John Legend and Kelly Clarkson (No, me neither)
US singers John Legend and Kelly Clarkson have recorded an updated version of the Christmas hit Baby, It’s Cold Outside which ran into controversy with the #MeToo movement.
And so it goes. History rewritten for the age of the virtuous. Old standard songs scrutinised for acceptability. And no doubt having the soul torn out of them.
So what else could sub-karaoke musical giants bowdlerise?
White Christmas? Ole Man River?
Perhaps we could have ‘There is nothing Like a Tranny’ ? Seven husbands for Seven Brothers?
Words fail #metoo.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
You TRANSPHOBE you….. It’s now Ol’ Trans River and it’s no longer the Mississippi, it’s the Nonbinarysissippi. Get with the programme.
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Whats the problem with it? Am i missing something?
This was covered by Tom Jones & Cerys Matthews not long ago, no one said owt then?
Just some daft cunt looking for issues where there isnt one.
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Glorifies date rape apparently. That’s it, I’m done – would Dick lend me one of his antique shotguns?
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Last time I heard “Oliver’s Army” on the radio the phrase “one less white n*gger” – slang for the Irish – had been wiped as well
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I preferred TISM’s ‘There’ll Never Be An Old Man River’.
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Correction – ‘HE’LL Never Be An Old Man River’.
Cunt.
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Get your woke mixed race music fix here.
Fuck off, just fuck off, the song was written in 1944, towards the end of the war when every man was not considered to be a rapist sex offender.
Many of the men were serving in the war or were vets of the first world war. They were men, they did men stuff, they cared for their families and cared about principals and old fashioned shit like that.
1944:
“I enjoyed that drink and walk in the snow”
“Me too”
2019:
“I’ve just been the subject of micro aggression and visual rape, I feel the world is truly evil becasue of men”
# MeToo
Fuck off you useless, spineless, whining fucking Nazi’s.
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….and then fuck off some more you fucking bed-wetting poofters.
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The day when your neighbourhood Political Officer turns up on your doorstep (backed up by Plod naturally) to vet your music, film and book collections just edged a little closer…
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Yep. 1984 isn’t looking like fiction so much now is it….. we’ll end up with the shit dystopian future, not one of the good ones like Mad Max; I’d gladly strap Gretchen Blunderbuss to the front of my V8 interceptor and ride her roughshod through the apocalyptic wastelands (came out sounding more sexual than I meant it to)
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Yep spot on. The age of wrong think ! is upon us. Look at all the politicised tv adverts subliminal indoctrination.
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And no shortage of cunts to sneakily dob you in to Big Brother either..
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Kelly Clarkson – wasn’t she/he a Top Gear Presenter, now fully transitioned?
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🎶”I wish it could be Ramadan, every day.”
“Simply, Having, a Wonderful Diwali”🎵
..and who could forget Bowie crooning with Bing…”Little Bomber Boy”
Merry Pagans’ Day.
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As Sharon Osborne says (Christ, she’s still alive?)…
“The Talk” co-host Sharon Osborne is chilly towards the new release. “It’s a piece of art… to change an innocent lyric, to what is it, ‘your mind and your body?’ What the hell are you on? That’s ridiculous,” she said during a discussion on the show.
And Deena Martin, Dean Martin’s daughter, called Legend’s new lyrics “absolutely absurd.”
“I think what he’s done is he’s stealing the thunder from Frank Loesser’s song and my dad,” she said on Good Morning Britain. “He should write his own song if he doesn’t like this one, but don’t change the lyrics. It’s a classic, perfect song.”
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/11/08/entertainment/john-legend-kelly-clarkson-baby-its-cold-outside-remake-trnd/index.html
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Fuck me, never thought I’d agree with that haggard old trollop. Like when the cunts moaned about ‘A Fairytale Of New York’, changing ‘Scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot’ to something else. Fucking wankstain cunts, looking for offense when none exists.
Fuck me, fetch me omeprazole.
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Fuck me, moderation! Is the BBC censoring this site?😉
No an over zealous robot today by the looks of things.
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scümbag is a trigger word. And possibly fâggot too.
in fact any word with cüm embedded in it will take you into moderation.
