The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

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Mr and Mrs Hewitt…

A less than regal cunting for the gruesome twosome, who have decided to step back from being – get this – SENIOR members of the Royal Family:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51040751

Get over yourself Harry. You haven’t got the taste of the orb yet, and as for your miserable little wife, she has never been a senior anything. You are both useless wastes of space.

They intend to divide their time between the UK and the US…as far as I am concerned, America can have them full-time.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Halfwit Harry Hewitt.

I mean, just where do you start?
The half blood prince and his attention seeking, money grubbing missus have decided to ‘step back’ from their duties to the Royal family to pursue a more ‘progressive’ role on their own. This will apparently involve splitting their time between the UK and North America. Fat Reg must be cacking his calvins at the amount of trees he’s gonna need to buy to offset the carbon to appease little thunderthighs.
The Ginger tosser also reckons that he wants to generate his own income but is still quite happy to suck on the public teat in the meantime AND continue living (part time of course) in the ‘cottage’ that the public purse has recently spent two and a half million quid on renovating. Well, unlucky son, Gerry Cottle’s not recruiting at the moment, he has all the clowns he needs.
The fuckers should be stripped of all titles, income, properties and privileges and told to fuck right off. When they finally split up at least she could make a few quid by blowing off his step uncle and he could fuck off back to his dad.
CUNTS.

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

Bumped as item of interest (Well the radio wont fucking shut up about it, and I was looking forward to a good war)

206 thoughts on “The Duke and Duchess of Sussex”

  1. Watching ITV News at Ten last night (“starring Tom Bradby”) was a pretty queasy experience.

    He couldn’t quite decide how to reconcile his “friend of the Royals” shtick with the primary job requirement of journalistic impartiality. We were even treated to him introducing replays of his own interviews from the African trip.

    You do wonder when Bradby’s finally going to realise he’s a star struck useful patsy who’s been played better than Jeff Beck on his white Stratocaster.

  2. PS. I believe Max Hastings is on QT tonight. Could be an interesting and fearless contribution to the debate given his old remarks of the Hollywoodisation of these two.

  3. The old Harry was pretty good for the Royals. All nazi uniforms, booze ups and having a laugh with ex wounded military.
    This Markle woman has him utterly under her thumb but the lad doesn’t yet realise. She falls out with everyone and it’s only a matter of time till it’s him.
    This is not a nice woman.

    • Pwince Henry Hewitt and Meghan Wokle are pissed because (just like the late and unlamented Mother) they tried to manipulate the press and it backfired, tried to fly round the World lecturing people who cannot afford to fly about the evils of air travel (throw Fat Reg out over the Atlantic ginner, you will half the f*cking fuel consumption!), took a fortune in taxpayers money to refurbish a house and then choose to whine about the pressures of public life!

      Hypocritical cunts – Pwince pussy whipped has never paid for a thing in his life, lived in the lap of luxury with every advantage life could give and an army of security and fawning lackies.

      Go – fuckoff, don’t ever come back and don’t let the door hit your arses on the way out.

      It is entirely coincidental that Big Chaz has cut off their funding and for the first time in little Hewitts life the shocking realisation dawns – “one has to earn a living like those little poor people do – the howwor”!

      And don’t believe the war hero sh*t HH dines out on, some young chums of mine were out there and they were called “The Rupert patrol”, which meant keeping HH well away from any actual danger, personnel badly needed elsewhere wasted on a PR exercise.

      In short – CUNTS!

  5. Apparently the pair are worth nearly £40m between them. I wonder how many more casting-couch bukkake’s Meghan’s going to have to perform till they have enough money to unburden the British taxpayer?

  6. What a giant pile of shit.
    Just fuck off to Canadarsehole and never come back.
    Bye cunts.

  7. That freeloading bitch and her brat should be deported immediately. Gingerbollocks should be locked up in the Tower with an endless line of posh, upper class fanny paraded past him until he comes to his senses. I don’t need that soppy cunt lecturing me about mental health.
    Wanker.

    • “Having all the money in the World, fuck all to do and keeping a chiselling little mulatto in pwesents and dollies and diamonds just sooo affects my mental health – next thing they will be asking me to get a job”!

      My heart bleeds.

