Joel Scott-Halkes

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A Steve Coogan, carbon footprint-sized cunting for this Extinction Rebellion bellend.

He looks and sounds exactly as you would expect. Never kissed a girl, or had more than one pint of lager without needing his stomach pumped. Unlike his arse, which is probably pumped with his 12-inch dildo on a regular basis while he looks at pictures of Stalin.

Anyway, this cunt was just interviewed on the BBC about his group disrupting the country, which culminated in a glorious kicking of two idiots at a tube station.

For once, a journalist at the BBC asked a decent question when he said, “But these commuters are helping the environment by using public transport. Surely you should be supporting people lowering their carbon footprint?”

Do you know how this bellend responded? With a straight face and everything, by the way.

He said that these protests are nothing to do with reducing carbon footprints. It’s about disrupting businesses, the economy and our day to day lives. That’s what those signs mean that say “Business as usual” (the cunt who got dragged off the train had one of these signs). He admitted to his own (and others in his group’s) hypocrisy in having a large carbon footprint, but that modern life (i.e. going to work and using electricity) hampers them from having a smaller carbon footprint. So you see, it’s the ‘government’s fault’ that they own a petrol guzzling sports car (Coogan) or travel by plane to their regular skiing holidays (one of the leaders of ER was outed for this recently). What utter shite!

He also said that these protests will continue today (good luck..I hope you all get the shit kicked out of you all fucking day).

In conclusion, it seems these cunts are just trying to destroy the economy. Like revolutionary Marxists are wont to do.

Drop them off in Pyongyang with tattoos on their foreheads that say “Kim Jong-Un is a dumb, fat ugly cunt who’s probably a bit gay”.

Let’s see how much they like communism then.

Fuck off.

Nominated by One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Cunt

83 thoughts on “Joel Scott-Halkes”

  1. At one time poofs were content to hang around in public lavatories (much to the discomfort of our Dick Fiddler) or stay at home and dress up and mime to Judy Garland LPs, now the effeminate benders want to preach and become MPs to do it, mincing little cunts.

  2. Nicely nomd Cuckoo!
    Theyre heading for trouble, sooner or later theyre gonna get a right battering!
    Joel better hope looking like Jarvis Cocker will pull at the heartstrings of whoever hes got in a rage,
    and they dont hit speccy types!
    Myself, i do hit the shortsighted and for Joel id go the extra and drop a paving stone on his nut.

  3. Well if their aim is disrupt businesses and harm the economy, then I would say that ER are not an environmental group, they are a terrorist group. That being the case, plod needs to start taking a very close look at these cock jockeys, particularly their leaders. They every bit a threat to the UK as those bearded butt munchers who call themselves ISIS.

  5. Judging by the photo looks like he’s just about to go down on some umbongo cock, though he’s a bit young for that as he is still wearing his playschool badges, still a member of the Tufty Club are we ? ,the sweetest out come for this tool would be to be run over by a bus (preferably Transport for London)

      • Fucking hell it does indeed.

        Looks like Peter Mandelson trying to blend in with 19 year old millenials, whilst he’s “scouting for boys”.

  6. If this was Tommy Robinson the old bill would have kicked the cunts’ door in by now and found a charge for him. These cunts need taking out, Another cunt with a double-barrelled surname. At least Tommy changes his name, because he knows he sounds like a cunt.

  7. This little wanker is basically admitting that the working class is their target.
    I actually long for the moment when one of these spoilt children tries to sabotage my day.
    Hippy versus a ton of Volvo estate (ooh the irony) or a specially sharpened motorbike front “bollock-splitter” number plate.
    Bring it on you crusty middle class pricks. I’ll fucking crush you… 😁😁😁

    • I’ve got an old 9000, I’ll join you and make it a good old swedish tankcar hippy slaughter, sell tickets for £12.50 a go, we’ll make a mint, also help me keep the old machine running since volvo/saab cost a fuckin bomb to run

    • Up til now I’ve been far too mean to buy one, but with all these homicidal Audi drivers about maybe it’s time…

  9. Apparently the following “celebrities” (all most likely millionaires several times over) are now actively supporting these Extinction Rebellion fucktards; Alan Carr, Olivia Colman, Daisy Lowe, Stephen Fry, Jamie Hewlett, Melanie Brown (not calling her Mel B cos I’m not 6), Asim Choudry, Crystal Clarke. What do this lot have in common – that’s right, they are all CUNTS. Rich cunts at that who have no right to lecture people who work for their living how to live their lives. Sorry, went all political there

    • What else they have in common is that they all probably do a lot of flying for their “work”.
      Air travel is not for mere plebs…

    • Talking of Alan Carr, the poofters poof, I read the other day that drag queen Eddie Izzard is “looking for a seat” ( BET you are duckie) – the old jessie wants to become a Labour MP. That thing in Parliament is too revolting to imagine.

