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Oh please please another cunting for that political giant and all round goodfellow Keith (washing machine) Vaz. Appears that the investigations into the “not renboy affair and offer to pay for marching powder” carried out by some government committe have concluded that vazalines explanation was bollocks and the youngish chaps present and seen on the recording were not interior decorators advising vaz on a face lift for the shagging pad but rentboys of Eastern European extraction. The Romanian rentboy was the one that vaz offered to pay for his white powder. Parts of the conversation involved vaz telling the others that on a previous session with a rentboy no condom was avaliable so vaz went bareback. The commission pointed out that at no time did any person appearing in the recording mention gloss or silk finish for woodwork and no samples of wall covering were visible throughout the recording. The committee agreed that vaz told them a crock of shit ie told porkies and his story was ludicrous to say the least. The report recommends that he be elevated to the peerage.

Nominated by Black biscuit

 

Keith ‘Ludicrous’ Vaz
I’m sure we can all agree that our politicians are wonderful. As an outstanding illustration, please step forward the ‘Honourable’ Keith Vaz, MP for Leicester East.
Mr Vaz is no stranger to controversy, and now finds himself in hot water with the Commons Standards Committee. The committee has found that Vaz has caused ‘significant damage’ to the reputation of parliament (oh, the delicious irony of it!) and is set to suspend him for six months.
So what’s the bad boy been up to then? Well, he was secretly recorded in his London flat meeting two (ah-hem) male ‘escorts’ (rent boys to you and me) and offering to buy marching powder for a third person.
Now personally, I wouldn’t even mind so much if Vaz simply put up his hand and said it was a fair cop; although we can reasonably expect people in public life, particularly law-makers, to set an example, we’re all human. Let he who is without sin etc. No, what riles me about Vaz is the sheer contempt he displays to both his peers and the public in the excuses offered for his behaviour. Apparently the meeting between the parties, held late on a Saturday evening, was to discuss redecoration of the flat. As you do. The meeting reportedly lasted almost two hours, but Vaz stated that he couldn’t remember it, claiming that his drink was ‘spiked’. I’ve seen no explanation as to why this would occur at a meeting just to talk about a bit of painting and decorating.
Anyway, the committee wasn’t buying it, indicating that the MP’s explanations simply weren’t believable, and indeed, were ‘ludicrous’, and so the ‘Honourable’ Mr Vaz is now looking at time in the parliamentary equivalent of purgatory.
The motion before the nation is that Keith Vaz is a cunt; ‘ayes’ to the right, 50 million and counting.

Nominated by Ron Knee

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  2. Its within living memory where doing drugs, and diddling rent boys would be a massive career ending scandal.
    Nowadays because keith is Asian /indian whatever, gay, hes almost immune from it.
    Dont care if hes gay, dont care about his race, but surely the fact hes devious and liar is something to care about?
    Dont lend him money for god sake.

    • Oh and when did ‘painting & decorating’ become a euphemism for drugged up spunking up another mans arse?

      (My first post seemed to calm and reasonable)

  3. The Honourable Keith Vaz. M.P.

    This latest “setback” won’t discourage old Teflon Keith (apologies for length of post but he warrants it)……….Leicester IRA attack
    In February 1990, after a bombing attack by the Provisional Irish Republican Army against a British Army recruiting centre in Leicester, Vaz publicly suggested that the Army had stored explosives on the premises.[18]

    Filkin inquiry
    In February 2000, the Parliamentary standards watchdog Elizabeth Filkin began an investigation after allegations that Vaz had accepted several thousand pounds from a solicitor, Sarosh Zaiwalla, which he had failed to declare. The allegations were made by Andrew Milne, a former partner of Zaiwalla, and were denied by both Vaz and Zaiwalla.[19][20] He was censured for a single allegation – that he had failed to register two payments worth £4,500 in total from Zaiwalla.[21] Vaz was accused of blocking Filkin’s investigation into the allegations.[22]

    Hinduja affair
    In January 2001, immigration minister Barbara Roche revealed in a written Commons reply that Vaz, along with Peter Mandelson and other MPs, had contacted the Home Office about the Hinduja brothers. She said that Vaz had made inquiries about when a decision on their application for citizenship could be expected.[23]

    On 25 January, Vaz had become the focus of Opposition questions about the Hinduja affair and many parliamentary questions were tabled, demanding that he fully disclose his role. Vaz said via a Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) spokesman that he would be “fully prepared” to answer questions put to him by Sir Anthony Hammond, QC, who had been asked by the Prime Minister to carry out an inquiry into the affair.

