A drive-by Cunting for The Media.
It’s amazing how many interviewers and pundits seem,since the Election. to have decided that they actually thought that Labour’s economic policies were wrong, their betrayal of the Brexit vote wrong,Corbyn a Marxist fool,Abbott a joke etc…..never a word about any of it pre-election.
They did seem however to have plenty of views of Johnson and his Brexit policy which they were only too keen to air.
Amazing how so many experts were able to see the truth about Labour but didn’t have a bad word to say about them until after the election.
Fuck them.
Nominated by
Dick de Pfeffel Foxchaser-Fiddler
In some ways I feel almost sorry for Steptoe. All these libtards backed him to the hilt, with their tongues up his shitbox. Now we all know that libtards can never be wrong so they can’t accept that people don’t want their fucking EU, don’t want yet more immigration, don’t give a fuck about primitive religions, or poofs, trannies or Greta fucking Thunderbirds. No, there must be some cunt to blame and what better scapegoat than old Catweazle?
Watch them elect another Corbyn-lite, stick their tongues up her arsehole and do it all over again. They just don’t get it.
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I had to watch Love Actually the other day to keep my beloved happy. Although it was made 15 years ago I was struck by lack of similarity to the part of the country I operate in- Derbyshire and Nottinghamshire. Plenty of ultra smooth people who seemed to do fuck all in the terms of work yet had money to spare. We really do have Two Nations as Disraeli suggested .
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Two? It’s more like the United Nations, I don’t believe there is a single country not represented here, and a good number of the cunts are probably here illegally, on benefits or, more likely, both.
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I did my best. I really did! What am I talking about? Bear with me, I’m getting there! It’s the fact that Brexit, despite being decided(well almost) still has the capacity to divide and cause arguments in families.
My son, his wife and my little granddaughter were up from the smoke to spend Christmas week with us. The conversation turns to “how did you vote?” Now, both of them have well paid jobs in the City and so I already knew that as part of the Metropolitan elite they were Remainers.
I knew they had no time for Jezza so I guessed that they had probably wasted their votes voting Lib Dem.
Briefly the conversation went something like . . . . . .
DAD : how did you vote?
SON : Lib Dem. what about you?
DAD : Conservative.
SON : It’s alright for you on a pension but it’s other people in the North who are going to suffer the most from Brexit.
DAD (feeling the glare flashed across from Mrs Blunt boring into my skull) : But this is why they did vote Tory, many of them for the first time! They are sick of this patronising attitude from Remainers.
SON: Come back in 5 years time and tell me if they still feel the same! (Super heated steam building up in Dad’s piss)
DAD : I remember in past elections, whichever party won you just got on with it. It’s happened so you’ve just got to accept it. Suck it up and move on!
Mrs Blunt interjects and brings conversation to an end.
Now, because we’ve got a strong relationship, myself and son just avoided talking politics and Christmas went off very nicely.
However, I think of the permanent damage that Brexit will have done to some families.
Brexit is the gift that keeps on giving – and TAKING.
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Not on your own Bertie.
Mrs miserable has banned any political talk over Christmas.
Both my kids are liberal millennial snowflakes.
Mrs M’s brother (gay) has disowned his family due to them voting leave.
My dad makes everyone on here seem like fuckin peter Tatchell in his political outlook.
But not one argument!
Kids didnt cry at grandads advocating of national socialism.
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It’s all a laughable charade that gets wheeled out for every new gullible generation.
As the election demonstrated nobody gives a fuck about them.
Watch the cunts squirm!
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The media are the same as the politicians; just innit to line their own already bulging wallets. When did anyone last hear a story that wasn’t awash with adjectives arranged to make it sound like a Hollywood fucking blockbuster? They give out awards now for reporters and news stories! Fancy swanky wanky night out in London’s glittering west end at some excruciatingly costly Arab hotel up Park Lane. Dinner and drinks (and I’d guess “extras” off the toilet cisterns and the waitresses tits), paid for by The Press Assisuation, whatever the fuck that is, but you can bet WE pay into its coffers somehow.
