Nadia Whittome MP

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Let’s wave our Social Justice Warrior flag please, for an oh-so-gentle cunting for the new “Baby of the House” (Parliament that is) for this young lady – a real Identikit toddler in the big naughty world.

Nadia really ticks all the boxes – mixed race, single parent upbringing, been looking for minimum wage work, a real working class hero, a nice little girl who became active in politics six years ago (at 16) because of the bedroom tax, who plans to give some of her wages to local good causes – and she thinks that “Strike Funds” constitute a good cause.

Little Nadia believes it wasn’t being left wing that caused Steptoe’s problems – it was, of course, Brexit. This fountain of youth, this old head on young shoulders (is she not fragrant? Like fuck she is, you can almost smell the shit on her knickers) believes they have “many” MPs who would make good leaders – though I suspect she would prefer Rebecca Wrong-Daily to Dame Keir, and perhaps wouldn’t mind Big Dick (Burgeon) on the dream ticket. We don’t know, because she hasn’t vouchsafed that information. What a pity.

What can a fucking wet behind the ears, SJW of 23 contribute to Parliament and her party? Fuck all. She will just be another little piss and wind cutie.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

90 thoughts on “Nadia Whittome MP”

      • To be fair, I’m still fantasising about the ‘fuck Boris’ NHS wannabee, from the previous nom..

      • No way this little cunts 23!
        Look at that forehead!
        10sqft of forehead because shes receeding, bald as badger by 30 !
        Shine my shoes Nadia then fuck off you little fuckwit.

      • I fantasise about thrashing the gobby bitch to within an inch of her life and then shoving the handle of the whip up her unwashed privileged anus.

    • You off yer trolley? I’ll dick, more or less, anything. No such thing as too; ugly, fat, rancid, etc. As long as they can gagged and paper bagged, I’ll dick ‘em. I wouldn’t dip this for The Duke of Pork’s Cayman Islands bank account.
      If she was a Tory MP, now that would be a different matter.

  2. She looks like she should be in school doing her A levels. Wonder if she’s ever had a proper job, or if she’s just another apparatchik?

    • You are aware Ron that the ladies of the night “offer A-levels” on today’s online equivalent of the old grubby cards in telephone boxes? 😀

      • Is this the one who was selected from al all-female, BAME-friendly, (i.e. anti-male, anti-white) choice?

        Psh. Don’t you just love meritocracy.
        🤢

        Good win for Villa against us last night, Ron. Truth is, I’m glad we’re out of it.

      • …and some Jap teen, Bertie.

        Klopp’s just keeping the seat warm for when Stevie G takes over.

      • I think your right. Stevie will probably be his assistant for a year before he goes.

      • Naa, why would Stevie G be Klopp’s assistant? They should keep Klopp on to clean Gerrard’s shoes while he’s the manager.

      • Not even as subtle as that Ron, just means they’ll gladly take it up the Gary Glitter (A for anal)

      • Thats classed as additional, and costs more, although on one occasion (sorry two) i have had professional services to stick something up mine as part of the package!!!

        I declined!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Why have these new women MP’s like this little girl and Rosie Cooper all got big chins? Chin up love, I’m really looking forward to your maiden speech.

  5. She must be in one of the ‘labour couldn’t loose seats even if they put up a fucking squirrel’

    Why announce that you will give half your salary to charity, just do it quietly and why would anyone be looking for minimum wage work surely you look for the best job you can get with best money you can get.
    I guess what she is saying is ‘I could live on minimum wage’ either mummy has shit loads of cash, she has a boyfriend with shit loads of cash or she is fucking bonkers.
    CUNT.

  6. Aye mushroom pilau rice and a garlic naan.
    Cheers luv.
    Politics?Hard done by?
    Shut up then fuck off.

      • Yes!! I just couldn’t think what or who but that’s spot on!

        🎶 Oompa Loompa Doompada Dee
        We have a job as big as can be
        What do you get when you do what is banned?
        You get the Oompa’s of Loompa land. 🎶

  7. Another St Greta in the making no doubt – just pull a few faces, and scream “How dare you!” and all of a sudden she’ll be on the front cover of Time Magazine.

    Of course how she will fare during PQT, and she gets called a few names by Tory boo-boys will be interesting. No doubt she will be offended and go running off to Twitter and play the usual cards.

