Meghan, Duchess of Sussex

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Little Miss Sparkle…

Once upon a time, not so long ago, in a land far away, lived a young girl called Meghan, who dreamed of becoming a princess and being fabulously rich and famous.

‘Boo hoo’ sobbed little Meghan one day, stamping her little foot. ‘I’ve been on teevee, but I’m not REALLY rich or famous. I want the world, or more. I want fame and fortune, with money, and houses, and jewels, and gowns, and servants and stuff. I want to be LITTLE MISS SPARKLE’. So Meghan hatched a plan, which did indeed lead her to Olde England and marriage to handsome, dashing Prince Harry de Halfwhitt in Windsor Castle, watched by an audience of billions. And there was rejoicing throughout the kingdom.

For a while all went well, but it was destined not to last. ‘Boo hoo’ sobbed Her Royal Highness the Little Miss Countess of Sparkle again one day, stamping her other foot. ‘I’ve got fame and fortune. I’ve got money, and houses, and jewels, and gowns, and servants and stuff. But those horrible Brits actually expect me to perform duties in return, such as shaking hands and cutting ribbons. Everybody hates me. It’s cos ah is black. I don’t even have my own horse drawn gold carriage either like every princess should. Things are going to change; what Meghan wants, Meghan gets. I want to be a “progressive” royal. This means I want to do as little as humanly possible commensurate with keeping my HRH title and the money and stuff. Then I can cash in, and be free to earn zillions fronting up for Disney and Givenchy, do book deals, go on “Oprah” and diss the royals and stuff. I can be Princess of Hearts as well, I know it’.

So broiling slowly in her sense of grievance and entitlement, Little Miss Sparkle headed to the magical island of Vancouver, dragging Prince Harry de Halfwhitt, their son Archie, and their dogs with her. There they sat in luxurious idleness and seclusion for six weeks, while a wise old man called Mr Barack gave them counsel as to how they should proceed. ‘I say to you’ said the wise old man, ‘trademark your socks and your mugs and your jewellery, but tell no one. Then go back to Olde England, drop the bombshell that you’re off, and demand a fabulous financial deal from that old bat the Queen in return for not making more trouble. It’s win-win, you’ll be absolutely minted’.

So the Halfwhitts returned to Olde England, leaving their son and their dogs in Vancouver, and proceeded to give the finger to HM the Queen, the royal family, and the bill-paying public. But the Queen pulled a face as though a truly malodorous guff had just been let off right under her nose, and pronounced that ‘One Is Not Amused’. So leaving poor Prince Harry de Halfwhitt to face the music, Little Miss Sparkle promptly flew back to Vancouver generating a massive carbon footprint, never to be seen in Olde England again.

Next episode; the ‘accident’ in the tunnel.

*with apologies to Roger Hargreaves

Nominated by Ron Knee

153 thoughts on “Meghan, Duchess of Sussex”

  2. She won’t be back as us Brits are all racist doncha realise?
    This was so predictable. ‘Harry, you’re country and family have been sooo horrible to me, i demand you stand up for me and YOUR son’.
    Poor Harry. He must realise he’s the next one to be dropped surely.
    Utter selfish controlling cow.

    • You’re all wacissst screamed the Princess stamping her foot as she forgets she has only ever dated and married white men and only has white friends…totally ignored her own Mother until she needed her as a token wedding decoration to match the Rivers of Babalon choir.

  4. Don’t know why everyone is so down on her? Harry made his choices, he ain’t the first bloke to make bad choices with women and won’t be the last. His father towed the line and married the chosen one, that worked out well.

    Maybe Harry has backed the wrong horse, maybe she is the gold digging harpy she’s been painted to be. Can’t be easy to find a partner without an ulterior motive when born into the ultimate soap opera family. Can’t be easy to have the worlds media place you under a microscope every day.

    I feel sorry for him and to a degree her, yes they have money, yes they have a glamorous lifestyle.