    Vaz had known the Hinduja brothers for some time; he had been present when the charitable Hinduja Foundation was set up in 1993, and also delivered a speech in 1998 when the brothers invited Tony and Cherie Blair to a Diwali celebration.[24]

    On 26 January 2001, John Redwood, MP, accused Prime Minister Tony Blair of prejudicing the independent inquiry into the Hinduja passport affair, after Blair declared that the Foreign and Commonwealth Office minister Keith Vaz had not done “anything wrong”.[25] On the same day, Vaz told reporters that they would “regret” their behaviour once the facts of the case were revealed. “Some of you are going to look very foolish when this report comes out. Some of the stuff you said about Peter, and about others and me, you’ll regret very much when the facts come out”, he said. When asked why the passport application of one of the Hinduja brothers had been processed more quickly than normal, being processed and sanctioned in six months when the process can take up to two years, he replied, “It is not unusual.”[26]

    In March, Vaz was ordered to co-operate fully with a new inquiry launched into his financial affairs by Elizabeth Filkin. Foreign Secretary Robin Cook, Vaz’s superior, also urged him to answer fully allegations about his links with the Hinduja brothers. Vaz met Filkin on 20 March to discuss a complaint that the Hinduja Foundation had given £1,200 to Mapesbury Communications, a company run by his wife, in return for helping to organise a Hinduja-sponsored reception at the House of Commons. Vaz had previously denied receiving money from the Hindujas, but insisted that he made no personal gain from the transaction in question.[28][29]

    In June 2001, Vaz said that he had made representations during the Hinduja brothers’ applications for British citizenship while a backbench MP. Tony Blair also admitted that Vaz had “made representations” on behalf of other Asians.[30]

    In December 2001, Elizabeth Filkin cleared Vaz of failing to register payments to his wife’s law firm by the Hinduja brothers, but said that he had colluded with his wife to conceal the payments. Filkin’s report said that the payments had been given to his wife for legal advice on immigration issues and concluded that Vaz had gained no direct personal benefit, and that Commons rules did not require him to disclose payments made to his wife. She did, however, criticise him for his secrecy, saying, “It is clear to me there has been deliberate collusion over many months between Mr Vaz and his wife to conceal this fact and to prevent me from obtaining accurate information about his possible financial relationship with the Hinduja family”.[32]

    Suspension from House of Commons
    In 2002, Vaz was suspended from the House of Commons for one month after a Committee on Standards and Privileges inquiry found that he had made false allegations against Eileen Eggington, a former policewoman. The committee concluded that “Mr Vaz recklessly made a damaging allegation against Miss Eggington to the Commissioner, which was not true, and which could have intimidated Miss Eggington or undermined her credibility”.[33]

    That he had given misleading information to the Standards and Privileges Committee and Elizabeth Filkin about his financial relationship to the Hinduja brothers.
    That he had failed to register his paid employment at the Leicester Law Centre when he first entered Parliament in 1987.
    That he had failed to register a donation from the Caparo group in 1993.
    It was concluded that Vaz had “committed serious breaches of the Code of Conduct and showed contempt for the House” and it was recommended that he be suspended from the House of Commons for one month.[36]

    Nadhmi Auchi
    In 2001, it was revealed that Vaz had assisted Anglo-Iraqi billionaire Nadhmi Auchi in his attempts to avoid extradition to France. Opposition MPs called for an investigation into what one dubbed “Hinduja Mark II”.[3]

    Home Affairs Select Committee
    In July 2007, Vaz was elected as the chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee. Select committee members are usually proposed by the Committee of Selection which, under the Standing Orders of the House, nominates members to select committees,[43] but unusually Vaz was the only nomination made by Harriet Harman, Leader of the House of Commons and Lord Privy Seal. Harman argued that this was because there was not sufficient time to go through the usual procedure before the impending summer recess. The Chairman of the Committee of Selection told the House that the Committee had been ready to meet earlier that week, but had been advised by the Government that there was no business for it to transact.[44] Vaz replaced John Denham on 26 July 2007. Vaz was re-elected to the Committee’s chairmanship in June 2015.[45]

