I think those fucking thieving cunts sky are due a cunting. We had been customers with those cuntfaced bandits for over 20 years then they decide to bunk up our monthly charge to 100 quid without even telling us. We then came back as a new customer and they offered us a cheaper deal for a sky Q box. Except the issue with the Q box is the fuckwitted engineer who fitted it has didn’t have a clue what he was doing so the box doesn’t work!! And the cunts fucked up our freeview tv too so we can’t watch that either. Those parasitic cunts should be wiped from the face of the earth for robbing hardworking people of their hard earned money. Special mention to sky sports too for persistently changing football matches too ridiculous times, I’m not too keen on going to sky fucking Middlesbrough on a Saturday afternoon nevermind a fucking Monday night!!
Nominated by Lord Cuntington
Their claim of a “Premier” every day probably draws in the suckers, the afore mentioned “Premier” will usually be some B movie shite about Mongolian duck farmers engaged in battle with Zombie donkeys in a dystopian future.
Complete set of Cunts.
Fuck ’em.
Good Morning.
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Reminds me of the “So you decided to steal cable” pamphlet in the Simpsons which is 100% accurate “Myth: You should pay for the latest quality blockbusters. Fact: Most films on cable are rated 2 stars or less, and are repeated ad nauseum”
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I was watching some shite programme on the Bangladeshi Broadcasting Caliphate the other day. It was about some bastard child of a plantation worker moaning that she doesn’t get to eat some days due to benefit cuts.
She was sat in front if a very cheap TV that had, underneath it, a SKY box!
I will ask my mate David Mammy to send some fried chicken round.
Pass de dutchie pon de left hand side…
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I couldnt live without it.
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IF there was a broadcasting award for having the most channels with the least content these isleworth arseholes would
Win it year in year out!!
The only reason I entertain these fucking charlatans is because they have tied up the sports I love, and of course that’s how they MUG their way into many British homes!!
For instance this morning I was reduced to watching grand designs New Zealand?
Why ? Well to be honest it was out of morbid curiosity, there was a couple that had decided to build a wooden house using hay bales in the roof and all walls for insulation? I spent the whole show waiting for the fire brigade to be called out!!
Fuck sky
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An overpriced bag ‘o shite in my view. I only use Sky for my broadband and telephone at the moment. As soon as they start hiking the monthly charge then I will fuck off elsewhere. I have had this game with them several times, where they transfer you to the ‘leaving’ dept, where you enter a hardnosed game of brinkmanship before they get you a slightly cheaper deal than the competitor.
I have young children, so I use Netflix, which is £5 a month, so I can suffer that. I am not into sports, so I really don’t need Sky.
Massive cunts, absolutely no doubt. They can insert their lovely grey dish where the sun doesn’t shine. Previously owned by that skirt chasing cadaver, Murdoch, but now in the hands of Cuntcast.
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Pretty much the same as Paul, phone & broadband, the haggling over deal,
Netflix my daughter pays herself.
On the upside can find some great docümentary or history show.
Addicted at moment to one called ‘america’ shows the ‘roughnecks’ building the empire state building throwing glowing hot bolts to their mates and walking without any safety gear thousands of feet in the air on girders.
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A lot of those guys were Native Americans, MNC, Skywalkers they called them. From the Iroqois tribe, I think.
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Thats right KC! Some fuckin Job that!
Dizzy watching it!
Also said that perennial gayboy film the Wizard of OZ, the lion, the costume was 100lbs and made from real lion!!!
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Also Scandinavian sailors who learnt their trade climbing the masts on sailing ships. Amazing men.
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Gave up on Sky years ago for the usual price hikes and shite content.
I rarely bother with the terrestrial channels – more so these days given their touchy-feely let’s not offend anyone liberal stance.
I’m with BT purely for the BB and LL, and will never subscribe to any TV/film service anymore because I can just use a VPN via Kodi, and the world’s my oyster. I may get the odd bit of buffering but fuck it – it’s free!
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I could be wrong (wouldn’t be the first time) but have always imagined Sky is for cunts with money to burn and swimming pools full of piss to boil, not to mention having too much time on their hands.
Surely there’s already more than enough stuff to watch on the Freeview channels (including Sky and tons of films) without paying through the nose for further Sky cuntery?
And DVDs and DVD Box sets are so cheap now. We’ve got skip loads waiting to be viewed – they’ll see me through to the day I go in the black wheelie bin, if I could only tear myself away from ISAC for a second…
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What you want to do with all those boxsets is copy them onto a QNAP NAS box, and you’ll have all those films and TV shows at the press of a button
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Is that a Top-Tip from the pages of Viz?
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There’s too much telly. Hundreds of channels, churning out vacuous shit.
