Dave (no, not the Freeview channel, some other cunt)

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A Brit awards cunting for Dave.

To start with, this idiot is a rapper, so not a musician at all. A short search reveals that he isn’t really British either, just born here, and given the ridiculous name of David Orobosa Omoregie to prove it.

He decided to add a new verse to one of his ‘songs’. Slagging off Boris Johnson and calling him racist at the awards to try and garner a ‘right on’ response from the woke and feeble minded tossers that attend this sort of fuckwittery.

Yet again, another foreign cunt who isn’t happy with the freedom he enjoys in our country. So just fuck off, you gormless ingrate.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

DAVE THE RAPPER

After his outrageous, disgusting and offensive performance on the recent BRITS.

Last night Dave, a UK rap artist, took home the Brit Award for Best Album. He also performed a song called “Black.” His lyrics stated:

– Blacks are victimised by whites.
– Blacks are better than whites (“we have to work twice as hard than the people we’re better than”)
– Blacks are demonised unfairly by the media whilst whites are forgiven for their crimes.
– Whites have destroyed black history.
– Ghanaians are actually descended from ancient Egyptians.
– Blacks are criminalised and locked up unfairly.
– Britain is a racist country.
– Boris Johnson is a racist.
– Even if you’re “the least racist, you’re still racist.”
– Jack Merritt (who was killed on London Bridge) was a hero for trying to give terrorists a second chance.
– Guilt trip about Grenfell Tower victims.
– Blacks need reparations for the “time we waz on plantations.”

Basically, it was the cringiest thing I’d ever seen!

You can watch it here if you want:

https://youtu.be/mXLS2IzZSdg

Nominated by Owain Glyndwr

68 thoughts on “Dave (no, not the Freeview channel, some other cunt)”

  1. Hehee, Daves mental.
    He shouldnt be allowed out on his own.
    One to the nut
    Pit
    Scatter liberally with lime.

    • Nigeria the home of civilization. We have so much to thank them for 🤣😂😆.
      Ah Heydrich’s solution sounds better every day.

      • I wrote a magnificent nomination for Nigerians which, alas, has been ignored, along with a superb one about Noah’s Ark.
        Ho Hum.

      • Pity about your Nom Captain I did enjoy it. I thought maybe it could have been put with the one which I posted around the same time (on the opposite side of the argument of course) but still we could have had a little debate. Not to be. Back to rappers and trannies.

      • Weird how the noms are picked isnt it cap?
        I wrote one about viking invasions drawing parellels with peaceful immigrants, bearded invaders raping etc.
        Thought it was fuckin marvellous i did!
        Practically clutching a Pulitzer prize in my head!
        ….sunk like a brick.

      • There are so many nominations it’s understandable how they can’t all be executed. I thought the Noah’s Ark was relevant as there’s one moored off Ipswich now as well as the giant one in America.

        Perhaps somebody in Admin is a Nigerian Creationist. 🤮

      • Yes Mr Fiddler on the Heath like some Northumbrian Lear -‘Rage! Blow! You cataracts and hurricanoes!’ rending his shirt, howling (the hounds joining in) at the injustice of it all.
        I do worry for him Rev. Behind that stern exterior there is a deeply senstive soul. Maybe you could go up there and offer some spiritual guidance to placate the righteous anger he feels.

      • There were certain incidents that occurred in that neck of the woods, in my troubled years before I became a godly man, and I’m worried the wrong person might recognise me…

  5. Well, even this Dave chap must be bright enough to realise that there are many other countries to which he may go if he does not like the U.K. He should also be aware that he will not be missed.

  6. Fair enough having a pop at the Government, I’d be worried if they didn’t, but opening the bumper bag of racism is just too painfully dull. Presumably it’s to compensate fir the inadequacies of his ©rap so one can only imagine how wretched that must be.

    Yo yo, word to the Dave: endeavour to enjoy your six months of fame before returning to flogging drugs to colleagues at Burger King next year.

    • I agree with your post captain other than daves 6 months of fame ? He’ll be serving chiggun wings at KFC before the clocks go forward!!

      • ^Ding Dong^
        “Hello?”
        “Delivery for a….Ms.Abbot.”
        “Yes?”
        “I’m the driver from KFC. Oh, there must be a mistake. It says here eight buckets of chicken but…”
        “No, that’s correct.”
        “Ah, for the family. Sitting around, rapping about this and that.”
        “Yes….erm, family.”
        “I used to be a rapper, you know….”
        “Make sure you close the front gate on your way out.”

      • Spot on captain!! 😂😂

        Talking about abbot did you see her on ridge on Sunday? She looked and sounded remedial! All she needed for the complete the ensemble was a pointed hat with a large D on it ……….

      • I’ve always thought that, Q. It’s as if she’s demanding it, if not for what comes out of her mouth then for the belligerent Sunshine Coaches haircut.

        👦🏿

  8. Slate he country that enables a talentless prick to become rich? Maybe we do need slagging off for that!

    Blacks are better than whites? That’s racist Dave!