    Given the choice would any of us swap places with them? An accident of birth into a gilded cage placed him where he is. He won’t be the first royal to be broken by a lifestyle he’s clearly not suited to. Yes I see she has traits that are not attractive but don’t we all? Good luck to them but if it all goes shit shaped so what? All that said her sister does think she is a cunt.

    • “An accident of birth?”
      I think James Hewitt knew exactly what he was doing at the time!
      😂

      • “I feel sorry for him and to a degree her”

        You are playing devil’s advocate, I hope.

      • No CS, I just don’t see her to be the evil bitch from hell shes painted to be, maybe I don’t follow the gossip columns enough?

        When she first appeared the fact she was mixed race was enough to write her off for a lot of people (honestly if I hadn’t read it on here I wouldn’t of known) and for some worse still she’s a yank.

        Harry obviously has issues, but then with your mother dying when your a small boy, the world and his wife calling you a bastard based on speculation and hearsay and a father more interested in plants and being king a kids gonna have issues.

        The destruction of the royal family or of Harry and Megan is going to bring me no personal gain. Sympathy for the devil?

        Maybe I’m in the wrong, it’s not like I’m not wrong and haven’t made some massive mistakes or been a cunt at times, luckily every fuck up I’ve made hasn’t been publicised world wide.

        It’s just my personal feeling that they are in a situation where they are damned whatever.

      • Conversely look at his brother and his gorgeous wife they have played the game and are thought better of for it, the fact these two cunts choose to stir the pot and jump in the shit themselves, indicates to me willful stupidity and no short measure of selfishness

    • I don’t blame them for wanting independence I’d want it too. I blame them for trying to keep OUR Royal Titles, OUR money, and then fuck off using those things to further their personal ambitions without the public service. She only served 18 months and I believe that’s all she ever intended. She’s now apparently threatening to dish the dirt on the Palace to that TV journalist cunt friend of theirs if they don’t get their own way. Fuck ’em. Let them be independent: Cut off their money and security TODAY.

  5. Why is everyone picking on Meghan……

    Cos she deserves it, stupid cow. Just suck it up, you don’t need to grow a pair you already have the halfwit’s bollocks in you hand.

    Great Cunting!!

    • Well done Ron, you absolute legend.

      Before I begin, let me say that I’m no huge fan of the ‘Royals’.
      I do however, have enormous respect for the Queen. She has served her country & performed her duty through 14 shitty Prime Ministers, for nearly 68 years. At 93 years of age, she has earned our respect.

      These pair were already preparing to launch their own ‘Sussex Royal’ charity, which they set up after splitting from the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s foundation in June last year.
      In December, they made an application to trademark their ‘Sussex Royal’ brand across a string of items including books, calendars, clothing. This is no sudden decision. Planned all along.

      Despite bemoaning their ‘goldfish bowl’ existence, & Markles claims that the British media were “ruining her life”, it appears that they had been largely left alone during their 6 wk holiday, the manner of this announcement has ensured that they have made themselves a bigger story than the mounting tensions with Iran.

      Markle’s act of ‘I’m so innocent – we don’t have Royalty & all this press attention in America’ is complete horseshit. Markle is an ‘actress’. In this age of internet & social media, she knew exactly what she was entering into. She had no intention of being told her role & place or playing that ‘part’.
      She is competitive, ambitious, manipulative & has wanted to be the centre of attention all along. She has driven a wedge between Harry & his brother, his Grandmother & his Father. This poisonous viper is pure evil .
      The clues were there before the wedding, when Meghan’s stepbrother wrote letters to Harry telling him: “Whatever you do, don’t marry her.”
      Harry Halfwitt will eventually regret the day he ignored his brothers concern & let this Satanic Sukubus sink her sharpened teeth into his throat. She is a attention seeking £grabbing vulture, whose greed & ultimate ambition have no limits.

