Another day, another cunting for this snotty-nosed, up-her-own-arse, self-important little wanker, with the news that Miss Thunderpants is to star in a BBC (who else?) series about her life and times – all 17 years of it – and her “journey to adulthood”….let’s just hope there is no full frontal nudity.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
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Good Old Auntie’s Science Unit has announced a series ‘starring’ climate activist and habitual truant, Greta Thunberg. The series will explore the climate change issue whilst charting the rise and rise of “Little Miss Angry” as she pursues her crusade to save the planet. BBC Studios Executive Producer, Rob Liddell, waxed himself as he burbled “to be able to make this with Greta is an extraordinary privilege, getting an inside view on what it’s like being a global icon and one of the most famous faces on the planet”.
Global icon? What the fuck? All together now: “she’s not a global icon, she’s a very naughty girl!”. Yes, great idea Beeb. Follow this climate change fanatics’ mouthpiece around the world with a crew and a load of equipment, generating a bloody great carbon footprint in the process.
The world’s creepiest teenager and the ‘right on’ BBC, polluting the environment by generating more hot air between them than a Boeing 747.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Admin: sorry, couldn’t resist rolling this one out again:
She is symptomatic of the new age of cunt. Before the internet, cunts would have to become aware of a subject, research that subject, then find enough people who were interested enough to do the same. Now, cunts can read a tweet or a social media article which proudly boasts ‘3 minute read’ and become a near expert on any given subject. If they want to go further, there are millions of videos on YouTube, loaded with cod science and hearsay, all presented by swivel eyed wankers who are deemed truthers because their message goes against ‘the man’
Listening to this freak lecturing world leaders, telling them they don’t get it? Does she have the faintest idea what the figures she is reading out mean? All this with very little schooling, most of which was probably colouring in with crayons.
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Well said, GJ.
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I would ask you to view Rebel News documentary ” Greta Thunberg Incorporated”
rather interesting you will find.
https://youtu.be/TTXdhTwO320
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Yes a nut with social problems and eating disorders being manipulated by a left wing elite. She has such caring parents.
Send in the SAS.
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Great spot Admin. Thanks.
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I am sick of this smug self satisfied windowlicking little cunt…. She has no life experience, she has fuck all qualifications, she has never done a decent day’s work in her life (and probably never will)… Yet her arrogance and ability to tell others what to do and how to think is astounding in its cunt levels… This rubber faced little bastard lectures about ethics and other shit, yet she makes records with those SJW knobs, the 1975, is a pet for snowflake celebrity cunts and fuckers like the Obamas, and stays in top hotels around the world without paying a penny for it… Now she is another BBC pet and Christmas cracker novelty… The BBC abandoned its Schools and Colleges programmes and the Open University years ago… They whined that they didn’t have enough money for them…. Yet out of nowhere they find the (licence payer’s) cash to make an ‘educational’ programme with this condescending little spaz… The ‘Corporation’ has used everything to try and ‘educate’ us ignorant oafish riff raff already… Katie Hopkins was right when she said that every BBC show is now like a finger wagging PC lecture… Doctor Who being the worst and most glaring example (Rosa Parks in a science fiction escapism series?! Fuck off!) So it’s no surprise that the ‘Beeb’ are lecturing us again… But instead of getting a top bollocks academic type or a scientist like the good old OU days with a proper educational programme, they will throw money at this gurning self righteous little chimp with no scientific or geological knowhow to tell us where us proles and peasants are going wrong… Well they can fuck off…
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“The BBC abandoned its Schools and Colleges programmes and the Open University years ago”.
WTF????????? When did that happen? Many a lesson back in junior school was watching a Schools & Colleges programme on the telly. Remember the black clock face ticking down with the second markers disappearing as the big hand moved towards the top of the hour? The bastard BBC scrapped it? But they’ve got money for creating who knows much much content in who knows how many fucking languages???
I’m genuinely saddened and shocked by this. I just assumed the OU was still on the schedules or at least online. Wow! Just wow!!
(I have lived in Yankland for almost 20 years which might explain me not knowing this)
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I think they ditched school and college programmes in the early 90s when the BBC decided to “entertain” people with lunchtime quiz shows and antiques and cookery afternoon programmes. My son had these TV programmes when he was at school, and very occassionaly I would see one, and they were far better than the Attenborough with dramatic cellos shit they make at enormous expense today,
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She’s like a retarded version of Veruca Salt… Simple as that…
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Excellent contribution, Norman. It’s hard to use brevity when there is so much cuntery present like in this instance with young Greta the evil little voodoo doll, but you summed it all up rather nicely. I don’t wish the young lass any harm — she’s, after all, being exploited — but by fuck I sure am sick of the sight of her and the ensemble that gives her a platform for all of this nonsense. Utterly cringeworthy.
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I thought Veruca Salt was/are a crap Yank band. What have I missed?
