Jo Swinson (6)

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Jo Swinson is need of yet another nomination. So, she wants to rescind Article 50 in order to stop Brexit. Considering that the majority of British voters indicated in a free, fair and democratic referendum that we want to leave the EU, this would not only be going against the will of the people, it would show what an anti-democratic cunt she is.

That’s not the reason I’m nominating her though. I’m nominating her because she’s bat shit insane. Despite EVERY poll showing that the Lib Dems are less popular than Bubonic plague, this ignorant, grinning bint insists on referring to herself as the ‘next Prime Minister’.

It’s good to have dreams. One of my dreams involves being ridden hard by Naomi Campbell, while Ariana Grande does the same on my face. It’ll never happen, but there’s definitely more chance of it happening than there is of Jo Swinson entering Downing Street as anything other than a guest. I’m actually in favour of Jo joining Boris and the Terrorists Mate on stage for the debates, because numerous surveys have shown that the more Jo is seen in public, the less she is liked. So, come on ITV, BBC, CH4 get the grinning twat involved in the debates, you’ll have here less popular than Hitler, Mussolini, Pol Pot and Stalin combined in no time.

She spouts shite like an erupting volcano spouts lava, except we’d all rather experience the lava. She is completely fake, she is a liar and incredibly disingenuous. The best example of that is her silence on the fact that her husband’s company has received millions of Euro’s from the EU.

That couldn’t in any way be the reason that Swinson is so vehemently anti-leave could it?

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

111 thoughts on “Jo Swinson (6)”

  1. The Liberal Democrats are simply re-inforcing their position as the ‘anti-Brexit’ party.

    True ‘liberalism’ has been carved up by the Tories and the Labour Blairites. Extreme socialisim is the domain of Corbyn’s Labour. Pro-Brexit belongs to the BP. So the only real demographic which the Lib Dems can pursue is are the fervent anti-Brexit remoaner shitfucks.

    This is why they are doubling down on the extreme talk of rescinding, reversing, quashing the decision to leave – their role as ‘the Remain party’ during the 2017 election was too subtle, as well as being scuppered by Tiny Tim Farron’s anti-shirtlifting religious beliefs. This time around, they have turned the volume up to 11.

    There is this misguided belief that being at the extreme end of any political opinion must be adopted to be noticed. Whilst that may appeal to the chattering classes on Twitter, the everyday bloke just wants assurances about his living standards and the security of his family. Something which modern ‘democrats’ like Swinson repeatedly fail over and over again to understand.

    BTW, what is it with Liberal Democrat female MPs/candidates all resembling horses? Swinson, Jane Dodds and of course, grotesque Appaloosa-human hybrid Sarah Olney. Who knew that feminist champions would end up looking so fucking hideosuly frumpy?

    • Personally I’d fuck Layla Moran but I wouldn’t vote for her afterwards unless she threw in a Full English.

      • Erm… Layla Morgan?

        Not wishing to sound like a raging hypocrite attacking a fellow cunter’s choice in woman after yesterday’s thoroughly shameful masturbatory confession, but Layla Morgan?

        She genuinely looks like Louis Theroux in drag.

        And again, a Lib Dem female wit de horse teeth!

      • Is that the Leyla Moran that slapped her ‘partner’ in his face as she ‘thought’ he was going to attack her.

        Fuck that I’d have been running away.

        Not a lot Jess ‘Alan’ Philips has had to say on that matter.

        fairly certain she’s a convicted ‘husband beater’

      • Careful now – Ms Moran may lose her temper again and smack you around the face, just imagine the media hysteria if a Man had done that to her..

      • I think we need to examine Quick draws fantasy threesome in more detail, going by the “hacked” ariana Grande fuck vids all over the internet and Naomi Campbell’s predilections all he needs is 50 dollars and a blood diamond to make his dreams come true.

      • She’s usually wearing a pair of massive specs that Elton John wouldn’t be seen dead in.

        According to CuntyMcCF “Leyla Moran slapped her partner as she ‘thought’ he was going to attack her.”
        – She looks the type.

