Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex

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Prince Harry Halfwit.

The latest piece of quite breath-taking self-indulgence…”Prince Harry tells American bankers he has been in therapy for seven years to cope with loss of his mother.”

What an utter cunt. There have been children who lost parents at an early age who didn’t have the luxury of a fucking Royal support system behind them. They just had to fucking get on with it…no nannies, no servants, no teachers to help them cheat their way through school, no special allowances made to enable them to indulge in a “Let’s Play at Soldiers” career, no millions of pounds cushion.

This spineless,selfish arrogant cunt ( The People’s Prince bit didn’t last long. “What Meghan wants, Meghan gets” indeed) now spends his time wailing about how hard his life has been as a “Royal”. Now, he’s either such a dolt that he doesn’t realise just how lucky he has been, or he really is so far up his own arse that he just doesn’t care….I suspect that it’s a combination of both.

I can quite honestly say that there are very few people that I detest, but Harry is one of them. I hope his wife takes him for every penny and leaves him to stew in his own “oh woe is me” juices. He epitomises everything that I find disgusting about the modern ” pretend I care while I lecture The Little People” brigade as they actually make it all about themselves. He is even worse than the luvvies because at least they actually have achieved something (however ephemeral), whereas Halfwit has achieved nothing except to expose his own selfishness.

Fuck off Harry and stay fucked off…Cunt.

Nominated by Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler

82 thoughts on “Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex”

  1. I’m going to give them what they want and ignore them from now on. Harry is history in my world.

  2. Fucking parasite son of an empty headed parasite and a hooray fucking Henry. Spent 99% more time with nannies and flunkeys than his saintly mother. Piece of shit.

  3. Him and his bitch wanted out to get away from the media and here they are just courting media attention. Money whores, greedy shower of useless cunts. I cannot understand why this shit is in the news. They have gone, walked out the door, don’t turn around now, cause you’re not welcome anymore. Fuck off.

      • “Oh no go, walk out the door”
        “Got my JP Morgan cheque,Fat Reg’s plane and whore”
        “So you felt like dropping in and just expect me to be free”?
        “Well I charge a Million for a speech now so just pay up like JP”
        Greedy parasite is little Hewitt.

    • Manipulation of free press, sorry about his mother but she courted the press, she could have stayed in the hotel, still courting the press
      That was her life at the end, she put her self there.
      Harry should get over it. We
      have lost mother’s in far more extreme conditions, sick of him, he would not be where he is without privileged birth. The best thing that has ever happened to us is that she has been humiliation, if not for lockdown, she would be making millions
      It

  4. The airhead does not know how lucky he is. 7 years In therapy for fucks sake. The man is a wanker.

    • If I were him I would find another *therapist* – if seven years hasn’t cured him he/she can’t be the right one.

      It has been rumoured that Mr or Mrs Hewitt might appear on the American Strictly Come Mincing bollocks. That would be the end of them I would hope.

      I think the little wanker needs a good talking-to from Prince Phillip.

    • I read today that he’s in therapy for his bald patch.
      Has he REALLY no idea of what people think of him ?
      A scraping of knob cheese on the admittedly rather dodgy Y-fronts of humanity Total waste of 02, sunlight, water, space, paper and electrons.
      Excellent and timely cunting, Dick.

    • Steady on, WMFFS. Everyone likes a wank on occasion but that doesn’t make you a bad person. Harry Hewitt is a cunt, though.

  5. Great job Dick.
    Just been reading about how the Markles are apparently planning to move to LA. The next stage in the ‘what Megain wants, Megain gets’ plan no doubt, and Harry Halfwhitt will trail along like a little puppy.
    A cunt of enormous proportion.

    • 18 months in the Royal Family, 6 months in Canada, and a lifetime of indulgence mixing with Hollywoke A-listers in their gated communities at our expense. You’ve got to hand to Rachel, she had a plan and got it done in a very short period of time. It’s a shame she couldn’t apply her schemes to something less egocentric.

    • His real name is Henry (though I have never known anyone use it) Harry is a diminutive. I think he should have had his “dad’s” name – he looks like a Charlie to me.

  7. I think we need to look a bit deeper into Harry Hewitt and Meagain scarpering over the Atlantic to be ‘financially independent’

    I have a feeling that some enterprising Frogmore cottage lackey got the right raging arsehole with the pair of them and scored some of the halfblood prince’s follicles off a hairbrush. One DNA test later and the game is up.

