I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! (ITV Shite) (2)

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I’m A Celebrity Cunt is back… What a load of bollocks…

This shite costs millions of pounds to make, lapped up by retarded chav riff raff and featuring “look at me” cunts who would sell their souls to get noticed…and what an array of cunts we have this year.

Chocolate clown, Ian Wright, some tart off NeverEnders, and the fly on top of the dog turd: Caitlyn ‘Brucie Bonus’ Jenner. Fuck me, the circus is in town. What’s the betting that Brucie is going to blub in front of the cameras, being a ‘sensitive woman’ and all that?

Fucking bollocks and a total freak show for narcissists, has beens and abominations.

Nominated by Norman

111 thoughts on “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here! (ITV Shite) (2)”

  1. One well placed cluster bomb could get them all, including those two pointless Geordie coneheads.
    Nice to think about anyway… 😀

  3. I only recognised Rufus Smalls out of that lot!

    I thought one of them was Daniel O’Donnell – apparently not.

    And the flakes now have campaigned – and won – stopping them from eating live creepy-crawlies in bush-tucker trials!

    And yet, the cunts are the first to say we should all be chowing down on fillet of cockroach – instead of a nice tenderloin – for da environment, in’it!

    Soy lattê cunts!

  4. ShITVe does what it says on the tin. Inculcates the masses so that they don’t have to think about ‘hard’ things like politics and world affairs. Just keep on pressing your buttons and screens and it’ll all be okay.

  6. I’m so glad I don’t know what any of you are talking about, but I believe it relates to my decision to BIN THE BOX. You could save yourselves so much pain by doing the same.

    • Yes, bin the box if you’re unable to exercise enough self discipline and discernment not to watch dross. You might also learn to use the channel changer and the ON/OFF button – works a treat!

      • Why pay more? Bin the fucking thing. Unless you really need LCD, dumbed-down shite. Or to be informed about dross to participate in a blog.

  8. A fine cunting Norman – you have my blessing to rid us of these unintelligible, infuriating, no talented birdbrains – who exactly watches this crap – i don’t and never will? What are they for?

  9. AKA, “I’m a Z list nobody, please shoot me through the fucking head for the good of humanity”

  10. I’m only watching to get even the slightest glimpse of Gareaways tits. Much smaller these days; they were fucking massive years ago. Fucken dorty hooer!

  11. When I worked for the Govt I had to endure the gormless, infantile cunts I had to share an office with, banging on about this fucking shit in the mornings. Every fucking morning it was the same questions. ‘OMG, did you see a) Eastender b) Coronation St, c) Hollyoaks d) I’m a Celebrity e) Come done with me etc etc etc?’ Every time I was asked, my answer was a resounding ‘NO! I told you before, I don’t watch any of those!’ Then I get stared at like I’m from another cunting planet! In the end I told them I would like to watch, but I don’t have an IQ low enough to be able to enjoy it! The same as Dart, Skittles and fucking caravaning!!

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