Lily Allen (9)

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Lily Allen.

Here we go again cunters, our favorite mongs opened her trap before engaging her tiny brain:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7676151/Lily-Allen-insists-nation-STOP-singing-Rule-Britannia-wake-Remembrance-Day.html

Stop singing rule Britannia? Fuck off you dozy fucking tart. I thought you had given us a break and fucked off to America?

Do us all a favour Lily…FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!

CUNT

Nominated by CuntyMort

83 thoughts on “Lily Allen (9)”

  1. You’d think her window licking duties would keep her away from the media. Right multitasker is our Lily Mong. Well done lass.

    • Rule Britannia Britannia rule the waves, England never, never, never shall be slaves!

      Aye stirring stuff eh Lillian?

      Thats why itll endure, people like us will make sure of it!

      And why people like you with no patriotism or pride in your country will never understand, an for people like me? Well im going to live my life doing my utmost to fuck up people like you!
      Traitor.
      RULE BRITANNIA!🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • Afternoon IY, while she was stateside I bet she was in a gated community with armed security despite her aversion to guns and walls.

      • Arf’noon LL.

        You know she was. Odd that other people would consider her worth protecting. Just shows you some folk will do anything for money. Ah well…back to me ‘puter project.

      • IY, Liverpool doing well eh.
        Do you think Kane and Alli wanna join LFC? To be used as super subs of course.

      • Ha! I just saw the L word and had to vomit. 🙂 Since you’re the more reasonable of the two outwardly Scouse loons on here, I’ll happily banter with you.

        Although tongue in cheek of course, you make a decent point. Spurs are falling away fast for a number of reasons. Pinocchio has taken that group of players as far as he can. He’s routinely lauded as a “great manager”, but based on what? Sacked by Espanyol after 2 seasons having won nothing. Shows up at Southampton for 10 minutes, gets them playing better, but wins nothing, then rocks up at Spurs and by season #6 has won nothing. At least your walking denture advert of a manager has won a trophy in less time it’s taken Pinocchio to win fuck all. Now he’s whining about being a coach rather than the manager. Then it whines about Spurs not signing Coutinho. Now it’s whining about needing more time to re-build!!! Excuse me, but when Manure dominated for 2 decades under Bacon Nose, I don’t remember that team crashing and burning every time it needed an overhaul. Bacon did it on an ongoing basis to avoid just such a calamity. Pinocchio is a manager/coach of less ability than he’s given credit for and he’s being found out after having overachieved for a few seasons.

        Sissoko, Winks, Lame-la, Aurier, Sanchez, Dier and Foyth range from crap to bang average. Trippier left under a cloud making noises about Pinocchio/Levy. Eriksen wants to leave. Rose has said he will run down his contract in a blatant 2 finger gesture to Levy. Alderweireld and Vertonghen have allegedly now said the same thing. Dele Alli hasn’t played well for 2 seasons and counting and Lloris is shocking. Makes a decent save now and then, but his distribution and shot parrying are consistently shite. Take out Son, Moura and Kane and you’re felt with not much. It won’t be long before someone comes calling with enough money to lure any of those 3 away because they know, the current Spurs squad won’t win anything in the foreseeable future and good players want to win things.

        Mid table finish and Pinocchio gone by the end of the season if not shortly there after.

        I just hope your lot implode soon and creepy uncle Rogers can swoop in and take first prize with Leicester. That would feel like a win for this Spurs fan because that’s how bad it’s got. What say you?

      • Can’t argue with Tottenham Hotturds being shite, totally overrated bunch of players who like you say have peaked.
        Can’t believe Arry has stayed as long s he has tbh, I think Pochetino is a good coach who sadly hasn’t been backed by Levy.
        I am gonna bet on Pochetino and Arry going to Man United the end of the season, wouldn’t surprise me if Alder weirald joins them later.
        I rate Son and Kane, although I think Alli is way overrated.
        Anyways fuck Spurs 😁 the title is coming to the mighty Liverpool this and next year…Pep Granola has lost the plot.
        ‘Two times, two times’… That’s right Pep, we’ll win it two time’s and you’ll be off. I also fear Klopp will be off in a few year’s also… probably to Real Madrid or Germany National team.

      • Klopp can fuck off now, the creepy, EU-loving God-botherer. Get Stevie G as the manager and send the devil-dodger back to SausageLand.

      • Klopp can fuck off with his gurning fist pumps.