    • What is it about Christmas Admin? It seems to bring out some very unsavoury characters!

      • I suspect he wears a wooly hat and lives in his mom’s basement, paying no rent out of his benefits

      • He seems a nice boy.
        Fuck me admin, your not exactly Colombo are you?
        Could of told you hes from London!!
        Only other place he could be from is Brighton

        No he works there, weekend he moves, probably to Brighton you may be right.

  10. Well, you can fool some of the people all of the time.

    Not the miserable, black hearted cunts here though.

    Baby of the house, Stalin’s left bollock!

    I wouldn’t turn my back on the stabby, suicide bomb cunt!!

    • The news of your death must be exaggerated.

      Unfortunately his commute took him close too a shit bag on the same IP, so logic dictates cull them all (well my logic) but he is ok.

      • Death of my spectacular cuntitude, absolutely!

        sorry you were in the wrong place at the wrong time, You didn’t bump into a totally arrogant cunt with his head so far up his own arse he still able to look down on you? if you did that was the chap!

  11. Her Wikipedia entry should be the first port of call for anyone whose piss is not yet plasma. But she should be an asset for Boris to perfect his technique for dealing with mouthy teenage know-alls at PMQ’s

    A plea: God knows how she got that surname, but I once knew someone sharing it who was this young horror’s diametric opposite. Do not judge on the basis of name alone!

    • Komodo –
      Having read her wiki entry, I’m hard-pressed to imagine what you’re referring to with “piss… not yet plasma”. Also, what part of her name do you reference? Nadia, Edith, or Whittome? There’s a Whitcombe at my Nursery 🚸, but all the Nadias have been Romanian prostitutes (& wouldn’t admit to “knowing” them, but am familiar with the backs of their throats). Mummy likes Edith Piaf.

      I just skimmed through it in 45 seconds (it’s pretty short and I’m good at reading now) but it seems:-
      1) she’s a Nottingham-born chick who went to from the local comp on to Nottingham University (via Nottingham FE college – a little help in her A levels… bit thick ?) to read law.
      2) she became interested in politics, as her family background was fairly boracic (although my friend Tarquin says West Bridgford is the posh bit of Nottingham). The bedroom tax had evidently not gone unnoticed, and she though it was unfair. Daddy says it isn’t.
      3) she foolishly got badly “sucked in” to student politics at “Uni”, becoming an intern with a shadow Minister, and subsequently via the tried-and-tested route of local council politics became an MP with unusual alacrity.

      The only thing that might actually “boil my piss” (although I obviously couldn’t give a flying fuck, I don’t know her) would be if all this foolishness cost her a decent law degree. She is fortunately young enough to realise in good time the error of her ways, and rejoin the real world… leaving the PLP (or any other stripe of political 🐴-shit behind) and start earning an “honest living” in commercial or criminal barrister work… take your pick.

      If she’s really smart, she’ll specialise in EU homologation and join Freshfields or Linklaters, which will keep her in 🍀 for half a century. I had assumed on reading your contrib about superheated piss that she’d been to St Paul’s then Balliol to read PPE.

      Disappointed

      • I apologise for disappointing you. I was thinking more of Whittome then worked as a hate crime project worker at Communities Inc.[9]

        Prior to her election, she was a national committee member of pro-Remain left-wing organisations Another Europe is Possible, and Labour for a Socialist Europe.[10][11][12]

        and her association with Pat Glass:

        Glass took a prominent role in Labour’s campaign to remain in the EU in the June 2016 referendum campaign. On 19 May 2016, she apologised after calling a member of the public in Sawley, Derbyshire “a horrible racist”, which was caught at the end of a radio interview recording and reported by the media. She also added “I’m never coming back to wherever this is”.[7][8]

        than her undoubtedly praiseworthy early life.

        I thought “surname” was clear enough.

        Oxford and PPE is also a pissboiler, but different piss, different boiling point. If I’m boiling yours, maybe too much ethanol?

      • It’s strange Komodo that SRM sounds familiar. Puts me in mind of Caught Spedding. There again I could be wrong.

        Although it’s reported that Whittome studied Law at Nottingham, I’ve not found anywhere that says she actually gained a degree in it. Perhaps she was a dropout like Steptoe?

      • The same thought had crossed my mind, Bertie. Perhaps I should suggest that his Hauptwerk MIDI organ synth is a pile of shite?

