…. is a cunt

…. is a cunt

Breaking news, maybe….

Posted on by

source the Daily express.

Meghan Markle and Harry BOMBSHELL: Queen to ban Meghan & Harry from using ‘Sussex Royal’

MEGHAN MARKLE and Prince Harry have been banned from using their Sussex Royal brand by the Queen, it is claimed.

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry have been told they can no longer use the Sussex Royal brand after their decision to step back from the Royal Family, the Daily Mail reports. After weeks of talks, the Queen and senior officials are believed to have told the couple the term “royal” is inconsistent with their “branding”. The pair have spent thousands of pounds trademarking the name and also use ‘SussexRoyal’ on their Instagram page, which has a whopping 11.2million followers, and their website.

so another rebrand coming out?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1244189/meghan-markle-news-sussex-royal-brand-ban-prince-harry-the-queen-royal-latest

Yours Admin news desk.

92 thoughts on “Breaking news, maybe….”

  2. ‘The Meg and Harry Show; Life in the LA Fastlane’. Sponsored by Coca Cola. Coming soon on channel 208, 02.30 hrs, Mondays.

  3. Maybe they can borrow Yosser Hughes phrase from Boys from the Blackstuff and be rebranded as ‘Gizza Job Ltd’.

  5. Boil Sussex (in vegan oil, naturally) would make a nice snappy new trademark and remind everyone they are still almost royal, while engendering in the more discerning amongst us the vision of a scabby pale ginger-haired arse with many royal boils sprouting winsomely upon it.

  6. It just goes to show that you don’t fuck with the Royal Family; centuries of dealing with ‘situations ‘ have honed their skills, timing and revenge. Little Miss Sparkle has no idea what she is up against. I feel sorry for her. That last bit is a lie; I cannot wait for it to unfold. I must get a good stock of beer and popcorn in.

    • The Duke of Edinburgh’s SOE are giving the white Fiat Uno a final check as we speak …………..
      She was the people of colour’s princess ……….. Sob !!
      Get To Fuck.

      • Apparently some (birthday ??) message to Andrew Windsor- Porchester was pushed out minus any ref to “HRH.”

        Am waithing for the day when Phil takes over the Buck House soshul meejaah accounts personally, and the form of address is changed to “that cunt Andrew.”

    • Time for another celebrity suicide ?
      What…too soon. Come on, it’s been 5 days ….

      (5 days of endless ‘poor poor innocent Caroline Flack’ ‘the media drove her to it’ ‘the crown prosicution service drove her to it’ ‘it was all a mis-understanding’) – accident my arse. She was, by accounts, a self absorbed, jealous narsicist & too highly strung. Her ex-boyfriend not only left her, but the country, after she became insanely possessive ” I had to get away, or I’d have been dead” he apparently said).
      Never had a problem with the media when they were touting her ‘new show’ or paying her £Thousds for photo spreads & interviews, did she. Can’t take the heat…something, etc…

      • Evening Bertie.

        I think Rebel’s trying to say, in a roundabout sort of way, that he “could give a fuck”.

        Personally I give could fuck not a.

      • Well a f*ck has certainly given Pwincess twinkle considerable power – she must bang like a privy door in a f*cking gale!
        But the news about the trademarking is good news – might stop the spiteful bullying little ginger c*nt from trying to sue any businesses with “Sussex” in the title!
        I really do detest this grubby grasping greedy low class shameless pair.

  9. Meghan Markle is a good looking woman, with a more than pleasant face and body. If she was on the game I’d have a go on her. I’d pay to suck on her anus. She’s fit and I’d like to screw her, nice and hard.

    There you go mate, enjoy!

    https://www.xvideos.com/video49619077/human_toilet_paper_6_-_clean_my_caviar_mistress_forces_ass_eating_slave_to_clean_her_ass_after_taking_a_shit

    In a beauty contest though, I’d opt for Katherine Middleton everytime, skinner, classier and knows how to conduct herself properly.

    BUT Meghan is a nasty heartless money grabbing bitch slag.

    The Royal Family machine ought to do everything to DESTROY Meghan Markle’s BRAND.

    ALSO: what’s happening about PEDO ANDREW????

    • To be fair he’s not actually a paedo, he just likes banging birds who are perhaps not quite of legal age in the US. He’s no more sinister than Mick Jagger or Jimmy Page and nobody has a problem with them.

    • As I wrote above,the Royal Family know how to deal with ‘situations ‘. Mind you, I think that they have plenty on their plate at the moment; some prioritisation is called for.

    • I’d love to screw her , well saying screw her i’d love to drive some 70 mm drywall screws right into her eyes .

