Mr and Mrs Hewitt…
A less than regal cunting for the gruesome twosome, who have decided to step back from being – get this – SENIOR members of the Royal Family:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51040751
Get over yourself Harry. You haven’t got the taste of the orb yet, and as for your miserable little wife, she has never been a senior anything. You are both useless wastes of space.
They intend to divide their time between the UK and the US…as far as I am concerned, America can have them full-time.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Halfwit Harry Hewitt.
I mean, just where do you start?
The half blood prince and his attention seeking, money grubbing missus have decided to ‘step back’ from their duties to the Royal family to pursue a more ‘progressive’ role on their own. This will apparently involve splitting their time between the UK and North America. Fat Reg must be cacking his calvins at the amount of trees he’s gonna need to buy to offset the carbon to appease little thunderthighs.
The Ginger tosser also reckons that he wants to generate his own income but is still quite happy to suck on the public teat in the meantime AND continue living (part time of course) in the ‘cottage’ that the public purse has recently spent two and a half million quid on renovating. Well, unlucky son, Gerry Cottle’s not recruiting at the moment, he has all the clowns he needs.
The fuckers should be stripped of all titles, income, properties and privileges and told to fuck right off. When they finally split up at least she could make a few quid by blowing off his step uncle and he could fuck off back to his dad.
CUNTS.
Nominated by Kunte Kunty
Bumped as item of interest (Well the radio wont fucking shut up about it, and I was looking forward to a good war)
I saw that the Markle creature and the half-cucked prince are going to finance themselves going forwards.
Good luck with that!
The cost of their existence is eye-watering to the UK Taxpayer’s purse (security details alone cost millions each year) and as royals they are prohibited from earning their own money.
Their intention is to set up their own Ponzi scheme…sorry charadee…and run that instead. Hmmm?
“Meghan has to walk 8yds from her bulletproof limousine into Harrod’s to buy her new Prada handbag. Something she has to do each day. Can you help? Text CUNT to donate just £2,000,000 to keep minor royals in the lifestyle they’re accustomed to.”
The writing was on the wall as soon as Hewitt Jnr picked a yank actress as his spunk bucket of choice. And – contrary to what the Markle creature and her hangers on would like to believe is because of race – it’s because she’s a self-aggrandising, low-rent actress from that fortress of cuntitude known as Tinseltown.
The same scenario would have played out if it had been any Tinseltown skanklett irrespective of race/colour.
Cunts!
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You should the Daily Mail’s comments page – gone into complete fucking meltdown!
I suppose with all this media attention old Boris can do a Jo Moore and bury some bad news while no one is looking!
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In this shitstorm he could tell the world he fucked Trump’s wife up the arse in the oval office and no one would take any notice.
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I bet B&WC would be pissed off though
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Take your poison dwarf and fuck off. If ever there was a perfect match, it’s these two cunts and Canada.
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I foresee in my crystal ball…
Hewitt Jr, his pet Marmoset and their half-breed, baby Fred, migrating to Canada.
They try to set up a climutchange charidee and Hewitt Jr runs out of cash after the cash hose to his publicly funded pot is severed by Brenda. The Marmoset still simply *must* be seen in the very best outfits, at the very most prestigious events. The Marmoset bankrupts the ginger fuckwitt. The Marmoset flees Canada with Fred and finds solace in being serviced by some B&W, C list actor with a giant cock.
The ginger one goes on a minge crawl with his Uncle Andrew and then crawls back to Brenda with his cap in hand and an empty pot.
“Oh, pleeeease, Nanny, can I have my royal allowance reinstated, pleeeease”.
(Apologies, posted just before this nom was announced, in the Smug Cunts thread)
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Take your poison dwârf and fuck off. If ever there was a perfect match, it’s these two cunts and Canada.
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I agree. In fact you should reinforce that in my mind by telling me again
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That Markle Woman’s master-plan has now reached the 3rd stage where she goes home to do the talk-shows and right-on woke speeches denouncing Trump and White Supremacy, be the peoples princess, bring out some chic perfumes and clothing lines for extra dollar – if the Ginger becomes a problem simply ditch the git keeping all the cash not to mention the royal title and if he resists refuse visiting rights to the kids and make up a story about him being abusive. The only one who couldn’t see it coming was Henry Halfwit himself the poor bastard.
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Serves him right. The dopey Cunt.
Hopefully, he’ll set a trend.
Once Queenie has gone, we should tell the lot of them that the Public Tit is dry and that it would be best to Fuck Off to Germany and rediscover their roots.
Cunts.
