. I am also a spent force when it comes to Rugby and Cricket,but am prepared to bawl my eyes out for the cameras if caught cheating(which I often do). Surely I would make a perfect Australian?

      🙂 .

      • Speaking of roadkill macropods; In Rotorua a decade ago the greenie department put up a sign announcing that they would be 1080 baiting the local mountain to get the feral wallaby population down, but their main point was to the effect that if locals came across dead wallabies around the place during the next few weeks they’d better not eat them. I spose any other time it’d just be fine.

  6. Sorry to be a cunt, but I think this might be important to any Windows 10 users who have, or are about to install the latest Windows Updates to their machines.

    The following updates should be either avoided or uninstalled if you are witnessing any subsequent performance issues – such as files missing/deleted from your desktop, or your user profile and desktop settings have returned to their defaults.

    KB4532693
    KB4524244

    This is especially noticeable on HP laptops and PCs.

    The Twats at Redmond have pulled KB4524244. So that should no longer be available for download until a fix is found.

    However if you have installed either of these, the recommendation from Microshite is to uninstall them and reboot (Just go into View Update History, and it will tell you what has been installed)

    I would always recommend that you pause any Windows Updates to avoid this shit happening again. (Just go into Windows Updates => Advanced Options => Pause Updates) You can pause updates for up to 35 days. I generally go with 14, but the choice is yours

    https://www.techradar.com/uk/news/windows-10s-latest-update-fail-could-be-its-most-serious-yet

  8. I actually rather enjoy watching cooking programmes (not fucking Jamie Oliver,obviously) and I’ve got no idea why.

    Silly pretentious meals…I just couldn’t be arsed to go to all the trouble,never mind the expense of stocking a “store-cupboard” with more ingredients than a fucking Asian supermarket.

    Rick Stein had a horrible little nippy terrier that he took with him on his travels…he’d have done better with forgetting about buying some exotic fish and just shoved the yappy fucking dog into the stew-pot.

    I also suspect that Stein would qualify for Jack’s “Spot the Woofta” gaym. I would never eat one of his dishes for fear that he is a Super-Spreader for The Gayness. He should be quarantined on that Coronavirus cruiseship with that other moaning old Cunt.

    I like Rachel Khoo…she can come round and kneed my salty dough-balls anytime she fancies.

    • Nigella Lawson from 10-15 years ago. Fucking hell she knew how to tease on daytime TV, especially how she would inadvertently end up with a blob of whipped or double cream on the end of her finger, which she would surreptitiously suck off with those thick rosy lips of hers.

      Time for a cold shower.

      • This thread is about high-class refined living,MNC…it is not for the likes of you.

        Perhaps there will be one about how cold the seat is in an outdoor toilet soon? You will probably be more comfortable with a subject such as that.

      • …and even more pertinently, which newspaper to use as toilet roll – Daily Express, Mail, Mirror for the hoi polloi; or the Telegraph, Times, Guardian for the more refined folk!

      • Heehee, morning Dick.
        I like cooking, and at the risk of sounding conceited im pretty good,
        Know you like to cook too.
        Think a man should be able to feed hisself, to cook or starve,
        Self reliance is utmost.
        Whats your pot noodle tonight?
        😁

      • The Leicester Mercury, according to late ex mother-in-law.
        However, the perforations are a bit odd..

      • Im tickety boo George thanks!👍
        Hope your well mate?
        Do like a good meal George, not much work this week so doing a meal for tonight to earn brownie points off the missus and finishing off the understairs doors/storage ive made.
        Them slow cooker things are fuckin magic!
        Gets meat to where you touch it with a fork it crumbles…
        Bet this Rick Stein could learn a few tips off me😁
        He looks bit like Stuart Hall doesnt he?

      • Yep.Nigella was worth a scuttle a few years ago…not now,obviously. She’s mutton-dressed-up-as lamb these days.

      • Yep keep well in with your Mrs MNC keep up the Brownie Points I’m ok now been under the weather with Pneumonia none of that Chinese shite for me proper English Man Flu 👍

      • Sorry to hear that George,
        A speedy recovery to you mate👍
        Yeah dont want that chinky version,
        Makes you permanently yellow wi slitty eyes!

    • Good Morning Sir Richard,

      I loved old Chalky, would have been proud of him if he had been my dog.