    • Owain Glyndŵr – I can see how your great, great, great, great Grandfather had 10 kids!

  10. **More Breaking News!**

    This would be Meghan Markle’s 10th cunting (if it counts, and if counting the occasions she’s been cunted as a couple). Please don’t use a porn mock-up for the wall of shame, that would be unkind to the Disney Princess.

    I actually think that is a “come on” as you may recall we lost one admin on the “split cock” thread, and you are relying on the team to pull something for your fetish, so no!

    • Admin, another thought…. Whilst I do not wish to diminish the value of Cunt of the Year , could we not have the names of the regular nominees highlighted in some way? Possible ideas may be gold stars alongside their names, rainbows, unicorns etc.

      No not at all!. The regulars have been baptized with fire, all are legitimate and welcome, we have the lost sheep that come and go and the re-inventors, all are very valued.
      we do not do brownie points, it is family! United we stand against insanity!
      Mc Donald badges for members would be rather…………..

      • No, Admin you twat ! I said nominees not nominators.

        nominees are numbered, and I would lay of the twat if I were you tonka.

  11. Fuck me Catherine Ahearn was Royal longer than Migraine Sparkle. Love it, go Queenie.

  12. I rather like and respect them. Mind you, of late, I have been drinking copious amounts of Ricard, and indulging in Stella Artois enemas. Maybe my judgement is flawed.

    You should join Admin! it is £13 for 18 at sainsbury right now, Our Judgment is impeccable, take in to account that we are mainly air traffic controllers.

  13. They can come back for funerals but, other than that, I don’t want to see this pair of two bob whores in this country again. The Yanks or the Moose Shaggers are welcome to them.
    Pair of cunts.

    • As long as the funerals are theirs FtF! But would we recognise it’s even them after they are cut out of a mangled Mercedes?..

    • I’m not ambitious, my arse is too dry to climb a greasy pole. Everything I do is for the good of IsAC. That’s the type of guy I am..
      WYSIWYG!
      😂😂

  15. Tomorrow morning Rachel will look at her gormless ginger husband dribbling in his sleep and think, ‘what the fuck I have done? Time to fire this deadbeat’.

  16. They can go back to their real name Mr and Mrs Hewitt.

    I think Canada with be stuck with them and the Davos bonanza will be cancelled due to environmental concerns, extinction rebellion demand world leaders take global warming seriously.

    On the BBC this morning, half the flights by men under 40 and a third for women are for Stag/Hen parties….. someone call Greta!!

  17. Dear Quadroon Cinderella
    ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

    You got served bitch

    Fuck Off

    The Queen

  18. It’s to be hoped that the poor old Queen never takes a gander at the spurious titles that some contributors claim on this site….Lords, Ladies,Barons,Earls (of Bumholia being a particularly vile and upsetting example); we’ve got the fucking lot.

    She’ll be thinking that perhaps her own family of sexually-dubious,delusional,bigoted,anti-social Cranks and Crackpots aren’t so bad when compared with the “Nobility” on this particular site.

    It’s a fucking disgrace.

    Ahh Dick, whist I have you here, Miss Flack? Could you lay off old chap, Been to a few funerals myself, and skiped a few too, it is all about respect for the dead ( unless they are total cunts) take the hint, chin up and tally ho.

    • What on Earth did I say about Flack that was disrespectful? I wrote a nom. which was anything but rude.
      I genuinely don’t know what you mean…can you please explain?

      There is rude and inappropriate, you are a gentleman, please accept the fact that your post was inappropriate, It has now been Released that she hanged herself and that she had reached out to a number of people before she did so,none came true.
      so we are backing off on this, I am sure a massive cunting is due.

      • You’re a cad Fiddler ! Always suspected it. Methinks there’ll be no invitation to the next Hunt Ball.
        Hang your head in shame Sir !

      • The thing is, Dickie, that Flack’s demise shows the UK up for what it is now… The death of a celebrity – any celebrity at any level – is treated like a personal loss… Clowns like Jesse Lingard and Michael Owen are but two who are pouring out their ‘grief’ on social media… I’ve no doubt her family and (real) friends are in much agony… But cunts like the social media griefjacking mob are total knobheads… I’ll be honest and say I never rated her as any sort of talent, but there’ll be cunts now who called her a reality TV bimbo and a Z-Lister who will now treat her like she’s Joan of Arc and Saint Jo Cox combined…

      • Dicks had a bollocking
        Dicks had a bollocking
        Dicks had a bollocking

        Playtimes over, back to class.

  19. Fuck ’em. Tough shite.

    You cannot have it both ways. Wanting to ditch your royal status in terms of public duties, but wanting to retain the label ‘Royal’ for financial purposes?