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Every day’s a school day!
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Surprised they didn’t change the title, too…
“Non-binary limp-wristed libturd fuckwit tale of New York” or similar….
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I’m working on a remix ok n honour of the soon to be extinct whities in Britain.
‘Do you remember the day’s of whitey’
Performed by Tony Blair with Cherie on backing vocals.
Go fuck yourselves.
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With the call to prayer as the chorus… naturally.
Alan o’ snackbar.
Piss off
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#I’m dreaming of a non-white Happy holiday# (given that I will probably no longer be able to sing “I’m dreaming of a White Christmas”)
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Apparently, all snow falling over the UK will be pre-seeded with black dye to offset the social stereotyping of the festive season.
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You laugh, but……
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Fuck Christmas, an overrated excuse for the masses to spend money on shit they don’t need with money they don’t have.
The ultimate celebration of the common and unwashed.
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You cant be more un PC than this.
https://youtu.be/Be97WDAv2pg
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Smack my bitch up would perfectly acceptable mind.
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Only if you were less than pleased with your christmas presents
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These cunts are pissing me off, next thing they will be saying that Santa isn’t real…
CUNTS!
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Expect a “reinterpretation” of the Police’s “Roxeanne”, “Pretty Woman” by Roy Orbison and Clapton’s “Layla” to name but three evil songs,
And shouldn’t “I’m Every Woman” be either banned or rewritten due to its misandrist overtones?
And woe betide Percy Sledge’s “When A Man Loves A Woman”. Not only sexist, but blatantly homophobic and transphobic. BANNED!!
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Never mind. They won’t fuck about with Lola…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBBN401KUME
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‘I’m dreaming of a rainbow christmas, just like the ones we used to know…’
We’d better get used to the threat of a visit from The Bottom Inspectors as well.
Fantastic bit of cunting CC!
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What would they be measuring up for ????
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On this subject of randy guys trying to do what a healthy young man does when faced with a little doll, does anyone remember this blast from the past by Mike Sarne and the delightful Wendy Richard? Lucky guy. She finally agreed to go outside with him. “But not for too long”. Oh yeah! Wanna bet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnTQT9Wbjk4
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Always thought Rod Stewart’s Tonight’s the night hasn’t really stood the test of time;
Stay away from my window
Stay away from my back door too
Disconnect the telephone line
Relax baby and draw that blind
Kick off your shoes and sit right down
Loosen off that pretty French gown
Let me pour you a good long drink
Ooh baby don’t you hesitate cause
Tonight’s the night
It’s gonna be alright
‘Cause I love you girl
Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now
Come on angel my hearts on fire
Don’t deny your man’s desire
You’d be a fool to stop this tide
Spread your wings and let me come inside
Tonight’s the night
It’s gonna be alright
‘Cause I love you girl
Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now
Don’t say a word my virgin child
Just let your inhibitions run wild
The secret is about to unfold
Upstairs before the night’s too old
Tonight’s the night…
Jesus H Christ! I’m surprised that the wimminazi luftwaffe haven’t flattened Beverley Hills or anywhere else Rod might be residing.
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Reading that all I can picture is Rod’s sweaty face, grimacing through the vinegar strokes, bearing down on me
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“Rod’s Rod”. Ha ha. I bet the old Rodmaster has parted some pink poontang in his years and deposited a few gallons of man yogurt. He fucked a young Britt Ekland, the spawny, big-nosed bastard.
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Yep, jammy cunt. And of course the parade of money-grubbing slappers he’s biffed would still have let him if he hadn’t moved on from being a labourer at Highgate cemetery….
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Water everything down to cause no controversy and this pigshit is one of the results.
No doubt these septic tank warblers will be laughing all the way to the drug dealers.
Put them down a well.
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Seven Husbands For Seven Brothers
HAHAHA!
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Santa Baby is one that’s become controversial as well. Shame because it’s a good song.
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Ive heard of both but they’re popular with The Gormless so havent ventured too far into finding out who they are. I suspect they’re the sort of trash who’d be covered by media whores ‘the 3AM girls’ many years ago.
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They both know what black cock tastes like.
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Put this shit to bed and just turn up the ”Slade” to max, that’s what I call christmas
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