        Aye, that ‘studied at’ is a likely giveaway. Seen it before.

      • Blimey!!
        Hauptwerk / Midi, you been on the Dark Web (or at the Toilet Duck)??!

        As for female MPs, Penny Mordaunt, every time. Really gives me the ‘orn.

      • Mmmm, it does have some CS undertones and the fact that out of all the comments Komodo was the target does point to your suspicions having some credibility.

      • My Toilet Duck habit has been revealed. I do not know how to express my shame, so won’t.

        Went through a digital music phase some years ago, HBH, but am now fully recovered.

      • Right about the ethanol, and sorry I didn’t read your comment very closely (surname).

        Who is CS/Caught Spedding and what is “Hauptwerk MIDI organ” about. Even a quick Google didn’t help me.. I’ve only been looking on here for a few weeks, and only started contributing… errm… you tell me. Your expertise at IsACunty history is impressive! By the way, I couldn’t get on for a bit yesterday afternoon. 👖! Was the server down?

        You’ve (komodo) also really, really got me with the “studied at.. likely giveaway” bit. I am a bit pissed, but I can’t see where I wrote “studied at”.

        I also only skimmed the wiki entry, hence didn’t read the references and didn’t see the bit about Sawley Derbyshire… either, which does sound proper cunfish.

        Whatever the mysterious CS/Caught Spedding (nerve gas?) might say, I really don’t give a flying FUCK.

        Another drinkie poo, and perhaps a spot of nasty gagging and fisting laters.

        Be seeing you, RTC 😉

      • All of a sudden, Miles’ nom the other day on “beer fear” becomes very relevant.

      • Don’t you just tire of people making up names for themselves?

        Regards, Bertie Blunt

      • TY for the link. Generations of my acquaintance’s family farmed the Fens/East Anglia. Spot on.

  13. The last time I considered giving to charitable causes was during the early days of the TV telethon.
    A celeb finished a piece to camera with, “You really can make a difference, just pick up your phone and pledge.”

    I remember sitting on the sofa, phone in one hand, tin of furniture polish in the other and thinking, now what….

    • There was an item on R4 yesterday, where some deluded woman claimed that Labour had a wealth of talent to choose from amongst female MP’S, for the Labour leadership …………..
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A !!!!!
      Oh my fucking sides !
      I nearly fucking crashed.
      Has the police ‘ Don’t listen to R4 and drive campaign started yet ‘ ?
      Get To Fuck.

      • Nearly all of the “contenders” for new Labour leader are female, and they’re nearly all hopeless. Can Labour sort their shit out by 2029? I am still basking in the afterglow of such a tremendous Conservative win, what a wonderful early Christmas present.

  16. Look at her fucking hair. Its fine making grandiose gestures like giving your wages away when your going to get 100 grand of taxpayers money for your expenses. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt . That’s better.

  17. Is She another one
    “For The Many But Not For You”
    Oh and let’s not forget The Jew👍

  18. More and more MPs are appearing that have no higher education. Angela Rayner is one who left school without any qualifications whatsover. I hope I am not coming across as elitist, but we really need the highest calibre candidates of MP, not some 23 year old sore arse who become ‘involved in politics’ by way of protesting about the ‘bedroom tax’. It seems that any cunt can become an MP and, ultimately, end up running the country. A quick tinterweb search shows that Whittome studied law, but I haven’t seen anything confriming she finished with a law degree. Perhaps she did, but usually the candidate likes everyone to know they have a degree.

    Whilst I am on the subject, the term ‘bedroom tax’ still pisses me off royally. It is not a fucking tax. You can only be ‘taxed’ on what you earn. If the local authority provides you with a home, either rent free or heavily subsidised then you are not paying a ‘tax’ by having your subsidy reduced or being offered accommodation with fewer bedrooms when your property may have a greater need by a larger family. Now fuck right off.

    There needs to be a minimum standard as an MP. I believe this should be a degree in either a science or medical degree, not a law degree or politics/English Lit degree, nothing else. All these other cunts can go and pick cabbages on the Fens, as is the limit of their competency.

    • Broadly agree, but would include History (Western, 19th and 20th century only) as acceptable. Although ‘history teaches us that we learn nothing from history’ would be a credible objection. And a minimum of ten years’ employment outside academia should be added to the degree requirement, IMO.