    Oh, just fuck off.

    Why they are dragging their arses back to fulfil the remaining commitments they have to is beyond me. It will only be done under duress and the distinct feeling that their hearts are not really in it will be more than palpable, THAT I am certain of.

    They are going, so just fucking get gone and STAY gone (least until the marriage goes tits up….. and Ginger nuts comes crawling back to ‘the firm’)

  21. Fuck this celebrities shit. Three stories that belong in the sidebar of shame became massive headlines this year already, and they still dominate the news regardless of how trite and unimportant they are. These pair of cunts, Schofield confessing his love of cock, and that Flack bird topping herself. Fuck off, for fucks sake, it’s hardly news, it’s fucking gossip, and gossip is for empty headed cunts.
    On a brighter note, another US rapper is no more, thanks to gun crime. Some bellend called Pop Smoke got shot in his luxury home by two assailants, hours after posting photos of himself bragging how much money he had. Oh well…..

    • I’ve just read that about pop (i just got) smoked , hopefully Stormzy and that gobby cunt Dave who slagged of Boris will be next.

  23. Breaking news!

    My chicken casserole was a triumph.
    Wasted as a removalman i am.
    Should be cooking for royalty an the like, do em good a proper tea.
    Harrys hair would grow back!
    His nut looks like a dogs arse with mange,
    An his skinny skellywag missus needs building up, get her tits sprouting!
    Thought yanks were fat cunts?
    Do his nana an grandad good too
    Look like escapees from tenko.

    Meanwhile Admin has gathered the attention of local plod after cutting down the remains of a Serrano ham with a reciprocating saw in the kitchen whilst ground works are underway in the garden

    • This is the kind of solid British success story the Beeb should be focusing on, instead of running the nation down!

  24. Wheres Cuntan anyway?
    Hes gone missing too!
    That night admins not done for him has he?

    No

    • Evening MNC – I believe CtC may have been taken by the thought Police for wrongspeak!
      Whereas all I have to do to invoke house arrest and brutality is to come home p*ssed! (Allegedly).
      And I can see the series on BBC now – “Chinese cooking with Nadia and MNC”! 🤣

      • Evening Vernon!
        Yeah deep fried bat chinky style,
        Twinned with chips peas n gravy, northern style!
        Them chinese put the squeak in bubble an squeak eh?
        Wonder what Harold and Meg had for their tea?
        Eat it quick Harold your moulting in yer pudding!

      • Deep fried commoner! (It ain’t fried chiggun, but sacrifices must be made daahling!)
        I generally do the cooking at home, but am unable to keep up with whichever diet the good lady is currently on – she is a former semi professional runner and cyclist and has won quite a few things and I have genuinely seen more fat on a jockeys whip!

  25. Hahahahahaha. Fuck off you. ginger-pubed winnit-festooned fake-royal bastard and your “moo-lattoe” tart.

  27. God bless Her Majesty…

    I expect Enery of Ewitt will wish he was deaf by the end of this week…
    The amount of screaming Meghan Veruca Salt Fucking Ono will do now she hasn’t got her way…

  28. Ordinarily, I’d almost die of indifference when stories of the Royals begin to circulate. However, it was good to hear that the Queen has stood up to them somewhat by divesting them of their royal titles, although they’ll obviously continue to lead an affluent and opulent lifestyle that most of us could only dream about, without having to do very much at all (which, let’s face it, provokes a lot of resentment and puts them in an invidious position). Don’t have a deep-seated hatred of them or anything like that, but, like a lot of other people, I find their hypocrisy and avarice to be eye-opening.

    PS: I’d still like a go at Sarah Ferguson. She looks filthy and insatiable.

    • Poor little HH – how can a chap with less than forty five Million in the bank possibly work towards being self – financing?
      My heart bleeds for him 😢

    • Sarah Ferguson ?????? You need many years of therapy my friend, many, many, many, many years of therapy.
      Good evening.

    • I’d love a good ride with Fergie, but it’s the shite between her ears that REALLY alarms me. Also, if we all gave her a really thorough seeing-to, and B&WC tongued her arse, those pop-eyes would be rolling around on the floor like gobstoppers.

    • Is Pwincess Edward Rice-Pudding any good ?
      I’d defo give his wife a good bang.
      Also, I should like to withdraw any comments of an erotic nature that I made recently about Rebecca Wrong-Daily. Having now seen many more pics, she looks about thirty years older than I thought…

  30. Kravdarth, youd better get the Hoover out then, hed shed hair all over the gaff.
    Careful if you put your hand on top of his head, itll leave a imprint.

    Ps
    Happier at work?👍

Comments are closed.