Kathy Readon

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This is the snivelling, whiny little cow that fell out with Greggs and lambasted them on Twatbook because one of the staff members had the audacity to talk to her! The horrible cunt suggested to her that she had become a regular – what a disgusting and inappropriate thing to say! Naturally, such abuse triggered her anxiety into overdrive to the point where she may never be able to go to Greggs again.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7690413/Woman-21-claims-mocked-Greggs-employee.html

Apparently, she fears ‘public interaction’ – the poor soul! Yet another product of modern Britain and one of the growing number of pathetic snowflakes who demand support for their mental issues. Of course, she doesn’t seem to mind her selfies being splashed all over a national newspaper, the cunt! Let’s hope that if she plucks up the courage to buy another pasty, another equally horrible member of staff garnishes it with a little something extra.

If limp-dick, dummy suckling wankers like this are Britain’s future, then God help us all.

Nominated by Captain Cuntman

97 thoughts on “Kathy Readon”

  1. What a little twat.
    Getting someone in trouble at work because he had the audacity to talk to her!
    Fuck you kathy!
    You and people like you are a big part of the problem with this country,
    Grassing mardarse millennial fuckers.
    Just hope someone sees a chance to do the same to you in work,
    See how your mental health does when facing a conduct investigation.
    Yer big mong.

    • I love this cunting and the story behind it.

      Young Ms Readon simply reinforces what cunts millennials are.

      No fucking shame and zero idea of how much the real world is so far apart from them.

      But good on Greggs. She gets all offended about being called a regular (fucking fucks sake) but by way of apology they give her a £6 voucher to spend.

      How funny is that. Brilliant.

      May I suggest in 10 years time we do an ISAC feature called ‘where are they now’

      Fuck that could provide some real laughs and hopefully a shit load of embarrassment.

  3. Hope she goes in there again to get some soup. It’ll give the staff the chance to gob or wank in it.
    This cunt sounds a couple of tiles short of a covered roof.

  4. Kathy Readon…I’d stick my tongue up your arsehole and then take you to Greggs for a date, then give you a good fuck afterwards.
    The cunt.

    • Your right spoons, one legged apparition in the background!
      Im beginning to think ISAC is haunted!
      Crusty Flaps said no such thing as ghosts, but im not sure?
      Think we need to get someone in,
      But who ya gonna call? 😀

      • Well, in all honesty, MNC, i wasn’t sure if I was going to call ghostbusters or that Derek acorra fella.
        I’m not sure I spelt his name correctly but he was on that show with Yvette Fielding from Blue Peter. “Is anybody there…?”
        😀

      • Loved watching Derek Acorah !
        Made me laugh!
        Said he had a spirit guide ‘sam’
        The ghost of a ethiopian boy.
        Trouble is sam sounds scouse!
        “Alrite der dek! Dis is sam like, yer mate from beyond der grave like”..
        Sam sounds like stan Boardman.

      • MNC, ya can of can’t. Reading that made me laugh like muttley from wacky races. I nearly choked on my saliva. 😀

  6. Millenials and their pronoun, identity politics, twatter bollox has been well and truly crushed . Cunts.

  7. Fuck’s sake, these Generation Z snowflake cunts get upset and offended over every damned thing. If someone said “bless you” after they sneezed, they would complain about being humiliated and drawn attention to and that religion is being foisted upon them. They are a bunch of spoiled brats, overly sensitive to anything and everything in daily life.

    If she fears public interaction, she needs mental health assistance for social anxiety, but seeing that she is not so socially inept and scared of chat that she cannot get her arse into Greggs every day (apparently), her whining is nothing but snowflake, white noise.

    SILLY COW.

  8. This is what all these no common sense cunts are like these days, a good hard kick in the snatch is whats required for the cunt…

    • When I look at this pathetic fucking wombat , then think what the missus was like at 21, I come to the conclusion that we are definitely de – evolving.
      Given time, we’ll end up competing with amoeba’s.
      To think that this Cunt and her ilk are the future, is enough to drive you to drink.
      The parents should be shot at dawn.
      Good afternoon.

      • Jinxed me jack.
        Lost a contract to one of those flash amoeba cunts!
        Just couldnt compete.😞

      • You must try harder, and stop wanking too. It drains you physically and mentally.
        You’ll never see an amoeba wanking.