    Speculation over Counter-Terrorism Bill
    Vaz’s backing for the 42-day terrorist detention without charge “was seen as crucial by the Government”.[46] During the debate on 10 June 2008, the day before the key vote, Vaz was asked in Parliament whether he had been offered an honour for his support. He said: “No, it was certainly not offered—but I do not know; there is still time.”[46] The Daily Telegraph printed a hand written letter to Vaz, written the day after the vote, then Chief Whip Geoff Hoon wrote:

    “Dear Keith… Just a quick note to thank you for all your help during the period leading up to last Wednesday’s vote. I wanted you to know how much I appreciated all your help. I trust that it will be appropriately rewarded!… With thanks and best wishes, Geoff.”[46]

    Vaz wrote to the Press Council complaining the story was inaccurate, that the letter had been obtained by subterfuge and that he had not been contacted before the story was published. The complaint was rejected as the article made it clear that the reports of an honour were just speculation which Vaz had already publicly denied.[47]

    Conflict of interest

    Vaz in 2008
    In September 2008, Vaz faced pressure to explain why he failed to declare an interest when he intervened in an official investigation into the business dealings of a close friend, solicitor Shahrokh Mireskandari, who has played a role in several racial discrimination cases against the Metropolitan Police, and who was representing Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur in his racial discrimination case against Scotland Yard Commissioner Sir Ian Blair.

    The Solicitors Regulation Authority began an investigation into Mireskandari’s legal firm, Dean and Dean, in January 2008 after a number of complaints about its conduct. Vaz wrote a joint letter with fellow Labour MP Virendra Sharma to the authority’s chief executive, Anthony Townsend, in February 2008 on official House of Commons stationery. He cited a complaint he had received from Mireskandari and alleged “discriminatory conduct” in its investigation into Dean and Dean. The Authority was forced to set up an independent working party to look into whether it had disproportionately targeted non-white lawyers for investigation.]

    Detention without charge inquiry
    In September 2008, Vaz came under pressure when it was revealed that he had sought the private views of Prime Minister Gordon Brown in connection with the Committee’s independent report into government plans to extend the detention of terror suspects beyond 28 days. The Guardian reported that emails suggested that Vaz had secretly contacted the Prime Minister about the committee’s draft report and proposed a meeting because “we need to get his [Brown’s] suggestions”. An email was sent in November 2007 to Ian Austin, Gordon Brown’s parliamentary private secretary, and copied to Fiona Gordon, at the time Brown’s political adviser. Another leaked email showed that Vaz had also sent extracts of the committee’s draft report to the former Lord Chancellor, Lord Falconer, for his comments; according to Parliament’s standing orders, the chairman of the Select Committee cannot take evidence from a witness without at least two other committee members being present.

    Shami Chakrabarti, then director of human rights group Liberty, compared it to a judge deciding a case privately emailing one of the parties to seek their suggestions.

    Vaz denied that he invited Brown to contribute, except as a witness to the committee.[49]

    Other issues and incidents since 2008
    Parliamentary expenses
    Vaz’s total expenses of £173,937 in 2008/2009 were ranked 45th out of 647 MPs, with office running costs and staffing costs accounting for 70% of this.[13] The register of Member’s interests shows that he owns the constituency office.[13] His second home expenses, ranked 83 out of 647 at £23,831 in 2008/2009[13] were the subject of a Daily Telegraph article.[50] Vaz who lives in Stanmore, a 45-minute journey time from Parliament, claimed mortgage interest on a flat in Westminster he bought in 2003.

    In May 2007, after claiming for the flat’s service and council tax, he switched his designated second home to his constituency office and bought furniture.[50] The report into the Parliamentary expenses scandal by Sir Thomas Legg showed that 343 MPs had been asked to repay some money[51] and Vaz was asked to repay £1514 due to furnishing items exceeding allowable cost.[52] New expenses rules published by the Independent Parliamentary Standards Authority which came into force after the 2010 general election limit the second home allowance to £1,450 a month, i.e. the Westminster cost of renting a one bedroomed flat. Profits made on existing second homes will be recouped.[53]

    Patrick Mercer affair
    Vaz was one of the members of the Commons who agreed to be on the all-party parliamentary group on Fiji proposed by Patrick Mercer MP, as part of his paid advocacy for lobbyists. Mercer was recorded describing Vaz as “a crook of the first order”, adding that he had “never met an operator like him… I mean it’s not always completely ethical but it’s stunning, he is an operator”. Such comments on Vaz and on other politicians were a reason for the Committee on Standards deciding that Mercer had brought the House of Commons into disrepute.[54][55]