Turn the Cunt off, break the spell and do something useful, is my preferred course of action.
Good morning gentlemen.
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Morning Jack, morning all,
Im working later this morning, gutted!
But Christmas coming and need to buy the kids a selection box EACH this year!
Spoil em I really do.
Might treat myself to some sheepskin underpants as well.
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Do you enjoy the feel of sheepskin around your cock?
Morning,MNC
🙂 .
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Morning mr Fiddler,
I do! Must have a welsh ancestor,
Sheepskins the warmest most comfortable thng you can wear isnt it?
Might get a suit made up?😁
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Did you develop this “taste” while out on your long,solitary walks on the Moors?…find some old ewe with her head suck in a gate and her nether regions pointing to the sky,perhaps?..and you wondered…”Dare I?”
Don’t be embarrassed,MNC.you can tell us all about your journey into No-Holds Baaaaed Loving. Most of us won’t judge….
🙂 .
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As a rural man yourself Dick you should know that what happens between a man and lifestock isnt for public consumption!!
But yes it wasove at first bleat, thick curls she had, her name?
Ewe-nice.🐑🐑🐑🚶
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Morning MNC,
Sheepskin underpants? Warm and kinky
I’m not sure in which order 😂
Are they machine washable or dry cleaners?
Get yourself on dragon’s den ……
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You dip them in bluestone
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Thank you TS……
Been looking on eBay and they’re £6.99 a pair ? Baaaaaaarrgain if you ask me ..
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Told you.
Im Baaaaaad to the bone.🐑
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Sky have ruined many a good Pub. I was in the local town a few weeks ago and went to a have a drink at a small bar which was previously run by an old couple…no food,kids unwelcome,no telly,no jukebox. It has now been taken over by some Chain who have installed half a dozen large screen televisions and hung banners outside proudly announcing that “Sky Sports shown here.”
I should have had more sense than to go in…behind the bar was some revoltingly fat,tattooed warthog of a female who asked what I wanted..A Dog’s Snout…had to explain to her what it was…and then asked if I was there for “the big match”… assured her that I most certainly was not. Turned round to look at the new clientele who had been attracted by “the big game”….just as I expected…a dozen or so seedy looking individuals in baseball caps and footy shirts….obviously not a worthwhile job between them…or a bar of soap.I suspect.
Tusker behind the bar gave me some kind of raffle ticket which baffled me until she explained that they were having a draw at half-time and the winner got 10 free pints…told her that I thought it rather unlikely that I would be there long enough to see the first throw-in,never mind half-time and that she should give the raffle-ticket to a particularly violent looking Gentleman who was sitting by himself in a corner mumbling obscenities….I rather hoped that he’d win the free pints and the extra alcohol would be enough to tip him into a full-bore psychotic episode and he’d smash every fucking television (and footy-watching customer) into small pieces.
If Sky television must be shown in Pubs, it should only show horse-racing,rugby or cricket. That way the Pub could guarantee a better class of customer and not just a bunch of chavvy no-marks.
Fuck Off.
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Poetry, Dick, poetry.
Good morning, gents.
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I love my cricket too. Have to admit to liking the footy too though, I’m afraid.
A pal of mine wanted to try and get into cricket (he’s a footy fan). He wanted to watch a World Cup match down the pub (England v Sri Lanka I think it was). I warned him that it would take about 8 hours or so (50 overs ODI) and to pace himself for a long drinking session.
Silly cunt was fucking hammered and snoozing about half way through.
Cricket and booze at the same time is for real men. You need to survive 8 hours or so of booze.
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I had it for the rugby some years ago. As Lord Cuntingdon says, they hawked the price without telling me. The hardest part was fucking them off. They make it as difficult as possible and cunts are forever phoning to get you back.
Rugby apart, the programmes are shite and I hold them responsible for fucking up football and turning it into meaningless franchises.
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Worry not, when Comrade Corbyn starts his socialist Utopia in a few weeks time, it will all be free – free TV, free internet, free education, free entry to the strip club where Gypsy Rose Thornberry will be performing every night. Free everything. Are YOU free, Mr. Starmer?….. It will be hell on earth, but it will be FREE
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‘Im Free!!!!😉
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Binned sky years ago, got fed up with their lies.Freesat and the laptop does everything I need, including sports.
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The cuntish thing about Sky is the cunts that subscribe. Too much money if you ask me.
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Bertram dear boy. This is the politics of envy.
I just happen to be exceedingly richer than yow.
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Sky is a pile of cunt…
I had it a abaaaht 5 years ago and I ended up with tonnes of recordings and never got around to watching them.
The Tele is a devil, get aaaaht and abaaaht and breathe some fresh air.
