Harry Redknapp (4)

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Harry fucking Redknapp

Will my TV screen ever be free from this over paid, over exposed, up his own arse Cunt?

If he’s not on the news for some fucking reason, he is in every other advert: everything from sports betting, pizzas, Sky, McDonalds, computer games … you bloody name it. Goes on “I’m a cunt, get me out of here” – wins (fix!) then he’s on every news, media, chat show wobbling on about it.

Now the cunt is on ITV, getting paid God only knows how much, showing the wretched poor his luxury home and lifestyle in “Harry Redknapp’s Sandbanks Summer”…more like Harry Redknapp sucks shit. There is nothing this greedy fucker won’t do for a few knicker (or a few thousand). With a face like a smacked arse, this irritating wanker is fast replacing Phil ‘Cunt’ Schofield as the most annoying Cunt on TV.

With £Millions in his off shore trust funds, I’m beginning to suspect that Old ‘Arry has discovered that his open fire burns much better on £50 notes than the timber logs most people use. Hence, why he always seems desperate to pocket some more wonga.

Just fuck off, you greedy, old fucking CUNT!

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33 thoughts on “Harry Redknapp (4)”

  4. Always remember – There’s no such thing as can’t.
    Unless of course you’re a cockney, in which case, you probably are one.

    If I never see this cunt again it will still be too soon….

  5. Clearly if his got all these irons in the fire then clearly some cunt loves him to want to either seek his advice, or flog their products!

    One would hope the Inland Revenue are keeping a close eye on his financial activities.

    Cunt

  7. Oh where’s Saaaandra, my laaaarrrvly Saaaandra.

    Fuck of she looks like she’s just been dug up and put a bit of lippy on.

  8. This may sound a bit ignorant, but who (or indeed what) is a Harry Redknapp?
    Ugly cunt looks like one of the gargoyles off Norwich Cathedral…

    • Hes a chirpy cheeky chim chimeney gawd bless him jam roly poly salesman,
      Barbara windsor, the twins Ronnie & Reggie, arfur fackin Daley, you fackin northern monkey!😁

    • He was a football manager Mr B and he got away with tax evasion by saying in a police interview he was “the most disorganised man in the world” kept no personal financial records because he can’t write and “couldn’t even fill in a teamsheet” played to the jury at his trial at Southwark Crown Court….

      • I’ll have to try that excuse when the next self assessment tax return arrives.
        I mean, it’s not like I’d be treated differently because I’m not rich and famous, or anything… 😆😆😆

      • I think he also had a secret bank account in the Sarf uv France that he ‘never knew he had’ …… in the name of his dog!!

  9. This melted candle of a cunt is on my list of ‘twenty faces most in need of a punch’.
    He should have been on ‘Only Fools…’, ducking and diving dahn the market.
    Nobly cunted, m’lud.

  10. Another truly brilliant Cunting, and very timely. Sitting in the living room with my parents last night my father actually wanted to watch this shit show!!

    I find it very offensive that he wants to show off Sandbanks IE show off his substantial wealth.

    He must have a very good Agent and that agent must be well in with the TV bods.

    His wife has had that much plastic surgery she looks like Michael Jackson and he’s been dead for 20 years.

    Spare a thought for “Louise” his son’s wife (if they’re still together) she was a major hot stunning totty back in my golden era of the 90s. I would have paid well to suck on Louise’s anus morning noon and night.

    Google says he’s worth £14 million, I think he’s worth far more than that. There have been a hell of a lot of suspect bank transfers, international dealings and off shore money stuff. What a cunt.

    That one penthouse apartment they showed was going for £5 million alone. I wouldn’t even want to live in fucking sand banks, it’s just a bank of sand and in 10 or 20 years it could be swept away by the sea.

    Google Images: “Louise Redknapp Naked” bloody lovely woman
    Maybe just maybe Jamie Redknapp isn’t quite as much of a cunt as his father.

    Harry with the Midas touch what an absolute bastard.
    Personally I don’t like footballers or managers or the football industry and the whole industry has been steadily taken over by foreign players and foreign money, some football games you barely see a white player with a British name, it’s more like they are black as night and named Umbongo

    • I Googled it. Fair pair of jugs on it. Not like the weasel snouts of whatshername Beckham.

  11. It’s the stupid fuckers paying him . What’s the attraction? He’s not intelligent,interesting,attractive…..wtf is it abaaaaat this mong that make TV channels want to employ him?
    It’s basement TV for basement nitwits.
    Anybody with a relatively well ordered set of brain cells and a normal chromosome compliment would switch off. Clearly there are huge numbers of eejits out there willing to watch this crumpled faced prat waffle on.

    He’s a cunt and so are the cunts paying him.

  12. there’s a load or a gaggle or even a forage (just made it up) of old fucking football managers and ex footballers invading our screens daily – fucksake the beeb had beckham on again today – there has to be a collective noun for these ex, dead footie fools – get rid of the cunts – to think in my day they’d get on the same bus to go to the match – now, it’s high security megabuckvehicles for the rich & famous – fuck off the lot of ’em!!!!!

    • Louise would get it though, oh yes!

      As for Harry, well even though he managed Spurs I don’t mind him but then I don’t get much exposure to him as I avoid the basement media.

  16. Anyone who has managed Spurs has to be a cunt. It will be on your CV. If you’ve played for them then you’re an even bigger cunt. Most associated with that club are still living off past glories and it must be embarrassing. They are sponsored by a firm called AIA which I think stands for ALL INTO AUSCHWITZ……. CUNTS.

  18. I remember not long after he won Celebrity wants taking out and he was doing an advert for his brand of jam roly poly . I actually thought it was a joke and some sort of spoof TV ad , then i realized it was real . Sandbanks summer ? , what a load of total bollocks.

  19. Why the fuck would I want to watch this old fart and his wife, the lovely, but skeletal Sandra banging on about their life on the very privileged Sandbanks, far, far removed from us unwashed riff-raff? What possible interest could that hold for me, or any other pleb?

    Hasn’t this cunt made enough money already? Does he really need to be making even more by getting involved in shite programming like this? Bad enough he was on ‘I’m a Celebricunt’.

    Just fuck off, Harry. Nobody cares.

  20. Gotta love Arry…my kind of bloke.
    Arry earnt abaaaht £700,000 last year, after it going through his company account and the necessary tax deductible income was declared Arry took home £850,000.
    When asked how that works Arry said ‘I know naffink abaaaht it, I leave the accounts to someone else’.

  21. I had an issue with this cunt a few months ago when he appeared on a tv program where Paul Merson was having difficulties with his gambling addiction. Ol Arry was coming over all touchy feely and giving it the full on hand on shoulder shit saying it’s a crime not enough help is given to this problem blah blah blaaaaaah.
    Not two months later he’s fronting a gambling site advert.
    Hypocritical full on 10:1 Cunt!!!

  22. I had never heard of this fucking wanker until a couple of years ago, but now I’m hoping natural selection is going to sort the attention seeking wanker out and the sooner the better in my opinion….

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