    DNA suggests that ancient Egyptians were Mediterranean European.

    Blacks are hacking blacks to death everywhere blacks are found, this is black culture from South Africa to south London.

    Blacks often victimise whites, it’s called mugging and we all know it happens.

    Dave can fuck off somewhere better, let us know when you find such a place Dave…..

    • Our Dave sounds like a bit of a racist cunt to me. It’s time to do a ‘Fox’ and start to call these cunts out; they’re having a go, so let’s have it back at the fuckers.

  9. If you listen to some of the ANC rallies, they are without doubt racist, we should start up special snowflake cultural enrichment trips to some of those places.
    I am sure the survivors would come back with very different mind set.

    • The number of white South African cricketers who have decided to up sticks and move to the U.K. ,Australia and New Zealand for the sake of their families says it all really. It won’t be long before South Africa is a mark 2 Zimbabwe.and of course, it will all be Whiteys’ fault.

      • Increasing numbers of South Africans are applying for asylum in Australia due to the persecution they face daily. It’s ten-to-midnight for whites in Africa, in addition to Christians in the middle east – but white people are the intolerant ones obviously.

  10. By striving to be “edgy” and “unique”, our man Dave actually conforms to the populist narratives with his fuck Boris, fuck whitey mantra. Except he’s just to thick and self entitled to see it.
    “Talent free zone” would be a far more suitable moniker for the cunt.

  11. Even by rapper’s low standards, he’s fucking shite. Rapper’s are just cunts who want to savour the money and lifestyle associated with the music business, but unfortunately (for them) can neither sing nor play an instrument. So they talk bollocks. Credit to Dave though. I didn’t think it possible that we would see a bigger cunt than Stormzy at the Brits. I was wrong. Congratulations, Dave. You are the recipient of this year’s “Biggest Cunt” award. Feel free to stick it up your arse, sideways.
    You detestable, talentless, racist lump of dogshite. Cunt.

  12. Same old shit spouting from the mouth of this second rate cliche C-rapper, your childish lyrics are embarrassing and only impress the feeble minded, soon to be back in the hood doing what they do best, dealing, rapping, stabbing and involved in all kinds of Monkey shines, hopefully with a bit of luck we will be reading about your bankruptcy and then suicide.!

  13. ‘Dave’ the freeview channel is a cunt too – what’s all that shit called comedy on it – FFS????
    Smithsonian channel have pretty pictures but it’s full of war and american imperialism – it’s shit too
    And as for Naked Attraction – gulp – feeling frisky today, sorry – do’t let the bastards get you down

  14. So Dave, when are you leaving the UK then? You clearly hate this country and from your lyrics appear just as extremist and racist as white supremacists who say whites are better than blacks. Why don’t you emigrate to Nigeria where your parents are from if you hate it here so much? Racism is in everyone, it is not solely a white thing.
    You also say ‘Blacks are criminalised and locked up unfairly’? Isn’t your brother in jail convicted of murder? And your second brother was also in jail for fraud. Hmmmmm very unfair system isn’t it; perhaps we should just let your crook family freely walk the streets? Maybe you could use some of that Law, Philosophy and Ethics studies to teach your scum family about how to be a law abiding person.

    Dave is a total utter cunt….

    • Oh no no mumbling monkey Dave won’t leave . Living here gives him hope and opportunities which he won’t get in the rat hole he crawled out of.
      No gibbering Dave will stay as long as he can stirring up hatred and being a vicious little bigot.
      Another talentless nothing .
      The cultural contribution of Africa to the western world could be fitted into a match box . The same goes for most of Asia and all the Islamic world.
      Out in a limb here folks but wouldn’t it be a blessing if some strong politician came along and promised to cleanse our nation!? Yes yes I know about history but this time it really is needed. In the past the threat was imagined and manufactured for a reason but now it’s real.
      Vanish you mumbling creature and take your tribe with you.

      Whites made the civilized world you cunts destroy it.

  15. I’ve been waiting for this smug faced black bastard cunt to crop up , what a total wanker and just like that other cunt Stormzy uses his acceptance speech to slag of the government . He moans about racism etc well what about his two brothers in jail for committing crimes , doesn’t bang on about that does he the fucking wanker.
    I just only have to look at his smug face and read the lyrics to that song and i just wanna brutally murder him after iv’e seriously tortured him. What this cunt doesn’t realize is by making all these comments all he is doing is breeding racism , well carry on Dave and hopefully you will be murdered in a racist attack .

    • I hope all the above happens, Telly! Fingers crossed it will be sooner rather than later. Whatever fellow chiggun chugger does him in will hopefully at least have the foresight to film it, obviously for comedy purposes, but also to potentially net himself a rather tasty £250 from You’ve Been Framed.I suppose hoping that he’ll be murdered with his own Brit Award is just wishful thinking. How ironic it would be, though.

  16. If he wants reparation he had better get his black ass onto a plantation and Jump down turn around pick a bale of cotton, O Lordy you don’t get nothin for free!!