Mrs Stoat and I don’t buy a paper. We try not to watch the news as far as possible. Why? Cos it’s mostly lies and promotion-with-an-agenda.
I remember hearing trailers on Radio5 back when Tony B Liar was due to be having a cosy cuppa with Mr Chillcock. The whole ad ran like the promo for a new Bond film! All shouty sound bites and loud car-chase music.
The media are cunts and they know it.
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I occasionally flick through a Metro if my wife brings one home. I record the local BBC news on TV, then flick through that as well. I catch the news on the radio because it’s not worth switching over for 60 or 90 seconds, but most of that washes over me too.
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Not enough celebrity endorsements, that’s what did it.
The electorate are always swayed by great thinkers such as hugh grant, Steve coogan, lily Allen and stormy telling them that they’re racist, ignorant cunts, and that if they dont have millions of pounds, earned through stupid non jobs such as acting and singing, then that makes them automatically stupid…..
Always works.
Keep it up.
…and more john bercow. People really respect him and want to hear his wisdom, especially on christmas day.
Deluded cunts.
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Not forgetting Uber Cunt Eddie Izzard. What a cunt!
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Hypocrite Eddie Izzard funny how he didn’t wear his dress and stilettos when he made his begging video for UNICEF in the Yemen ,because he knows he’d get his cunt head lopped off. Have the courage of your convictions you freaky fuckin ponce.
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It’s a pity Bercow isn’t speaker anymore though. Because it means that Lindsay Hoyle can’t run for the Labour leadership.
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I noticed that all these cunts had great hindsight wisdom. Best of all was that Twatter found out, though it probably hasn’t sunk in, that it does not speak for most of us.
Every letter I type means a baby dies in the People’s NHS thanks to extreme right wingers like Boris. (copyright a gibbering fucking fool)
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The best part of all this is that these rags will now have to contradict themselves and try to squirm out of their previous allegiances if they want to remain in business.
Hypocritical bunch of cunts.
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There was one message that Steptoe got right, he wanted to ‘bring people together’ (hate that stupid phrase), yep he brought everyone together to vote against him.
The media are useless, sucking up to the left wing bullshit assuming that the rest of us will buy into the crap they put out.
Steptoe must have got something of a boost from the WASPI cunts and from Students, but even offering to reduce rail fares by a third and free broadband he couldn’t swing it against the Old Etonian who basically offered Brexit.
What does that all mean, the great British public want to leave the EU, so the 6 million who signed the petition to stop Brexit didn’t have any support from the rest of us thick cunts.
Publish that in the Sun you cunts!
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But wasn’t that the moment people lost all belief in Corbyn? After the ridicous amounts promised they forgot the WASPI women….oh, yes they will get their money as well. But you haven’t costed it? Oh it doesn’t matter this is a bonanza.
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He and crazy John claimed is was putting right an injustice so didn’t need costing (in socialism someone will pay)
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What the fuck are Wasp Women?
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Even the EU cocklicker in chief George Osborne seems to have tightened Matthew Anconna.s leash a bit – still hysterical EU outbursts but much muted now – the silly cunt is doing it out of habit., no feeling in it. The BBC still peddle the EU trash and invite Heseltine, Maggie Beckett and her wet knickers, and Blair onto their programmes, but the qu. eer peers Mandy & Adnis are conspicuous by their absence. Long may it be so. Even Ken Clarke has folded his tent and gone home.
What boils my piss with all the tabloids is that they take it turns to make sure there isn’t a day when Fuckwit David Beckham isn’t pushing his ugly family into the limelight, or that ugly whore Stacy Solomon isn’t plugging her motherhood on the front page, as if she is the first woman to open her legs and deliver a brat.
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It’s the Royal brats that boil my piss…. not content with endless photos of that spoiled-looking laddie of William’s we know have pictures of some extremely odd-looking creature belong to Harry Halfwit to contend with…I thought that it was actually a photo of a koala that had been caught up in the Australian bush-fires until I read the caption.