        Get off the pitch, you cunt.

        Still, I’m still hopeful that he’ll burn his players out like at Dortmund, when he managed to take them into the relegation zone. The worry for any team he manages is that it only works for about 3 years until the players become completely exhausted. We’ll see I suppose.

        A The Scouse cunts still haven’t paid clubs the money they owe them for missing out on European competition, after they went on a killing spree in Belgium.

        Still, they look a great team at the moment. Theirs to lose.

      • When will these puffed up, self-important ego maniacs learn to keep their fucking traps shut & mind their own business ?
        They can’t stop their lips from flapping or their fag-stained fingers from twitting for 5 minutes.
        Cunts all of them.

  2. The most shocking thing on this thread isn’t that lily the musical mong is a cunt, it runs in the family, no it’s that’s there’s 1.3 million fucking retards following her on Instagram? Here’s hoping 99.99999% are trolls ……
    Who the fuck would be interested in anything this fucking idiot had to say?
    or her dad for that matter…….

      • Take ya pick

        Mockney wanker
        Also thinks he’s a bit of a GEEZER!
        Primrose hill hard man …….

        All of the above …..

      • Spot-on all. Never have been quite sure what the deal with Keith Allen is supposed to be, other than overacting like a complete cunt what’s he supposed to be famous for?? Fucking about with the Comic Strip in the 80s and being the least funny of them by a mile. Worthy of a cunting of his own for inflicting his spastic pile of shit daughter on us.

      • Cheers CTC, just remembered, Fist full of Travellers Cheques….Classic…..”Where’s Them Bastard Women “…

      • “Everybody happy, tra-laa_la-laa-la-laa, heyyy!”

        And “You wanna toilet paper you wanna hotel gayboy. This hotel bastardos”

        Only time the cunt was funny.

      • Keith fucking Allen should’ve wanked into a dirty sock rather than foist LilyCunt onto the world.

        Moreover, Keith Allen’s father should’ve nutted one out in the shower instead of fertilising his bint, then we would’ve have had to endure that festering “E for England” turd.

        Evening compatriots.

      • Her brother Alfie is a cunt as well.

        It was immensely satisfying watching his character in John Wick get the shit kicked out of him.

        By the way, I am typing this whilst drinking a bottle of Black Sheep ale, listening to the first two Dio albums, and I’m man spreading in my favourite chair.

        It’s good being a cunt.

      • Evening Harold
        If you dislike Alfie Allen, hes tortured badly in Game of Thrones including being made a eunuch.
        See why i like nerd stuff?!

      • Natalie Dormer was in Game of Thrones.

        The only reason I ever watched it.

        I would happily re-enact a scene from Lady Chatterley’s lover with her. I could play the Sean Bean character.

      • I used to see Keith Allen in music videos such as that fucking Eng-er-lund New Order one, then that fucking Blur one (Country House?), but never had an inkling who the fuck he was or what he did, apart from turning up in pop videos doing fuck all except standing looking half pissed all the time. Then he released that fucking Fat Les tripe, “Vindaloo” and my dislike for him continued to grow. I’ve never, ever seen him in anything other than the three music videos I’ve mentioned above. I thought he was a fucking extra.

  3. I see this slapper around the neighborhood fairly often…she was giving me the look as I cruised past in the Beemer…she was pushing her child in a pram. She obviously forgot abaaaht her parental duties and behaviour when confronted with my dashing looks and style.
    She is now a loudmouth on Twitter, trying to shock and be relevant, a sad twat who was never talented anyways.
    She seems not the full package to be honest… I’d fuck her…no tongue up the arsehole though. Plenty of knobs been up there.

    • Bet she does spend a lot of time swatting flies that have homed in on her grizzled, red raw cock socket…..

  7. I’m just guessing here, but is her new album due out next week in readiness for the Xmas shopping spree?

    Just wondering because she always has some mouthing off to do ahead a new album release, and a few soundbites via the Groaniad is cheaper than an ad on QVC!

    “Lily Allen’s Christma Shits!”

    Clearly not one of Keith’s strongest tadpoles to hit the bullseye that night!

  8. The way she fucking sings with a stupid fucking ‘accent’ is enough to send me into DEFCON 1, let alone her views on stuff like this. She needs burning at the stake.

