Climate Change is a cunt.
As are all the stinking hippies that keep blathering on about it.
Thank goodness for scientists, who recently did this excellent piece of research:
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-50897-4
Which shows carbon blah blah to have peaked in 1706, er, that’s right – before the industrial revolution.
Also this great bit of research by NASA, using the satelite that was supposed to monitor ice melting:
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/nasa-study-mass-gains-of-antarctic-ice-sheet-greater-than-losses
So now we get to sit back and watch this research utterly fail to get promoted in any way.
But you can’t argue with it, and obviously findings like this can’t be ignored forever. Unless of course you’re a tofu munching vegan who’s as retarded as a flat earther, like this guy:
https://mobile.twitter.com/_edwardcrawford/status/1182012448058028033?s=09
I imagine it all has something to do with green taxes.
Fuck off Greta, and take your hippies with you. I think China is waiting for your input.
And don’t forget to take Attenborough with you – a visit to China might make me a deadpool winner.
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You try and tell one of the eco cunts about this and watch the insults start flying back at you though. It’ll be cos you’re too thick/white/male/prejudiced/racist/misogynist/Brexit voting* to understand “the science” as they love to refer to it.
*delete as appropriate
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Because of Global warming our climate has changed to the extent we can now grow grapes in the UK, this is proof of the damage being done………………………….
Pregnant pause, “Didn’t the Romans grow grapes in the uk?”
(Fucking Romans, what did they ever do for us?)
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You’ll have to ask the Peoples Front of Judea.
Splitters!
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Cunt admin, that was going to be my line 🙁
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I thought it was the Judean Peoples Front?
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Al-Beeb is obsessed by it all, just over the weekend Countryfile was banging on about the evils of the beef industry and their farting cows. Some other cunt called Liz Bonnin (I would) has an upcoming programme, Meat: A Threat to Our Planet, an unsubtle brainwashing guilt trip to turn us into vegans/vegetarians and of course al-Beebs Queen Mother, David Attenborough was having a go with his One Planet, Seven Worlds series.
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I think it just proves (without sounding all tin-foil hat) the bias of the mainstream media and the way they give far more relative coverage to these issues. Current thinking would have you believe that 75% of the population is now vegan; last time I looked McDonald’s etc. were still doing ok
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Attenborough, at the end of yesterday’s programme suggested we are fucking up Australia. However, the whole programme showed how, over geological time, Australia has heated up and dried out due to continental drift. The cunt cant have it both ways.
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I’ve done a recent cunting for old Dave (and a fucking eloquent one if I do say so myself) – Not seen it posted yet though……?
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Not David “don’t let the plebs vote” Attenborough?
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Australia is fucked up without global warming, someone must have known something 200 odd years ago when we were sending convicts there. Surely when Cook landed there and the natives were darker than dog shit, he might have guessed it was hot all year round. He could captain a ship but lacked common sense. Russians are all pasty glum looking fuckers because it’s freezing cold. Doesn’t take a genius…
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Probably should be renamed Seven Continents and One Viewpoint ie; the BBC’s, Attenborough the latest propagandist mouth piece signed up, though in all probability because of his age it’s easiest just to read his lines
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And with Liz Bonnin’s certificate in engineering she is clearly eminently to comment on global warming..
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“Qualified” even! (No more Buckfast and meths cocktails!)
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Greta would make a good spinner for old uncle David.
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Pity you didn’t make it to the conclusions….
Models predict further poleward intensification of the westerlies11,18 and continued greenhouse warming around Antarctica55. Given the sensitivity of the APIS (and Antarctic Ice Sheet more generally) to variations in the westerlies, it is likely that mass loss will continue to accelerate through the mid-late twenty first-century, raising global sea-level1, impacting marine ecosystems3 and potentially leading to meltwater-induced sub-surface ocean warming which has the potential to drive even greater melting underneath ice shelves4.
Move on, please. Nothing to see here?
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Nothing to do with the earths long orbit around the sun then?
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The earth is a very large organic object in a constant state of flux (and with those pesky humans as well) it’s hardly just going to stay the same the delusion is that people think they can alter the long term consequences
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I’ve been saying for years that the only interest government and corporations have in ‘climate change’ is as an extra source of revenue.