        As long as ‘hand restraints’ were available, I’d give her the most disappointing 3 minutes of her life. I couldn’t vote for her but I’d gladly put a tick in her box 🙂

      • Her partner asked her for a mobile phone charger which she had, she hit him across the face, was arrested by the Police under a “zero tolerance policy towards spousal violence” at which point she began screaming “this law is supposed to protect Women not Men – I am an MP and I will end your career.
        After a comprehensive four second investigation carried out by “Officer Angela Crayons” guess what – no case to answer!

      • If Heseltine had been a dog the fucker would long since have been put down as an act of mercy.

      • He killed a dog coz it bit him or something. That’s according to him. I heard him and his fucking retarded wife on Radio 4 over a year ago. What a pair of senile old cunts. He should have had the bolt gun years ago. Fucking wanker.

      • Yeah, he strangled it with a tescos carrier bag while he bummed it. and his wife filmed the whole thing so he could wank into her mouth later on while he watched the video.
        It didn’t bite him, it looked at him in a funny way.
        Probably because he had his cock out and was sneaking up on it with a tescos carrier bag.

      • He is the BBC’s go to cunt when they want to give the impression that there is dissent in the conservative party. Most Conservatives would have strangled this cunt 30 years ago with his overwhelming sense of entitlement and ambition which was a large cause of the downfall of Lady Thatcher. Hesletine is a cunt whose only loyalty is to himself. Hate is a strong word and I try not to use it too often but it applies for this arrogant shit. Fuck the cunting BBC as well for giving him airtime.

    • Second that Empire.

      And as for looking like horses what about that fucking swamp donkey Lib Dem MEP for I think SW England.

      Can’t be arsed even looking her up but she should come with one of those Al-Beeb warnings that the following picture contains images that some viewers may find disturbing.

      • That’s Olney who you are thinking about. I posted a link to her on here some time ago and the guilt was unbearable after seeing fellow cunter’s suffer severe mental trauma.

        Google that abomination at your own risk. If you are lucky, you might see a pic of her not smiling.

      • Now you see you’ve just gone and made me look her up.

        Fucking traumatised I am!

        I was wrong though it isn’t a Lib Dem, it’s called Naomi Long and if you’ve not clapped eyes on it be warned!

      • Hahaha brilliant. Classic “I’ll get me coat” moment. That MP – whoever the fuck she is-looks like a Gremlin. Not the cute, fluffy version, the other version.

      • Apologies Cunty McCuntface, moggie63 is right – Voaden it is.

        Top breeding in the Lib Dem ranks, eh?

    • Well said sausage, the liberal democrats are a sordid and vulgar lot. Apart from personal gain the other reason they want to revoke article 50 & cancel brexit is that they are duplicitous and conniving. They were effectively dead in the water as a political force and this was the opportunistic thing to do to revive themselves, fortunately for Isac members it’s the only weapon they have and the more that buck toothed sweaty cunt opens her arsehole and speaks the more their popularity dips. Let her dig her own grave

  2. I think they should update their party name to Liberal Democrats*

    The asterisk tacked onto the end to denote “.. but only the kind of democracy we like!”

    • It would be more accurate if they just dropped the word ‘Democrats’ from their name.

      … then swapped ‘Liberal’ for ‘Cunts’.

    • Too right. Swinson is a waste of a half decent pair of tits. It would be bitter sweet if she actually lost her seat at the election. Sweet because it would shut her fucking ugly gob. Bitter because those cunts in the SNP would surely take it.

      • And don’t mention anything about stealing expenses to buy designer chairs..

        Jo has not responded to my emails asking which part of f*cking democracy she does not quite get

      • Jo has still not responded to my now quite prolific emails asking her why the non liberal dumbocrats treat the leave supporters like f*cking idiots – I get the feeling Ms Kampf may be ignoring me!

      • Aah – I think the people have responded! I am selling a line of rather fetching Christmas t shirts with the logo “Bollocks to Swinson – get a job”!
        Made in China and smuggled in via refrigerated container of course, and all proceeds go to the charity of Lady Reynard’s Purdey repairs – she will keep breaking the f*cker over the heads of ramblers..

  3. Splendid cunting.
    Yes more telly for her.It buries her and her party of libtard woke mong.s.
    Plus watching her and insane eyes delights me.
    Now fuck off.

  4. I thoroughly despise the woman.

    Id gladly slit her throat and feed her to some rabid pigs whilst i laugh merrily in the background.

    She only has two things going for her and even they are decreasing in size due to the “election diet”.