    2015 election campaign loudspeaker use

    Vaz in 2016

    Male prostitute revelations
    Allegations about Vaz were published by the British Sunday Mirror tabloid in early September 2016. It was reported that he had engaged in unprotected sexual activity with male prostitutes and had told them he would pay for cocaine if they wished to use it. He told the prostitutes that his name was Jim and that he was an industrial washing machine salesman.[60] Vaz later apologised for his actions.[61][62] “It is deeply disturbing that a national newspaper should have paid individuals who have acted in this way”, he said.[61][63] Vaz resigned as chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee on 6 September 2016.[64]

    At the end of October 2016, Vaz was appointed to the Justice Select Committee, after he had put himself forward and was nominated by his party.[65] A House of Commons motion to block this development was defeated; they are rare on such an issue. According to Laura Hughes of The Daily Telegraph, Conservative Party whips told their MPs to vote for Vaz in the division to prevent a precedent being created of such appointments being rejected by MPs. Over 150 Conservative MPs voted in support of Vaz.[1] The Conservative MP Andrew Bridgen asked in the chamber of Vaz; “If the right honourable member for Leicester East found himself last month to be not fit to be chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee and the matters are unresolved, what makes him think that he is a fit and proper person this month?”[66]

    The Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards, Kathryn Hudson, has previously announced an investigation into Vaz’s conduct.[66] The Standards Commissioner’s investigation was halted “for medical reasons” in December 2017.[67] The inquiry recommenced in March 2018[68] and, in October 2019, the inquiry recommended that he be suspended from Parliament for six months.[69][70] On 31 October, MPs voted in favour of the suspension.[71]

    • I actually had to edit out half a dozen other cases of his “honourable” behaviour because the post was too long….quite something when your charge sheet is too long to be accepted !

      • Morning Fiddler, what a fucking charge sheet! This sleazy turd burgling cunt is like a Westminster Lazarus. With the ongoing Brexit debacle he has been flying under the radar but this shit has been going on since 2000 (that we know of). Leicester East must be full of cunts to keep electing ‘Jim’, no doubt fully enriched.

      • Great work, Dick. I remember this cunt’s behaviour at the time of the 2001 election when, throughout the campaign, he totally lost his voice (it was miraculously restored the morning after the election), and his supercilious attitude to reporters and his disgusting bullying of Ms. Filkin (just like his friend Mandelson he would hint at “possible legal action”. Vaz’s henchman was a lawyer called Geoffrey Binder who was always coming out of is shithole office in Holborn to issue his clients threats on BBC radio). Not heard of Binder recently so perhaps dead or retired. He is no loss to humanity, whatever/wherever he is. Perhaps providing food for the worms will be his best contribution to society as will be Vaz’s, whenever his “cardiac” or “depression” sends him to the great Hotpoint in the sky.

        Apart from that, it has to be said that the Blairites were just as big a bunch of fucking lying dishonest cunts as Steptoe’s shower, hypocritical and devoid of shame. That said Steptoe’s chief chimpanzee Dawn Butler has apparently been living it up on the boat of a multi-millionaire despite Steptoe’s strictures on the rich – for the few not the many where the nodding dog expenses scammer is concerned. But New Labour criminality always brings up the same floating turds – Harman the pie expert, The Hoon Show, Blair and his power bottom Mandy.

        Why doesn’t Dame Keir have a word with Vaz?. Why doesn’t Steptoe tell him to fuck off?.

        Most of all how corrupt and stupid are the voters of Leicester East to allow that oily motherfucker to represent them?. He isn’t fit to scrub the floors in the whorehouse his mother came from.

      • Tell you what Dick, if you get a bad back and cant do manual labour,
        Career in investigative journalism is a shoe in.
        Pleasure to read.

    • This compendious œuvre, in which you lay bareback the multifarious misdeeds of the Honourable Member from those tidier transgressions to his more peripheral peccadilloes, is a vast and impressive contribution, Herr Fiedler. A masterwork indeed, and something of an eye-opener, for me at least.

      I shall attempt – vicariously, of course – to draw it to the attention of Mr Keith Vaz “Deferens” himself, when the opportunity arises. It would be expected to cause a satisfying measure of perturbation to him, on reading such a pitch-perfect précis of the shortfall in his credibility.