Lying to us constantly with their mantras to try and justify why I now have to pay extra for nothing more than I was already getting. But of course, the cunts don’t have to prove anything, They’ll just say the situation is getting worse.
Remember when the EU fined us for having dirty air? Well sending our money abroad sure solved that problem didn’t it?
I always knew that one day they’d find a way to tax us for breathing.
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Broadening the scope from which to farm extra government revenue is undoubtedly on the agenda, I for see in time we will all be issued a ”Green Passport ” in which your energy consumption, water usage means of travel mileage accrued and possibly how much meat you’ve eaten, will all be aggregated into points and you will pay a tax on how many points accrued
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There is only one way to sort it aaaaht…vote Monster Raving Loony Party.
We are all fucked anyways, let’s ave a laugh.
Go fuck yourselves.
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Their policy of fitting air conditioning units to the outside of buildings to tackle global warming was pure genius!
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I want a Tesla truck (looks like it was a failed prop for prometheous)
I have been searching all my life for something that says “ultimate cunt”.
Image one of these with “climate change is real” and “baby on board” stickers”. The sheer cuntitude cannot be described in any language known to man.
Dress like this?
https://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/a29931636/billie-eilish-outfit-american-music-awards-2019/
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Making technological advances to conserve energy and fuel is really the only way forward for mankind. That and controlling/reducing population by better worldwide birth control pratice.
All the other VS wankers can go and do one; all they are good for is expelling large quantities of shit and gas.
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I am going to get all hippy now.
Mother nature has a way of looking after herself, Human interference in this process is the issue, we have tackled infant mortality in areas that cant support that many humans causing further problems, so yes a bit of birth control and a lot of education would help, Also a bit of common sense wouldn’t go a miss, why the fuck we mothballed the canal system is beyond me a lot of non perishables should be shifted on them, with the added plus of the simple fact it doubles as a water redistribution network.
I will shut up now.
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No, the only way forward is population reduction.
With a UK birthrate of 1.8 we’re doing our bit.
Now fuck off the leeches we don’t need here that are consuming our resources. Reduction further.
Now stop importing the 3rd world into our 1st world, making a crap 2nd world – which is great for them but shit for us. Reduction further.
Now let natural selection do it’s thing instead of continually interfering – like we have done for the last 40yrs for no benefit whatsoever, only now they have an even bigger population causing an even bigger problem next year! Reduction further.
Heartless, maybe, but we learned to trade and share, and it is that which drove western development. Africunts never have. From north to south and east to west they are all grabby selfish cunts, which is a disgrace given the amount of natural resources that continent has.
If they’d learned to trade and share amongst themselves, then Africa could be like the fictitious Wakanda but they don’t, they are takers through and through, and by force where necessary.
So we import this mindset into our civilization, our resources diminish, and when push comes to shove and we have to share that 1ltr of water, do you think old M’Tembe will divvy up 500ml for me and thee?
No, the cunt will have our heads off with a machete, drink the lot and then walk off without a second thought!
Overpopulation is the biggest threat to the world. We’re doing our bit. Fuck the rest of the cunts off!
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Spot. On. Sir.
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Yes and stop making aids vaccines fack em !
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Climate changes, the earth is a rock spinning round the sun, spinning around on its own axis, it’s been going on for billions of years.
The CO2 argument is valid when viewed over the last 100 years but there are differing opinions on further increases of CO2, the real driver of CO2 is population but that cannot mentioned because it isn’t PC.
I have no issue with the UK reducing CO2 but it has to be done in a measured way, the fucking sledgehammer approach of the green cunts is crazy.
Compulsory birth control for third world countries, it’s wonderful having save the children but when parts of Africa are firing out a conveyor belt of kids with no means to support them what is the point.
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I have no issue with the UK further reducing its CO² output (which accounts for around 1% globally) just as soon as China, India, Brazil, Russia and our friends in the USA get their levels down to what ours is now (pro-rata).
Until that time, climate change activists can have my carbon footprint firmly seated up their arses!
We are one of the greenest and progressively green countries in the world. I see no need to further reduce our carbon output unilaterally, at an eye-watering cost to the UK taxpayer, for the “square root of fuck all” effect globally!
St. Greta should fuck off to China and TELL THEM to pack in their nuclear and space programs in defence to getting THEIR country more green!
And hopefully the cost of the bullet will be sent to HER bastard family!