    Sizeable cunt.

  5. Would anyone be prepared to slide their tongue (or any other bodily appendage) up her arsehole?

    • Ive no qualms in admitting yes, yes i would.

      Then as i drilled into the anti democratic bitch like a piston full of Higgs Boson, id recite passages from the EDL website and see how long i could stay balls deep.

    • She is not ‘unfuckable’. Very few women in the public eye are.

      Unfuckable means no part of this woman is ripe for human consumption. Not even for the hand, neck, fat or foot fetishists.

      The true parliamentary ‘unfuckables’ in my book include, but are not limited to:

      Diane Abbott
      Emily Thornberry
      Anne Widdicombe (love her conviction, but come on)
      Andrea Leadsom
      Harriet Harman

    • She’d get more votes if she said she’d get her tits out during any debates. Free the Swinson two!

      • I’d kiss the gunner’s daughter for RNVR Penny Mordaunt; there was a cracking shot of her in a polo shirt, sadly it was some overseas aid logo on it, which turned me off a bit.

    • Yes because I have no standards where licking birds arses is concerned i know b/wc would join me so I’m not alone

  7. Irritating loon-faced Jolly hockey sticks bint who’s mum should have slapped her a bit more often. I still think that when the Lib Dumbs are eradicated at the GE, Swindler Swinson should star as Olive in the live stage version of On The Buses, along with Teresa May as Blakey and Jess Phillips as Jack Harper.

  8. Jo swine flu is a cunt, not because shes undemocratic and wants to ignore the vote of over 17million,
    Not because of her Violet Beauregard act,
    Not because her teeth put shane McGowan to shame!
    No shes a cunt because her canvassers are continually posting shite through my door, and the next ones having a race to the gate with my akita!😡

      • Partly VF! Black faced, brown an white, so a multiracial multi punctural attack!

      • Clearly a right wing culturally challenged canine brexiteer in denial, and any area of white clearly defines a racist unless the white bit is a snowflake..

        Just writing out a blanket apology and stuffing the envelope with blank reparation cheques – it will cost me a fortune posting it to the 122 Countries engaged in historical slavery and colonisation, stopping off at the William WIlberfoss memorial to chide him for being so racist!

        Jeez, I can see lightning over Mordor – Lady Reynard must be on her way back from a hard day of peasant shooting, I had better sober up quick and get out of her knickers before she returns!

    • Glad somebody else gets this shite posted to them in the last 4 weeks I’ve had 8 leaflets and envelopes posted by the Royal Mail all from Swinson
      I’ve now decide to give them a few return to sender envelopes filled with the shite I’m bombarded with off the liberal demofarts
      It’s easy just return to there free post address but fill to the envelope to the brim with any type of shite,old catalogs,Pizza Hut leaflets,just make sure it’s heavy and overweight then post in the postbox
      Anything over standard letter weight and they will be a excess postage charge for them
      For extra security sellotape the envelope so it doesn’t drop out before delivery

      See how the cunts like receiving shite they didn’t want
      Fuck em

      • All I ever get is LimpDumps, local D&V kebab merchants, Machine Mart.

        I am sure machinery could be applied to SwineMong, to turn her into a “delicacy” that would be marketable in City Rd CF24, if nowhere else.

      • Taking a shit in the prepaid envelope and posting back (like for like I would contend) to Swinson is bad form according to the two angry Police Officers at my door!

      • Think he looks weird now Cuntan, like Desert Orchid or summat.
        Big white choppers, like a yank!
        Shane can take his teeth an join the Osmonds, the pro dentistry twat!😀

  9. Poor old Jo, she doesn’t realise that everyone in the country who doesn’t wear crocs thinks she’s an utter fuckwit. True, she is an absolute fucking hatrack, and a megacunt to boot, however I think this is due to neglect in the vertical bacon sandwich department by her wanker of a hubby. I mean, anyone called fucking Duncan has GOT to have a tiny knob. If he’s got one at all. The cunt.
    She just needs her tits mashed, her duck run tongueing, and her beef curtains smashed to a quivering pulp by a monster cock whilst having her starfish violated with whatever’s close to hand. Followed by the ingestion of large amounts of gentlemens’ relish. I bet she’d squeal like a run-over hedgehog, and drip like a fucked fridge, the filthy little scrubber.
    Now that’s the sort of TV programme I’d like to see her in…….co-starring me, if possible.

