Lezza bitch has just signed up for a job with a lobbying firm as an “adviser”. 50 grand a year for 25 days “work.” Nice. Very Nice.
Sorry, wasn’t this the same slag who, a few weeks ago resigned as leader of the Scottish Tories , and threatened to quit politics, because she need to spend more time with her Turkey Baster brat?
Oh yes, but wave a big fat wedge in front of Ruth and suddenly her trannie trainee isn’t so important after all. This is the kind of trash who ask us to vote for them.
Nominated by Freddie the Frog
Looking at that picture I think I’d rather tackle ten Millwall Bushwackers. I bet her growler looks like that pit of death in Return of the Jedi.
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Fuck’s sake! That header picture makes me want to up-chuck!
A butch dyke personified.
go figure
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I sometimes get her confused with that cunt Susan Calman but it’s not an issue because I hate both of them….
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The sign behind her says it all, but not for the likes of me.
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Snouts in the trough again. I see that cunt Philip ‘The Undertaker’ Hammond has landed himself a nice little sinecure as well. Media reports indicate that Mr. Sunshine is to become a non-executive director of an Irish packaging firm, at a handy little earner of around 130 k a year, plus expenses to attend meetings in Luxembourg. I wonder what exactly his new employers are getting in return for their wedge?
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Good set of shoulders on her!
Some lads in fiddlers rugby club wish they had shoulders like that!
But whats the deal with her face?
All swollen? Peanut allergy or summat?
Be the first time shes had her mouth near any nuts the fishy breath flaplicker.
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His positive ‘can do’ attitude, roguish charm and sunny outlook, Ron.
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Of course, LL! You’ve cracked it. Packaging sales will go through the roof with him to front up the operation!
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Packaging ?? Is he doing oven-ready coffins ? Maybe microwaveable…
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For their wedge, they are getting a first class cunt!
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If it is packaging, just like Brexit it won,t be delivered
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Cunt backed down from her £50K a year for 25 days work.
Still a total Cunt though.
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This fat ugly fake Tory dyke and her irritating ‘jolly hockey sticks’ persona makes me truly retch.
Only surprised it hasn’t joined the LimpDumps where it belongs.
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…or returned to lead North Korea again.
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“Oh Herro ,UK vewy vewy big mess, I return to Grorious Motherrand for democracy because cunts take notice of me, no wemainers here.
Evening Cap.
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Evening LibLiq, evening Ruffers.
People can cliticise Davidson all they like but I thought she was superb in Team America.
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Evening all.
Mmm, Cap. ‘Cliticise’? Play on words or Freudian slip betraying your subconscious desire for a big strapping girl? Explain yourself man!!
PS It’s ok to have a fancy for a big lass once in a while by the way. I’ve been there myself.
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Ron, I was temporarily tempted to go full Kolean but held back.
I’ve had a few chubbies through the years. They smell differently and are a tad difficult to shift but highly appreciative. ‘Twas in my more charitable days.
Not this one, however. You’d be afraid she’d come at your schlöng with a bread knife.
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She´s always been a dead ringer for the fat boy from Pyongyang. See for yourself:
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/c-10135778
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Christ, Turdgun’s knees look like haggises.
Scary.
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How do you get a job with a lobbying firm or think tank? Seem like the most cushty jobs, big wage for no work.
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Oh and don’t forget the number one rule: take the credit when things are going well and profits are up; blame someone else when it all goes tits up!
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I’m pretty good with Excel and PowerPoint, I must be halfway there; not sure I could kick my humility to the kerb though. I never thought I’d say that there’s a job that I’m not a big enough cunt for.
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Being an MP for a term or two usually does the trick. Otherwise, have a good social entry into Government or Civil Service circles. I don’t think they ask for your ‘A’ level results. It is emphatically not what you know but…etc.
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Is that David Mitchell in drag?
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David Mellor
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David Scwimmer.
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David Bowie
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Dave Prowse… 😁
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I note that no cunt has congratulated me on the accurate use of the term “trannie trainee”……..er….. or was it “trainee trannie?…..I can’t fucking remember.
That’s not the fucking point! That was a difficult phrase to put together and I demand you give me a million likes and say how brilliant I am! If you don’t i’m going to my safe space and cry like a girl. You fascist cunts!
