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Breaking News, It looks like London is in for a record breaking year, Last year closing at 137 Murders (after the Christmas rush). This year looks to be exceptional with the running tally at 142 today.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/12/05/london-murders-2019-violent-killings-capital-highest-level-decade/

 

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  1. Brings a tear to your eye. We Brits can still lead the world when we want to! All together now Lily, “Rule Britannia…..”

  2. Makes us provincial cunts jealous. I am confident the Mayor and the local champagne Marxist MPs will sort it out.

  3. How intolerant of you Admin. Don’t you fucking cunts realise high rates of murder are a cultural staple in nameless bongo-bongo states? May you feel culturally enriched, as you lay in the gutter, pissing out blood, riddled with holes in your near lifeless body.

    Also, what’s the high rates of acid attacks now in London? I wonder where that tradition started.

  4. Londistan Mayor can blame it all on the nasty Conservatives and Brexit .
    Not to worry though John McDonnell will be along shortly to Nationalise knife crime along with everything else
    Labour For The Many But Not For You Especially if You Are Jew

  5. Londonistan should be renamed Londonistab. It makes you feel so proud to have this place as our capital.
    ‘Diversity is our strength’.

  6. Think of all the buildings that will go undersigned because of the loss of so many aspiring architects

  8. “Welcome to the 2028 World Olympic Championships from the newly-independent Scotland and the Finals of the Men’s Knifing event. As you know, Scotland went out to the USA (with President Sturgeon calling for a rematch) and England comfortably beating Sweden in front of the EU President, Greta Thundercunt.

    England, cheered on by PM Pigberry, will be hoping to be crowned World Champions despite the presence of President Michelle Obama. There are two strong teams out there today, packed with the best drug-dealing darkîes both countries could muster.

    And there’s the starting gun… No, that’s just the substitutes warming up…”

  9. 142 murders according to Wireless 4 at lunchtime – yet still Kahn has that shit=eating grin on his face and the condescention in the voice. The smug cunt knows he is bound to in again next year, though I am certain drag queen Blairite had his name down for 2020. No chance – a Parking Stanley takes precedence over a raving poof even today.

    • Izzard could never be Mayor of Londonstabistan. The peacefuls are never going to vote for a raving iron.

      • Despite their thinly disguised penchant for young boys, although I’m told that they genuinely don’t see that as gayness

      • As long as they are in the saddle so to speak and the lucky receiver is too young to grow a beard then that is OK. Filthy fucking deviants.

  11. Cunting old Luvvies Steve Cooghan and Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters are backing Labour. Talk about Turkeys voting for Christmas. I hope Corbyn taxes the hell out of them . Never could stand Waters he’s an up his own arse opinionated Virtue signaling arrogant Fuck who keeps performing never ending performances of the dull as hell “The Wall ”

    • Saw that earlier FF,
      Fuck Rodger Waters the rich hippy cunt, but gutted by Steve Coogan,
      Massive Alan partridge fan, liked saxondale too.
      So to know hes a luvvie arrogant prick depresses me.
      Oh well.
      Steve coogans uncle worked for a firm I was subcontracted too, he was a orrible cunt too.
      Must run in the family .

      • He’s a prize cunt mate, made a big point out of how Alan partridge’s return to BBC was going to be an attack on stupid Brexit voters

      • Is he? Didnt know that.
        Knew he was a right twat though.
        Bet Dave Gilmour would agree.
        And poor old syd Barrett.

      • Well if Labour lose tomorrow it will be a Brick Out Of Their Wall. Gilmour is a total cunt anyway along with his twat of a stepson

      • Waters destroyed Floyd with his ‘Daddy issues’ and endless anti British Army bullshit… He forced Rick Wright (RIP) out of the band and then they put out the Waters ego wank known as The Final Cut (should have been The Final Cunt)…. The pompous old schlong has been either peddling his Wall crap or licking PLO arse for decades now…

        And Coogan purposely did a deal with the devil (ie the BBC) in order to make Partridge more PC, more ‘culturally enriched’ and to make Leave voters look stupid… The man is a total fucking cunt…

  12. Don’t worry if St Jezza gets in there’ll be much much more of this wonderful vibrancy as he wants a ‘sensible’ immigration policy ie let every fucker in.
    It’ll will also become a hate crime to criticise the stabbing community obviously.