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That’s what you get with Marrying Trailer Trash. Ok for a quick fuck….but…
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Fucking spot on. At every opportunity your post should be sent to him and everyone else at the Windsor clan with a big fucking “I TOLD YOU SO”.
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I reckon the result of Harry Hewitt’s DNA test has come back and the Her Majesty has told him and his useless virtue signalling wife to fuck off.
Good afternoon
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I am painting with World at One on. This bollocks dominates. One fucker gives a negative opinion followed by a dozen lickspittlers by way of balance. Turned the fucker off.
Fucking entitled parasites. A mineshaft in Ekaterinaberg best place for them.
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Good grief this might be final fucking nail in either the queen or the duke’s coffin. The royal family have become a fucking joke filled to the brim with millennial woke attention-seeking cunts who feel old traditions should be kicked down the street in favour of more or less doing the fuck you want just so long as they’re still in the public eye and sucking on the cock that is the public purse!
William is a bit of a fuckwit, but is redeemed by his shaggable missues; apart from them the rest of the RF need dumping in the middle of Iran and told to convert the camel shaggers into doing all things Woke!
Fuck off and don’t come back you pair of useless cunts
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I should feel sorry for prince Henry. But he is not a child, he is an adult and should accept the consequences of his actions.
“In hindsight, I made a big mistake.”
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Hardly the first bloke to fuck himself over an infatuation for a woman but 99% of them aren’t rich as fuck and could have the pick of almost any pussy he fancied.
Hewitt, you stupid, stupid cunt. He must have inherited his mother’s intelligence.
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The Ducky an duckess of sucksex
Can fuck right off, living off public money, workshy, they get that part of being a royal at least,
But dont even want to smile an wave for their life of luxury!
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Meghan is unable to smile – getting Persimmon to tip her foundation out the back of the cement mixer, then jamming it on top of a hundred grands worth of botox and waiting 4 hours for it to go off?
Can’t smile after that!
If smiling could be charged to the taxpayer however..
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Megan Markle has been a malign influence over Harry Hewitt. Previously just about the most popular member of the Royal family for his work with injured soldiers,Help for Heroes and the Invicta Games. That all appears to have gone completely out of the window since his marriage. Now he appears to be known only for spouting Climate Change bollocks whilst jetting around the world, either 1st class or in private jets. That does not sit well with any of us.
As someone who has occasionally let his cock rule his head I can sympathise with wanting Megan in his bed but FFS marrying her????? I suppose we all do things, at times which are just plain fucking stupid.
If he is lucky he will get on Strictly Come Dancing (probably with a gay male dancer instead of some of the nice totty they have on there) but then an inevitable downhill slide into I am A Celebrity and Big Brother.
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These malicious pair of cunts even planned to announce the news on Katherine-only-our-future-Queen’s, 38th birthday. Yeah we’re the Modern Left and happy birthday bitch!
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They say that their plan to announce on Kate’s birthday had nothing to do with stealing the royals’ “here’s a nice thing for a change” thunder.
Fuck off, as a former (minor) glitterati bitch from Tinsel-twat-town, oneupmanship is all you fucking know!
Cunts!
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Oneupmanship. Also onedownmanship. The Narcissistic Rush’ I am thinking of. Where a Narcissist like Meghan must be being praised or doing someone down. She has got to have her ‘Narcissistic Rush’. Like a junkie.
She will hate Kate.
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Yes he’ll be doing his duty by serving in the canteen.
Washing the cutlery and lighting the oven will be as close to high-risk action that cunt will ever see!
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I’m not arsed really about that pair of twats, but at the same time this fucking annoys me. It is just so predictable.
She knew exactly what she was getting when she married Harry. She knew that it would come with certain responsibilities and public duties, but now it appears that she has worked her magic on her husband – who is obviously thinking with his todger rather than his brain – and got what she wanted. All the privileges of being ‘royal’ (they apparently do not want to give up their titles…..I bet they bloody don’t) all the status of that and what it gets them, but none of the work that comes with it.
They will be ‘Dividing their time between the UK and America’? My arsehole. Getting back to the states and away from grey British peasants in their rainy, grey country was what she had up her sleeve all along.
What a fucking spoiled diva she is. You only have to look at how many of her family members she has fallen out with to see that. Look at Catherine, who was also a commoner who married a royal. She accepted that role gladly and just gets on with it. This woman on the other hand is a total brat and Harry is a weak, pathetic disgrace.
His mother will be turning in her grave. Even when she was no longer a member of the royal family, she carried on doing her charitable duties and public stuff, but this chimp won’t do likewise as his ball and chain says no. I am betting that this marriage will not last anyway, then no doubt the ginger pussyman will slither his way back into ‘the club’.