  10. Fuck me, this cuntish harpie has flogged more dead horses than grandad semtex and Tesco put together!

    That said I’d stick my dick in it (not a lot I wouldn’t these days). Get on top and say “brexit”. I imagine it would be quite a ride.

    Dozy bint needs a damn good seeing to.

      • I got in for free. Must be my innate charm. Or maybe my ISP has an FT account. A pity since the latest poll graph there shows LimpDump diving like a Stuka with its airbrakes shot away.
        I’ll watch the links more carefully, and apologies. (Anything from The Times is behind a paywall, and I’ve got it from the print edition – link supplied for people who have a subscription)

  12. Can I assume if there was some sort of latter day miracle and her party swept to victory, that she would be suggesting a second vote in a few months time?

    Seems hypocritical not to offer one and I she jut COULDN”T be a hypocrite surely?

    What these utter fucking peoples vote cunts don’t seem to get is that if you can have a re-vote on something in a democracy, then that applies to everything and the system is then forever broken.

    Don’t like the outcome of something? Let’s vote until we get the result that we want.

    Personally I didn’t like the result of the election in 1997. I’m starting a campaign to have a re-vote so we can wipe Blair and his kind out of history forever.

    If only that were possible ……

  13. I saw Mrs Potato Head on the idiot lantern on Friday.

    Now I cannot recollect exactly how she started every reply (I wasn’t listening to be honest) but it did sound like: “Yeah but no but yeah…”

    That said, Vicky Pollard does have a better chance of entering No 10 on Friday 13th of December!

  15. Jo is an unlucky name for a politician, if anyone reading this fancies doing the honours. Absolutely fucking deluded. Not me…. her.

      • ‘Swanson’

        That would be some party election broadcast like Gloria Swanson sweeping down the balustraded staircase then ‘I’m ready for my close up now’… her face and those teeth slowly coming towards you. Arhhhh!!!!!

  20. Id quite like to throw Jo Swinson into a swimming pool full of Swan Vesta lighter fuel, then I’d quite like to throw a Zippo in after her.

    • Unnecessarily expensive, friend. And far from carbon-neutral ( though that may be your ironic intention, if so, sorry). Sedate and deposit the gobshite in a free-range piggery for her evidence-free recycling into bacon.

  21. the libdumps have done a deal with the greens in my area. the greens now stand alone against the cons and the labs – decided to write to green vegetable individual asking ‘ in what way is ignoring the referendum result democratic?’ – No Ansa Cunt.
    Swinson does indeed deserve yet another cunting cos she’s a cunt

  22. I wonder what the Swineson cunt would do if after the General Election they decided that all the votes for the Lib Undemocrats were null and void the reason being ‘people didn’t know what they were voting for’? Shove that one up your cavernous shitter you fucking stupid cunt.

  23. As those knockers look so unreal (and to my mind devoid of any sexual allure whatsoever) I have come to the conclusion that Jo Swinson does not exist but is a bloke in drag, being non-other than Guy JerkHoffstadt, Sir I congratulate you for having fooled us for so long but it was some what remiss of you not to get your teeth fixed or a set of dentures to complete the charade

    • She may in fact be a ‘it’s a knockout puppet’ operated by Vince Cable – who just decided to play his Joker

  24. I’m just glad I found a forum in which likeminded souls can express freely their utter disbelief at these cunts who think we `the people’ can just be taken for cunts, gratis.

  25. My usual timely response – I am starting a crowdfunding page for former Liberal Democrat leaders who are now “not busy”, too busy brushing the tears away to type – poor Jo, one deluded day the girl thought she would be Prime Minister and the next she is unemployed.

    Guess what Ms Swinson – democracy has spoken, what dread and dismay!

    And just as a bonus Compo the Commie is standing down, expect a Dacha near the Kremlin being made available as a holiday home..

    • But no – apparently being thrown out (with f*cking good reason) from your “job” as an MP Swinson is now being fast tracked to the House Of Lords so she can engage in more delays, connivance and playing the victim.
      Jo, you lost your job because you are a deluded harpie who was prepared to behave like a fascist to get your own way and you have a face like Alvin the Chipmunk on crack – fuck off and don’t ever plague us again!

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