      • I have tried Jack but its a addiction.
        Bane of my life, self abuse.
        Ruined the wedding photos!
        An grandads funerals best not mentioned…

  11. I’d be prepared to put the little doxy across my knee, pull her knickers down and give her a good smack on her pert buttocks.

      • That was dark, MNC. The ghost of Headless Bethan might appear at the foot of your bed tonight. 😀

      • Im a dark kinda bloke occasionally spoons!
        If Bethan turns up in the night shes welcome to hop on in with me an missus miserable!
        Im not ghostist.

      • At least she won’t keep you awake with snoring as Headless Bethan is without a head. She might fart a lot, though!

      • Could I ask youse two to enlighten me about this headless bethan malarkey? Before the era of the Cuntarian pillaging of the land?

      • C*ntan, she was the lady that lost her head recently after sticking her neck out the window of a train.

      • Hi Cuntan, Bethans the genius who conducted the experiment of what happens if you stick your head out the window of a express train and headbutt a tree.
        She haunts the ISAC site.
        Only me an spoons have seen her upto now hunting for her slightly dented nut.

      • Ah brilliant, thanks lads!! Bit like Vyvyan in the young ones when he kept kicking it down the track with his doc martens

      • Indeedly. 🙂 I haven’t watched The Young Ones in ages.
        “We sow the seed, grow the seed…”

      • Any hole’s a goal as they say MNC. You could spatter her headless body with ectoplasm

      • Dont worry mate she tries any of that sleepy hollow shite shes in for a shock!
        Shell get poltergoosed!
        Get allsorts on here, ghosts, ghouls, goblins, even God!
        But hes a moody fucker not like in the books.

      • Yeah him and his old boy JC were a proper pair of jokesters in the fairy story book

      • Would of been bettet if it was a trilogy!
        First one sold well!
        Bible pt3 the revenge of jesus!

      • My favourite one was where he had to go back in time to the 80’s to get some humpback whales and bring them back to the future as they were extinct then.

      • Jesus: “To hunt a species to extinction is not logical”.

        Mary: ” Who ever said humans were logical”

      • Yes I liked that one. Preferred the one where Jeebus has to go back to Vietnam to rescue the POWs though

  12. Interesting. I wonder if it had been the case that Greggs posted some form of an ingratiating message on Cuntbook she would have complained.

  13. I think she would be a munter. There is no pic beyond her whole dial in the camera anywhere and deep down if she is in greggs every day enough to be callled a regular for buying the same pizza, odds on shes a fat cunt on top. Nothing wrong with that, just sayin

  14. This lot are going to demand electronic home schooling and an end to job interviews as being confrontational.
    In other news the half wits at some university have had a statue of a Scottish soldier removed who fought in the fucking Boer War. Our treatment of the Boers was not good but I have never known an Afrikaner who had such a precious, half baked outlook.

  15. 15 minutes of fame!

    Famous for being a snowflake cunt, actually I think that should be real award, does what it says on the tin.

    Dum, dum, dum……. ‘Snowflake Cunt of the Week’

    • There shouldn’t be an encouragement of so-called snowflake behaviour.
      Instead, an encouragement of commonsense and self-respect would be better, SOI.

  17. Who the fuck are these mutants and where do they all come from?
    Have they escaped from a laboratory?
    They want putting back in it and horse shampoo rubbed in their eyes.
    Fucking silly cunts.

  19. I looked at the photo and though “Miss Piggy”, I then read the article and the news link.
    My thoughts:
    The employee of Greggs is probably familiar with the muppets and the damage that a diet of junk food will do, as a kindness he suggested that a died of carbohydrates might not help her long term prospects in life unless perhaps Wallace and Grommet’s “Matter of loaf and death” were adapted to stage and she auditions for Piella Bakewell.
    So I don’t quite understand the face book outrage against Greggs, previously they allowed a woman to indulge in cannibalism and were lambasted on social media, and now a simple bit of advice (Don’t eat this shit, you will get fat)and social media outrage.
    I wonder, when I buy tobacco it is covered with pictures of deformity and slogans like ” Smoking makes your knob smell of kippers” and I have no right to complain about it.

  20. I’m fed up of cunts with 1st world problems!

    Get a fucking life for Christ’s sake!

    Cunt!

    • “My worst fears happening all at once!”

      Yeah just like being in the Somme in 1916!

      Cry me a fucking river you fucking millennial, wankstain, snowflake bint!