I bet the bastards claim Child-benefit too….utter Cunts.
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Yea that is one weird looking cross eyed cunt of a baby….
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Morning Sausage, good Christmas? Long time no cunting, Brexit fatigue eh? Light at the end of the tunnel at last though.
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Morning LL, I’m good thanks mate.
Good xmas, too much food though. Recon I’m gonna need a wheelbarrow soon to carry my gut around in if I’m not careful….
Yea been so busy at work I haven’t had time to comment or write any cuntings… been on every day to read the cuntings though and I think all the cunters are doing a fine job…. I’ll have to cunt something soon though, I miss it.
How are you LL? Good xmas?
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Very well Sausage, thanks mate.
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Nice to see that Emily Thornberry isn’t a hypocrite. She’s actually a football fan and that time she sneered at “White Van Man” for having England flags hanging from his windows during some football tournament was all just a nasty mistake..
“Emily Thornberry calls for ban on posthumous knighthoods to be scrapped, claiming football heroes Martin Peters and Bobby Moore both deserved honours
Emily Thornberry said the ban on posthumous honours should be scrapped
Said former footballer Martin Peters and Bobby Moore deserved knighthoods”
Lady Nugee aka Emily Thornberry is actually in tune with the white,working-class Man-in-the-Street and will make a fine leader of The Labour Party.
# VoteThornberry….she’s for The Common Person
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She’s pretty common herself. She looks pissed most of the time.
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Shes a fuckin lush (alledgedly)
Saw her the other week in interview an she never once opened her eyes.
Pisspot.
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It was the highlight of 2019 for me, watching these bellend celebrities trying to commit career suicide. Coogan on channel four telling a giggling Kathy Newman(the dippy tart who made a tit of herself interviewing Jordan Peterson) that Alan Partridge was thick, which made him a Tory and a brexiteer. Oh how they laughed, because they both believed it. I hope it has a lasting effect on both their careers, especially Coogan, as no one really watches channel four news. The Allen thing has had its day artistically, only in the limelight now for talking a load of shit.
As for the online media, is is so stuffed with intrusive ads, that it’s virtually unreadable. By the time the article you would have spent two minutes reading loads, and you’ve closed all the pop ups and the featured videos, and the page crashes halfway through because of all the shit trying to run, you’re saying fuck it. How that kind of advertising works is beyond me, as I will never buy anything from an ad, especially one that fucking annoys me. With luck, people will stop visiting these sites, because of the intrusive ads, and we might get readable content again. Fuck them.
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Me too Gutstick!! (Not that one). To my knowledge cuntface Coogan has not crawled out from under his rock yet; the sudden realisation that the world is not as he thought must be delicious to behold. Fingers crossed in about mid-February one of the weekly vanloads of gimmegrants he has delivered to one of his palatial pads for free accommodation – a la Mongface Allen – will notice the post piled up past the letterbox and force entry (steady) to the hallway wherein the bloated corpse of Alan Partridge will be discovered, bloated, purple and fly-ridden, swinging from a chandelier mount with a tear-stained EU flag around his luvvie neck
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In the words of Partridge “Ahaaaa!”
Cunt
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For the Partridge, in the words of Mr Fiddler, “fuck off”. Tee hee.
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Interesting how the Director General of ALBBC, is defending the corporation against allegations of biased reporting against the Tories, and in particular all things Brexit.
Clearly he has never listened to Question Time (mostly broadcast from Labour dominated London); or the Today program, or even its News programs!
The DG is actually suggesting that most of the UK population “trust” the BBC and its objective reporting. But even after the election it is quite plain they have an axe to grind mostly against Boris, while only belittling Steptoe and Labour to a much smaller extent. They even blame Boris for the appalling result for the Lib Dems ffs!
Clearly they’re back tracking just a bit so as to placate the wrath of Boris, who could quite easily fuck the BBC over and remove the licence fee and lets these arrogant cunts swim in the free-market waters!