  8. #Megan Markle is the kind of shark’ll hunt you down, take all your wealth, destroy your health, then leave you on the shelf#.

  9. To lighten the mood, there’s a couple of pictures on tinternet with her getting her little brown titties out. Again though, I can’t be fucking arsed to link them for you cunts. Maybe someone else would be as so good as to oblige?

  10. Considering what is going on in the World at present, the conniving fuckwittery of a pair of “royals” causes me little interest. I am very busy with more important subjects like trying to get the flight tracking websites to include cruise missiles, ballistic missiles and armed drones. You would think that the chance to show in real time fucking great loads of HE skittling along towards touchdown in Tehran would be jumped at by these companies but no fellow cunters; all I get is allegations about my mental state and threats of restraining orders. Bastards; is Meghan Merkla , merkal whatever related to the German chancellor Herr Merkle? I bet she is.

      • Hi Spoons!
        None of the royal women have been nice looking bar Kate.
        Remember the queen mother?
        She had wooden teeth wore a big hat?
        An the queen looks like a inflatable someones let the air out off.
        An Eugenie an bea look like frightened pugs!
        Think princess Die wasnt bad but only saw the top of her head when i met her!😀

      • MNC, to me the queen mum was beautiful. I imagine she would not have taken any of this rubbish.
        “What the fark is this bullocks?! This Megan wench, orf with her head!”

      • Margaret was the best looking one of the bunch, til the fags and booze took their toll…

      • Yeah the royals version of keef Richards.
        The sax cobergs arent the prettiest family, prefered Jim, Barbara,Denise & Anthony as a Royale family.

  11. None of the royals are value for money.
    That bollocks about the revenue they bring?!
    Its our history, architecture etc that brings the tourists.
    Get rid of them all and start again,
    A Northern king being crowned would bring in the tourists,
    Im throwing my hat in the ring!
    Regal, flowing beard, actually English not German, id even spare the old royals if they kissed my ring😀
    Swear fealty and they wouldnt swing for the jap tourists on gibbets.

    • It’s all their trappings that brings the tourists in not them.Palace of Versailles gets about 6 million visitors a year and yet no cunt sees Louis XIV.
      Sooner we abolish the scrounging cunts the better.
      Gobshites

      • Haha, that bottom bit of your post made me snigger Crusty!
        They are scroungers an gobshites your right!
        Stick em in a tower block, take back our property.

      • Ffs 2nd moderation of the day.
        My downs is playing up again.
        And yes i know what fuckin triggered it!😠

      • Unfortunately De Gaul and the fifth Republic ended democracy in Frog land do they are reduced to yellow vests and edicts from the EU and Elysee palace.

    • Nothing senior about this pair? I beg to differ I’ll wager that Sparkle smokes senior service the nicotine addicted cow.

  12. ***BREAKING CUNTS NEWS***

    Madam Two-Swords have removed the Megum and Hewitt dummies from their exhibition. 👍

    😂

    • Phil the Greek has got the dummies in his back garden. Cunt is using them for target practice.

      • Flamethrower ? Cricket bat ?
        A well-merited end; oddly, the wax dummies are probably more in touch with reality…

    • I thought they’d been melted down and the wax recycled in to a giant elk. This is to be shipped to Canada as a symbol of their new found love for the country where they wish to
      Remain anony – moose.
      I’m really trying too hard. Got a new coat for Christmas.

      • I see your New Years resolution of not telling appalling jokes has fallen flat Blunty, I wish the Sussex’s all the best with their new life in Canada and turning over a new maple-leaf.

    • Mind you RTCP many of the wax works in tassauds look absolutely nothing like the fucking people they are supposed to be , so most people won’t realise Harry and his trollop have gone , actually that’s pretty close to the reality!! 😎