CUNTS!!!
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Just to add, there are many charities that are now going to dip out as the ginger one will no longer be fighting their corner, publicising and promoting them.
Selfish fuckers.
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I bet her Madge ain’t best pleased at this news. Apparently she did not know and found out the same time as the press.
I put money on her and hubby Phil the Greek plotting a nasty car-crash for the young Markle gold-digger whilst being chased by paparazzi in a Los-Angeles tunnel under pass. (Sound familiar doesn’t it?)
As for carrot knackers Hewitt, after her demise he had better tow the family line and marry a passive little English Breeder from good wholesome stock other wise the M16 Gang will pay him an out of hours visit and make it look like an ‘accident’
I couldn’t give two Fucks either way about the pair of cuntoid parasites Hewitt and Markle.
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The only issue that bothers me about this pair of wankspangles, is how much money they’ll be demanding from the public purse, even though they’ve reiterated they want to generate their own income through charitable organisations (probably filtered through a few offshore accounts)
What a complete and utter embarrassment, and we’re only 9 days into a new year/decade!
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According to thepapers this morning, Little Miss Sparkle reckons that as a ‘royal’, she isn’t living, ‘just existing’.
It really makes your heart bleed, doesn’t it?
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Megan Mog is the new Yoko Fucking Ono…. The Markle creature probably had designs on Wills too… Just like Fucking Ono tried to pull Macca before she ‘chose’ the much more gullible John…. I suspect that the Markle woman did something similar… Fucking Ono wanted a Beatle, the Markle Thing wanted a Royal… Simple as that…
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I feel for William. The loss of his brother.
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William can fuck off too. Kate can stay and suck on my ding-dong.
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Flowery language always makes my heart sing.
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She doesn’t seem the type that would do that. Perhaps pre wedding, but I doubt there has been much of that going on in the royal boudoir since the ring went on her finger. I have also read some unconfirmed bits and pieces over the years that nice but dim has been knobbing one of kates best mates, on the sly.
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I know she is one of the fittest Royal birds in the half-Kraut Windsor family and many a straight bloke would very least want to put their tongue right up her bum-hole, but I personally just want to kick sugar tits Markle right in the Cunt. She does my fucking head in.
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The poison dwârf has previously spoken about adopting
Toronto as her second home after her native Los Angeles and she she has several Canadian friends.
I’ve got several Mancunian friends but there’s no fuckin’ way I’m goin mad fer it.
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‘One is having an annus millennium. None of this would have happened if only one had kept one’s legs together all those years ago’.
HM The Queen yesterday.
It was always going to end in tears with Harry the Halfwit Prince, wasn’t it?
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Well well well, what an earth shattering surprise! I hope that the utter cunt who is the Editor of The Mail Online is reading this, as I’d like to denounce that cunt, while I’m at it! I predicted this happening, almost down to the week! I’ve said all along that when that ‘taste of the tar brush’ yo-yo knickered, yank hound got that ginger haired village idiot and offspring out of the country, she’d have him right where she wanted him, and would announce they would be staying there! And the dimwitted half-blood cunt fell for it! Fine, fucking stay there, and try and get a job! I hear WalMart need doddery old cunts on Meet & Greet! Oh, and when she shit-cans you, don’t come knocking on the UK door, because we’re closed to spongers!
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Indeed, the IsAC oracle nailed it.
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If only they’d visited ISAC, they’d have known full well “Go woke, get broke”. Silly cunts, the both of them, they picked the wrong side.
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I don’t think shitty buttocks is a fan………just sayin..
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The queen: “Have my men ‘dispose’ her….quietly”.
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“Have we still got the number of that French traffic copper? Very good he was”
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I bet Charles wishes now that he’d just put the mongy ginger Bastard in Council care when it was whelped like any sensible family would have done.
Let old Betty see out her days and then ditch the rest of the grasping Cunts too.
Fuck them.
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The poor cunt should have gone with the one with big tits in the naked pool table party.
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I see The Guardian is taking the moral high ground, subtly denigrating the negative “hysteria” and “hyperbole” from the less media rags.
And inevitably its opinion writers & comments posters are taking a more pragmatic view while also insinuating that the (right-wing) media are at fault along with the usual suspects (ie. Brexiteers and the small minded racist working classes!)
I have also read on sites such as “Digital Spy” where Libtards respond to all the negativity from other posters with their default “you’re clearly a bigot!” or “It’s because she’s mixed race that you hate her!” or “you’re totally sexist and ignorant.”