      You should read Ricky autobiography ‘Under A Mackerel Sky’ He has had more crumpet than you and I could only dream about. He only has to appear on the telly and Mrs Wanksock goes a bit moist. I haven’t been able to do that for her for 20 years.

      • The dog even used to growl and snap at him,Wanksock!

        I would never keep a hound that growled or had a bite at me

  9. Was saying to the wife the other day
    , that none of the stuff this cunt cooks up on TV looks like anything I couldn’t replicate pretty easily.

    I could not say that about a lot of the fine dining stuff that you see in Michelin starred restaurants but stick a cunt out of the way in Padstow, give him some fish and the Cornish believe he is the second coming, the daft carrot crunching cunts.

    The same people who voted for Brexit , not realising a) how much they got by way of subsidies from the 4th Reich and b) the massive debt all of their councils are in

  10. Im making tea for tonight.
    Chicken casserole.
    With ‘cheddar mash’ accept its not cheddar its red Leicester.
    Casserole going in the slow cooker,
    I wouldnt eat anything of mr steins.
    He looks like he doesn’t wash his hands.
    Bet he does ‘fancy’ or ‘foreign’ stuff,
    I went his gaff all id have to eat would be a bag of crisps.
    Unopened obviously.

    • Morning Miserable.

      Do you happen to know how to pronounce Rick’s surname correctly?

      Is it Steen or Stine?

      I’m concerned that offence may be caused if I get it wrong.

      • Morning Rtc, stine i think?
        Like a beer ‘stein’,
        Hey know your a fan of cheese and onion crisps, you should try Aldis specially selected own brand !
        Big Yellow packet, they are the gourmet of crisps!!
        Best ive ever had.👍

      • Really? There’s an Aldi about a mile from us.

        I’ve still got 12 packets of Golden Wonder, but cheers for the heads-up, will definitely try.

        Had any Rancheros recently?

      • Not recently, wonder why only the Irish still have them?
        Im still waiting for this reborn old Jamaica to hit the shelves!

        My idea of multiculturalism that.😁

      • There was a funny moment on Newsnight last night with Emily and guests discussing what the Weinstein verdict might mean. But one guest kept saying Weinschtein (rhyme with 9) very deliberately Weinschtein Weinschtein….I thought she was going to say ‘schweinhund! at one point.

        Very uncomfortable for Emily.

      • Oh dear, I mis-read that as “pop Nazi”.
        Put Fat Hermann in a frock, he’d look like Gemma or Addle…

  12. I was in a restaurant last night.
    Sitting at the bar was some bloke in an expensive suit who kept looking at my missus.
    When she got up and went for a piss, he came over.

    He said, “Excuse me, I couldn’t help noticing your wife and wondered if you’ve ever seen that film, Indecent Proposal.”

    I said, “Yes I have, dont tell me you’re going to offer me a crazy sum of money for one night with my wife..?”

    He said, “No, nothing like that. I just wanted to tell you that she looks exactly like Robert Redford”….

  13. Wasn’t ole Rick Stein shagging his assistant in Australia a few years back ? Apparently his wife didn’t take it to well.
    I do miss his Jack Russell, I found him more entertaining than the randy old Chef .💪

  14. As a self confessed philistine, the only seafood I eat is normally fried in batter and served with chips, with other notable exceptions such as tuna and the odd prawn. The rest of it usually stinks, and as the smelling organ is above the eating organ, forget it. Is there still such a thing as the crab stick man? The dull cunt who used to sell seafood flavour snacks from a basket to pissed people on a Saturday night? I remember one night in the 80s, I cleaned him out of crabsticks and eat the lot. That was the end of me and them.
    As for this pillock, I watch so little TV, I wouldn’t waste it on watching a cunt cooking.

    • Seafood flavour is about all they were. The closest thing to a crab they came to was the ones in the cunts pubes under that basket.

      • Yeah, I know, that’s why I eat the manky things. I used to eat cockles too, but the needed so much vinegar, it was quicker to just neck a bottle of sarsons. And they have the consistency of vasectomy leftovers, minging.

  16. Somehow I don’t think Rick will be opening up a restaurant up here in Mansfield .Most of the town is either bordered up or charity shops or opticians So we seem safe from this cunt

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