The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

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Mr and Mrs Hewitt…

A less than regal cunting for the gruesome twosome, who have decided to step back from being – get this – SENIOR members of the Royal Family:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51040751

Get over yourself Harry. You haven’t got the taste of the orb yet, and as for your miserable little wife, she has never been a senior anything. You are both useless wastes of space.

They intend to divide their time between the UK and the US…as far as I am concerned, America can have them full-time.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Halfwit Harry Hewitt.

I mean, just where do you start?
The half blood prince and his attention seeking, money grubbing missus have decided to ‘step back’ from their duties to the Royal family to pursue a more ‘progressive’ role on their own. This will apparently involve splitting their time between the UK and North America. Fat Reg must be cacking his calvins at the amount of trees he’s gonna need to buy to offset the carbon to appease little thunderthighs.
The Ginger tosser also reckons that he wants to generate his own income but is still quite happy to suck on the public teat in the meantime AND continue living (part time of course) in the ‘cottage’ that the public purse has recently spent two and a half million quid on renovating. Well, unlucky son, Gerry Cottle’s not recruiting at the moment, he has all the clowns he needs.
The fuckers should be stripped of all titles, income, properties and privileges and told to fuck right off. When they finally split up at least she could make a few quid by blowing off his step uncle and he could fuck off back to his dad.
CUNTS.

Nominated by Kunte Kunty

Bumped as item of interest (Well the radio wont fucking shut up about it, and I was looking forward to a good war)

206 thoughts on “The Duke and Duchess of Sussex”

  1. Lost interest in the Royals as soon as they stopped the crusades. Good old Richard the Lion Heart God rest his soul…

    • He was one of the biggest royal cunts in history. Hated us, our language and everything about England. Only visited here twice very briefly to empty our nation‘s coffers (bankrupting us for many years) just so he could fuck off and kill Middle Eastern cunts.

  2. Mighty Mo! You’re not too far wrong! Despite having lots of inside info on the ginger cunt, I had high hopes for him! But since becoming involved with that ‘serial wife’ from the former colonies, he’s become infuriatingly obtuse! It would seem that everyone on the planet can see what’s in his horoscope, but he’s too pussy whipped to accept it!

  3. Both of them can rim Fidel Trudeau to their hearts content. Then Fuck off back to limeystan

    • Sorry but purchased this pair on sale and we don’t accept returns on damaged goods.

  4. Apparently this scheming pair of cunts have been acting like a pair of spoiled brats all year planning how they can continue to enjoy Royal privileges without any of the responsibility. They left their yellow baby in Canada, ignored requests from the Queen to agree a future path privately, and now they’ve both fucked off again – at the airport Harry was heard to yell, ‘FLY LESS AND SAVE THE PLANET YOU FUCKING OIKS!’.

    I don’t think Meghan Ono is going to step foot on old Blighty ever again and if she does I’m going to brick her in the face (Hi GCHQ)

  5. Weeeeeeelllll who would have guessed that Megan would be a red hot lead ennima for the royal family, not me i was shocked to find out that behind the pretty face she was an attention seeking, gold digging, family wrecking cunt.
    So lets analyse what she has achieved here, find someone famous to fuck until he has vajaja fever [tick], who has to be rich and stupid [tick] suck until he proposes [tick] get your foot in the door [tick] pretend to be someone your not to win over Harrys loyal subjects [tick] [get married and have a crazy wedding ] tick all change so poeple realise your now a cunt,turn most popular royal into least popular royal [tick] and pout and moan withhold sex until ginger boy goes along with it [tick], get pregnant, have sprog so you cant be got rid of [tick] [or so you think] decide you dont want to work for your milipns [tick] realise you cant get past pre nuptual agreement [oh fuck] split up royal family and set up plan so ginger boy can earn some money you can get your cock stroking little mitts on, [to be done] get millions in the divorce [to be done] fuck ginger boy around for visiting his kid/ kids [to be done] put your face on anything you can make money from while you are in the limelite [to be done] become a tv slag married to guy with 30 pound cock and trust fund probable an egg and spoon [to be done] become the future Katy Price[ to be done.
    thats my predictions lets see if im wrong…..

  6. Only, if only someone leaked the real DNA results of Harry the half blood Hewitt to the right people.
    I would gladly buy some overpriced popcorn sit back and enjoy the shitstorm that follows.
    Although to be fair I’m fucking loving all this news at the moment. Iran blowing up planes, stampedes at a funeral. So much on tv at the moment I want to watch.