Cunts!
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Just an idea for overpopulation.
1. Stop procreating.
2. Eat people.
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Overpopulation eh? Just tell the Chinese that Muslims taste like chicken and problem solved.
Well, two problems actually.
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That’s christmas dinner sorted then
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eat people – especially vegans – they’re very green u know!!
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The problem with Climate change is the questions it raises have a very long list of answers. That continually change.
For example your link to the Artic Ice sheet is already outdated information. As there is further more current research that refutes that apparently.
Its basically a cluster fuck to try and understand.
However I will slap a hippy if they block my cheap sky wagon off to spain!l for the sake of all this bollox.
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Mentioned him before but YouTube Tony Heller for another view on Climate Change. There is no doubt the climate is changing but how much is due to the very small % of man made C02 which is part of the very small % of CO2 in the atmosphere (.004 %) seems questionable to me and yeh I know i’m Not a scientist so that view is nothing more than a hunch.
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Climate change is just another guilt trip for the 1st world.
A filmsy excuse to bump up taxes on all sorts of daily essentials no doubt.
The stance of the MSM is worthy of Mao or Stalin.
Fuck the climate and Fuck the propaganda.
Prince Andrew level cunts.
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The report doesnt say carbon dioxide peaked in 1706. It’s about glacial retreat related to warm ocean currents and solar activity creating warmer winds.
Don’t post links and tell people they say something that they in fact don’t because you think we’re too lazy to read them and will take your word for it. This isnt Facebook.
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Although I agree with the spirit of this cunting, I’d just like to take issue with a couple of points.
As you can see by the quote below, although Anthropogenic warming is not the primary cause of ice sheet collapse, it has exacerbated/acccelerated it. So it’s not like man-made global warming gets off the hook.
“A possible implication of our data is that ice shelves in this region have been thinning for at least ~300 years, potentially predisposing them to collapse under intensified Anthropogenic warming.”
Also the NASA article you posted regarding the Antarctic is from October 2015 whereas if you look over at the left hand side of the same page you can see a 2 month old study which shows that the opposite is happening in the Arctic.
https://www.nasa.gov/feature/goddard/2019-arctic-sea-ice-extent-fourth-lowest-on-record
This is the problem I have with all this climate change bollocks. For every article which seems to refute it, there is a contradictory article which seems to support it.
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Okay Climate Change/Emergency/Catastrophe bods – I confess, it’s all my fault.
Let’s just get this over with. How much of my ever dwindling income do you want ? (‘Cause we all know that’s what it boils down to).
Hurry, there’ll soon be fuck all left to guilt-trip out of me…
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I always thought that CO2 was plant food so surely all these unwashed veggie vegan types would be all up for more CO2?
Plants feed on CO2 and produce oxygen which us humans breath…. so why are these cunts so dead against our old friend carbon dioxide?
Makes no sense to me. Anyway it is getting cold outside, not sure whether to burn some more old tyres or go and find the global warmings shop and buy myself a bucketful to release into the wilds and warm the world up a bit.
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Great cunting. The climate nutters are just trying to promote their ‘Big Brother’ goals.
Yes the climate is changing ….. news flash twats – it’s been changing happily on its own long before man started to even take the slightest scientific interest in the Earths Climate. Yes also man can and does have an impact but one compared to natural changes of close to homeopathic proportions. Bottom line is we do need to consider flood defences , air quality in Cities so on and so forth. We can do sensible things – nobody wants plastic in the Oceans etc. However we don’t need to turn our lives upside down – we don’t need to head back to the Caves and destroy our normal life. The Planet is not going to hit ‘tipping point’ within 10 years and implode just as climate nutters have regularly predicted incorrectly over the past 100 years. What a bunch of utter cunts. The Scienentists and their evidence is ignored by the Climate change nutters because it does not fit their ‘agenda’. Anyone who does not agree with them is a Nazi Racist Pale Male and all other manner of scum descriptions the left uses. I am almost as fuming with the climate change turd heads as I am the 4 th Reich turd heads ( who are for the most part one in the same turd heads anyway). Oh I do feel better now — off for a good nights sleep. nite all.
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If one of these mouthy fuckwit cunts ever tells me that I’m a Nazi they’re going to get their filthy unwashed face pushed in with my fist.
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