    • A ‘sensible’ immigration policy? What’s the fucking point? That’d be like trying to stick a band-aid on a pair of blown off legs and calling it a fucking day.

      It’s categorically over for the UK.

  13. It’s so racist that us whiteys don’t feature as much as the dark keys in these stabbing stats. Come on Government, make something up, like you did for the “right wing extremists” so we could compete on equal terms with the Islamic terrorists.

    • Don’t you worry, stabbings aren’t that important; police budgets are fully dedicated to policing the ‘interwebz’ which results in a ‘friendly’ visit at your door if you make mean tweets and Facebook posts about certain bearded rug-pilots and fruit-flies.

      • I agree, Lord C. The native crackers are letting us down. Get out there and get involved! Get stabbing!
        Get Stabbing Done.

      • That’s a great slogan. It would look good on a giant wall of polystyrene blocks. Then a couple of ‘wiggers’ could drive a souped up Renault Clio through it.

      • When anyone mentions those adverts I always think of the Smith and Jones sketch, the bloke is out kerb crawling and he spots a brass. He stops the car and she walks over. Then as she reaches the car his face drops and he exclaims “Nicole??” to which she of course replies “Papa!!”

  14. If there is a Labour/LibDumb/SNP pact that brings about a coalition government, then my wife and I are fucking off abroad (Canada most like given that my wife has relations over there so it should be easy to meet their point-scoring immigration rules – unlike over here of course)

    This country is fucked already, but if Corbin/Swinson/Krankie get into power then it will be fucked in all three holes and spunked over by complete cunts for at least the next 4 or 5 years

  15. Someone on this site pnce commented that the UK was embroiled in a race to the bottom.

    In the words of St Greta of Asperg, HOW DARE YOU!

    We are apparently at the top of this league table.

    Cunts

  16. A true reflection of multiculturalism, diversity and liberal values.

    The only way to make a difference, stop reporting it, cover it up and pretend it’s not happening, maybe suck my dick Khan can get some pointers from Sweden.

    CUNTS!

  17. It’s all caused by the whitey in the woodpile…….the Fuhrer Trump sowing hate and division on the streets of Londonstabistan. Impeach the cunt now! Meghan for President!

    • World domination for St Meghan will have to wait Freddie, she is taking a six week sabbatical from her royal duties before launching her new charidee foundation in the US. She wont keep her woke cunthole shut for six weeks though.

      • A sabbatical? From what? Waving at people from a carriage and trips to Africa? Slothful socialite cunt. Probably pricing up mansions in the richer areas of Hollywood.

        I wonder who’ll get custody of the little Quarter-blood.

      • Not Ginger Pubes, he’ll drop his down the loo or leave him on a private jet. If he has any sense he will use the time wisely to sniff out no string encounters with upper class slappers who have no opinion on anything.

      • “I wonder who’ll get custody of the little Quarter-blood.”

        I had hoped they would have named him Arnold.

        Arnold Quarternȋgger would have been such a great name.

    • That’s not gonna happen Fred. Look how it turned out the last time they put one of those cunts in the White House,

  18. Shows what can be achieved when you have a total cunt in charge . Keep up the good work citizen Khan , maybe you can double that number next year .

  19. All you can really hope is that these fuckwits being murdered would under any other circumstances be the recipients of a Darwin award, and that the fuckers doing the murdering are away long enough that their genes don’t get to propogate through the overall human gene pool.

    Sort of Eugenic Cunticide.

