Dead Pool [154]

Posted on January 28, 2020 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Just a minute, it’s congratulations to our old mate Dioclese who correctly predicted sales of the century legend ‘Nickle Arse’ Parsons would be the next to shuffle off the mortal coil. No obfuscation or deviation, just dead. Parsons was 96 and died after a short illness.

He was a consummate gentleman and had excellent choice in female co-presesenters.

On to Deadpool 154:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

95 thoughts on “Dead Pool [154]”

Technocunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:14 pm said:

Clint Eastwood
Alan Alda
Tony Blair (please please please!)
David Jason
Felicity Kendall

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Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:16 pm said:

Lilly Allen
Bill Oddie
Lord Owen
Grahame Garden
Tim Brooke Taylor
Shirley Williams

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- Black and White Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:19 pm said:
  
  Only 5 allowed Bertie
  
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  - Jack The Cunter on January 28, 2020 at 6:21 pm said:
    
    Shirley is his Brexit bonus nom.
    And you knew naffink abaaaht it !
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:22 pm said:
    
    No! See Shaun’s latest message on Dead Pool 153! We’re playing a bonus ball! I’m assuming it rolls over to 154?
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 28, 2020 at 6:27 pm said:
    
    Yep bonus pick lasts until the end of the month.
    
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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:19 pm said:
  
  I’m excited. It’s a rollover week with a bonus ball!
  
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  - Black and White Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:23 pm said:
    
    Rollover week, Brexit bonus…I knew naffink abaaaht it.
    
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  - Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 28, 2020 at 6:26 pm said:
    
    That is correct.Every Deadpool this month contains a Brexit bonus.Pick an insufferable remoaning fuckpig in the hope that they finally explode over Brexit.
    
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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:36 pm said:
  
  PS Lily is my bonus remainer cunt.
  
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Black and White Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:18 pm said:

Jimmy Greaves
Kirk Douglas
Murray Walker
Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
Des O’Connor

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- Black and White Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:27 pm said:
  
  I’ll have Alistair Campbellend as my Brexit extra nomination.
  Maybe he wants to be a martyr and die by being pelted with Brexit 50 pence pieces.
  
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  - Liberal Liquidator on January 28, 2020 at 6:54 pm said:
    
    I hope one day he really needs a shit at a pay toilet and only has a Brexit 50p.
    
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  - Black and White Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 7:51 pm said:
    
    My bet is he’d rather shit his pants LL, and give them to Mandelson after.
    
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  - Liberal Liquidator on January 28, 2020 at 7:57 pm said:
    
    Mandelson and his Brazilian bum boy would love it.
    
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'Er Indoors on January 28, 2020 at 6:19 pm said:

Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Cleo Laine
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull

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Jack The Cunter on January 28, 2020 at 6:19 pm said:

Stanley Baxter
Dickie Davies
Bill Ward
Luke Rhinehart
John Astin

Brexit bonus pick ……..
Patrick Stewart. ( Cunt )
Thanks for the extra nom Shaun.
Bang on Dio, thought we’d missed Parsons !

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Shackledragger cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:19 pm said:

Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld

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J R Cuntley on January 28, 2020 at 6:20 pm said:

Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Nichelle Nichols
Robert Wagner

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Dioclese on January 28, 2020 at 6:20 pm said:

Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Philip duke of Edinburgh
Leslie Phillips

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Chas C on January 28, 2020 at 6:22 pm said:

Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
Andy Gill (Gang of Four guitarist)
Vera Lynn

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Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 28, 2020 at 6:23 pm said:

Genesis P-Orridge
Leon Spinks
Doddie Weir
Peter Tobin
Tom Smith (Rugby,)

Brexit bonus pick

Terry Christian

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Miserable northern cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:24 pm said:

Beast of Bolsover
Sheridan smith
Katie price
Marky Ramone
Eric Clapton

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- Miserable northern cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:27 pm said:
  
  Oh sweet! Get a extra? Paul whitehouse
  Love him but….DEADPOOL💀💀
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:32 pm said:
    
    Shame on you Miserable. We’ve got few comedy genius’s left.
    
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:42 pm said:
    
    PS I think that might have been a Cambridge apostrophe ( with apologies to Caught Spedding)
    
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Freddie the Frog on January 28, 2020 at 6:25 pm said:

Peter Sutcliffe
Henry Kissinger
Pearl Carr
Norbert Stiles
Lord Hezzelslime (die soon you bastard)

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Pedantic Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:25 pm said:

Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin

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Liberal Liquidator on January 28, 2020 at 6:29 pm said:

Raul Castro
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Thelma Barlow
Beverly Cleary

Brexit Bonus pick, floppy haired, silver spooned cuntwipe, Hugh Grant.

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Rob Knott on January 28, 2020 at 6:31 pm said:

Kobe Bryant’s goldfish
Stormzy
Harvey Wankstain
Anne Robinson
Gofer fucker Philip Schofield

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Baron Bastard on January 28, 2020 at 6:33 pm said:

Congrats Dio…

John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde

Brexit bonus pick (if indeed there be such a thing) David Attenborough.
If not, fuck him anyway…

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Mac McCunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:37 pm said:

Gary Glitter
Elton John’s
Sean Connery
Shirley Bassey
Patrick Stewart

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- Jack The Cunter on January 28, 2020 at 7:18 pm said:
  
  Sorry Mr. McCunt, I have already beamed up Patrick Stewart.
  
