Let’s wave our Social Justice Warrior flag please, for an oh-so-gentle cunting for the new “Baby of the House” (Parliament that is) for this young lady – a real Identikit toddler in the big naughty world.
Nadia really ticks all the boxes – mixed race, single parent upbringing, been looking for minimum wage work, a real working class hero, a nice little girl who became active in politics six years ago (at 16) because of the bedroom tax, who plans to give some of her wages to local good causes – and she thinks that “Strike Funds” constitute a good cause.
Little Nadia believes it wasn’t being left wing that caused Steptoe’s problems – it was, of course, Brexit. This fountain of youth, this old head on young shoulders (is she not fragrant? Like fuck she is, you can almost smell the shit on her knickers) believes they have “many” MPs who would make good leaders – though I suspect she would prefer Rebecca Wrong-Daily to Dame Keir, and perhaps wouldn’t mind Big Dick (Burgeon) on the dream ticket. We don’t know, because she hasn’t vouchsafed that information. What a pity.
What can a fucking wet behind the ears, SJW of 23 contribute to Parliament and her party? Fuck all. She will just be another little piss and wind cutie.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
There have been in the past great intellects from both sides of the extremity of political opinion namely Enoch Powell and Michael Foot, how would you compare yourself to those two my dear, I would not attempt to even contemplate forming an answer luv. I suspect the extent of your input over the next five years will be to parrot the usual austerity diversity issues anything beyond that would be another world to you.
No doubt you will persist with the delusion you are a meritorious politician with great insight, and of course the cow jumped over the moon. fuck off
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