Get out your hankies out and blow your nose. It’s a “boo hoo, feel sorry for me” cunting for has been, duck faced ‘actress’ Leslie Ash. Poor, dear Leslie has been on wank TV programme Good Morning Britain, telling Piers (I’m a Cunt) Morgan that she is ‘grieving’ for her lost TV career. …sniffle.
“The industry finished with me. I will never, ever have the career I had before I contracted the MSSA superbug in hospital in 2004” – so sad, so sad.
This bit part, shite fucking has-been, wants to tell everyone how much she’s lost and how terrible her life has been. Married to Millionaire ex-footballer Lee (twat) Chapman, she sued the hospital that treated her for a £5 Million payout. The full sad story’s here, if you could give a flying fuck :-
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/tv/leslie-ash-tells-gmb-the-17393036
Nominated by Lord of the Rings
As the saying goes Leslie
“Every dog has his/ her day “
She used to be somewhere on my “ would like to fuck list” but that’s not saying much as I used to follow which ever way my cock pointed ……
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‘Opening Up’ needs a cunting all of its own.
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Funny but if I recall correctly, wasn’t her tv career gettingflushed as much to do with getting that ludicrous trout pout and consuming too much alcohol as it was contracting a superbug?
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She’s had her day in the sun, so she can fuck off to the old cunt’s home and piss her knickers and dribble into her knitting.
That said, I would love to have inserted my tongue up her a’hole 20 odd years ago.
over and out
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Surely there must be a role for her in a shitty soap opera, or maybe in series 120 of Midsomer Murders as “guest corpse”
That’s where all the other knackered, unfashionable or washed up actors end up…
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Rubber lipped, guppy faced, talentless, porcine, bag of pig cum.
My heart bleeds for you,
Pardon me while I look for a Electron Microscope to play the worlds smallest violin.
Cunt!
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Fuck that kid on life support, unplug the machine now. Why I hear you ask and for what reason. Of course, some semi famous old hag needs the cash and not just cash but a cool five million cash.
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Yes, she’s taken the piss with her 5 million claim. She doesn’t need the fucking money, she’s just grandstanding in order to look relevant.
Greedy cunt. I hope she gets beheaded by a unhinged peaceful.
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That’s funny I thought you wrote buttheaded there…
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Are there any hInged ones TC?
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It is very hard to feel anything but animosity towards her. Please note that as this is the season of goodwill to all men I have reined in what I intended to write.
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She’s not a man. I think.
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She might as well be. I’ve seen far better looking trannies.
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How awful.
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The acting or the face?
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Oh the job lot.
Immense hag.
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My best moment in football when the Leeds United cunt Lee Chapman slid face first on the gravel track at Spurs. Then there’s her pout trout, looks like she sucked off a Formula One exhaust pipe. Cunts.
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I saw her do a nude shower scene in a television play decades ago. She was worth a wank then.
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ASH – Aids Syphilis Herpes
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“It’s not about the money, it’s a matter of principles…”
Never fails to make me laugh…
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Yes, and I would have loved to have been the interviewer and asked her the obvious follow-up question: ‘Well if that is the case, why are you suing the NHS for £5m? Wouldn’t £1 be enough to enforce your “principles”?’
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She was just ahead of the times. Getting the lips done, so she looked like Galen from planet of the apes was laughable when she did it, now every two bit slapper seems to have it done now. From cautionary tale to role model. What a time to be alive.
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Her performance in Outside Edge (1982) gave me the horn. Apart from that the money grubbing trout lipped cunt can fuck right off.
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My mum went into hospital for treatment, she got MRSA.
She didn’t get £5M.
She got dead….
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My dad went in to hospital for an op on his aorta.
He got sepsis…then he got dead….
I’m not mad about hospitals….
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Dog bless you, JR. That reminds me of a quote by Reginald D Hunter.
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Didn’t she used to play Ivy Tilsley ?
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Let’s face it she was lucky enough to make her name in a classic British film, Quadraphenia, and that was 40 fucking years ago. How many other things has she been in since that you could name off the top of your head? Fuck all in my case but I remember her stupid trout pout. I wonder if she got that on the NHS the stupid, attention seeking tart?
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She was in Men Behaving Badly. I think it was a live audience…anyway the laughter hysterical. It was around that time I realised I had nothing in common with the whole culture. I owned up to that fact I mean. And that was years ago.
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You would probably be more at home Miles living in Iran.
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Her part in Men Behaving Badly was little more than a prop for Neil Morrisey… 😁
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I wouldn’t mind those lips sucking the seeds out of me
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I walked into a hospital treatment room this morning to see the wife lying in a bed, after rolling her car into a ditch and suffering severe head trauma.
I said, “How are you…how’s your head?”
She said, “I can’t remember anything.” “Who are you..?”
I said, “Sorry luv…wrong room”….
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In Cats Eyes and Men Behaving Badly days, I would refer to her as Leslie Gash.
Since she decided to fuck around with her chops, she immediately departed the Maskinback Select Minge List.
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Call the RSPCA they can arrange to have her put down.
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Why can I hear the ‘Our Tune’ theme playing in the background of her whining?
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Make no mistake… she could suck your schlong like a Dyson Hoover with those lips…..What a thought ???
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Save money on aquariums by just looking in the mirror…
(Viz top tip)
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Didn’t the private trout pout surgery give he the problem that the NHS tried to correct? And weren’t there rumours of her getting battered by ‘someone’ back in the day?
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Personally, I’d beat the trout faced selfish fucking hag to death with a rusty steel pipe, but I value that piece of pipe, & it’s unfair to make it kiss her gob at high speed….
They’re lucky I’m not a NHS Doctor. I’d be like the Harold Shipmann to all ‘Celebrity’ patients. I’d euthanise all the useless fuckers.
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I imagine an advert on radio or television.
“Strapped for cash? Call Leslie Ash! 0800 something something.
Remember it’s not about the money, it’s the principle*.”
*please note it IS about the money.
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Hardly a prolific actress anyway before she decided to turn herself into a doppleganger for Sting’s mate from the Amazon . Kick her in the cunt.
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She lost all of whatever power she had when she went for blow-up lips and completely fucked herself and her reputation. She didn’t get ANY roles for years after that (until the Botox went away), and lost her place in the queue, which was eagerly invaded by better looking girls WITHOUT a trout pout. Don’t think I have ANY sympathy whatsoever with people who imagine they are God’s gift. Soubry is another one – completely and utterly fucked up any future she may have had. Idiots the lot of them.
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I don’t mind her but she shouldn’t bleat about being not on television. She shouldn’t use Botox or fish lip treatment because it doesn’t pay to interfere with nature. She should try to get a nice job on Celebrity Antiques Road Trip or Songs Of Praise or something like that.
Her sister Debbie Ash was nice in Rosie Dixon Night Nurse – 40 years ago:
https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/night-nurse-rosie-dixon-1977-5873014c
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