  13. I used to be 50/50 on the Royals and I now feel they are a load of cunts. It’s not like we’re talking proper Kings like William the Conqueror who fought and earned his role…nah were talking a load of detached from reality cunts who somehow believe they are worthy of their ridiculous welath and entitlement.
    I bet they all have a right laugh at the ‘nobodies’ who stand around waving at the cunts.
    I remember that half dead cunt Phil being interviewed by Fiona The Bruce and he was talking down to her like she was a piece of shit.
    I can never understand this fascination with a load of ultra posh cunts who will never talk to you or mix with you (unless your at a charity event etc).
    Say what you want abaaaaaht the French at least they saw through this bollocks years ago and dealt with the spoilt cunts.
    No not here as a lot still secretly aspire to be like these bastards after being brainwashed all these years into the whole establishment cuntishness.
    We do love a ceremony and other lavish events here and it has to stop…how you can have these cunts living it up and costing fuck knows how much to the taxpayer every year I don’t know.
    Hopefully Harry and Meghan have got the ball rolling and we will see the pile of cunt fall.
    The national anthem is shit as well, it should be Jerusalem.
    One should go fuck themselves.

    • That’s all very well, but what people really want to know is would you stick your tongue up her arsehole ?
      Spit it aaaaaaaht !!!!!

    • I am still a fan, We used to fight for “God, Queen and country” so I had the choice of someone who had been a cunt to me, a place falling apart or a Disney character to legitimize some of what could only be described as some of the heinous criminal offences I have committed (let’s face it, when was the last time you chucked an explosive device at someone and got a pat on the back?) .
      So I am all for them, they legitimized my murderous youth.
      Don’t worry I am old and frail now ( surprises me too)

      • Fair enough Lord Benny, it would be nice rhough if the Royals perhaps put some money in the pot for the ex service men and women who have fallen on hard times and even homeless as the government don’t seem to give a fuck. Thanks for your service by the way.

      • I did not know that LB and its good to hear they get help but there are some still homeless and not getting the help they should.

      • Evening Jack, now I have become anti Royal I still would do my Royal duty for Meghan…and Kate also.

      • Her Maj will give your tongue its own MBE in next years NY Honours List B&W. Countess of Wessex is a bit of a looker too especially in her younger days, probably would be grateful too since Edward is such a wet wipe.

      • What a bellend that Edward is. He probably runs away when she wants a fuck.

      • Oooh, I feel sick 🤢

        Your tongue will shrivel up, as the toxic juices burn your remaining tastebuds to ash 🤮
        The poisonous viper is pure evil 👿 .

        Harry Halfwitt will eventually regret the day he ignored his brothers concern 🤦‍♂️& let this Satanic Sukubus sink her vampiric 🧛 teeth into his guilible throat. She is a 💲grabbing vulture, whose greed & ambition have no limits.

        Halfwit Harry Hewitt, was as much of a useless car-crash💥of a royal as his Uncle (Bonny Prince Andrew), until a stint in the army 💂🏻 straightened him out. He kept his head down & his nose clean, until Markle 👿 reminded him how a complete snowflake❄️ cunt behaves, and he started throwing his toys out the pram 😭, like the spoilt brat he is.

        If I sucker punched 👊 my granny in the face, the way he has just done to Her Maj 👑, then I would deserve as much of a kicking🦵 as he does.
        Of course, 💲grabbing Markle 👿 is behind it all, but I blame Halfwit Harry for not growing some balls & putting her in her place.

        The sooner the pair of them bugger off & never return – the better 🤬

    • B&W, your comment re Fiona The Bruce reminded me of an interview with the old pink meringue lady, Barbara Carthorse.
      She was asked by the interviewer if she thought society was changeing. Her reply ?
      “Of course it is, or I wouldn’t be sitting here talking to somebody like you”…
      I’m sure if I reach PTG’s age, I’ll be a rude and miserable old git. Otherwise, I agree with you entirely.
      Off at a tangent, would you stick your tongue up Nicola Sturgeon ? I’d certainly stick mine up Mhairi Black (but NOT Alex Salmond).

      • I think I’d pass on Krankie HBH, something about her hair and no lips that put me off.

  14. Meghan has probably promised the Hewitt goon anal sex, if he goes along with her Cunning Plan.
    So tonight, he’ll be fucked senseless ( won’t take long ), by a ten inch strap on.
    Get To Fuck.

  15. Hmmm, I wonder if Megan would like a trip to Paris prince Phillip can arrange all the travel details, I am sure he has a chauffeur already lined up and a late night drive around Paris can be arranged for Megan! What a bitch she is

  16. The Canadians are positively wetting themselves at the prospect of Halfwit and
    Me-again moving to Canada. This is typical of the response from the Canadian press . . . . . . . .

