I would like to nominate young children whom sit or stand in shopping trolleys and the adults that let them.
It’s similar to that nomination of that lady whom lost her head whilst sticking it out of a train.
I’ve been working in a supermarket for a bit now after having been out of work for a while but keeping busy with volunteering in the mean time. Finding a job is hard and I need the money.
It cheeses me right off when children mess about.
When the parent or parents come to the till with child in the trolley, I ask the parent, “What shelf did you find that on (pointing to the child in the trolley)?” Parent laughs.
Matter of factly, no ounce of can of cant-ishness whatsoever, I tell the parent, “It’s dangerous to have children in trolleys. Accidents can happen”. Some either apologise or give an evil look.
It annoys me because if something bad happens, it’s never the person who causes it, always the fault someone else.
There are warning symbols on the push bar of the but still..
Fork sake.
Also people wearing pyjamas and or slippers in supermarkets. Gah!
Nominated by Spoonington
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4807676/Watchdogs-investigate-children-standing-trolleys.html
I forsee supermarkets merging with care homes shortly.
Saves the hassle of wandering about outside in pyjamas.
Gets cold you know.
Fuck off.
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Filthy Chavs walk around supermarkets in their pajamas. I first encountered this unfortunate phenomenon in Manchester. Are there any other areas where this happens?
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Great nomination Spoons!👍👍
Some parents let their kids do anything they want and wonder why they get hurt, –
Be a parent knobhead!
By the way spoons the picture above?
Really caught your smile!!😀
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MNC, have some respect!
That’s Headless Bethan’s nan (probably).
Cheers by the way. 😀
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I get some odd looks when I push our 5 year old autistic son around the supermarket. He is very tall but doesn’t yet weigh 30kg, so I find a trolley with a double child seat, each with a 15kg limit, so all is safe.
I don’t give an airborne fuck if people stare when he hand flaps and occasionally squeals. They can go and find a pineapple in the fruit and veg aisle and go and sit on it.
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Cuntish parents whine on about ” nasty,dirty Germs” but think nowt of putting their mewling,snivelling,leaking at both ends, benefit-sponge of a brat in a trolley that other people have to use for food.
Ban the little shits and their entitled parents….let the Cunts starve.
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Ban the little shits (literally sometimes!) from pubs too!
Screaming little fuckers running round tables while waitresses are trying to carry hot fucking food!
The parents need a good dousing in the local duck pond, just like they did when finding out if women were witches back in the Medieval Era
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And public transport too Techno! And while I am at it, inconsiderate parking by entitled school run parent cunts, isn’t there a climate emergency and obesity crisis?
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Yep, pubs are for adults – if they cannot make their feral Brats behave then f*ckoff to a park with them!
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Children are so dirty in general they make the original Albert Steptoe look like Anthony Blair. Just a few weeks ago some little brat dropped her jam dougnut at the bus stop, with her mum’s tacit approval the dirty little cow picked it up, rubbed it over her grubby coat and resumed eating it. If the little sod went and caught novirous no dubt her shit stained knickers would be resting in the trolley somebody was going to put their unwrapped in later.
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One of the reasons so many of our population are crippled by exotic allergies is that they have not exposed their immune systems to pathogens early in life. That is, they’re too fucking clean. That child will bless its feckless mother in years to come.
It is much more likely to get norovirus from a doorhandle or, indeed, a grabrail on a bus.
My forthcoming book, “The Dogshit Diet for Health and Happiness” explains this more fully.
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I find it really strange to see my mrs’ mates run around after their brats squirting anti-bacterial gel all over them whenever they deign to touch anything they regard as “dirty”; alright, probably best not pick the cat shit up and eat it but other than that don’t you think you’re overreacting a tad??
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An August tome!
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One assumes trolleys carry safety warnings along the crossbar regarding not allowing kids to stand or generally fuck about in trolleys?
If so then that puts all the responsibility on the fuckwit parents for not reading the warnings (unless they defend themselves by saying “we no speaky d’english. You give compo me, yes?”)
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About the warning signs on the trolleys, Techno. Cheers.
That’s what I was trying to write in my nomination, but it came out a bit weird. I thought I checked it before posted it. Doh!
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You use the designated seats, Paul, because you’re a good citizen and not a cunt.
Supermarkets are where you see all society’s cuntishness in one go. My pet hates:
Children standing in trolleys.
Disabled parking abuse.
“I don’t want that pack of chicken now, so I’ll leave it in the toiletries aisle.”
People who, having decided they don’t want that pack of soft fruit, throw it back down thereby assuring that it is ruined.
People who pick an item and put it back in the wrong place.
Abandoned trolleys.
Like all cunts, they cost us non-cunts money. The story of the British.
You deserve more medals than me, Spoons.