  22. I want to see it come down to a choice between Flabbott and Thorybutt, to decided by ten rounds of naked hog mud wrestling on tv. It’s time the BBCunts were made to put a bit of entertainment on.

    • Good call. “Loony Leftist Lesbian” mud wrestling or jelly wrestling would be a fun sport.
      Imagine the true horror of seeing Diane Sloppopotamus wearing a swimsuit, bikini or leotard, surely one of the fattest and ugliest women ever known in the public domain.

  23. Google Images: “Umpah Lumpah”
    I’d fuck her but only cos she’s 23, and I certainly wouldn’t leave my surname.
    The public have got no business voting in politicians with basically zero life experience.
    If anyone was ever brave enough or dull enough to open her fanny flaps I bet her insides would be just as bright and garish as that big red Labour rosette, looks like an anal prolapse.
    Politicians that don’t take their full salary are just soft in the head. That old wench Leanne Wood from Plaid Cymru declined her pay rises and then endlessly bleated about it, as well as aligning herself with antifa.
    I’d give her a 4 or 5 out of 10 just now, but give it 20 or 30 years and she will be as fat and ugly as Dianne Flabbopotimus, face painted on the back of an obese cart_horse.
    I wrote a new submission yesterday on ugly lefty politicians, there are just so fucking many of them. Flabbot, Jess Phillips, and 101 more.
    Indeed it was a very well deserved Cunting, no need of being gentle or considerate, and hopefully one of my tory heros will make her cry in 2020 shortly after maiden speech.

  25. When catching the train down to London for her first day at Westminster she described it as “Like going to Hogwarts”, a pity The Great Bearded Mystic is stepping down, unable to pass on his wisdom. Well done Nottingham East, you have elected yourselves a cunt.

    • They didn’t really have a choice, the city’s full of them. And before anybody else says it, Leicester’s the same.

  26. Fantastic news!
    Peppa Pig Thornybutt has announced that she’s standing for the Labour leadership. All we need now is for Flabbott the Hutt to throw her ginormous drawers into the ring, and my year will be made!
    Bring it on!

    • Not to mention the possibility of Wrong-Daily, the Dame of Remain, Lardbutt and Blackpool donkey tribute act Jess Philips…what a shower of useless cunts.

      • It’s beyond what we could hope for, but I wish that prissy little missy Mary-Jane Benn would stand. It would be better than a blow job!

  27. ” I wouldn’t even Cunt her ”
    Ugly Politicians – Jess Phillips, Jo Swinson, Diane Abbott, Nicky Morgan, Etc.

    It would appear to be that it’s the absolute “norm” that there are so many ugly female politicians, especially in the left and “centre” but also in the right too. Jess Phillips, Jo Swinson, Diane Abbott, Nicky Morgan, the list goes on and on. Some of them might have have very large tits, but they are still grotesquely ugly. Many of them e.g. Phillips, Morgan, look like very bad transsexuals or transvestites. Flabbot looks like someone has painted an ugly face on the bag of an obese carthorse.

    Now I am not suggesting female politicians should be porn stars, lingerie and glamour models or actresses, but do they really have to be so aesthetically awful. Oh that reminds me, Wee Jimmy Crankie, the leader of the SNP. Leanne Wood the former leader of Plaid. The list goes on. I did try to submit some image files but their ugly fucking grimacing mugs cracked my laptop screen.

  28. An interview from a few years ago, within her first breath she mentions the bedroom “tax” AGAIN.
    This kind of terminology is akin to benefit claimants who use the the phrase “getting paid” when speaking about their benefits, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
    Oompah Lumpah from unemployed aspirational Christmas seasonal worker to elected MP almost overnight, on 79k but giving 44k of it away. CUNT !!!
    https://www.nottingham.ac.uk/careers/students/graduatejobs/typesofjobs/political.aspx
    Still unclear whether or not she got her degree in the end. The article even calls her a “mature student” FFS. Nottingham must be such a shithole, in all her PR photos she’s surrounded by coloured people, typical.
    https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/nottingham-news/former-meadows-care-worker-selected-3475042

  29. We can see why the country is fucked, retards electing cunts like this.

    She’s out pc’d Angela Raynor with her bonus youth and ethnic points.

    Maybe she will prove me wrong and be a great MP, but with her dogmatic hostility to anyone that’s made a success of their life I fucking doubt it.

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