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How long before they start claiming that everyone has changed their minds now that we know what we were voting for?
“We need a people’s general election!”
…not long I expect.
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There’s been 4 elections during this decade, all 4 won by the Tories – 2010, 2015, 2017, 2019 (okay the 2010 one was a coalition with the LibDumbs).
So the People have had plenty of time to deliberate who they should vote for, but still the end result remains the same – the Tories won, Labour lost.
They should get over themselves and fuck off. And Boris should now find his balls, realize he has a strong mandate, and fucking get on with the job of taking this country forward for the full 5 years, and not piss about with more elections every 2 years.
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Any Questions? on Wireless 4 became unlistenable with all the luvvie Remainers and the arse-licking EU loving audience lapping up the over the top pronouncements “Jesus wants me for a sunbeam and to vote to Remain” would elicit a cheer as well as the endless applause. That hand-fed, self-selecting, self-righteous self satisifed BBC audience that probably christen their windowboxes Brookfield., and think Melvyn Bragg is an intellectual Cunts to a man and woman.
Even after Brexit was confirmed a couple of weeks ago they had old Bunny Beckett on the programme shitting herself with disgust.
even alleged “comedy” shows in the 1830 spot like Sorry I Haven’t A Clue would bring in anti-Brexit jokes and Now Show and News Quiz had to be heard to be believed. Wireless 4 made BBC television sound almost neutral
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Fickle media,
I recall an interview with Martin Bell, he popped down saw us, we did his security, told him where to duck and not to stand.
About 10 years later I got to see the archive footage, had we known………..
“Yes that’s fine Martin, You will get better light and camera angle, just stand over there,we will stay here, dont want to cramp your stile”.
Boom! cunt fickle media wanker
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Nicely fucking buzzed right now cunters, had the cherry liqueur goo gin shot, wallbanger and just started to sip on this eggnog celebrating new years a little early… Cheers
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I must admit, since the election, I’ve been watching a load of shite unfunny “comedy” programmes that I’d previously given a wide berth. Mock The Week, HIGNFY and, in particular, that soppy lefty limp-wristed wankfest, The Last Leg. It’s bliss watching the cunty presenters and even cuntier audience put a brave face on it and, surprise surprise, largely ignore the fate of Steptoe, libtards and remainers everywhere. It’s fucking brilliant knowing that they’re all seething inside. During one such crap broadcast, we had the permanently unfunny David Baddiel and Pish Kumar, who was no doubt still smarting after his bubble bursting heckling at a dinner. Both Baddiel and Kumar prattled on about racism, then launched into a tirade about Boris, repeatedly using the word “gammon”.
Do as we say, never as we do. Hypocrisy at its finest.
Fuck them all.
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Libtards also bang on about hurtful hate-crime words which, in their fucked up way of thinking, should mean people should be arrested and imprisoned.
However, they’re quick enough to spit out vile words to those people who disagree with them, not least calling them “gammons” “stupid whiteys” and “bigots”. But again, in their fucked up little bubble, it’s perfectly justified.
And then they wonder why their party got trounced yet again!
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A good reason not to trust Labour, even in their more “sensible” years:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7829179/Labour-politicians-met-communist-spies-month-Cold-War-report-claims.html
Today of course it would be worse.
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I just cant wait for the labour inquest/conversation on how it could have possibly all gone tits up before they select the next utterly thick deluded commie that they will all tell us with a staight face is the saviour of the party/country.
Its quite fun to watch the twats.
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Oh my god i’m so drunk right now after all that booze I drank, heres some sad white girl music for all you sad drunk romantic cunts like me cheers cunters https://youtu.be/xEVGkrbuS5k
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These cunt can stick their entire woke agenda. It turns out no one but a few people on twatter give a fuck about “diversity,equality and inclusivaty.”