      Contrast these pair with Prince William & Kate. Quiet, diligent, they just get on with what is required. They have respect for the Queen, the Royal Family, tradition, duty & honor.

      There is no race hatred, there is no ‘unwarranted’ media bullying. If you act life a spoilt selfish ‘me me me’ cunt, then people are gonna point the finger and call you ‘CUNT’.
      The sooner this pair of fuckwits bugger off & never return – the better. Let them do a ‘farewell’ tour round here – people will fling dog shit at them – CUNTS !

  6. What can I say about this detestable cow that I haven’t said before?
    Nothing. So here it is again.
    Horrible spoiled nasty egotistical ugly squinty spaz-faced sweaty manky stinky farty pishy shitey controlling rude racist misandrist battleaxe shit actress Um Bongo drinking cow.

    • Ponce Andrew, Fat Fergie, Lady Look at me Spencer, Princess Slapper Marge all contributed to the downfall of the monarchy in recent years. They are just people after all.

      • Christ ! When you mention that lot SV one has to wonder how Brenda manages to sleep at night.

    • “How to break up a Monarchy with only one cunt working for you”.

      Well, it almost worked for his Mother.

  8. Excellent fairy tale-esque cunting Sir Knee!
    We all know there will be no fairy tale ending in this case though……
    Little Miss Sparkle Tits thinks she’s being clever. What she forgets is that she is going against a family who has more connections than the Sicilian Mob and can facilitate accidents anytime, anywhere, anyhow with help from the spooks down at MI6.

    She underestimates what is at stake here as the Windsor Triads won’t have the piss taken out of them and let anyone get away with it.

    The dust will settle on this, for now.
    Give it a few years and there will be sadly yet another fatal car accident involving yet another young Princess who didn’t tow the family line……………..

    • I think I have solved HRHs problem. My production company (Jiggly Tits Media, Lichtenstein) intends to obtain the rights to remake Alfred Hitchcock’s 1972 film “Frenzy” and for a suitable fee I might be persuaded to give Ms. Markel the part of the woman in the potato sack. There would be two differences – Barry Foster is no longer with us, and his replacement would be obtained from Broadmoor. Second difference: we would go for reality (if you see what I mean…)

  9. Afternoon Ron. I don’t know how you can keep producing noms of such quality.
    I trust you have been keeping copies so we can look forward to a book release later this year? What title would you give it? Ron’s Noms?

    • Afternoon Bertie, and thank you. No I’ve not kept copies other than those locked in the IsAC vault somewhere!
      Maybe ‘Ron’s Noms’ could earn me a few bob’s worth of beer money lol!

      • “Ron Knee’s Bumper Book of Cuntings For Boys And Girls, (But Probably Not Trannies Or Gender Fluids)”

      • You might even get to be interviewed on the husky/sexy voiced Mariella Frostropps ”Book Program” not sure on your thoughts about that ?

  10. I don’t usually hate people but this cunt is a exception , she’s a vile loathsome fucking slag. Poor boy Hewitt the daft dim cunt married that

    • I can usually excuse the behaviour of most people but that Smeg Mark bitch really gets the full loathsome cunting from me…I hate her

  11. I have looked into my crystal ball and it doesn’t end happily.
    Prince Philip, at a future age of 102, has entered a carriage driving competition in Toronto. Unfortunately, the carriage overturns, accidentally crushing Me-again and
    Justin Trudeau. The Prince immediately leaves the country and returns to the UK.
    The Canadians issue an extradition order but the Queen personally replies, saying that this would be “inappropriate”, leaving the Prince to live out his remaining 20 years in peace.
    Now, that’s what I call a happy Fairytale ending.

    • And let’s face it Bertie, it couldn’t be any stranger than fiction where this long-running fucking soap opera is concerned.

    • Brilliant stuff Bertie. My God – another 25 years of Prince Philip! Let us have more from your crystal ball.

      • Yes Mr Polly. I think it’s his intention to stick around just to defy IsAC’s Dead pool!