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Also the ones that grab every single loose tomato/bread roll/apple etc. and squeeze the fuck out of them before putting them back
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People who leave their trolleys blocking the shelves I want to look at while they go wandering off to the other end of the aisle.
Take the fucking trolley with you you lazy cunt.
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I had precisely this the other day so I pushed it 3 aisles away to the other end.
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As someone who worked in a supermarket, I’m not so worried about kids in trolleys, it’s when parents let them walk on the conveyor belt that’s the problem. Seriously.
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They do that?! Blimey!
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pet hates people who abandon their purchase in the reduced section, which I unthinkingly pick up with the rest of the shit
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People eating goods as they’re going around before paying .And I’m sure in many cases losing the wrapper before they get to the checkout They should be branded on the forehead with the letter C.
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Or K…
As in Steptoe the klepto…
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Monsieur, I am guilty of eating a hot sausage roll, sometimes, before I go round doing my shopping. I like to eat it when it’s still hot.
But I do pay for it when I get to the till. Honest.
I swear on the ghost of headless Bethan.
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Not forgetting the hateful old bastards “chatting” for 30 minutes blocking the aisles and looking at you like shit when you ask them to move – not to worry though, the cold weather will thin the fuckers out!
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I used to hate the little cunts in supermarkets, these days in our local ones I find I would take a snot-nosed mini-benefit dodger over the 12-strong gangs of Poles, Latvians, Lithuanians etc. that sidle in, pissed as newts, and blunder round the shop pushing pensioners out the way to get to the booze aisle; whereupon they fill several trolleys (each one to the value of about 300x the weekly shop I can afford) to the brim with bottles, and stash several more about their person using their EU-subsidised five-finger discount, before staggering back to the tills to put it all on a credit card
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Fucking right on Cuntan. I’ve stopped going to LIDL now, it’s like an EU convention held in Syria. Packed full of camel jockeys, dooshkas, & of course middle/upper middle class libtard types wearing chinos & tweed extolling the benefits,volume up, of vegan culinary ingredients that are “so much cheaper than Sainsbury’s yah” yes we know because it all goes off before it ripens you half witted, posh, inbred cunt. Back to Tesco for me now, more expensive but worth it to hear the native English.
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You’ve obviously not been in our local Tesco –
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Trouble is Mr Boggs i live in Hastings & it’s a 90% impoverished, low income town posing as a “new Brighton.” A loud minority of trendy hipster types, vile obnoxious gays/ lesbians and empathetic labour/liberal types on their soapboxes ignoring the great unwashed. Back to point Tesco is less of a shithole than other conglomerate supermarkets.
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Well said, Earl C. Better to pay a few pence extra than to be within hearing/smelling distance of the Eurofilth, Middle-Easterners or Middle-Earthers.
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Visited Hastings and the south coast in general many a time, and you say it is now like stepping into an odd liberal enclave; an “Alice in Fairyland” if you will
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They generally stick to the old town area. A place which was once a genuinely working class fishing community now sadly gentrified and populated by woke agenda driven homos & unscrupulous artsy types who have bought up everything so that locals feel uncomfortable venturing there. It’s actually quite sad but there you go.
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Despite the drug addicts/alcoholics, I liked Hastings when I visited. Not a multicultural nightmare plus smugglers caves attraction with Old Hairy Jack)
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The hipster set always seem to be in there buying gallons of art is anal gin in fruity (literally and metaphorically speaking) flavours these days as well
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Usually not theirs..
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It’s no that he hates the Jewz. It’s that they’ve outlived their usefulness. The moose limb vote now far outstrips that of the Golders Green lot, and with their birth rate, it’ll not be long before they take over. Jezza doesn’t want to offend his prospective voters (who hate Golders Green) by conveying sympathy with them. Simple as that.
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Only 265,000 Jews in UK compared to 3,000,000 (known) Muslims…
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So it’s perfectly ok to hate Muslims, but g-d help you if you voice the slightest criticism of Jews? Call me antisemitic, but I think we have a freedom of speech issue here. Not on ISAC, I hasten to add.
Took your time leaping into this one, RTC. The renewal of the antisemitism smear in time for the election was (your records will no doubt confirm this) one of Mystic Komodo’s better predictions three or four weeks ago.
Mirvis is a cunt. And Welby is an even bigger cunt: he should throw away the fancy dress and buy himself a kippah.
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There you go again K: “antisemitism smear” LOL!
Btw, I would never call you an antisemite K. That would be worse than calling you a cunt, which is against ISAC rules.
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Evidence, RTC? I’m still not seeing a single hard fact to confirm Corbyn’s alleged antisemitism. It’s anecdotal. Times, dates, transcripts of abuse, please. This has been whipped up out of all proportion, and synchronised. Mirvis issues the Jewish equivalent of a ‘rivers of blood’ speech the day before Labour is due to publish its faith agenda? Pure coincidence….eh?