    The Toronto Star opinion piece led with the headline: “Harry and Meghan, you’re finally free – now come to Canada, where you belong.”

    Great, I’ve got a solution that will satisfy everyone. Fuck off over there and the Canadian cunts can pick up the bill for all three of them as THEIR Royal family.
    Don’t overwork them as they’ll threaten to move south of the border.

    • Too fucking right. It is the land of the woke after all. Perhaps that Nancy boy, Trudeau, can black up and give the slag a welcome. He can show her what a real “person of colour” looks like. Well…….sort of.

      • Freddie – I hope you’ve already taken steps to reclaim your rightful family home the couple stole from you – Frogmore Cottage. As well as the title that goes with it . . . . . . . .Lord Freddie of Frogmore.

    • They’ll make $$$ billions in Canada and on the Hollywood celebricunt circuit.

      The old firm is doomed I tell you!

      They’ll come back and buy up the Royal Family – lock, stock & barrel.

      • Wouldn’t say I’m wetting myself Bertie but I have seriously fucked up my cock from all the wanking I did from last year so my piss tubes are all cunted up these last few months… I further fuck it up when I’m healing but decide to wank again

        All this xenophobia directed towards us canadians all because Harry got duped by Ms. Markle and are deciding to sometimes live here. Harry’s ginger like spirit wanted to rile up the ol monarchy by getting mulatto’ed by Meghan. He had all those pretty white british, irish, scottish, welsh princesses and there ascended royal familes to choose from but a piss poor yank half black actress is what he craved

        You take that back Freddie Trudeau our fearless leader might be a massive cuck and a lil lying phony cunt but he isn’t a poof got it? Besides hes bearded now…

  17. I’m writing to Buck House asking for the toaster back I sent them as a wedding present. Ok, I had their names engraved on it but I still want it back. Fucking cunts!

    • Luckily you didn’t personalise it FtF so as it just has “Cunt” engraved on it it is currently being passed around a different member of the Royal Family every Christmas!

      Reduce, re-use and recycle eh little Hewitt, and on that theme it’s good to see you are using recycled and slightly worn partners, that’s the spirit!

  18. We’re “Supposed” to look up to this dysfunctional set of scroungers, alcoholics, adulterers, half breeds, twats and inbreeds. Never been a royalist but lately i’m sick to fucking death of these parasitic twats sucking on the working mans tit. “Not living, just existing”. Give me a fucking break you cunt. The Royal Family is 500 years out of date. “But they bring money into the country”, fuck off, Germany and France have done ok without them. Crowning glory was £2.5 million of our money doing up their fucking house. I had to save up for 8 years for a deposit on my house you cunts. The whole family, hangers in and royal fart suckers can suck on my fat hairy balls.

  19. 2.4 million pounds of tax payers money to revamp their fucking Frogmore Cottage home, which they have the damned cheek to want to stay in (in between the times that they are sucking up Dame Elton’s bumhole, or schmoozing in LA with Serena ‘brick shithouse’ Williams, that is) despite it being the Queen’s digs which she ALLOWED them to live in. Seems they conveniently only made the decision to jump ship AFTER this was renovated and paid for.

    Makes you feel or warm and fuzzy inside, doesn’t it?

    • Elton bender will no doubt pay for their swift getaway to America for a while in order to protect them.
      How are you by the way Nurse Cunty? Seen you abaaaht these parts but never introduced myself.
      I am Black and White Cunt.

      • Don’t answer that Nurse Cunty! It could take you into places you don’t want to go! Besides, it’s a terrible chat up line! Liverpool Rule!

      • Don’t worry, Bertie. I’ve already been to a shit load of places I don’t want to go when working in the NHS.
        Nothing could be more daunting than that shite!

        Good evening to yourself and hope all is well with you!

      • I always look forward to your comments Nurse Cunty which are always a dose of good old common sense!

      • Evenin’ B&WC! Nice to have a wee chat!