      • There’s no doubt Ron, that in another 10 years or so, there’ll be some great comedy series written looking back on all this. Problem is, who’s going to make them with the BBC no longer around?

    • My crystal ball shows Smeg having Will, Kate and sprogs shot down in a Boeing plane and Henry the 9th putting his “Blended” brat on the throne. Just look at the “Blended family” in all TV adverts. The New World Order are planing a “Blended” monarchy for sure to appease this forced influx of immos.
      Wills and Kate need to take separate planes and stop being forced onto public flights….it’s not going to end well..

      • That’s it ! a career in UK TV averts surely awaits with the added cachet of Royal endorsement

      • ‘I use Domestos to clean my toilet. It kills 99.99% of household germs’, says Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex.

      • The ”Markle Spakle” think I might get that patented before she does, I of course would be willing to sell the usage rights to interested parties

      • *shit eating grin* ‘get that Markle sparkle!’ *points at container*. It’s a surefire winner Evening.

  12. Here we have it. The unRoyal bastard and a second rate Hollywood slapper. What could possibly go wrong?

  13. We should all be thanking Megan. She has exposed the younger Royals for what they are..spoiled,stupid,entitled anachronisms.

    It’s unfair to try and make her out to be the villain of the piece. She never pretended to be anything that she wasn’t…a “woke”,brash, American actress on the make. All this ” she’s changed poor Harry” stuff is nonsense,he was always a stupid.spoiled Fool who was told that because of some accident of birth,the Sun shone out of his arse.

    I see the plan now is to possibly make Harry some kind of Governor of Canada,presumably so that the British taxpayer will be obliged to continue paying for the leech…and just to add insult to injury, Prince Andrew’s daughters will be promoted to “take up the slack” caused by Harry and Megan cutting back on their Royal duties….Fucking brilliant…we continue to pay for Harry and we actually get an extra two parasites sucking on the taxpayer teat too.

    Megan might well be a Cunt,but not half the Cunt that this Country is for continuing to fund the Royal soap-opera for another season.

    Fuck them All.

  14. She needs hate fucked up th’arse. But I have to agree with DF, everyone knew what she was like, stupid Kraut cunts brought it on themselves.

  15. No problem with the institution of monarchy. I’d rather have the a Royal Family then a failed politician and his family in Buck House – would you want President Bercow and his slapper of a wife claiming the honours as head of state?

    But if you enjoy royal status and live from the public purse then you need to work as directed by the Queen and give something back. Harry Halfwit and his tawdry woke slapper of a yank wife want the money and the status without the duty. They are selfish and egotistical and just want to go around the world peddling more woke shite without having to work in the way the Queen wants them to work. With those two it’s all “ me me me” – as opposed to the Queen who never puts herself or her views in the picture.

    Those two fuckers deserve exile just for giving The New Woke Times in New York the excuse to write yet another op ed on the racism of Brexit Britain.

    I give it a few years before the Half Blood ditches Megosaurus Woke and begs to come back. In the meantime, they can both fuck off.

    • ” would you want President Bercow and his slapper of a wife claiming the honours as head of state?”…..No,I wouldn’t,but at least we could vote “President Bercow” out and wouldn’t have to continue to fund him and every member of his extended family in perpetuity.

      • Decidedly radical views for a member of the aristocracy, Lord Fiddler 😏

      • I’d like to see a return to The Royal House of Stuart of which I am,of course,a part ,MMCM…Following extensive family research I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I am The One True King of England,United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland,Kingdom of Scotland…I don’t really want Wales,some other Cunt can have it.

        Chuck those Kraut squatters out out of my palaces and usher in The Golden Age of King Dick…Head of all he surveys.

      • Better to Chuck Scotland and keep Wales. Just saying, my Lord.

      • No.no….some of my vast Estates already skirt North o’the Border…I actually plan to add cross-border smuggling to my repertoire when Wee Nicola gains her Independence.