    They jumped ship before the news hit the tabloids and are going to rake in as much as they can before the bubble bursts.

    two dna tests, three if you want to be certain

    • Afternoon Ruff one. In that article, PR ‘guru’ Mark Borkowski claimed the Sussexes risk ‘being seen as tacky.”

      Some fuckin’ ‘expert’ coming out with the bleedin’ obvious and something IsAC decided on a long time ago. He must be a little slow on the uptake and is obviously from the Max Clifford school of PR.

    • Aha. A Blair connection? Blair has a very lucrative advisory role with JPM, and we should never forget the sterling work he performed in taking the spotlight off his own policies by turning an upperclass car crash into an England-wide grief-fest*. Blair was, of course there, at the Alternative Investment Summit in Miami – he is rarely far from expensive Morgan networking events and has sometimes accompanied Jamie Dimon, the president, Chairman and CEO of JP Morgan Chase, on trips to schmooze corrupt governments. Dimon is notoriously oil-focussed, and the Summit was manifestly about greenwashing.

      *Oban, where Diana’s mother lived, was notably public-grief-free.

  9. The man does not have a mind of his own, simple as that… Henry of Hewitt has been put up to this by his ball and chain, Meghan Markle Fucking Ono…. Until the day he grows a pair and gets shut of her, he will be her slave and her golden ticket… This is merely the first instance in a long line of virtue signaling, money grabbing, and media prostitution…. What astonishes me is how any bloke – and especially a major Royal – can see such a two bit third division low rent poundland z-list knickers down gold digger slag like Markle Ono as something special… As my old nan used to say, ‘You can put a ribbon (or a royal title) around a turd… But, at the end of the day, it is still a steaming stinking flyblown fucking turd’….

    • I would’ve married Katie Carmichael. I was watching the Spaced documentary last night, what a stunning lovely gorgeous aryan woman! instead he gave it all up for a skinny yankie quadroon with sex videos and naked selfies all over the internet.

  10. Press and media cunts still rallying around that smear of slime, Schofield… I imagine if a 51 year old guy abused his position and had been shagging an 18 year old girl, he’d have been run out of town by now with the Me Too drums banging at full volume… Brave?! The man is filth and a copper bottomed cunt…

    • Have you seen the little poofter he is supposed to have had rumpy-pumpy with?. I’d say they were equally horrible. It is Schofield’s wife I feel sorry for – a bit like old Gaylord Adonis wife – they served their purprse while they were cultivating their careers now they are as high as they can go and probably have brewers droop to go with it they have nothing to lose and can discard them. If I were either of those 2 women, I would take the slimy little buggers to the cleaners

      • This is one instance where the wife actually deserves half of the cunts earnings from the last 27 years.

    • How dare you Norman, he’s a hero and national treasure.

      He got married knowing he was gay! He put his career before the happiness of his wife and robbed her of the best years of her life, hero!

      Although I fail to see anything heroic about being gay I’ll give credit to those who fought for gay rights in the 50s and 60s, that took some guts, 27 years ago it may of been a tad more difficult but in 2020 it’s almost fucking compulsory in the entertainment industry.

      Never liked the cunt and like him even less now.

      I hear Sharon Osbourne has had her say, why is that plastic old witch asked anything about anything?

  11. I see this is Harry’s sixth Cunting…..and I’ve written four of them…Hope the Cunt doesn’t track me down and bore me to death with more tales of the hardships involved in growing up in the Royal Family…although,then again,a few hours in my company listening to my views on various matters will probably be enough to reduce the Cunt to someone who no longer needs Protection Officers…a couple of hefty Black Mama-type nurses’ll be enough to change his soiled pants and wipe the drool from the corners of his mouth.

    • Are you engaged in a vendetta against this clueless moron? He’s such an easy target, even more so since his introduction to BAME life.

      • I feel he has stolen my life,Moggie….I’d have made an excellent Prince Harry…but without any of the charity work of course.

    • Set the hounds on him DF! And get that ethnic girl of his a maids outfit and lead her down the scullery stairs!
      Good nom Sir!

  12. Pitiful little cunt.
    He’s toast anyway for deserting the family,his duties and our country.
    Fuck him .
    Bag of pish.

  14. My daughters were 8 and 10 when their mother died.

    They were back at school the next day, I was back at work commuting 5 days a week between Suffolk and London within 2 weeks.

    Made contact with the local counselling services and was told there was nothing available for at least three months. When we did eventually go to be absolutely honest not sure quite how good it was for them.