  20. The O’ Jays were quite prophetic with their wonderful song back in the day that got to number 14 in the UK charts in ‘72…. I think they should rewrite the lyrics though “ The blackstabbers “

  22. This week’s rising star in the stabbing Top of the Pops…….19 year old Ayoub Majdouline. (good old British name there) who knocked a 14 year old architect off a moped and stabbed him in the street. Poor old Ayoub had turned to drug dealing because he was “confused” by the Job Seekers Allowance forms. More blatant racism , if only Lily Allen had known about this poor boy.
    The victim’s mother said “he was a child, just a child.” Yeah, a child riding around on some poor cunt’s moped who was obviously the target of a drug dealer for a reason.
    There are nine million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them.

  23. If Jezza gets in we have a problem. Obviously as we increase immigration, stabbings will go up and will need more prisons to be built.

    The issue is that it seems that the only people being stabbed are aspiring architects so who is going to design said prisons.

    It’s a nightmare I tell you

  24. I think it’s about time that the government made a full apology to Enoch Powell’s family for destroying his reputation even though he was uncannily accurate with his predictions. And even though at the time the vast majority of the public and MP’s agreed with his speech, fat cowardly poof Ted Heath removed him from his post. And I also recommend bestowing a posthumous title of Lord Powell soothsayer ,scholar and patriot. Enoch was right about them fucking cunts !

    • Amen to this sentiment! I’ve often thought old Enoch was undone by the twats that couldn’t see the light. All the current coffee-coloured, multi-cultural shite could have been avoided.

      • RTC s not profiling us is he?
        Whats his game?
        I want any data about me released, its my right under the Data protection act 1998.
        Bet hes selling it to marketing companies!
        Im not happy about this.

      • RTC: What do you want?
        MNC: Information.
        RTC: Whose side are you on?
        MNC: That would be telling. We want information…information… information…
        RTC: You won’t get it!
        MNC: By hook or by crook, we will.
        RTC: Who are you?
        MNC: The Miserable northern cunt.
        RTC: Who is Number One?
        MNC: You are Number Six.
        RTC: I am not a number – I am a free man!!!

      • Hes MI6 isnt he admin? ..knew it!
        That amiable music fan persona, interest in politics?
        Interest in prosecution more like!
        When the shit hits the fan we all blame BWC ok?
        Keep your eye on you know who..👀

      • Relax cunters.

        McDonuts and Flabbott are going to abolish MI6, so I’ll be out of a job on Friday.

        Or was that MI5?

        Damn this fucking dementia!

  26. I blame Trump. If Kahn had just spent a few minutes of his time sending a few shitty Tweets about him, the problem would be solved

    • I liked David Bellamy, seemed ok, mild speech impediment, always in shorts, but as naturalists go not a preachy doomsayer type.
      David Attenborough the bbc luvvie likes to stick his fucking beak in but Bellamy didnt.
      And he was happy to ‘rummage in the undergrowth’ whereas Attenborough?
      Voice over.
      Never left the bbc hospitality suite in 40yrs the old cunt.

      • David Bellamy, his career fucked up because he didn’t sign-up to global warming.
        Said it was “poppycock”.
        Another case of being told to accept our opinion, yours doesn’t count.

  28. Unfirtunately they still reproduce faster than they kill each other these .. .. .. .. .. .. .. uh erm, london folk.

  29. Did anyone have David Bellamy in the dead pool ?
    The BBC made sure he didn’t work again when he said global warming is bollocks.

    • You could well be right Fenton. Personally, I think any TV star from the 80’s has been badly tarred by one of Rolf’s brushes. I reckon the cunts at Jimmy Savile House are playing it safe.

  30. Even if the tories win tomorrow, the simpering left will not let up. As the EU Referendum result has been disputed or even ignored, I fear democracy has died, and the election result will be regarded as the same. Unless magic fucking grandpa and that little sourtit Scottish witch win, then democracy will be restored. Cunt.

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