      • Stephen Fry used to ride a motorbike when he was younger so ought to be fucking ashamed of himself… 😠

      • I think there’s plenty of cock action in the House of Cunts bogs – probably more so in the upper House of Old Queens

  10. All these Cunts need a good fucking on a regular basis with a cattle prod up their fucking arseholes.

  11. “Arse pumped by a 12 inch dildo while looking at pictures of stalin”

    That is the greatest bit of cunting I’ve read on here, fuckin funny

  12. Little Joel would look great laying flat on his back, with tyre marks all over him.
    Including the space where normal people have a chin… 😁

  14. These lot are all wankers, i bet they all drive range rover v8’s but own a prius to cancel it out, they’re all hypocrites and we all know their congestion causing is polluting more, coz i guarantee there’d be some cunt like me that would sit ticking over on purpose to prove they cause more pollution

    I read somewhere these wankers are getting paid £400 a week to cause disruption, if that’s after tax I’m leaving my job and joining these cunts coz i can pretend to give a shit about the environment and be a twat too, especially if I’m paid to

  16. Libfucks who yap on about climate change and then light bonfires and let off fireworks for themselves and their horrible kids?…

    Yeah, them cunts….

  17. May I introduce you to my avatar Alf Tupper ‘Tough of the Track’ a thoroughly splendid chap being a white hard working male who pounded the streets with his highly defined muscular thighs both before and after work, often stopping to do justice to neerdowells, who I am sure would have done summary justice to Joel (what kind of name is that for f–ks sake) by shoving his head up his bony ass and administering a thoroughly good kicking ,fuck off

  19. No amount of lentil noshing or super gluing your tits to Nat West’s front door is gonna change anything until other countries make an effort with their footprint, apparently.
    I don’t give a fuck.
    I’m off to China to shoot some pandas….

    • Must confess to having a snigger when all those koalas burnt to death in some bush fires in Australia, to lazy to run

  20. Can’t we bring back the days when the Gay, Pansies, and weirdo’s got a good kicking in school and then when they are adults as well.
    It’s for the good of the nation…
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • I second that – any signs of gayness were mercilessly punished in my day. Adam Woodyatt was one such apprentice pooftah – skipping along with his mate singing “we’re going to stage school” elicited a right fucking pasting from the sixth formers (especially one who made Mongo look intelligent).

  21. Good job cuckoo. Simple truth is, that like all zealots, you can’t argue with cunts like this. They need to be hammered into the ground with a baseball bat.

  22. Is it possible to download from anotjher thread the footage of the guy being dragged off the top of the Tube train and being trampled on and booted by irate fed-up commuters waiting to get to work because of these obnoxious insects? Best film I´ve seen in years. It deserves an Oscar.

    • It’s on YouTube, I can’t be fooked to make a link, try looking for “middle class wanker, funded by George ‘Silas Greenback’ Soros gets a damn good shoeing, Canning Town Station”.
      Emma cunting Thompson, flying in from LA to join the demo.
      How’s that for carbon positive hypocrisy?
      Luvvie cunts.
      Bollocks.

    • It’s the look on his face this does it for me, as soon as the wrists start to encircle his ankles; you can see the beardy cunt start to think, “but Anoushka and Jonty never said anything about this rowdy behaviour by the oiks when we discussed this the other day over that fabulous quinoa and pomegranate salad?? They said we’d be welcomed by the unwashed masses as the saviours of the planet and they’d be glad not to have to go to the coal face for a day?” Shame you can’t hear the sound of his teeth being stamped out over the sound of the baying mob

      • That is an obscure publicity still from the 2004 film Dead Man’s Shoes with Paddy Considine. Always liked it as it’s not very well known (the image that is although you could say the same about the film)

      • My favourite film.
        Shane meadows at his best!
        It was filmed in a old zoo near matlock I used to play in as a kid!
        Good choice !👍👍👍

      • Fucking excellent film that, dead mans shoes! he makes good fillums does shane meadows! well worth a watch.

      • Mr McGoohan needs no introduction obviously…. always makes me think of Iron Maiden

      • Cheers MNC! Absolutely, don’t think Paddy Considine’s bettered it either. Used to get over to Matlock on motorbike a couple of times a year back in the day, not so much now it costs £40 in frigging petrol though

      • Like the bit where he shows one of the druggies his mate in the suitcase,
        Guy starts crying,
        Says to him “do you wanna give him a little kiss..”
        Brilliant revenge film!👍

        Matlocks nice isnt it was there last week with mrs miserable & dog.

      • It is, still got a bit of the old English charm unlike some of the other shitholes now (Skegness is my closest, what a fucking fetid dump). Always liked the broad streak of black humour in Dead Man’s Shoes too, the bit with the spiked Pot Noodles is hilarious

      • Yeah old english charms right,
        Bit like me.
        Deadmans shoes an This is England
        Best of british film making.

  23. A cunt he maybe, but I bet he would have told me that David Lammy’s friend died in a bonfire: Unlike you cunts.

  24. Also,he would have told me that that Suck ma dick Khunt’s dad was a bus driver.

    Ding,ding. Move down the bus.

  25. The state of these cunts is becoming worse. You wouldn’t trust this weirdo around anybody under 18.

  26. Don’t these extinction rebellion twits have anything better to do?

    If they have jobs, a group of people should block them from working just like they have been doing. See how they like it.

  27. Find a 200ft bronze Stalin statue in an Latvian scrapyard and drop it on this cunts head.
    That will sort his extinction out.
    Fuck off.

  28. Yup! Nothing more than the re-generated rent-a-mob from the 60’s and 70’s (ban the bomb, Greenham Common) and the more recent 90’s and 00’s ( fracking, HS-2, Climate Change etc) Fucking load of cunts – if you get a chance get the boot into them wherever possible.

  30. A considered and beautiful cunting, but worth pointing out that whatever the object of his adoration while abusing his ringpiece, it ought not to be Stalin. Who would rightly have had the cunt dragged into a cellar and shot for sabotaging The People’s production plans.

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