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But ive only just read it! If you’re gonna ‘scweam & scweam until you are sick’ then to stop you (and the resultant headache you would give me) may i congratulate you on your terminology involving the trainee trannie and i award you a million 👍s up.
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Gave you a like✔ Fred.
Didnt read the nom to be honest,
Just looked at the picture, figured it was just some bird whod dumped you!
She ok in the sack?
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You dirty fucking northern bastard Miserable. How dare you even suggest that any bird, even a lezza, has rejected a sophisticated geezer like me. Never happened mate.
Trust me.
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Hehe!
😁
She buy you that tie?
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Fuck you! Give me your address and I’ll send it through the post smart arse. I’ll add some spunk stains to it just for you. 😁
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Here’s my “like”
Would you like a bedtime story now?
Silly old cunt
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I don’t do ‘likes’, you needy fucker.
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If I knew how, I’d give you a billion sicks.
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Aw, you ok hun? PM me. Sending hugs.
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She was born a lesbian obviously. It’s not like she is the antithesis of the bulldyke munter which no man would touch even after a life times worth of beer and partial brain damage.
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Imagine Clare Balding munching that flea-bitten, piss stained fishy rug!
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Cheers Techno, need some fucking industrial strength brain bleach now.
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All these fucking cunts are corrupt fucks. Without exception. You have to have a mental disorder to want to boss everybody about and order society as you think fit. And then fuck off to the highest bidder. Cunts all round.
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Well it’s easy to see why no man would want to go anywhere near this thing.
Why though would any woman? (Or beast for that matter).
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Is a trannie fanny the same as my front michelins ?
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Just less bald.
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Irrelevant then and more so now. I wish the conservatives would go back to being conservative, cunts got all woke and socialist these days.
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Evening Sixdog.
David Gauke was on sly news this morning saying dont vote conservative!
And in the same breathe ‘ive been a conservative all my adult life’.
Well if thats the case he should know how to be one by now!
Dummy spitting over brexit.
Shallow in their convictions arent they?
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Evening MNC. He can fuck off to the LibDims with the screeching Swinson cunt.
That said I’m fed up with the lot of them and their election time promises to spend spend spend.
All the cunts are doing is loading up even more debt in the future that we are going to have to pay back. I’m meant to applaud that?
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Yeah the lying and empty promises go through the roof in the lead up to a General election.
Made me laugh earlier on news,
Boris turning up to flooded Yorkshire in full on ‘im so concerned’ mode,
Bloke said “you took yer time didnt yer?!” He cherried up! Haha blushing like a virgin hehe!
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I caught the Conservative election broadcast before the news last night, the albino bumblecunt was burbling on about Brexit probably, I wasn’t paying attention. Was waiting to see if he was going to spill his mug of tea that was sloshing the more he got animated about fucking up Corbyn and leaving the EU.
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If I had been blessed with a daughter, she would have been on a strict diet from childhood.These lesbian wimmin are always big beefy birds. When I look at Emily Thornberry sometimes, I wonder if her “marriage” is as genuine as that of Gaylord Adonis was. He was happily married for several years till he got a taste for dick.
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Thornbush is probably asexual, isn’t she. Any kind of pervert who’d even consider waving their pork truncheon near Piggy’s brambles-festooned fanny is ready for sterilisation.
Mind you, I can imagine some sour-faced bülldyke having a crack at it, Sue fucking Perkins or Rhonda “Och, ah’m a comedienne, pal” Cameron lubing up the tartan dîldo whilst chewing shortbread biscuits.
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I didn’t know Arthur Mullard had transitioned?
Still, I suppose one of the same-sex bean-flicker parents has to be the Dad. Does the Mum one of the pair look like Hylda Baker?
Can you imagine when the poor cunt grows up and introduces them to his girlfriend.
Davidson: “I am absolutely gutted! He’s straight! All that time pretending to like boys was all a ruse to throw us off the scent! I’ve disowned the cunt now and unless he comes back as a crafty butcher he can fuck off!”
https://youtu.be/u8kRNMyvkAw
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Good old Arfur mullard.
Never have a tv career nowadays.
Now if you havent got a sixpack, teeth like a load of tictacs and injections of botox your not on the list.
All looks nowadays, all look like theyre made in same factory,
Plastic mòngs.
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Hoots man there’s a bloke faced cunt about this site. It’s just a good job she’s not going to work for Allied carpets they’d be bankrupt in a few months with this bull dyke munching on all the stock.