Some people clearly live on a different fucking planet; either that or they’re moderately intelligent trolls looking for a verbal fight!
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Very nicely ( and accurately put ) Techno
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I didn’t like the bitch from the word go and long before I discovered, here as it happens, that she was mixed race.
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Mixed race my arse! Nobody knew till she told everyone.
Black and White would throw her out the club for breaking the Trades Description Act. I’ll bet B&W’s nudger is 50 times darker than her arse crack.
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Meghan is mixed race? How can she do the hundred and eight hundred in those silly shoes – she’ll never win!
Race is not the issue here, cuntishness is.
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I have no problem with her (or anyone else) being mixed race. It’s the alien culture she’s imported with her that’s the problem.
That said, Megum has always looked 100% white to me. I reckon the much vaunted black mamma who attended their wedding was an imposter, probably an out of work actress paid to play Megum’s mother, all part of the conspiracy to make the Royals look open to racial diversification, so us plebs would follow their example like the fawning sheeple we are.
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Your right! Her black mamajama is a imposter!
I remember her as ‘auntie Flo’ in the Cosby Show, and before that in ‘Soap’ she played Bensons girlfriend.
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Like Obama she is the least black possible without being an albino
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Albanian rhino?
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“…also insinuating that the (right-wing) media are at fault”
What ‘right wing’ media would this be? Such a thing does not exist in this country. You have ‘left’ of centre – you have ‘right’ of centre but all are securely anchored to “the centre”.
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Fuck me, there’s just no pleasing some of you cunters!!
An uppity, mouthy, gimmegrant has decided to go back to whence she came and take a whinging, hypocritical, PC, virtue signalling, idiot bastard ginger parasite with her…
What’s not to celebrate?
🎶
Glad to see you go go go go goodbye
Glad to see you go go go go goodbye
Glad to see you go go go go goodbye
Go! Go! Go! Go! Goodbye! 🎶
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Too true, but it’s the fact they still want to keep hold of their royal assets and public money that pisses off most of us plebs.
Typical gimmecunt – bites the hand (and cock) that feeds it!
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I’ve decided that I’m going to give up my job and live in another country. But I’m keeping the salary, company car and expense account. Leave me alone!
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Haha, Moggie! 😀
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Afternoon Ruff one. Nicely put! 🤙
😂
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Because we wanted to destroy them, to make them fucking miserable and for Meghan Engleson to OD on pain-killers she became addicted to to hide from the relentless hostility of the public. And now she’s fucking off with her royal title to put her feet up and go on Ellen at our expense.
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I can’t stand that Ellen Degenerate. She looks like a boy wearing boy clothes and deck shoes.
P*ssh off, Dory, ya can of can’t.
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Nice reminder Ruff. The wit and wisdom of Joey Ramone in a nutshell. This man should be Poet Laureate.
(Incidentally when will the real one get off his arse and write a few pithy lines to sum up this issue of constitutional significance!)
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I wonder what her first husband has to say about this? After all, he knows her better than anyone and was married to her for an indecently short period of time before unloading the bitch. I bet he’s got a tale to tell.
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I bet other members of her family have to.
Look to the people who work under her and see what they say.
She’s toxic.
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She was under her doctor! I think it would be best to ask him.
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Just looked up her first hubby. He is a bloke called Trevor Engelson, a “director, producer and talent agent.” (a cunt with connections in other words…..sounds familiar)
They divorced after 18 months due to “irreconcilable differences”.
Hmmmm. Interesting.
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All the Royals should be on Jeremy Kyle.
So fucking stupid the lot of them a set of inbreds this Country no longer needs or can afford up against the wall for the lot of them👍
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If they lived in a council scheme the Social Services would have been sent in years ago
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That reminds me.
At the end of the day…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3JpnZBLMETs
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The cheeky fuckers still want us mugs to pay for their protection though!!!! What about FUCK right off. Pair of CUNTS.
When H.M snuffs it, just pay Charlie boy and Wills all the rest can get a job. As a monarchist, I’m being morphed into magic grandpa.
HELP
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I heard about this on the car radio as I was on my way to my monthly back massage session. I was mortified. I can’t think what we are going to do. No wonder my masseuse told me I was more tense than usual.
And they made the announcement without discussing it with the Queen! Do they know nothing about royal protocol? This is an outrage. Questions have to be asked in parliament, it’s nothing less than a constitutional crisis.
Then the radio presenters started to theorize about how these two are going to ‘monetize their position’. Well that won’t be fucking difficult, with the yanks falling over themselves to have a prince promote their soft drink or their carpet cleaner.
Get these two cunts off the payroll now! Selfish ungrateful twats.
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