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Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler on January 28, 2020 at 6:37 pm said:

Giovanna Ralli
Angela Lansbury
Earl Cameron
Jimmy Carter
Little Richard

Good Shot, Dio.

Bonus Pick…James “Whalebelly” Corden…no idea what he thinks about Brexit,but he’s a repulsive Cunt anyhow. Render the Unemptied -Pisspot down for lard.

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- Shaun of the Dead 69 on January 28, 2020 at 6:56 pm said:
  
  He is a Remainder who preached for us to Remain the night before the Referendum.From his US chat show naturally.Lard arsed cunt
  
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King Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 6:42 pm said:

Jimmy Carter
Jerry Stiller
Donald Sutherland
Larry King
Betty White

Bullseye Shot Dio

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Paul Maskinback on January 28, 2020 at 6:43 pm said:

Olivia Newton John
Michael Barratt
Jet Black
Geoffrey Palmer
Frank Windsor

Well if there is a bonus shot there, then I am going for old undertaker himself, Colin Jeavons. Sorry Colin.

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CuntyMort on January 28, 2020 at 6:50 pm said:

Cherie Blair
Ben(d)over Bradshaw
Anita Harris
Cliff Richard
Jeremy Corbyn
Bonus Cunt Kier Starmer

Good darts Dio

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Cuntstable Cuntbubble on January 28, 2020 at 6:50 pm said:

Yoko fucking Ono x 4

Ken Clarke.

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Ruff Tuff Creampuff on January 28, 2020 at 6:53 pm said:

Jeremy Cuntbyn
Andy McDonalds
Richard Burgon
SIR Keir Shitstabber
Barmy Gardiner

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- Ruff Tuff Creampuff on January 28, 2020 at 6:57 pm said:
  
  Fuck you CuntyMort – beat me to it by 3 minutes!
  
  Swap Shitstabber and Cuntbyn for:
  
  Arthur Scargill
  Andrew ‘Nell’ Gwynne
  
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  - Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 7:07 pm said:
    
    Ruffy – get your 6th choice bonus choice in – valid until end of January.
    
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  - Ruff Tuff Creampuff on January 28, 2020 at 7:24 pm said:
    
    Really? In that case I’ll go for… umm…
    
    Imelda Marcos
    
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  - CuntyMort on January 28, 2020 at 7:45 pm said:
    
    Sorry R.T.C Sackcloth and Ashes donned. Mrs Cunty Mort is getting me sectioned as I type. Apparently she fucked her knitting up.
    I am a 3 times cunt tonight.
    
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The cunt man of Alcatraz on January 28, 2020 at 7:08 pm said:

Leonard Fenton
Chris Farlowe
Stan Bowles
Valerie Singleton
Michael Rodd

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- Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt on January 28, 2020 at 7:11 pm said:
  
  How long is it going to take for Chris Farlowe to be “out of time. “
  
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  - The cunt man of Alcatraz on January 28, 2020 at 7:38 pm said:
    
    Fingers crossed.
    
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Halloween Cunthook on January 28, 2020 at 7:09 pm said:

William Shatner.
Billy Idol.
Bill Wyman.
Norman Lloyd.
Lady C.

Bonus Higgley Cunton

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Joe-a-quim-cleenex on January 28, 2020 at 7:10 pm said:

Dick van dyke;
Wee Jimmy Cranky;
Baroness Hale;
Magic Johnson;
Stephen Fry

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Smug cunt on January 28, 2020 at 7:11 pm said:

Idris Elba
Isla st Clare
John of Islay lord of the isles
Leo Varodka lord of Ireland
Boaty MC boatface

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Cuntsville on January 28, 2020 at 7:14 pm said:

Des Lynam
Meatloaf
Tom Wilkinson
Carl Reiner
Mel Brooks

Brexit Bonus: Robbie Williams. Cunt!

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Deploy the Sausage on January 28, 2020 at 7:28 pm said:

Madeleine albright
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Larry king
Ozzy Osborne

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- Deploy the Sausage on January 28, 2020 at 8:15 pm said:
  
  Bonus: bill treacher
  
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- Ruff Tuff Creampuff on January 28, 2020 at 10:36 pm said:
  
  Sorry to be the bringer of sad tidings Deploy, but that Miserable northern cunt cunt has nabbed Dennis Skinner…. 😭
  
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  - Deploy the Sausage on January 29, 2020 at 5:58 pm said:
    
    Oh no what a cunt! I’ve had skinner for years!
    
    …ok, dianna ross.
    
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  - Deploy the Sausage on January 29, 2020 at 6:02 pm said:
    
    Can’t see skinner on there ruff… scrub ross I’ll stick with skinner.
    
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Dick Dribbler on January 28, 2020 at 7:39 pm said:

Irene Papas
Bernard Ingham
Eileen Derbyshire
Precious McKenzie
John Landy

Brexit bonus Vivienne Westwood

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- Wanksock on January 29, 2020 at 12:42 pm said:
  
  Auntie Viv is one of my customers so I hope you don’t win Dick 🙂
  
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