      Superb stuff, the cream of ISAC
      (X300)

      • Morning CS, where have you been?
        Also, is there some verbal cunning in your misspelling of Mr Fiddler’s name?

      • I thought that, all about effectiveness of group leaders etc.
        Ancestry.com offers the following:
        Fiedler Name Meaning
        German and Jewish (Ashkenazic): occupational name for a professional fiddle player, or a nickname for a skilled amateur, from Middle High German videlære, German Fiedler (Yiddish fidler).

      • Morning Admin

        I did post a reply – twice – which has become stuck in the pipes of diethyl æther.

        Have a poke around, or I can attempt a repost

      • Morning RTC. I cannot imagine what those might be. It was, as always, semantically pretty “straight”, and largely devoid of lewd, lascivious, or otherwise lurid, controversial and contentious linguistic constructions. I attempted several redactions, based on my understanding of html-related issues with WordPress™, but in vain.

        Time now to remember my father’s father, who was invalided off when fighting the Hun at the Somme.

        prosperum iter facias

    • With a charge sheet that long and more to come no doubt as pertains to a serial transgressor, it comes as little surprise he sought help in redecorating, where would you find the time.

    • Great work Dick. A rap sheet like this, and the cunt’s still in Parliament. It beggars belief.

  4. I predict he shall return to parliament following the 6 month suspension running concurrently with sickness.

    A position in the House of Lords ultimately awaits Keith “Probity” Vaz. In fact, I’d wager the position has already been rubber stamped.

    A very worthy cunting. Keith Vaz is human vermin.

  5. Didn’t think the acid-flingers were too keen on gays? They’ll probably still vote for him as long as no-one else from their ‘community’ puts themselves up for election.

    With a surname like a brand of washing powder, bet he’d love to shift those stubborn whites from Leicester (although there wasn’t so many of them on my last visit)

  7. Comrade Corbyn better look smarter than Comrade Foot today at the Ceontaph
    . Remembering the brave and glorious service personnel who have died defending this beautiful island must stick in his throat.

    He is an utter scum cunt if the 1st order. Total Fenian loving, Jew hating scum.
    A party,founded by Jews,destroyed by a Marxist Leninist delusional coffin dodger.

    Fuck off and die you vile piece of dog shit.

    He has no business honouring the fallen. Mind you,he has experience of laying wreathes,doez he not? Last time it was honouring dead Fakestinian scum in Tunisia, me thinks.

    Corbyn,McDonnell et all. I really do fear for my tribe if they got into power.

    If I did not have elderly parents I would fuck off to Israel. I am not rich but would happily scrub toilets on a kibbutz than live under an anti semitic Marxist Leninist dictatorship.

    God Save The Queen!
    Rule Britannia!

  8. And they call these cunts “Honorable” or “Right Honorable” – that’s what really sticks in my craw.

  9. When I read about Jim it put me all in a spin
    Select Home Affairs Committee Chairman to washer salesman?
    This pompous prick should have been kicked out of Parliament in 2008 along with Mandleson for the cash for passports scandal Vaz is a hard two faced underhanded lier looks down his nose on other people and treats them with utter contempt.
    If he wants to employ rent boys for sex and drugs that’s his business but when it involves flats that are paid for on Parliamentary expenses that’s another matter Jim needs to pay for such things himself “let’s get this party started”MrVaz or is it Jim? needs to get his story straight I hear he is in hospital with mental health issues so how is it he is fit to stand again for Parliament? Another champagne socialist under the guise of Labour kick him out.Bareback Vaz aka Jim spinmaster general

    • I bought a washing machine off ‘jim’
      It stole my wallet and tried to bum me!
      Hes a fraud!!😣

      • I can guess!
        If its whatd happen round here his washing machines better be good with blood soaked rags.

  11. Dawn Butler Corbyns Nodding Dog.
    Apparently applying for the job of Labour Deputy Leader now Tom Watson has kicked the job into touch Another Champagne Socialist

    • You’ve got to laugh, or you’d fucking well weep. Butler as Worzel’s deputy, and Flabbott the Hutt as possible Home Secretary. Fucking hell. What a fucking parcel of rogues Parliament is.

  12. Vaz is as bent as a Mobius strip. But then find me someone in the Liebour party that isn’t.

      • Not any more. Momentum kicked her arse out.
        Vaz the cunt is shored up by the effnick vote of Leicester East. Making him toe the legal line is raaaaay-sist.
        Of course, what the Labour Party doesn’t realise is that eventually the effnicks will form their own political parties and will have no need for champagne socialists. Digging their own graves.