    Had to arrange and pay for a nanny myself (which represented a good sized proportion of my take home net salary) and we received virtually no outside help whatsoever, apart from my family. We just had to get on with it, in those days it was called “getting a grip”.

    It is an extremely difficult time when a child loses a parent howeverbin my opinion the effects can be reduced if the family have financial resources and access to professional help they need.

    I used to think Harry as a royal was ok. Totally lost all respect for him when in the Africa documentary when “helping the poor” it seemed to be all about him and what a hard time he and his wealthy, privileged wife were having with press intrusion.

    And who is going to pay for Andrew “I know nuffin abaaaaht it” daughters forthcoming wedding ceremony? Two different venues. You can be sure it wont be cheap.

    What a family of parasitic cunts.

    • Queen? Fine. Big Phil? Fine – pay them – the rest can f*ck off, get a job and pay their own way, leeches.

      • Totally agree Vernon.

        The Queen has done a great job, and Phil is great entertainment value for his un PC gaffes. Anne also seems to get on with things without making a fuss.

        But scrap the rest of them.

  15. Solid gold cunting, Dick.

    I too am fed up to the back teeth of this precious pair, prostituting their wokeness, diversity and now therapy to the MSM and any cunt that will listen. If the public acted sensibly and swerved the media serving up tales of this gruesome pair then the wheels would soon come right off their business plan.

    That said, baldie Bro has been a cunt with his ‘diversity’ speech. When are these inbreds going to understand? We are not fucking interested in diversity.

    Now fuck off, please.

  16. Having worked for HM for over 25 years, I’ve made some rather useful contacts, and can put your minds at ease, for a little while at least. Knowing as I do, one or two very well placed members of staff, I can confirm that Harry Hewitt is and always was thought of by those who have spent any time in his company, as an ignorant, I’ll mannered, entitled and arrogant little ginger cunt! And, if my sources are to believed, that includes one or two members of the RF!

    • I can well believe it. Can’t see Anne having much time for the cunt, anyway. Come the revolution, I’d be inclined to excuse her the guillotine.

  17. I really wish all the major newspaper editors would come to a gentlemen’s agreement and agree not to give these two the oxygen of publicity anymore. They fucked awwf after making it clear that they don’t enjoy being in the media spotlight like a couple of petulant brats. Show them they are no longer of interest all you journo’s out there, please for Christ’s sake.

    Harry is eventually going to make a monumental tit of himself and I’m sure the queen with all her years of wisdom knows this. If he is indeed of dubious parentage then she, along with the rest of the ‘femlehh’ will care even less.

    I reckon we’ll see the hotheaded little cuck trying to crawl his way back into the limelight and security that is the British institutional bosom after he has been cast aside like a dirty old flannel.
    Their only celebs now, not Royal, so not special. The USA is fickle, so what is Harry boy going to do when twiglets chucks him for a Hollywood producer that treats her like shit, which let’s face it, those types of tarts appreciate?

    Answers on a postcard please…

    • Excellent suggestion. That’s actually exactly what the public want, that and our fucking money back.

      • “Twiglets”
        That made me spray coffee for reasons I don’t actually understand… 😆😆😆
        Skinny, a bit brown and not exactly good for you?

  18. “ What Megan wants Megan gets”.

    Well the narcissistic Half Chocco Princess has got what she wants from the Half Wit Prince – his balls in a vice and the ability to pussy whip him every day.

    Half Wit should have listened to his brother and run a mile from her.

    • Little Hewitt got it all wrong – you are SUPPOSED to f*ck the skank and marry the good one!
      Should have asked Charles and leatherface for some advice on that one!

  19. This clown will air all his disgracefully shitty laundry in public so long as the money is right.
    First class cunting of a Royale cunt.
    Dung.

  20. For people who are wanting to step back from public life, those two cunts are sure doing a very stellar job of making sure they remain very public, what with this ‘admission’ – that he knew damned well would go viral – and reports of their dinner date with fucking J-Lo and her ball and chain, amongst other very ‘Hollywood’ things.

    I sincerely believe that Sparkle has brainwashed Ginger Nuts and transfixed him with ‘the power of the mighty vagina’. You would think that bloke has never been around good-looking poon in his entire life. He is behaving like a testicle-free sap since getting caught up in her web.

    Love? Well, it may well be, but love does not mean sacrificing your entire existence and life up until then to the other person. it is give and take……I wonder just how much ‘giving’ she has done thus far.

