Breaking News

Good afternoon cunter’s

Fresh reports are flowing in of another peaceful misunderstanding in Stretham London,

A peaceful wrapped in his novelty body warmer accidentally injured a number of people with his pen knife whilst showing it to them, A police officer would seem to have had a negligent discharge with his side arm killing the gentleman.

This has been described as a “Terror related incident”, But we at Isac know that when the Guardian comes out tomorrow it will be a different story.

Carry on cunting!

 

Update.

101 thoughts on “Breaking News

  1. BBC headlines tomorrow :
    Budding scientist slaughtered by racist bigots.

    Has anybody seen my rainbow clogs?
    Arse biscuits.

    • Probably got triggered by a Katie Hopkins tweet, it really wasn’t his fault.

  2. More breaking news – the cunt was recently released from prison! Because OF COURSE HE FUCKING WAS! How many times is this going to keep happening before SOMETHING changes?!?!

  3. This is Allah’s war. God is great! First so-called terrorist-related attack of the year. I wonder how many more we’ll se this year. Seems to me that the MET now have an almost zero tolerance policy when it comes to terrorism (chiefly brought about by the Paris incidents in 2015, as I understand) and very much adhere to a stricter shoot-to-kill policy (if there is such a policy here in the UK).

    It’ll be interesting to hear what the liberals and lefties make of this. Such interesting times we live in.

    • Racism, the rise of the far right, racism, Tommy Robinson, racism, Farage, police racism, Boris the racist, Brexit, little Englander racism, climate change, the racist BAFTA awards, the internet, racism and good old reliable “mental elf issues” (caused by racism obviously)
      Everything but the real reason…….the gradual overrunning of our country by primitive savages. It’s like inviting the Apaches to come and live in Dodge City (and pay the cunts to do so)

  4. I am really worried about the carbon footprint created by all the police vehicles used in today’s incident. Also those fascist Islamophobic police used lead bullets. Lead? I give up. I am all for totaling a mudslime but if they do not offset the carbon emitted today I be on to the phone to Suck Dick Khunt.

    my god you could be right!
    https://ted.europa.eu/udl?uri=TED:NOTICE:502336-2017:TEXT:EN:HTML
    Next question is, do you intend to consume the deceased?

  5. There are rumblings in the press that this cunt may have kicked off after being spotted by coppers following him; so you can bet they will be getting the blame soon

  6. Naughty cant say the W word here, there were more valid points that you could have highlighted.

    • Is what ok for the Major to say in Fawlty Towers when referring to the Indian cricket team, but I accept your edit

      In his anecdote, the Major tells Basil Fawlty that he went to the test with a woman who “kept referring to the Indians as n*gg*rs. ‘No, no, no,’ I said, ‘the n*gg*rs are the West Indians. These people are w*gs.'”

  7. https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-amman/man-shot-dead-by-british-police-wanted-girlfriend-to-behead-her-parents-idUKKBN1ZX01L?rpc=401&

    Raised in single parent family of five kids, who do you thinks paying for the food they eat and the clothes on their backs? Us, and his response is to hate and kill us because we’re not muslim. His cunt of a fucking mother says he was radicalised because he was in prison and because of the internet. Prison and internet, things that white people just happen to be responsible for, funny that – unlike all those pure and halal and islamic things like dirty rugs on the floor and unlit hovels. These cunts are unfit and unable to cope with the modern world of civilised people.

  8. Glad to see the lump of dirt flapping around on the floor like a dying fish, I’m so glad that it’s dead.!

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