  13. Thank you Hon Foxchaser-Fiddler for a full on Vazaline is a twat comment. In this day and age the peccadilloes of a z list slab warrant more media time and investigation than the often criminal wrongdoings of those elected to positions of power and influence. Such is the state of affairs; all a wrongdoer has to do is keep their head down for a while whilst the main stream media is “encouraged” to lay off. Voila back to claiming expenses, lying, molesting, arranging and so on. The right Hon K Vaz is a past master of deceit and dodgy hobbies. His doorbell plays “I will survive” though that could be a naughty porky. This man is a classic example of the rulers protecting their own. If he is elected again in December he will be free as a bird to carry on doing what Keith does best looking after himself and his huge pension fund

  14. Where else but the House of Commons could such behaviour be acceptable enough for a colossal cunt like him to keep his job? In any other walk of life, most of his misdemeanours would be enough for instant dismissal on their own, let alone be allowed to amass the number of crimes this crook has got away with. Parliamentary privilege? Cunts, I bet the suspension is on full pay as well.

  15. Never mind us plebs greasy Keef is set for life.
    And AIDS hopefully the cunt.
    Fucking hated the slimy twat long before his bumming video came out.
    Fuck off.

  16. Spends far too much time standing in Tesco bags does this cunt ? Fuck me I’m turning into Graham Taylor. A fantastic example of the moral depravity of politicians. muck dick.

  17. If the bareback rider was sourcing stardust from east European decorators, chances are it was polyfilla

  18. If dear old Keith Vasaline is perchance prevented from running in the election, (dream on), then a career opportunity surely awaits as decorating consultant in the ongoing Palace of Westminster refurbishment, having no doubt formed countless contacts and contracts with the Guild of East European Painters & Decorators whose rates are I believe are somewhat flexible depending on the level of personal service required

  20. I can’t understand all this animosity towards the right honourable gentleman. It is a well-known fact that Eastern European youths are particularly adept at interior decoration and that he merely offered them a pick-me-up because they would be working late. As he is obviously not guilty of any misconduct, he deserves an apology and to be elevated to the peerage without further delay.

    • An absolute ideal canditate for the house of lords then!(yes literally like something out of a blackadder sketch)to say nothing of the baby eating bishop of bartham wells.

  21. Morning Admin!

    CS died a peaceful death of complications arising from excessive Vodafone abuse. He clung on posing as the Rear Admiral who incepted our SIS until a contribution in May, whereafter he met a sticky end after too many tongue-lashings from a resident lizard.

    To paraphrase Jesse’s Diets from “The Fast Show”, since then I personally have been engaged with copious copulation, defending criminals, and playing with pipe organs of another kind (in no particular order).

    Mister Sheen, from the family who brought the world the X300 garden flamethrower for the destruction of weeds, was conceived some weeks ago. Sheen briefly “locked horns” with Dick Fiddler, loc cit on a nicety involving the latter’s apparent endorsement of our current Dear Leader, per reticula in obscurum, via deed poll and de Pfeffel.

    Könnt Euch mal den Herrn Fiedler selbst fragen!

    prosperum iter facias

  22. Good to see some research-based cunting, which leaves no doubt whatever that Vaz is a monumental cunt, with indisputable evidence. That’s the way to do it. Nice one, Dick, and only sorry you had to truncate it.

  23. As the ”Palace” of Westminster was one time graced with two of the UK’s most regal Queens in both Keith Vasaline and Peter Mandelson (another well known decorator of dark corridors and back passages) one can but wonder if they ever played the role of conjugal partners. If this was ever thus can you imagine the hissy fit as to who got to dip his brush in the paint pot first

  24. Humour and ridicule aside Vazz has to be one of the most contemptible figures ever to disgrace parliament, what struck me when he was the chair of the Home Affairs Select Committee was his utter pomposity and the sarcasm given to those being questioned whose faults if any pale in comparison with his own, talk about the pot calling the kettle black (or a darker shade of pale in Vazz’s case, yet another decorating allegory to digest)

  26. Dick Fiddler…… a grateful nation humbly salutes you!!

    Vazelube has quite clearly read your epic post and realised the game is up and so he’s standing down.

    (Chorus of cheers from the sensible minority of Leicester-ites. The Jon Lord and not the Gary Linemepockets side of town)

    Arise Sir Dick!

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