Michael Barrymore

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A NOT ‘Awight’ Cunting for lying, vile, scumbag Barrymore.

Attempting a ‘comeback’, this fucking turd is either a murderer, or an accessory to murder. Lies, obfuscates, seeks sympathy, “I’ve been wrongly accused”, flees a crime scene, covers up a crime scene. Not that any of that matters – tell my sob story to Piers ‘Cunt’ Morgan and appear on GMTV. Come back to ITV and prance about on ice.

What fucking hypocrites ITV are. They sack Alistair Stewart for standing up to a dark-key cunt, but we like ‘implicated in murder’ liar, drug addict, self-centered cunt “Me, Me, Me” Barrymore. Changes his story about Stuart Lubbock’s death more than he changes his rancid underwear.

What an evil, lying, fucking scumbag he is. Murdering CUNT.

#JusticeforStuartLubbock

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51 thoughts on “Michael Barrymore”

  1. The king of the dead pool.

    I don’t know if Michael is guilty of any crime that night but he was the host of the party, he did run away and beyond doubt the party was a drug fuelled deviant orgy which lead to a man being anally raped and killed.

    Barrymore will forever be remembered for the fact a man died after being violently buggered at a party at his house where he was present.

    No way back from that is there?

  2. Another arse bandit, I met Cheryl Barrymore on several occasions, the nicest lady you could ever meet, this cock gobbler is beyond belief, how the hell has he not been locked up , he must know what happened that night, the scumbag is always about himself, and no one else,

  3. Watched the recent tv programme and when interviewed by Piers Morgan.

    Tried unsuccessfully several times to relaunch his career, the British public having none of it and can clearly see him for what he is.

    Guilty as fuck.

    • Well said WS – this creepy little f*cker may have used influence and privilege to manufacture a cover up but all it will take is one person to open their mouth and the sword of Damocles drops – GOOD!

      • She used to be quite partial to Les Dennis… Think she once had a thing about Philip Schofield too…

        I also have my suspicions about the bloke at No.14.

  7. Unfortunately for Barrymore, whether he likes it or not, ultimate responsibility for what happened that night lies with him. The rape as it turns out to be took place on his property while he was present. Full stop. To say he had nothing to do with it is pure cuntishness. If he was pissed or he was stoned or both then he rendered himself incapable of managing and policing a party he was hosting.

    What if I had tagged along that night and decided to steal some Rolex watches from Mikes bedroom as he lay in a stupour surrounded by joints. Would he’ve just accepted it and said there was nothing he could do as he wasn’t able to keep an eye on things? Doubt it. He’d be questioning his mates as to what they saw and I’d have the rozzas on my drive the following day.

    What a soppy berk awight.

  8. Over-rated even in his prime. Did the same ‘gag’ over; asked his guests a question, as soon as they started to answer he’d pretend to be bored, yawning, lying down etc.

    Used his height to some comedic effect, but didn’t do anything that John Cleese hadn’t done 20 years prior!

    The only good thing to come out of this is we don’t have to endure the cnut acting smug in anymore of his own shows….

  9. Barrymore is a cunt. However, Terry Lubbock is an ultra massive cunt. The term bitterness barely even describes his hatred and ignorance. Years ago he had a webite the Lubbock Enquiry that held some of the most far right extremist propaganda known to man it would make Stormfront blush, all in the name of ‘justice’.. I’m sorry his son was murdered, but I hate the fucker.

  10. There were 9 people at that party, only two of them were known to Barrymore the others, including the victim, picked up at a night club. Given the size of the house it’s probable that the other five saw or heard nothing while Barrymore and his two pals did the dirty in the jacuzzi.
    Therefore with only 3 people involved, and all of them equally guilty, it’s unlikely they will grass each other up.
    The coppers fucked it up from the start, failing to secure the scene and allowing evidence to be removed.
    The cunt has got away with it i’m afraid. Guilty as hell.

  11. Unfortunately the cops fucked it up big style, the place should have been shut off and forensically searched from top to bottom. Instead they allowed his helpers to go in and remove whatever they wanted after the event. Barrymore did a runner before emergency services arrived and removed who knows what. As a result the evil twat will never go down for the sexual assaulting, arse raping murderer we know, and those who are now in charge of the continuing investigation know him, to be. Dump the body in the pool and pretend he drowned! Even blaming the hospital the body went to for the anal injuries. Absolutely beyond belief.