        (I’ll also smuggle alcoholic,fightable Scots over the Border just to piss people off)

  16. Exactly two years ago Ann Widdecombe fell foul of PC snowflake hysteria in the Big Brother House when she mentioned she was “uneasy” about Meghan Markle joining the Royal Family, saying: “I think she’s trouble.”

    Rachel Johnson asked her why she felt that way. Ann replied: “Background…attitude…I worry.”

    Johnson then pointed out: “She’s older than him, she’s been married before…”

    Ann said: “I add it all up and I am uneasy… but there we go.”

    Cue Twatter storm…. That’s Raaaaaacist!!!!!

    Obviously not waycist, but didn’t she do well?!

  17. I dont get why she is getting the blame and the hysteria in the newspapers…tlak about love a drama.
    Yes they should consulted the Queen before announcing ‘The big news’ and yes they should have saw the blatant hypocrisy in their environmental message but they are both out of touch cunts who dont live in the real world.
    Harry has not enjoyed the whole Royal bollocks for a long time now in my opinion and way before meeting Meghan, and having a child and getting Married has only enhanced that.
    He didn’t ask to be born into this pile of cunt and whilst he has I’m sure enjoyed the opportunities and lifestyle this has given him he probably saw the ridiculous soap opera that his life was too become and though fuck that.
    Anyone who thinks wicked Meghan is controlling this whole affair is deluded, Harry I am sure has decide a lot of this himself and I say fair play to him for saying so.
    The whole Royal family is a load of outdated bollocks now and Prince Andrew has already got the ball rolling.
    Time to get rid of the whole lot of them, and also the over the top media coverage and public reaction is pathetic…talk abaaaaht snowflakes.
    Im much more concerned about more important things like my health and family and people I care about.
    Get a grip.

    • If he hadn’t been born a Prince he’d be a Tesco trolley boy and still a virgin. Only a retard from benefit street would fuck that ugly ginger cunt, he should think himself dam lucky he pulled a fit bird because of his family connections and no other reason.

  18. I couldn’t care less about them. They can do what they want as long as it doesn’t involve the tax payer, but that’s wishful thinking isn’t it…

  19. I know where you’re coming from Sixdog, and it’s a view that I have a certain sneaking sympathy with.
    To be honest, my position on the matter (which I suspect may be shared by many) is if they want to go to North America and pursue a different lifestyle that’s fine, and good luck. BUT. If that’s what they want, they can’t just expect to perform a few perfuntory royal duties every now and again as a means of keeping the HRH brand to exploit. Neither can they expect to get public money, a rent free refurbished luxury pad at Windsor etc. and so forth. That’s expecting to have their cake and eat it, and I’m sure HM the Queen (a very smart cookie I’d say) knows that the public would resent that greatly.

    *Sorry this was meant as a reply to Sixdog’s post above

  20. Can we please stop describing what the Royals do as ‘work.’
    Not sure there’s a bus ride, a train journey and an eight hour shift involved….

  21. As Prince Philip was quoted as saying at the Maltese Ambassadors reception:
    It only takes one dark key to spoil the party.

    Jebus what a pair of twats.
    Just fuck off.

  22. Having called Brexit and Trump, I predicted 2019 would be a bumper year for cunts. How right I was – the cunts in Westminster did their damnedest to prevent Brexit with Bercow and Barnier leading the charge; then we had the departure of the 2018 Cunt of the year to be replaced by Boris to give us hope. Just when we thought it would all be over by Christmas, we all settled down to run of the mill cunts and there were loads of the fuckers.

    Now 2020 has got off with a bang, with Big Don setting the Middle East on fire, not to mention the total cunt show of the Liebore “leader” elections and now we have the early bid for Cunt of the year in the entirely predictable Woke Sparkle Tits. As fellow cunters have pointed out, this will not end well. She should just piss off and die, and take Halfwit Hewitt with her.