  9. Lily my dear , I have to profess to not knowing exactly who you are, some lame celebrity type perchance ?, no doubt occupying a world of unicorns, pink dolphins, rainbows, flying electric aircraft, tofu and poppy-seed burgers. It would seem you lack somewhat in the actual rigours’ of a life sensibly led. putting aside such inadequacies you do have a somewhat sensual allure about yourself, I therefore propose some re-education undertaken by my good self and a colleague Roger de Boner who it happens to be at hand, accordingly I expect your contact details to be forthcoming soonest

  10. That labour mp Jon Ashworth,
    Is he on the spectrum?
    Proper odd little fucker isnt he?
    He looks like Nick Parks made him,
    When he talks he seems a bit ‘special’
    What sort of person would vote for him?
    I wouldnt trust him with scissors never mind public funds.

  11. If it wasn’t for her regular appearances thanks to you cunts, I wouldn’t have a fucking clue who this was. Have never taken the trouble to find out either.

      • She played it fucking incessantly for at least 6 months! Not in the last few years, thank Dog.

      • You should have got Willie Stroker to start hoovering or tuning the grandfather clock when she felt the need to assault your ears.

      • Fortunately she only ever plays stuff in her study, on a cheap wôg-box to boot, so it’s virtually inaudible from the sanctuary of my office.

        If necessary I can easily drown her out with some Thrôbbing Grîstle on the numerous Hi-Fi units dotted around the manor at my disposal.

        @ BB & LL – Top-Tips thanks. Unfortunately Willie Stroker’s still on secret manoeuvres… at least that’s what his extremely violent Japanese wife tells me….

        @ Miserable – Of course I haven’t played it – stupid boy! Wouldn’t put it past you to be a secret Lily Allen fan.

      • Im many things Rtc that i should be ashamed of
        Moody fucker
        Hateful
        Windup merchant
        Argumentative
        Sheepskin fetishist
        Country music appreciation
        But a fan of her?
        Not guilty!!
        👅

  12. We’ll drink a drink a drink
    To lily the mong the mong the mong
    The saviour of our human race
    For she invented, delusional bullshit
    Most efficasious in every case
    Mr Linekar, had sticky out ears
    And it made him awful shy
    And so they gave him medicinal compound
    And now he’s learning how to fly
    David Lammy, was known to be fatty
    He would always eat his meals
    And so they gave him medicinal compound
    Now they move him round on wheels
    We’ll drink a drink a drink
    To lily the mong the mong the mong
    The saviour of the human race
    For she invented medicinal compound
    Most efficasious in every case
    Old Corbyn thought he was julius caeser
    And so they put him in a home
    Where they gave him medicnal compound
    And now he’s emperor of Rome
    Kier Stamer, had a terrible st st st st stammer
    He could hardly sssay a word
    And so they gave him medicinal compound
    Now’s he’s seen, but never heard
    Aunty Mandy, ran willy nilly
    When his
    legs they did recede
    So they looked on medicnal compound
    Now they call him fluffy bum
    Nicola Sturgeon, had terrible freckles
    And all the boys wouldn’t give her one
    But they gave her medicinal compound
    Now she gives head in the disabled bogs
    Lily the mong she turned to drink
    She filled up with parafin inside
    And despite her medicinal compound
    Sadly picklilly died
    Up to heaven her soul ascended
    All the church bells they did ring
    She took with her medicinal compound
    Hark the herald angels sing

      • Apologies and full acknowledgements to The Scaffold and letting me have fair use rights to the lyrics of their smash hit, Lily The Mong.

        Fuck her and all that have deposited their man yoghurt in her Wizards sleeve pussy!!

      • Remember John Gorman from the Scaffold?
        Was on Tiswas as well, baldy type with long combover?
        Used to like him!
        Birkenhead lad i think.

      • That fucking song drove me to distraction in 1968 – you couldn’t get away from it, always on the telly, continuously on the radio, and to rub it in my little brother bought the single fucking CUNT!

      • Tiswas MNC……whoah…..

        Trouser zip buster everytime when Sally James was on….🤯🤯

      • Sally rocked a tight t shirt didnt she?!
        Loved Tiswas
        First time i saw a mudslime woman i thought it was the phantom flan flinger!😁

      • Them leather trews she wore too..
        Would have gave my right arm for a snoke at the ….

  13. Vacuous, shallow, unscrupulous and severely lacking in talent.
    She also makes an alley cat look like a model of moral virtue.
    Her Cunt is probably well on its way to rotting out.
    Get To Fuck.