  12. Seems to me arse banditry may well be spreading.
    This Coronavirus is bad enough as i’ve had to swap back to R.Whites lemonade to be on the safeside.

  13. I watched the recent documentary on this ‘event’ a few days ago and it fucking disgusted me. Nine people present at that party and not one of the fuckers will put an end to this case and give Stuart Lubbock’s poor family some resolution and justice. It is deplorable.

    Michael Barrymore knows something. His house, his party. It is unrealistic that he has no knowledge whatsoever of what went down. He made a beeline for Stuart when they encountered each other in that tacky nightclub prior to the party, which Barrymore swiftly invited Stuart to.

    What for? To play tiddlywinks or do a bit of crochet with him? No, because the lascivious, slimy old cunt had something far more sleazy on his mind, that is why.

    The public are forgiving, as shown when he came second in bloody “Big Brother” years ago, but then again the plebs who watched that shit generally had single figure IQ’s, so that doesn’t really mean much. Until there are FULL DISCLOSURES by someone who has the conscience to finally come forward (and even then I doubt if will make any difference now anyway) Barrymore must just accept that his career is in the shitter and staying there.

    And rightly so.

  15. If Barrymore had any sense, he’d keep his head low before he stirs up enough shit to set off another enquiry into what actually happened at his party.

    Devious (and very lucky,I suspect) Cunt from The McCann School of “I know nothing about it”

    • Hes Guilty as fuck.
      Can see it, read it on him.
      He knows exactly what happened and was ‘taters deep’ involved in it.
      Hes not wired up right, puddled cunt.
      Loves fame and acclaim, being famous an this has ruined it for him.
      Saltwater crocs, great white sharks, michael Barrymore all predators that can strike in 3ft of water.
      Swimming with monsters.

      • You’d make a great judge Miserable!
        “ Guilty as Fuck! Take him down. Bring in the next one!”
        😀

      • Hehee, yeah Bertie, no leniency for Michael in my courtroom.
        You know when your kids are little and you ask them, “did you break this?”
        Or ” whos done this mess”?
        An they say “not me!”
        But you can see it in their eyes, little giveaways in their body language, that it surely was them?😁
        Well, i see this in Michael Barrymore.
        Hes a wrong un as our cockney friends say, a very, naughty boy.

      • Yeah Robb hes most certainly not ‘my kind of people’!
        He comes before judge Miserable hes getting 2 life sentences, one for leaving a floater in his pool
        And one for fun.

  16. Will this absolute cunt ever stop feeling sorry for himself ?
    I watched a bit of the “ body in the pool “
    Programme and the first thing I thought when Barrymore was talking about the evening was LIAR!! , absolute liar !!
    So unconvincing when recalling the events of that evening, with all the years that have passed you would have thought Barrymore would have got good at telling lies ? He hasn’t..
    Barrymores more upset that his career died that evening than the young man found floating in his pool …..

    His grief is all self pity …..

  17. Never met a Cockney that I’ve liked… Thieving violent types. And it’s quite clear that some are partial to a bit of pool side Bummery.

    • Surely you’re not suggesting Steve Marriott was a ginger beer are you Fenton?

      Clutch my pearls!

    • You certainly wouldn’t like them now FF most born within the sound of Bow bells are of a dusky hue and have little grasp of English or an understanding of the culture. I originate from NW London so am blessed with the Middlesex accent which is different to the old Cockney accent in fact there existed a number of regional London accents. Those days are gone forever sadly, now it would be hard to find a native English speaker in many boroughs. The dusky ones babble away in whatever and the majority of the white English youth speak fuckwit. Soon, to hear an original London area accent you will have to visit my part of Lincolnshire cos they all move here. Home away from home ahhh. Not heard any rumours regarding poolside bumfoolery when the weather warms who knows. Just hope the dodgy cunt does not decide to move here.

      • “speak fuckwit”…so that’swhat it’s called! I’d been wondering if it had a name, but that’s certainly it. Thank you.
        You can hear authentic Limehouse in Norfolk, too. Along with Polish.