    Meanwhile in the background we have the perpetual cunts at the Woke BBC, the Scottish Nazi Party, Sinn Fein all bubbling along in the background, occasionally (or permanently) sticking their heads above the parapet.

    It’s totally depressing………..at least we have some sanity on this site – Happy 2020

    PS I have not been well ay all in the latter part of 2019, but aim to contribute more this year. Thanks to fellow cunters you have kept my morale up through difficult times.

    • Yes 2020 does indeed hold out the prospect of some truly spectacular cunting! So many cunts, so little time.
      Hope 2020 sees a big improvement on the health front Al. Keep positive!

    • Meghans zodiac sign is Leo, apparently traits are honesty, generosity, impatient, likes things their way.

  23. I’m no Monarchist but I think this meeting tomorrow could be fundamental to the future of the Monarchy. I’m sure the Queen is aware that if she gives this pair of parasites most of what they’re asking for, then this could be the beginning of the end of the Firm.
    I expect that there’ll be some sort of fudge that will be to nobody’s liking.

    • One thing’s for certain Bertie. If there’s something resembling even the sniff of a fudge, which lets them in effect fuck off but hang on to the titles and cash, the meeja will be all over it like flies on a turd. I think that generally, the public wouldn’t go for it, and the Queen must know this. These two twats have put this elderly lady in a pretty awful position if the stories about them ‘looking to get the best financial deal they can’ out of the situation are true.

      • They’re already rich beyond Robbie Williams’ dreams – what more do they want?

      • I think it’s known in medical circles as ‘Beckham Syndrome’ Ruff. Too much money can never ever be enough.

      • It was Bertie Blunt that started it.
        Beckham, Blair, Blunt, Benn.
        All these cunts are millionaires.

      • The thing is, now we’re going to have to wait ages for another Royal wedding.

      • How about Robbie Williams dieing in a fireball, that would be all my birthdays and Christmas and lottery wins all in one place

      • We can be sure that whatever happens, our IsAC correspondent will be where it happens and when it happens with an unbiased account of what it means to the British public!
        Don’t let that Kuntsberg creature or the vamp Beth Rigby get their questions in before you Ron!

      • Well my bag’s packed ready to fly off to Vancouver island for an exclusive Markle special Bertie. I’m just waiting for admin to approve the expenses!

  24. Pop psychologists have speculated he sought a wife who would pick up where his whoring mother left off and finish the British monarchy. Well played Henry I say, what?

    • Just been reading an article where that cunt Tom Bradby (who seems to see himself as a ‘confidant’) reckons that if Her and Harry ‘don’t get their way’ over Megxit, they could do ‘a no holds barred interview’, branding the royal family as ‘racist and sexist’.
      Cripes, as Boris might say. Things could get really dirty!

      • The King & Queen of wokeness accusing adults who don’t let them get their own way and freely spend other peoples hard earned money as being ‘racist and sexist’!?

        And to think some people accuse the modern left of being stupid NPC’s.

      • Do you know Shagga you could be right . . . . . . .
        “Harry’s Final Revenge.”
        He might have plotted this for years. Allegedly, bitter and twisted after his mother’s death, he has masterminded (snîgger, snîgger) the demise of The Royal Family and the mainstream media.
        Far fetched?
        Nah, not really!

      • Threatening to dish the dirt if the Firm don’t let them have their cake and eat it is pure blackmail.

        Sorry, I mean wokemail, blackmail’s racist innit.

        Be nice to see the Queen at the end of her reign go out in a blaze of glory, kicking Megum & Harry’s spoilt cunts down the road tomorrow.

        Not holding my breath however.

  25. Apparently when Gingerbollocks first started shagging this old whore MI5 did an in depth investigation of her. What they found what not impressive as you can imagine. It was left to Baldybollocks to have a word in his brother’s shell like and it didn’t go down too well.
    So Gingerbollocks had his back up from the start, no doubt encouraged by the gold digging tart herself. It was only a matter of time before it all went tits up.
    The birth of the brat sealed the deal for Meghan…….she is tied to the Royal Family for ever now.
    I feel sorry for the dim Gingerbollocks but she is just a fucking devious whore.