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Veruca Salt was the spoilt little cunt from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory…
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I had nearly forgotten about all this (which is no mean feat). What in the actual fuck?!! It was like Children of The Corn crossed with a slight learning disability. It made Lilly Allen’s recent video post about Labour’s new manifesto seem normal. I suppose this is what happens when you are George Soros’s sock-puppet, are 17 years old, have celebrity parents, and have Asperger’s Syndrome. Climate change activism is all very good and dandy, but just not like this. This young girl is being exploited by powerbrokers and elites — the very people that endeavour to aggressively disseminate their message and policies but who don’t do as they say , but who do as they do (i.e., they are complete hypocrites).
I reckon young Greta is only a couple of years away from turning into a cocaine-addled, party-going mess; it’s almost inevitable. She’ll look back at that ‘stolen dreams’ video in horror, that’s for sure.
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Give it a year or so and Hollywoke will be giving us ‘Thunderbird; the Greta Thunberg Story’. Megan Markle in the lead role (a touch of diversity will go down well) with Alec Baldwin as arch villain Donald Trump. A lesbian will be found to direct, and Elton John is writing songs. Phoenix Fad Foods has been contracted to do catering, and a safe space will be contractually provided when young Grunta turns up on set to advise. Cuntywood Films has initially allocated a budget of $150million, with location filming scheduled for 35 countries (but not China).
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I think she’s Soros’ wank-sock puppet.
I wonder if Andrew Porchester knows Soros ?
At a tangent, some Scottish Sheercunt lookalike, Lewis Capaldi, has been singing a song about a woman he loves…his granny.
Or maybe it’s
“Wayne Rooney knew my granny
Granny knew Wayne Rooney”…
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Her section order has expired and needs to be renewed.
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A total retard who should have been aborted before birth
George Soros sponsored little scumbag 👍
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If the BBC had any journalistic integrity (stop laughing), then why not interview this child on a fair and amicable basis? I’m sure many of us would like to know and understand her research and extensive study in the area of historical climate change. Perhaps she could discuss any papers she’s had peer reviewed and published which support her world view and which are backed up by indisputable scientific evidence. Maybe she could discuss the years she’s spent in different climates around the world, collecting data and other such important activities. Maybe talk about her degrees in climatology, physics and chemistry. Above all, demonstrate to the lay person why she is so well informed and is coming from a place of personal experience, expertise and knowledge.
Yep, thought not. Until then Greta – run along and play with your dollies. The adults in the room will take it from here.
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I think you’ve just about nailed it there IY.
Although, as with Admin’s link at 11.07, you probably wouldn’t be able to get past her ‘heavies.’
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Professor, is there any truth in the rumour that Little Miss Creepy is about to be given an honorary doctorate by the University of Cuntford, in recognition of her outstanding contribution to climate studies over the last half century?
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I was asked to nominate her Ron. However, I had to decline in favour of David Attenborough who probably won’t make it to the presentation ceremony with a bit of luck.
There are plans to cryogenically freeze the cunt and bring him back as a gorilla.
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Interesting. Who is behind this plan to freeze the old cunt? Wouldn’t it be better to plant his carcase and let it enrich the environment? I think your Dept. of Cuntology should be sniffing around to find out what’s going on. IsAC needs to be told!
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I know, right Bert! I’m about 10 minutes in and it’s actually quite disturbing. Who would have thunk it? You’d think it was just a random precocious child having a rant at the grown ups and the media having a bit of an ‘ahhh bless’ attitude towards the whole thing. By the next news cycle it’s all forgotten. But no – way more sinister. Still, the fawning over this child is absolutely bat shit crazy.
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Yes IY. The whole sad, sorry affair has been no accident of chance but has been planned and orchestrated from the start.
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She’s an ugly little fucker, also fucking bonkers.
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Some of her poses sort of remind me of how Jack Nicolson looked batshit crazy in ‘The Shining’.
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Fucking retarded cunt.
I hope someone bashes her skull in with a lump of ice, oh the irony!
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Or an ice pick. Poetic justice seeing as she’s being used by the left.
Trotsky,left ,ice pick….oh please yourself.
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Didnt Greta once go by the name of Smeagol?
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smeg hole wasn’t it?
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Working on her Billy Idol sneer but only succeeds in looking like Tray of Fat Slags fame.
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Here is an outtake from her BBC series where she is testing enviromentally friendly “aids”:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b1975f22c663
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Fucking retarded bitch. The fact the BBC have given her a series should set off alarm bells.
The BBC + Greta Thunberg are UBER CUNTS
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Journey to adulthood? WTF?! She is not even an adult….yet.
I can summarise her life so far here:
1. Bunked off school.
2. Media made me famous for bunking off school.
3. Climate change lobby now use me like a sock puppet.
Anything else? Nope.
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