Mirvis is a cunt, and so is Welby.
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That’s a fair point Komodo, I (and all us cunts in general) should know better than to take MSM reporting at face value
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A fuckin’ plague on all interfering religious leaders. They should all keep their noses out of politics. God knows(pun intended) they all have enough to do to put their own houses in order. The UK is a secular society and long may it fuckin’ remain so.
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I suspect this charge of antisemitism is exageratted but it is a convenient peg for Blairites especially to hang their objections on. Steptoe does not have his Lrrd Levy as Blair did or his retail guru Stuart Rose like Blair did, so perhaps the pansy Blairites have convinced themselves he is anti-Jewish because he has no senior figures propping him up as St Anthony did. but it is an emotive charge to save them just admitting that they don’t like Corbyn. It would also be a more “pure” motive if any of them feel like doing a Chuka and mincing out of the party.
There are stronger reasons to fear a Corbyn government not least the prospect of doctrinaire McDonnell takeover and the misandry of the Labour ladies who will be in full voice. Marxism is a much more genuine charge to lay at the door, and that he comes over as a clumsy sanctimonious old cunt.
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Yes Komodo I read your post a couple of weeks ago. I think you said something like ‘watch the antisemitism turned up to 11’. Little did I think. And yes just before the ‘Faith and Race’ thing.
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This could all have been nullified Miles, if Steptoe and Reg had brought out their single in time for Christmas.
🎶
What have I do to make you love me, oh
What have I got to do to be heard
What do I do when lightning strikes me
What have I got to do?
What have I got to do?
When sorry seems to be the hardest word 🎶
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It’s not too difficult to say sorry.
Dog knows on occasion I’ve had to dig deep to come up with the word on IsAC!
😀
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Corbyn should have turned up for the Neil interview in sackcloth and ashes. Maybe a false nose to add authenticity. Pleading for forgiveness.
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Steptoe cannot say ‘Sorry’.
Same with Boris & all these MPs.
They are so far up their own arses, they are incapable of every admitting that they did anything wrong.
‘For the people’ … ‘putting the country first’ – don’t make me laugh. They are taking this country to an abyss from which it may never return !
Alas, for my poor country … 🙁
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Off Topic -Anthony Joshua on tv with his rematch coming up, the most narcissistic in love with his self twat ive ever seen!
Andy Ruiz jr deserves to hang on to those belts till either Tyson Fury or more likely Deontay Wilder comes for them.
AJ is mirror-gay, totally up his own arse, hope he gets fuckin hammered!
The daft cunt.
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Think the fat spic has a chance early MNC but fear a Joshua left jab and wrap borefest, waste of 25 notes. Foresee a couple of scary moments for “AJ cunt” but a win on points. He’s a busted flush now anyway, without blowing my own trumpet saw weaknesses in him years back as i weren’t a bad amateur but no one listened, Wilder would kill him and the gypsy would toy with him, think Whyte would beat him as well.Not seen the undercard but i wouldn’t part with my dough.
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Your right it was on the cards from watching some of his earlier fights from how he reacts when he gets tagged, add to that poor displays vs Parker , Takam and Povetkin. Even if he beats this Mexican version of the stay puft marshmallow man he’s forever tainted for losing to the corpulent wet back in the first place.
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‘Mirror gay’ …. excellent and spot on. He’s just another gym monkey modelled on Frank Bruno and lacks the true resilience of a genuine fighter. The Gypsy King not only climbed off the floor to draw that Wilder bout, he had to navigate his way through about 10 rounds with an eye cut that needed 40+ stitches to win his last one. 2020 will be a decent year as the three of them go up against each other.
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A friend of mine was at the Joshua/Ruiz fight and states that when Joshua went down all the front row of the audience was showered in glass!
Ruiz is a good guy who has come from nothing without sponsorship and hype, very good to see him make it
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Boxing….the only time you’ll see two black blokes eager to hear a judges decision….
That’s terrible, a private admin cunting of Ikea.
https://youtu.be/pMhywI7ZznI
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You wear a flat cap well Miserable. Is that Blunty on the drums?
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Afternoon LL. Ah’reet cocker.? What ya on wi lad?
Miserable is like piffy on a rock bun. E’s doin me shed in.
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Thanks admin, that’s stick in my head now!!! Better wash it out with some Behemoth or Kreator or something
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This is modern life, fuck it. Cunts who jump queues, cunts who put their filthy feet on the seats of public transport, cunts who feel entitled to special treatment because they are not Caucasian, every species of cunt cunted on these pages. I feel for anyone trying to discourage cuntishness, Spoons, I really do, but it really is a lost cause.
Learn to enjoy the pain of a toddler who has fallen out of a trolley on its head, and alert the security staff to the Poles by the booze, whether or not you think they’re shoplifting. Your day will pass much more pleasantly.