    I have no doubt at all that losing his mother at a young age, and in such a traumatic, violent fashion – had a serious mental impact on him (as it does any child that loses a parent) but the fact is that he is far more buffered from that than most kids. He had the luxury of being able to afford therapy and get the best help possible. I just don’t understand why he feels the need to let the world know about this, this far down the line unless it is a PR exercise to say ‘feel sorry for me as I am just like anyone else who loses a parent’. It seems convenient and suspicious that he comes out with this revelation after the damaging and unpopular move he made by ditching his royal responsibilities.

    I have no doubt at all that somewhere in the near future this marriage will go tits up. It will be interesting to see if Harry will come crawling back to Blighty with his tail between his legs. I think it is a given.

  21. Having porked some trailer trash, the young fuckwit has developed a taste for garbage life . Well paid garbage that is, but just for a while until he wakes up to the reality of what he has done. The Tarbaby thogh will continue to milk the prestigious tit of Royalty, and is likely to make countless millions from the ginger sap who lined her piss flaps with a built in gold mine.
    Fucking useless cunt with a threadbare patch that has the appearance of an Apes arese on fucking fire!

      • Hollywoke here they come. They’ll be co-hosting the fucking Oscars next. What a pair of cunts they’ve turned out to be.

      • Christ! See what I mean….Co hosting !!! FFS! I wouldn’t let the fuckers introduce Sesame St.

    • Little Hewitt calls yet another press conference to complain about press interference – would a cheque for £755,000 allow the press entry?
      Off to Canada with you cunt, don’t come back, and PAY YOUR OWN WAY!

      • It should be the same deal as with benefit claimants. You receive state benefits and then receive some income – that income will be deducted from your giro. Same rules apply: deduct the money from the pair’s multi-million pound security detail. And if they don’t want to pay for their security? Fine. Hopefully you cunts get snuffed out by a stabby rapey mohammed.

  22. Apparently the golden couple have been pissing off their Scotland Yard close protection officers, sending them out to “run errands” such as picking up coffee and fast food. (KFC I presume) Not really what they have been trained for and not what the taxpayer is forking out millions for. Of course Sparkle Tits has a reputation for losing domestic staff because of her high and mighty attitude towards the lower orders.
    $755,000 sounds like a lot of money but not when you are spending it like there’s no tomorrow. It’s obvious they will end up in LA. That’s where her mother is, her sleb friends and the big money……which is all the tart cares about. Once they move there you can start counting the months before the boy Hewitt is cuckolded and comes running back to his taxpayer funded security blanket. As Captain Mainwaring would have said…….you stupid boy!

  23. Seven years of therapy? Don’t get me wrong, it was terrible what happened to his Mother. I’m not trying to play the sympathy card but when my Dad died suddenly in a road traffic accident I waited five months for any kind counselling and it was appreciated at the time. Everybody is different but I know my Dad would not want me to wallow in self pity. Although I have a strong support base, I didn’t have the hundreds of people like he had, waiting on him hand and foot. I had to return to work to pay the mortgage and bills, pressures he will never have. His recent woke statements and patronising the masses will turn people against him. As for his other half, as my Dad would have said, he’s become ‘cuntstruck’.

  24. She’s got him where she wants him now.
    No fags, no booze, no mates, no meat ofcourse as we are vegan.
    She’s made him into a woke lapdog and will probably fall for the first Hollywood type that eats steaks, drinks whisky and slaps her arse.
    You won’t be the first mug Harry nor the last.

  25. This rusty Bastard gets more annoying by the day, just fuck off to Canada with your Kardashian wannabe Bitch. Praise the day soon when she nails your cap on that Balding head, takes half of “our” cash and you have to sulk back to the bunch of half breeds that you think are your family.!

  27. He was in the military like his Dad. The Major will be fucking gutted at this snowflakery!

    Cunt!

  28. Iv’e spent the last few hours sorting out my laptop because it was fucked not only that but now i’m subjected to my missus watching fucking love island. I don’t know what’s the worse watching all this false pricks or looking at Harry and Meghan , i would love to see all these cunts do a fucking yomp over the Brecon Becons in the fucking wind and rain CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS .

  30. Let’s face it some people are just weak mother fuckers, some are evil, some are stupid, then there’s people like Harry, with all the money anyone could need to succeed and still he’s rubbish at life.

    Fuck off Harry. Come down here and chum some of this shit we put up with.

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