  7. Extracts from Meg’s Diary (dates with held – private)

    Met a prince. Cute but oh, my gosh, such a retard!
    Went on a date. Amusing. But people falling over themselves to report it! This bozo can generate such publicity, might be worth allowing him to hang around.
    Wants to marry me! Might be fun. Some little 3rd world country called UK. Or was it UC? Whatever. A fairytale wedding, imagine the publicity! Said yes.
    Met his horrendous in-laws. Give me strength. That awful white granny. I suppose Barack had one though, so … hmm … par for the course. ‘Course! Of course I can charm her, and all the other white oppressors. I shall be a black hero in a sea of whiteness! The first black queen of the U … er … K, was it? UK.
    Wedding went off a dream. Thousands waving and cheering me! What next? Who can say. I’ll start by meeting as many black heroes/survivors as possible.
    Oh! What’s this? I can’t be pregnant. But I am. OK, more good publicity. Loads of photo ops with my hand on my burgeoning belly.
    Ugh! This birth thing is awful. No, you can’t see my baby, I don’t want any photos! This is private! My child is private! Go away! Ugh. It’s so white-looking. Should have foreseen this and got a good black provider. Ah, well – next time. Ugh. If there is a next time. Second kids are never as good when it comes to publicity, even if I say no media, I need a little of the social variety. What a quandary.
    African tour. A magnificent success for me! I am Queen of Africa! Issued a few photos. I like the one with Desmond the best. Wonderful Mr Tutu, he grovelled at my feet. What next? Can anything surpass my triumph? No media, unless I say so. What? I’ll see you in court. Love Africa, would love to live there. The UK is so dreary.
    Another grey Christmas with the whites? Can’t stand that. One was enough. Canada, I have ties there. I’ll be Queen of Canada. Maybe we’ll move there? Or get a place in California, nearer Mom? I think we’ll have to put aside our Royal duties and step down, like his repulsive uncle did not long ago. Yes! Leave me free to take any one of the thousands of movies I’m offered. Oscars … how many can a woman get? Year after year, Queen of Hollywood!

  8. Apparently according the twat on BBC News this morning there is no similarity whatsoever between Wallis Simpson and The Mighty Meghan.

    Well, apart from being a spoilt, money grabbing, self opinionated, controlling, publicity hungry American Divorcee marrying into the Royal Family obviously…

    • 1. She’s black, and excused criticism.
      2. Edward 8 wasn’t woke. In fact he was a bit of a nazi imperialist oppressor (cue waving banners and chanting by LGBTQ crowd)

      This, from Wikipedia, also refers:

      Edward’s affair with an American divorcée led to such grave concern that the couple were followed by members of the Metropolitan Police Special Branch, who examined in secret the nature of their relationship. An undated report detailed a visit by the couple to an antique shop, where the proprietor later noted “that the lady seemed to have POW [Prince of Wales] completely under her thumb.”[46] The prospect of having an American divorcée with a questionable past having such sway over the heir apparent led to anxiety among government and establishment figures.[47]

      Changed days, eh?

  9. It transpires that the lovelycouple left the sprog in Canada, and Markle’s just remembered and flown back. A Cameron-daughter-in-pub moment, perhaps. And it seems that the six-week holiday hadn’t ended after all. ‘A Palace source# (me) suggests that the vacation had been extended for some househunting and that there was never any intention to spend much time in the UK.

  10. They are such a massive pair of cunts that this is now the 200th cunting on a single thread.

    Is this an ISAC Record Breaker?

    Do we need to exhume Roy Castle and Norris McWhirter for a verdict?

  11. SMEG the CUNT. Never saw a single RACISSSST word about that half chat in the press yet now every chimp on the planet is claiming Smeg has left because she’s been racial abused by the press. What a load of smeggy bananas. That cunt has no black mates, no black ex-boyfriends and no black husbands, in fact it has only ever dated and married white men and spent all its time straightening its woolly hair..yet its making a big thing out of being nigroid since its mud hut wedding all wailing and jumping up and down playing witchdoctor bongos to please the Brixton crowd. FUCK OFF TO THE STINKY CUNT hope it’s down syndrome brat gets a good old dose of ebola and spreads it to ginger pubes.

    • So, the vile bitch has fucked off back to Canada to spend time with Rent-a-Sprog, and left the dribbling ginger village idiot to mop up the mess! Once again trying to play the race card. It’s not your alleged colour that defines you, but your actions, and as such, the majority of the British people think you’re a scheming little cunt! The deceitful whore thought that people would bow down and worship her as the darling of the TV screen, but quickly found that we British don’t do that! If you think we are going to fall on our knees and beg you to come back, you can fuckoff! We’ve exiled better than you, so fucking do one! And make sure you take the Half-Blood Prince with you!

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