  26. As the song goes in Evita: Though I would not mind seeing her in Harrods, but behind the jewellery counter, not in front…..

    Dirty little cock sucking whore. Has the look of the night about her.

    Slut.

  27. Personally I’m much happier about things knowing that Labour leadership candidate Jess Phillips has given her definitive statement on things, and shown her misandrist colours in the process.
    ‘I’m sure they’ve made the right decision’ said the ugly gobshite, and when asked if she had any sympathy for the couple, responded ‘I’ve sympathy for her’. Fuck off, and stop bringing decent Brummies into disrepute.

    • Good point Sir Knee. Philips is a fucking hypocrite. Her new found luxury as a Labour MP puts her at odds with her constituents of Yardley. (One of the poorest areas of West Midlands and UK)
      This Labour witch is one of the highest claimers of parliamentary expenses and is fastly becoming the latest Champagne socialist yet her constituents who voted leave by the way are ignored by this Uber bitch who wants to suck as much EU cock as it can get.

      • Christ now I see that plutonium grade cunt Clive Lewis is gobbing off about poor Little Miss Sparkle being the victim of ‘structural racism’ in the media. Yeh right; her being a manipulative little goldigger has absolutely fuck all to do with it. Clive Lewis plays The Card shock.
        Mind you, he’s in the race for the Labour leadership and would make an outstanding leader. Guaranteed to keep Labour out of power for the whole of his tenure.

      • I was brought up in Yardley chum. It was sort of posh in 1970.
        By 1990 it really was on the decline.
        They bulldozed ‘the poolway’ last year

    • “Fuck off, and stop bringing decent Brummies into disrepute.”
      Sorry, Ron, Aston Villa did that alone today! Sorry, mate couldn’t resist that!
      😀

      • Don’t worry Bertie old son. Your comments are mild by comparison to my comments on the subject. The wife says that I’ve explored new depths of invective today, and that she’s never heard the words ‘fucking useless cunts’ used so frequently.
        Fucking useless cunts!

      • I hope they stay up though Ron. The Midlands is a hotbed of football and deserves to be represented at the top level.

      • PS You can fuck Bournemouth and Norwich.
        I’ve always had a down on Norwich since my ‘friends’ threw me into the water feature on the campus after my graduation ceremony.

  28. Okay – going right out on a limb here…

    If the Harry Hewitt bit is right (He looks fuck all like a prematurely-balding Windsor) he may well be aware that the “Firm” took out his Mother in the Paris underpass, then forced him to walk behind her coffin in front of millions of viewers… Given the chance to even the score, wouldn’t you ? Perhaps he’s been biding his time and now MM is his way out, whilst still taking their/our money ?

    • Evening Seymour. I read your post after writing mine above.
      They’re eerily similar! I think we’ve got something there!

      • Now you have uncovered their dastardly plot Blunty, watch out for the ginger assassin or a slurring Percy who offers to drive you home.

      • Indeed LL. I always make sure I enter “avoiding tunnels” in to the sat nav! How are you this fine evening?

      • Not too bad Blunty, yourself? Tbh, if ginger pubes and his media whore wife continue to pull their woke bullshit even the Canadians will get pissed once the novelty of them living there has worn off.

        We have had a monarchy for over a thousand years, there is a never ending tribe of them complete with hangers-on and we pay for it all, welcome to our world!

      • Exactly! Let’s see their reaction if they’re invited to contribute to the cost! I’m in fine fettle LL.

    • It just gets better. It’s now being claimed that the Halfwhitts told Dame Elton Bogg of their plans before they made their shock announcement. Oh well, at least they told A queen if not THE Queen.

  29. The sooner her and ginge become lodgers of Dame Elton the better. Get them off the payroll.

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