    • Or:”Get a fucking for Christ’s sake.” Obviously what she needs is to pull a train for her local Gregg’s staff. She’d be the better for it.

  21. …she defended her complaint and explained that due to anxiety, the staff member’s joke was like her ‘worst fears all happening all at once’.

    Lord preserve us. When a counter staffer at my workplace canteen remarked that he hadn’t seen me lately, and thought I was a regular, I was immediately surrounded by zombies shouting for my brains, struck by lightning, frozen by an Arctic blast, knocked over by an earthquake, caught ebola and expired in unthinkable agony as I fell into the lasagne tray. I feel her pain, or would if I were still alive.

    Wonder what her worst fears actually are, and how I can make them real for her?
    This must be close to snowflake cunt of the year, for which no category so far exists. I’ll put this thought in the suggestion box.

  22. Hasn’t she got warm friendly eyes , oi Kathy scrape your hair back and you’d look like that deaf and dumb cunt off stingray !

    • #Marina! Aqua Marina. Why don’t you say you’ll always stay close to my heart#
      Something like that.
      “Anything can happen in the next half hour!”

      • Matt Munro. That’s the fella. He sang the ending song for Stingray and the song for that James Bond film with the Australian fella and Diana Rigg.

      • Bum! I got that mixed up. It wasn’t On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, is was From Russia With Love with Sean Connery. My memory.

      • The intro always scared me. “This is the voice of the mysterons. We know you can hear us earthmen”

        Those Angels…Destiny, Rhapsody, Symphony etc woof.
        Although, I did like lieutenant Green. Not in THAT way!

      • It’s ok spoons you’re among friends – nothing wrong with admitting you like the thought of the lieutenant tenderly bending you over his command desk and administering his great big wooden stiffy to your quivering bottom

      • Sure Portishead had a album called ‘mysterons”.
        Never liked those Gerry Anderson puppet things as a kid.
        Liked Rentaghost, wacky Races, monkey, and Tarzan.
        The one with Ron Ely, with cheeta the chimp an Jai the little mexican kid,
        Dunno how a mexican kid was in Africa? But good anyway.

      • Whether the puppets had to do something intricate with their hands, it would cut to a close-up of human hands doing it. Those were the days. Haha 😀

      • Best thing since done with puppets (“marionettes”) was Team America by South park boys, that was ahead of it’s time where the moose limbs are concerned

      • Didn’t those shows all used to say “filmed in supermarionation” or something equally twattish at the start

      • Bet the bloke who made those puppets for Gerry Anderson would snarl through gritted teeth “theyre marionettes actually.” Hehe.
        Yeah Rentaghost was good, Timothy claypole the medieval jester? Gadzooks!

  23. Jesus H Christ. What will become of these fuckers when some real hard times in life come my way? Illness, accidents – they’ll fucking implode

  24. Know what? I hope this petulant spoilt little slag gets something really big and serious to be ‘traumatised’ about… My mum lost two kids in the same year (one knocked down, the other cot death), then later in her life she died from the Big C… Yet she never made a song and dance about any of it… This liittle sack of snowflake shit needs a big illness or disaster… A plague on the horrible little cunt….

  25. Gregg’s is shite anyway, but they are even worse now for letting this pumpkin headed bug eyed little shit know that she can get away with such dirty tricks and disgraceful narcissism…

    An apology and a voucher? Nice one, you thick corporate shit selling cunts…

    • Im common as shite an even I wont eat from Greggs!
      Tastes minging the filthy fuckers.

  26. ‘Worst fears’???

    Stupid little tart. I’ve been to a cardiac arrest and a hanging, today. Have a chat with the deceased families about their worst fears. I weep for the future.

    • Have a heart, DCI. The poor little thing was obviously terribly traumatised by the thuggish assistant’s display of toxic masculinity. I sincerely hope that she can find a safe space, and obtain the years of intensive counselling she so clearly needs to assist her with the life-changing psychological damage she’s suffered. Those suffering with the utterly debilitating condition of Perpetually Offended Syndrome (POS) need our unflinching support.

  27. When you think that young men unselfishly went to war and fought for freedom knowing that they could be killed so others could live in a better world (debateable).
    Compare the snowflake generation now and wonder what has gone wrong with this spoilt, me me me, I want democracy on my terms and my terms only.
    Kathy Readon, enjoy your bit of fame while you can, there is another snowflake around the corner just biding their time to take your place.

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