    • To be honest with you FF i’m a Yorkshire man through and through and i lived in London for around 4 years and met some really good Londoners down there . In fact they were all bang on to be fair , BUT and i mean BUT , the fact that there so overrun by muslim’s , blacks and east Europeans etc i guess they would welcome anyone who’s English.

  18. I never liked this cunt, at the height of his fame, I found him an irritating patronising twat. The police force involved should hang their heads in shame, for bungling the initial investigation, and for the subsequent nineteen years of dithering, allowing Barrymore to enjoy his dwindling fame and liberty. Coming second in big brother should be sen as a curse, not a blessing. The cunt.

  20. The lure of a return to fame, fortune and bright lights is simply too irresistible to our shit-stabbing (ex) National Treasure, Ciaran Parker. Silly cunt should have kept his head right down and he might have got away with it.

    I am hoping the reward pot climbs north of £100K as that may incentivise at least one of the partygoers to spill the beans and finally put this shambling, raddled old Bermondsey bum-boy behind bars, where the cunt belongs.

    • Think its at £40 grand Paul at mo,
      Michaels offering £50 grand to keep shtum and a free swimming lesson

  22. The more i learn about Michael the more i dislike him,
    Bet he whipped the diamond earring for his cock piercing the fuckin animal.
    Bet hes killed before the saucy roisterdoister.

  24. Sort of off topic but since he;s gay i reckon it can be justified , Missus is watching the Brit;s at 40 but at least the shit she watches gives me plenty to moan about and slag shit off. Anyway it’s showing a performance by Beyonce and that gay cunt Sam Smith is saying “ooo i wish i was her i wish i could wear that long purple dress etc , Sam Smith you big fucking gay faggot bastard of a cunt , Just thought i’d get that one in .

    • I seen that. Sam Smith is high on my “Cunts I’d like to kick the shit out of” list. Mincing screeching screaming shirtlifting poofter cunt. Needs a good fucking slap. Cunt.

  25. I was working in a theatre, doing the lights for a panto. Had a few drinks one night with some of the cast, and was chatting to a very well-respected, but alcoholic, cast members. Lovely bloke, but after several bevvies, he would start slagging off “all the showbiz cunts” he had worked with over the years. Someone must have mentioned Barrymore, as the actor got up from his seat and loudly bellowed/slurred “Barrymore? That fucking big poof? Couldn’t wait to get out the stage door to go pick up some young men!! Dirty poof!!”
    A few of us present were a bit taken aback, asking him “really?” but he was adamant. Something about his manner told me he wasn’t lying, and it wasn’t just the drink talking. So a week or two later, I asked him about it on a rare occasion when he was fairly sober. “Oh yes, that’s all completely true. Why would I make that up?” and he had a point-why would he indeed. Anyway, this must have been Christmas 1994.I told a few mates Barrymore was a shirtlifter, none of them believed me.. Until about six months later, when the big nancy “came out” during the summer of 1995.I of course was thrilled to have that smug “I told you so” look all over my boat race…

  26. And I echo some of the good folk here in that I never found the cunt funny. All he did was invite members of the public onto his show and take the piss out of them. Not one singer, dancer, comedian etc were allowed to do their act without Barrymore barging in and taking over, therefore taking the attention away from them and back on to himself. And his tiresome “poor me” act doesn’t wash with me either. Shady cunt.

  28. I have always hated Barrymore. That bloody John Cleese impression from a man without a degree or even A-levels was embarrassing even at the time. Strike It Lucky became Strike It Rich when it was losing popularity. I wonder if they asked in court if he was Top, Middle or Bottom? His TV show My Kind Of People usually involving some singing helpless cripple and him trying to ingratiate himself with them by singing the last verse with them, like Wee Sonny McGregor in the film The Naked Truth.

    If only they had introduced a smoking ban in 1967 instead of legalising homosexuality today we would still be able to hear Roy Castle play his trumpet and Barrymore would be in prison and not making a successful comeback.

    Let’s face it: the cops didn’t have enough evidence to prosecute. I think they said it was death by misadventure. I don’t think Stupid Lubedbuttocks could have died from an anal trauma, but drowning in a pool when drunk is possible. Of course Barrymore’s house was so massive and if all the guests were drunk and in different rooms it’s impossible to work out what really happened.

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