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fuckin hell. i suppose that is in ‘it’s so bad it’s good’ category. errrrrr no that’s simply bad .jeeez.
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Moderated again despite my codes. Psh.
Was it the word ‘Brambles’?
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It was pérvert.
😂
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Recümbent scümbag cümbucket përverts, cüm on feel the noize.
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Evening Rtc, im feeling a bit përvërtëd
Just watching a docümentary about Madeline Kahn.
Something about her really brings the wolf out in me!
Id be in hospital with a ernia ian dehydration in a week!
Fit as fuck😽
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Blimey, thought that was just me! One of my earliest Tommy Tanks was over Madeline Kahn in Blazing Saddles
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Good taste Cuntan!
Shes ace isnt she ?
Talented, funny, sexy as hell!
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Evening Miserable.
For your pleasure cunters…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9JqbCH4aVw
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Hehe, nice one RTC,
Great isnt she?
Mel Brooks thought the world of her.
She’s in loads of his films.
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Yeah, definitely something about her… that husky voice as well. Another one that was responsible for my old tv as a youngster looking like a plasterer’s radio was Marilu Henner out of Taxi.
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Was Madeline Kahn’s dad a bus driver?
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Brother saddick was born out of wedlock,Cap.
Madeline never acknowledged her Påki midgët brother as family referring to him as ‘bombay potato’.
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No fucking way would Blazing Saddles get made now.
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Loretta Swit, as Hotlips, in MASH.
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Cunts like Ruth, Fat Reg and Tom “bang my young arse” Daly make me fucking sick. They all want to be “normal” and have a “ normal family life.” Sorry cunts, you ain’t normal so fuck off. I don’t give a fuck what these rich cunts do with each other’s cocks, fannies and arses…..none of my fucking business. But when you bring children into it, and you are sticking spunky Turkey Basters up fannies, then I draw the line. What kind of “family” is that to be brought up in? A fucked up cunt family that produces more fucked up cunts.
I sometimes believe I might be a little out of touch with the modern world.
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The Frog brought up a serious point there, bringing children into it.
Just because your filthy rich doesnt mean your fit to be a parent.
Most of us on here are from a traditional family, mum, dad, taught our beliefs through that age old family unit.
To bring up a kid in a gay relationship isnt time tested, they havent the balance of ‘mum’ or ‘dad’
The normal family dynamics.
Ive nothing against gay people said that before, and if a kids had a bad life and they can help a kid by fostering it, fine.
But I worry as a parent how the kid will be, people like Elton, Ruth, etc
I wouldnt let them walk my dog never mind entrust a kids welfare to.
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I’ve spoken before about my mrs’ two lezzer mates (one not too bad, the other in full-on flannel shirts/doc martens/braces, horrid great fat tugboat) who have had a kid via the old turkey baster; winds me up no fucking end. How the fuck is that kid going to know which way is up and which is down; the libtards have gone too far now, we’re talking about social engineering you creepy bastards!
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Aye the poor little buggers are totally fucked and they don’t even know it.
Disgraceful cunts.
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They are adamant they are “going to let him decide his sexuality for himself”. What fucking chance has he got when reality kicks in about 12 and he starts twitching around women??Fuck off and die will you
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I’m not a parent. I think it must be easy to make a baby than it is to care for one from birth to adulthood.
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It is. They cost a fucking fortune too, little cunts!
In fairness I love them to bits, hopefully that puts me in good stead forra kidney should the need arise!
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Good old torie party. True conservatives through and through.
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Imagine a couple of longhorns stuck on the top of her, another job in the offing as one of those bucking bronco billy thingy-m -jigs in a bar 50 pence a ride, gay riders might even get tossed off
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She gives me the horn.
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Typical greedy fucking cunts. .
and what does Boris Johnson earn at the Daily Torygraph? £275k Which he described as chicken feed
CUNT
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Gives a new meaning to “Why did the chicken cross the road”…
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Fuck me! Imagine the size of those chickens!
Even Abbottpotamus couldn’t eat a whole deep fried version of one of those! Not even in the Colonel’s original recipe!
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For all her obvious faults, Davidson was the only Tory who could have stuck it to the SNP in Scotland, and if the Jock Cong are glad to see the back of her, that’s not good.
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