I’m getting into my WW2 documentaries and I watched WW2 documentary on the SS/Nazis. They were smart dressed those SS… apparently Hugo Boss designed their uniforms. I wear a lot of Hugo Boss.
Go fuck yourselves.
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I fucked the sky cunts off at the end of the Ashes series when they got rid of Beefy and Lord Gower because they’re too English too old,too male ,too white and too straight. I was also fed up with Sky’s current obsession with women’s sport. I’m not interested in watching quim hounds who look like ugly blokes playing sport at the same level as 15 year old boys. Fucking Sky cunts.
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What a beautiful day in The Great Britain, nice and sunny and crisp…loads of pollution, but don’t worry about that go and give your Mrs one or get down the shopping centre and have a public wank.
Piss off.
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Given sky the elbow too, I do miss the Retro and TCM channel though. Any ideas here cunters,
Good Morning All
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Retro channel is now on freesat Cm if that helps!
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Your only a search away from the likes of:
3 Days of the Condor
Marathon Man
The Parallax View
The Conversation
The French Connection
The East Clintwood film “The Mule” came out yesterday and is definitely worth a watch.
That said, next Dead Pool, I’m going for Clint because he looks fucked. 2yrs ago he was still in rare form.
Aging, what a cunt! 😕
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Classics one and all. Will have to watch The Mule, always got time for Clint (even though I think he’s gone off the boil a bit in recent years, didn’t much care for either Gran Torino or American Sniper)
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Clint Eastwood is the finest actor ever to come out of Hollywood bar none.
Hes the nearest thing to god and dirty Harry is the benchmark that all men should aim to near.
Cheers for the magic if yer reading Clint.
Hows Clyde?
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TV generally is utter bollocks isn’t it. Every time I think about subscribing to Sky, which would be for the sport mainly, I have a quick scan of the tv listings, see the sort of crap they pump out and decide otherwise. No different to the rot on the mis-named “Freeview”. Roger Waters once claimed ” I got 13 channels of shit on the tv to choose from”. He was only 300 channels out!!!!
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It worries me that the nation is turning into a mob of media zombies – constantly glued to their TVs, tablets, phones and monitors watching films, TV shows, YouTube shite and fuck knows what else hour after hour, day after day!
We don’t seem to have time to enjoy the real world because we’re all too fucking busy watching, shite, typing shite, listening to shite and talking shite!
“Believe in Bollocks” – should be Sky’s strapline
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Kay Burley and Adam Boulton are both on Sky news and both are arrogant remainer not the least bit impartial cunts.
Deal me out.
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You Homophobe MNC
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Me? Why? Not said anything about bandits!
Talking bestiality & furry underpants
And working today!
Said nothing about the ‘ruby red slipper brigade’!
Im probably the most tolerant and easy going out of anyone on ISAC!
Thats slander!!😁
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You lot clearly set the bar much higher for programmes you’d watch so I’m generally happy with Sky, except for the annual bartering. I love Sky Q and the ability to record 5 or 6 programmes concurrently and watch TV or recorded programmes anywhere around the house, it gives me a chance to catch up on recordings whilst I’m pottering in the shed. They really pissed me off in March though, when they decided £27 a month wasn’t enough for broadband and telephone. My contract was ending and they were going to put it up to £51 and they wouldn’t negotiate. I told them to fuck off, looked around and found a deal with Now. Now is a division of Sky and runs on the same infrastructure so when I changed my Sky hub it was for an identical but re-branded hub. I got a slightly slower 30Mbps broadband, plus line rental and unlimited UK landline and mobile calls, for £25pm. The lack of negotiation did me a real favour.
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I had Sky about 12 years ago, bastards lowered my bandwidth. Got rid of them but had to tell them I was moving country to stop them offering me a better deal.
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The fact that that arrogant, head up her own arse twat Burley is on Sky is enough of a deterrent in itself. What a horrible bag.
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fucking hell, 100 per month for SKY? I would rather eat my own shit.
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Fuck Sky.
Fuck them Sky high.
Embrace piracy!
Tell them to fuck off as they are cunts,every last one of them.
Cunts I tells ye!
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Cheap at half the price,
Skys great!
Anyway keep the noise down im watching Colombo.
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The old scatalite TV ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, anywhere. Got 4 dishes on this tub! And 4 massive screens in the crew mess. The Brits sit there watching football, the Arabs watching Al Jazeera, the yanks watching Baseball and the Philippino watching porn! The yanks moan about the Arabs, and the Arabs moan about the amount of porn on the screen next to theirs, and the amount of man fat on the shower walls! Dirty cunts!! I paid a rare visit to the officers mess, and scanned 3500 channels! Took me 120 mins to find out there was fuck all worth watching!!
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