Billie Eilish

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Billie Eilish is a cunt…

Just how much lower can popular music sink? It’s bad enough having tuneless knobheads and watered down piss like Ed Sheercunt and Lewis Capaldi, but now this horrible, “look at me” cunt is everywhere. Not only is she unbelievably shite, she looks bloody awful to boot.

Once the music world was full of real and talented women: Olivia Newton John, Kate Bush, Lulu, Shirley Bassey, Grace Slick, Kiki Dee, Linda Rondstadt and so on. Now? it’s self-indulgent, pretentious cunts like St. Vincent (don’t laugh), Lana Del Cunt, Paloma Horse Face, or Billie fucking Eilish.

Do they clone these moaning, miserable, up themselves cows somewhere?

Nominated by Norman

100 thoughts on “Billie Eilish”

  1. Apparently, this Eilish thing is providing the next Bond movie song. So expect a Bond theme telling us how despicable whitey is and how great wimmin are. And is it just me or does this Eilish bint really look like she completely stinks of pish?

  2. Having had a look at the face on that thing, two things come to mind. Either centuries of half assed enbalming, or a lack of vitamin S in the diet.
    Hint another discription for it is Gentlemans Relish.

    I’ll get my coat!
    TAXI

  3. I’d never heard of her until about 2 weeks ago.

    I remember being 17 when Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera had their first songs out and I’ve had many a naughty thought about them both.

    How did we get from Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera bearing their midriffs to this mardy cow?

  4. I will only acknowledge her Stella genius if she is fully “Woke” ie walks everywhere, travels to European destinations in a zero carbon high tech quadmeran crewed by low emission eco pygmies, generates all her own power for concerts etc, becomes Greta thundertwats fairy godmother and fucks off on an interstellar solar wind powered space craft with a selection of fuckwit luvvies trained in the art of brown nosing and believing the shite they constantly spout.

  5. I instantly like Billie a tad bit more since she won album of the year and snubbed ariana grandes cuntbox. Hate that stuck up cunt and I don’t care if ariana grande is Italian, she’ll always be a dirty mexican bitch to me

    • I take it back the retarded little cunt actually cucked herself and said ariana deserved to win in her acceptance speech… How fucking pathetic to do that after a win and also any cunt who dyes their hair lime fucking green deserves to be shit on

  6. Olivia Newton John , Kiki Dee, lol wtf, are you Mary McFly and come from 1979,
    if shes a cunt, your just a irrelevant old cunt, bet you were a denim jacket too

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