  14. Obviously, I cannot condone this, but should Lily ever find herself in the unfortunate position of many German females at the arse-end of WW2, namely being spread-eagle over a table whilst a train of Russki squaddies widen her arsehole for her, she might want to hum ‘Rule Britannia’ to take her mind off her situation. Stupid cunt , & her dad isn’t much better – fucking knob.

  16. This is the cunt I love to hate, what a monumental cunt she is, she’s a fucking embarrassment and she should fuck off and stay fucked off, what a braindead moron, she,s even worse than Charly Church….fucking boneheads

  17. Just looked up her Mum on the web, some pair of Norks (soapy comes to mind), bit rough but the image I seen was her with, The Bold Jeffrey( if you don’t rim my whinnet infested asshole, you ain’t getting in my film) Epscilon..

    • Cunts…
      Harvey……

      Is there a link going on here with the second name shit…..🤔🤔

  18. Put it down here Miserable. Poem for you. My favourite of Roger McGough’s.

    The Identification

    So you think it’s Stephen?
    Then I’d best make sure
    Be on the safe side as it were.
    Ah, there’s been a mistake. The hair
    You see, its black, now Stephens fair…
    What’s that? The explosion?
    Of course, burnt black. Silly of me.
    I should have known. Then lets get on.

    The face, is that the face mask?
    That mask of charred wood
    Blistered scarred could
    That have been a child’s face?
    The sweater, where intact, looks
    In fact all too familiar.
    But one must be sure.

    The scoutbelt. Yes that’s his.
    I recognise the studs he hammered in
    Not a week ago. At the age
    When boys get clothes-conscious
    Now you know. It’s almost
    Certainly Stephen. But one must
    Be sure. Remove all trace of doubt.
    Pull out every splinter of hope.

    Pockets. Empty the pockets.
    Handkerchief? Could be any schoolboy’s.
    Dirty enough. Cigarettes?
    Oh this can’t be Stephen.
    I dont allow him to smoke you see.
    He wouldn’t disobey me. Not his father.
    But that’s his penknife. That’s his alright.
    And that’s his key on the keyring
    Gran gave him just the other night.
    Then this must be him.

    I think I know what happened
    … … … about the cigarettes
    No doubt he was minding them
    For one of the older boys.
    Yes that’s it.
    That’s him.
    That’s our Stephen.

      • Yeah fine Miserable. Met Roger McGough at a Lumb Bank poetry retreat years ago. Near Heptonstall. I thought he would be more personable than he was. Definitely we were the students there to ‘learn’.
        Not a ‘great’ poet you would say. But at least accessible.

  20. She used to get her growler out at the drop of a hat if I remember correctly.

    Its probably less of a growler and more like a yawning hippo and it probably has the teeth as well.

    She has no class or decorum.
    I wouldn’t.

    • Tried to post a link earlier Harold….
      Didn’t work.
      It’s well trimmed though but the flies were obscuring the view…

      • And I tried to post a completely innocuous reply to help, twice. For whatever reason, it seems an admin has it in for me, for after it entered moderation both times, it was deemed unsuitable and removed?

        Feels like I may as well go post on the fucking Grauniad comments section, would probably be less censored there for fuck’s sake.

  21. Another celebrity member of the ever increasing group of fifth columnists who despise the country it’s history and thinks criminals from the badlands deserve the same rights as decent Britons. I don’t endorse violence against women but I would take great pleasure in dropping the nut on her cunt brow.

  22. Walked past her in Tavistock, Devon a couple of years ago; wish I’d nutted the vile cunt.

  23. The bitch Lilly Mong is a mentally deranged UK- hating fucktard. Another celebrity who thinks we have to listed to her barmy views.

    Fuck off Mong.

  24. How about instead we ban her from singing any of her songs and have here deplatformed from tv radio and then protest at her concerts.

    I think all the cocaine, vodka and miscarriage s have cried her reptilian brain ladsm

  25. Isnt she dead?

    I thought she’d overdosed, or was that Peaches Geldof? All of these dopey sprogs of Eighties former-rebels are indistinguishable, wan, wide-eyed twats yapping about the west and privilege.

    Throw them to the Humboldts.

  26. To be honest, cunts like her are not worthy of such a song.

    Who cares what this walking yeast infection thinks anyway?

    Fuck her right off, the traitorous baghead.

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