        I’m well thanks and I hope yourself too. Think you are bang on there. Dame Elton will be gagging to stick his beak in and ‘save the day’, no doubt having a deja vu moment in slagging the press of as ‘vile pigs’ for being so mean to poor little Sparkle Tits and and Ginger Nuts.

        Fucking brown-nosing old fruit.

  20. Good riddance, Canada, the wokest country on earth is fucking welcome to them. I never had a problem with the royals before she turned up. They were handy for state occasions, great for showing the results of a shallow gene pool, and best of all, stopping cunts like Blair being President of the U.K.
    I have absolutely no problem with her being a halfie, there’s loads of mixed race women who look stunning, and it’s who you are, not what you are that matters. That said, she does seem to dwell on the mother’s side of the family, and is almost ashamed of her white patronage, and it isn’t down to the fact that the honkey side of her family are proper white trash. The hysterical press coverage of this pair of bellends has been incessant, and very hard to avoid. Now just the sight of them winds me up, and now they are going solo, it’s going to get worse. And I thought this week couldn’t get any worse.

  21. I’ve often thought to myself “is Harry Halfwit as thick as he’s portrayed?”
    I’ve come to the conclusion that yes, he is. Despite all the advantages conferred on him by birth, he’s always managed to screw up. Despite receiving the best education that money can buy, he’s always managed to disappoint.

    One of Harry’s former teachers, Sarah Forsyth, has asserted that Harry was a “weak student” and that staff at Eton conspired to help him cheat on examinations. You fuckin’ plonker.

  22. Is it me or are most Royals and most Posh birds ugly fuckers?
    Its no wonder they have to bring the odd commoner into the gene pool the inbred bastard’s…did they not learn from the Egyptians.
    This posh neighbour of mine was pissed once and invited me up to her ridiculously lavish 3 floor flat…I of course went up there and she had a Gay friend there who was a cunt.
    Anyways she was telling me I looked like her ex and that she saw me going in and aaaaht alot. She was obviously watching me a lot from her private gym which overlooked my door and became attracted to my good looks and 6’3 muscular frame, anyways I digress.
    I had a drink and all that and noticed her mail was addressed to ‘Lady’ … anyways nothing happened and I realised who she was after (a near Royal).
    She was a nice blonde, had a flat a flat arse though and decent tits but she wasn’t all that to be honest and I’ve seen better in the local pub.
    Anyways my point is is that it’s often the common bird who is best. But they need to be ladylike also.

    • No need for such modesty B&W, we all know it was Lady Nugee. Was the gay cunt Owen Jones?
      Threesome was it?

      • I’m not so sure Freddie, I don’t think the fat cunt has ever seen the inside of a gym.

      • The gym is there to entice poor innocents like B&W. Like a spider trapping a fly she tempts him in and has her wicked way. She likes a bit of rough I hear.
        She’s smarter than she looks.

      • Oh she’s seen the inside of gym alright and Jack, Fred, Billy, etc. I’ll wager she’s had her peppa pig snout in lots of anal canals.

    • B&WC Sir, on close inspection of the photo in the nomination in particular the front page of the Telegraph in which I have an actual copy to hand lest there be any doubt, I can confirm that Miss Markles pliant breasts appear to be being cupped by two black hands.
      Would you good Sir be able to account for your whereabouts this morning with fellow cunters perchance?

      • Thats the last time I’m telling you lot abaaaaht my Notting Hill chronicles…being accused of all sorts I know naffink abaaaaaht.

      • Come Sir, Miss Markle appears to have a most radiant almost rapturous smile at this moment, though I do note a look of concern on good Prince Harrys face, may be best to double bolt the doors this evening

    • Meghand-job isn’t awful looking but she’s got nowt upstairs.

      When I was away and there was fuck-all on, one channel was carrying a glut of the “Suits” TV show (probably just after the engagement or wedding, I couldn’t give a fuck which). I watched it and she gets down to her duds on a fairly regular basis.

      Nowt upstairs (top-bollocks wise, although head wise also…).

      Maybe Hewitt Jnr is into bee-stings?

      Oh, that’s right, it was her dynamic personality wasn’t it…🤔

  23. At this point I need to tender my resignation, Having been employed here for some time I have enjoyed my Admin privileges but not “Jelled” with the students so well, It would seem that I am in the wrong place, my employer.
    https://www.isac.org/
    Has brought this to my attention so I need to apologies to all concerned and wish you all well.