    What a Cunt, great duel nominations

    PS, what is all that shit about, slamming the microphone down and staggering off like he has lost the use of his brain/leg connection.

  17. Why the fuck has this cunt not been reported for blatant racism is beyond me.

    And we don’t even need to debate why Al-Beeb isn’t all over this as they were with Alistair Stewart quoting Shakespeare.

    Get to fucking fuck

  18. All I’ll say to this Dave and the other Dave – whose are polishes green leather in Cuntminster – is: “You’re welcome!”

    No further explanation needed, you ungrateful cunts!

  19. Being a white man in his 50s I knew nothing about this cunt until that performance . I know its been said many times before but it needs saying again , if you don’t like it fuck off somewhere else . I am glad we have Boris as in charge , at least he doesn’t feel he has to say sorry for being white , unlike that cunt Corbyn . If he was in now he would be apologising for all the awful things the white man has done (except for the treatment of the Jews) and paying all theses ethnics like that total cunt Dave millions in compensation

  20. David Orobosa Omoregie, good ole British name that! Blacks are victimised by Whites….er…… who’s doing all the muggings and moped crime in Londonistan? Who’s doing all the stabbings dahn the Smoke? Would it be racist of me to point out that the vast majority of little shitbags caught by Plod for knife crime just so happen to have similar surnames of jumbled up letters as Dave. There never used to be the rampant stabby problem that we see these days, an influx of Africans to the capital obviously hasn’t got anything to do with it….. has it Dave? Remind me again Dave how they settle problems in Africa? that’s right Dave, they go around jabbing each other with sharp pointy things if there are no AK47’s to hand.
    Don’t like good old Blighty Dave? feel free to fuck right off to a place where there are no despicable racist whitey’s.
    Ooops! I forgot to call Dave a cunt…….yer a cunt Dave!

  21. Take all his possessions and deport him to Haiti wearing a tutu.
    If,by a miracle,this fine artist survives and darkens our shores again:
    Hang the fucking cunt.

  22. Can’t stand to look at this cunts face. I’m not sure which image is more repulsive: the yeti yesterday, the ugly bloke in a dress this morning, or this useless parasitic cunt.

  23. Dave, saviour of da chiggun munching silverbacks who infest da Sarf London sink estates.

    “Da whitey beez raciss n sheet. Gibs muh dat Brits. Gibs muh dat chiggun. Gibs muh dat ho n sheboon sheet, nomesayin?”

  24. There was once a rapper named Dave,
    He lives in a cave and drinks aftershave,
    He sits on the crapper,
    Pretends to be a rapper,
    And dreams of being a slave

  25. Boris should sue his sorry black arse for slander. On what basis is Johnson a racist, you ignorant uneducated shithead? It’s getting beyond a joke now, cunts playing the racist card at the drop of a hat. Accusing somebody of it without any slightest credible evidence to back it up should be a hate crime.

    • The game is, ALL white people are racist. The only evidence required – they’re white.

  26. Dave, Just a thought. Fuck off out of it, if we is so wayciist. Epic motherfucker and a premier league cunt to boot.
    I hope the deliveroo man pisses on your chiggun.

  27. @Duke of Cuntshire

    ‘he isn’t really British either, just born here’.

    Yes he’s a cunt, there are many of us (Dark keys, Knee grows, In Dians and Ays shans who think so also. Respectfully sir, do not tarnish us with this brush.

    Regards,

    Dark Key Cunt.

    • That leak eating cunt, Owain Glyndwr, can fuck off though. 😉 (Apols. Couldn’t resist. Got a Welsh mate who bangs on about ‘The Valleys’ while living, and having been brought up in, Gillingham, Kent).

  28. Go back to picking cotton you utter cave ape. Don’t like it here? Fuck off to the brilliantly run country of Nigeria where you can live in a mudhut and walk 5 miles for a shit in a river you utter spunktrumpet

  29. Who the fuck is this nonentity choccy drop cunt?

    Looking at the pic, I initially thought it was that little cunt….
    ‘Whatcha talkin’ ’bout, Willis?’

  30. I’m delighted Owain and Duke have cunted this imbecile and saved me the bother.

    I invite ISACs to choose which of the following was a surprise…..

    Yawn : Black Crapper wins major Brit award
    Yawn : Uses it to spout some uninformed bollocks against someone who can’t answer back
    Yawn : Pissed up audience cheers Dave Cunt on ……. sooooo edgy!
    Yawn : BBC devote the entire evening to broadcast the entire shitfest
    Yawn : BBC News (where I had the misfortune to pick up on this) highlights this Complete Nobody’s profound utterings as if it’s a matter of national importance

    Okay I appreciate the Eagles aren’t everybody’s cup of tea but any band that sells out Wembley Stadium to play “Hotel California” in its entirety around FORTY FIVE years after it was made commands respect.

    In contrast, Dave Cunt will be a long forgotten nonentity employed as a bus driver or grave digger (both honourable employment) within 2 yrs and his hard-to-find crappy Album of the Year only available at car boot sales.

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