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Works for me. Nothing like that smack sound when you hear one of the little fuckers fall straight onto the top of their bonce; very occasionally followed by a somewhat ominous silence….
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off topic- but did anyone have celeb chef Gary Rhodes in the deadpool?
He baked his last cake yesterday apparently
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Another thing that annoys me is having “Parent and Child” spaces nearest to the supermarket entrance. The lazy shitty kids should be made to walk much further! No wonder there’s an obesity epidemic!
If the kid can’t walk just stick in its filthy buggy so that its morbidly obese chavvy unmarried mother can fucking walk as well…..hopefully in the pissing rain.
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Sometimes I notice cars pulling into a parent child space with no children in them. (unless the child is the one driving the car, but they’re so low down in the seat I can’t see them, maybe?)
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When I read the tagline I thought this cunting was about Supermarket Sweep for Jeffrey Epstein!
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Dammit I missed this. Brillo is a fearsome cunt but he’s also forensic and merciless thankfully. Bojo will get the same. Corbyn has been shown up for the thick as pigshit Steptoe he really is. Anyone can run rings around him in a debate and he’s merely a puppet for the truly sinister cunts in the shadows behind him like that devious Trot, Milne (surprise surprise the son of a AlBeeb Director General).
As for kids in trolleys, the worst part is when a gaggle of such wimminz block the gangways, coo over each others sprogs and have a lengthy natter, oblivious to the needs of shoppers trying to reach in and pick up their groceries.
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Must admit I’m guilty of sticking mine in the trolley simply because I can get around quicker than having them walk next to me. It is annoying though when they sit or stand on a food item and I have to go back and swap it for a fresh one….
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Having worked in a supermarket I know exactly how the OP feels. Shop employees are exposed to the rudest and most ignorant section of society – the general public. Several times I felt the urge to hit one of them.
I’ve been reminded of another checkout pet hate of mine this week. It’s when the person being served insists on carefully packing all their purchases into bags and only when they’re satisfied it’s all nice and neat do they start looking for their money to pay for it. Or even worse, they start fucking around with a card. Why can’t they just put their stuff back in the trolley, pay for it, move away and bag it, instead of holding everybody up? The cunts.
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I can never remember to bring a pickaxe handle for those cunts. And for the “the wrong money/card’s inside a bag inside a bag inside a bag….under all my other shopping in my shopping trolley, whose zip is stuck” granny.
We’ve been in a queue of ten or more overloaded punters at the slowest checkout in the store, and you couldn’t contemplate getting your payment ready until now?
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I have a customer who worked in M+S produce dept, he was leaking the storeroom with a large box of fruit when a woman stopped him and asked if they had any oranges, his answer was “What the fuck do you think these are?” funny enough he doesn’t work there anymore
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What if the kids trod in some dogshit beforehand? Lovely. Every facet of UK society has gone to the dogs, literally. No law and order, no discipline at schools or at home, litter, graffiti and dog shit all over. Not for one minute would I want to go to Pyongyang but every documentary I’ve seen from there, the streets, parks and subways are spotless. Maybe we need a bit of Kim Jong Un discipline over here?
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Bob, I’ve noticed if you say, Pyongyang, aloud, it sounds like a bullet ricocheting. 🙂
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The sweet old dear in the photo looks like my late old ma who was arrested in a supermarket for feeling the plums.
Unfortunately, they were still attached to the manager at the time.
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Bertie!!! 😀
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Kim jong un cheif gaffer of sainsburys !fucking knockout!there would be a considerable change with him /no euro types after the booze/checkpoints with machine guns.no screaming brats either u wouldnt fuck about in there or you d be FLOWN OUT STRAPPED TO A LARGE MISSILE!
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Where did all the Corbyn/antisemitism posts go on this thread?
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Yeah I call shenanigans; I’ve noticed a few gems gone missing today presumably for “sensitive” content….
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Good question….
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Was thinking the same myself! I thought it got tasty but not out of hand.
I think this was due to the intervention of the Inter Faith Council of the UK. I am eagerly waiting the C of E’s advice on which way I should vote.
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It’s tempting to think that there are some cunts it is forbidden to cunt, and they got cunted. Just so long as no-one’s looking for an apology, anyway…
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I recall on a warmish day a parent allowing his snot nosed kid to stand in the chiller cabinet !!!, supermarket shopping does wind me up humanity at its worst in some instances
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Evening Star, did the dad shut the door?!
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I saw one of these little shits poking his finger in most of the bread outside the bakery section once. I shudder to think where his fingers had been prior to that.
I decided I’d get the bread from somewhere else that time.
His mother of course was nowhere to be seen and when she finally did waddle into view she was a Waynetta Slob clone with mobile phone permanently clamped to her ear.
The child probably thinks his name is “get ‘ere naah!”
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