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Really tickled me to see Private Eye’s sudden reverse-ferret in the last issue before the election. Apart from a couple of cartoonists who had snuck in anti-EU jibes “for balance”, since the referendum, with increasing hysteria, PE has obsessed with the badness of Brexit, and, like the Crauniad and BBC, pointed the readership in the direction of centrist (-Limp Dump + Blairite) opinion. They laughed happily at Old Labour, too, ho, ho, ho. Then, when it was obvious the centrists couldn’t stitch up a common opinion and Swinson had become as popular as herpes, suddenly, for one issue, Steptoe could do no wrong. Last chance saloon, eh, Hislop? What a cunt.
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Hislop is a ghastly smug cunt, with a face that deserves to be twatted with 2 by 4!
PE used to be quite informative/humorous/ironic during the Pre-Referendum days, but ever since then it has become a one-agenda rag, while probably demonizing 52% if ts already minuscule readership!
Again, the PE likes to rip Tory rags like The Daily Telegraph for its “blinkered reporting” and “Tory loving rhetoric”, while completely missing its own irony!
Shurely Shome Mishtake?
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What a cunt indeed Komodo. Soft as shit. An example of one corrupted by fame. Gone native. I wonder what Christopher Booker would think. So tame.
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But it never used to have an ‘editorial’ like that. You got by osmosis the political views which was always euro-skeptic. In fact the only place for many a year.
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Yes, Miles, my opinion too. Ingrams was the last of the Anglo-Catholics (s.l.*) with fundamentally conservative opinions but open to different suggestions. Here’s Ingrams in 2008:
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/columnists/richard-ingrams/richard-ingrams-wed-vote-with-our-feet-if-the-eu-gave-us-half-a-chance-847904.html
*Great fan of Belloc and JB Morton, too
Hislop’s just riding Ingrams’ coattails: he’s brought nothing to the magazine which wasn’t there before.
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Tonights Dead Ringers on Wireless 4 (a review of th decade) was just 28 minutes sneering at Boris, The Donald and Brexiteers. One minute to have a mild dig at Diane Abbott. Very balanced.
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@Komodo. Glad you saw that pattern in the mag over the months. It actually boiled by piss in extremis ! Im now waiting for the anti EU diastribe to emerge , as surely it will. His Slop is a cunt !
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Trebles all round!
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It’s Grim Up North London is still great though.
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The Press are owned…..and that is the problem. Trumpet pieces for the cunts who have the dosh to buy the rags out. A really big story that was sat on, was the Jo Swinson ( Husband ) debacle , whereby she ( Swinson ) failed to register her husbands interest, failed to declare and disclose that interest, and allowed the EU to bankroll and support he campaign contrary to the rules of Election as reuired in the administartion of elections, by the Electoral Commission . The £3.4 Million given annually, by the European Commission to the BBC ( with the requirement to “further promote the interests of the EU “( as a condition of receipt ) which incidentally was increased in the months leading to the Election.
Im sure members of this site share my cynacism of the “Bought and Paid For ” Press.
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Sorry to deviate from this cunting, but I’d also like to say that even Cuntryfile (not a typo) has now gone all political.
What was once a nice piece of escapism, used to be about red squirrel conservation or people going walking in National Parks has now become a political tool to tell me how I am single-handedly the biggest bastard ever for using a car, plastic bags, going on holiday abroad once every 3 years (if that) I am destroying the planet. How about that then? What a cunt I am?
I was going to nominate it but I can’t be bothered to write it up and looking back someone has already done it much better.
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You are a cunt indeed. I use my own bags when shopping, don’t currently drive, haven’t been able to afford any sort of holiday in over 10 years and am currently in contention for the Greta Thundercunt Medal for Carbon Neutral Useless Wanker of the Year.
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I have much in common with you, moggie. But I am doing my bit to cure overpopulation – or so I am told – by emitting noxious particulates from my woodburner. Think positive!
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You’re ruining her future, I approve.
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Spot – fucking – on! Even Laura Cuntburger of the blessed BBC came out after the election to say that the people who tried to block UK independence for the last 3 years will be harshly judged by history, but not a word to say about it until now funny that. We’ve dealt with the marxists and the remoaners, time to deal with Al Bibi.
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