    Fuck so this isn’t the https://www.isac.world/ chat page? fuck!

    • This ISAC mob look like a bunch of cunts to me admin, so no need to resign.
      Of course I could be wrong.

    • Does this mean that my grant application for Federal Financial Aid is liable to be knocked back?….Shame.

  24. And relax and google pictures of a young Françoise Pascal, I forgot how hot she was.

    Meghan and Arry? Fuck em

  25. If smeggan and the boy hewitt (ginger chimp) want to quit their job and fuck off abroad, then they have to give the company car and job title back.

    Good luck to them and thanks to Harry for his services.

  26. Word was out that Megnog was the thin end of the wedge… A two bob, soft porn indulging ‘actress’ and dame Harriewit ” I live in a bubble wrap environment” Ginga being the first step in the snowflakery decline of a once proud heritage.
    Can you imagine this quisling leading his troops into battle? Neither can I.
    What next, a vegan restaurant chain?

  27. I am watching this thread with interest as I have a link to the Royal family.

    I was circumcised by the same consultant who circumcised the Prince of Wales (absolutely true).

    And now the well worn punchline…..but that’s no skin off my nose.

    I’ll get my coat.

  28. How boringly predictable on Question Time…..poor Megan the victim of racism and unfair press coverage.

    Load of Shit….wish I could get invite on the programme,I’d give a rather different opinion.

    • Yeah, i’m watching it for the first time in months Mr Fiddler. Same old Establishment bullshit, same old libtard audience. Fuck all this shit and fuck the fucking BBC.
      Bunch of cunts. Who covered up for Savile? ………that’s all I want to hear from the B.B. cunting C.

      • Just surprised they haven’t got David Lammy and Diane Abbott on.

        Same as you,haven’t watched it in months and have turned it off after 10 minutes this time…think I’ve finally learned my lesson,Freddie. Never again.

      • Who covered up for Saville? Fucking all of them!

        And the more I see of Clive Lewis the more I think he is a slightly burned lizard.

    • Most are of the same opinion as you and I Dick.

      Clearly she is not a very nice person but a devious, selfish, manipulating controlling hypocritical cock teasing gold digging troublemaking bitch prepared to put personal fame and fortune ahead of her own family.

      They can both fuck off and never come back as far as I and many millions of others are concerned. In my humble opinion comments and opinions of those posting on ISAC are usually representative of the great British public and never far from the truth.

      • Evening,Willie.

        When even the comment section of The Daily Mail is 90% anti,it just shows how unpopular Harry and Megan really are away from the same old “London Liberal” crowd.

  29. Yoko Markle has got the media on her side… Her evil doing and ruthless plans will go without criticism from the likes of the BBC, cos she black… I reckon most in the royal employ will be glad to be rid of the two bit slag… Word is that the staff totally despise the Markle creature….

    • Indeed, she has had untold flunkeys resign, from domestic staff to Personal Private Secretaries. Apparently she is so far up her own arse she needs a servant to extract the shit from her nose before she goes to bed…… probably not the same bed as the dim boy Hewitt, the pussy whipped little tosser.

    • Random one but Question Time is an utter shitfest of “me too” wokeflake cunts talking utter bollocks, and and Monkey Fatflange (not attempting to pronounce that one) is – yaaaaawn, blaming Trump, Brexit and stupid whitey.

      I genuinely fucking despair.

  30. In Episode 94 of West Enders, Meghan flies back to Canada in a Canadair huff, Hairy is held captive in Buck House, the Queen wonders where the corgis went, and Charles says it really is appalling. Meanwhile Flash Andy tries to forget that massage in LA in 1996. He never had sex with that woman, anyway. Now view on… but first a word from our sponsors.

    For that TV snack, get a Komodokorn nosebag and make a royal popcorn pig of yourself.

    • Better back up that news, I suppose –

      https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51055074

      The Duchess of Sussex has returned to Canada amid ongoing discussions over the future role for her and the Duke of Sussex in the Royal Family.

      Must have been that media attention a D list-actress-turned-A*-list- sleb can’t handle.

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