I’m cunting big issue sellers.
When I was a young cunt, I used to see some scruffy cunt, who was homeless selling the big issue.
Now, I’m not a total cunt, so occasionally I would buy this left wing propaganda bog roll, knowing that the scruffy cunt selling it might get a step up the ladder.
That was in the 80s. Now we have the fucking red coats shouting “ beeeeg eeeeshew”.
It seems to me that these cunts are nearly always Romanian free loaders, not homeless, bearing in mind that they left a perfectly good home back in Eastern Europe, and are now hoovering up tax credits like a Westminster politician hoovers up Columbian marching powder.
The only cunts worse than these cunts, are the cunts buying this faux homeless shit rag.
The BI selling cunt in my town hangs around outside cuntland, the place where cunts buy cuntish crap for one pound sterling.
There was a Cuntbook post recently, declaring that the cunt selling BI had just had a baby, and to get their cuntish arses down to Cuntland to donate baby clothes to her.
Now my fellow cunters, I walk down the high street every day to pay cash into my bank acunt, as I am working my bollocks off to keep a business afloat, and I have never seen this cunts little cunt, nor have I witnessed her cunt bump prior to so called cunt dumping occasion.
All these BI cuntstomers are proper cunts for being so fucking naive.
Nominated by Cuntington Smythe
Every so often I do street collections for my favourite charity, a Greyhound rescue.
Rules and regs state That I have to stand still not rattle tin and be angelic, that wouldn’t work so I bring a rather large Prop in the form of a fucking great big Greyhound (and he is is big for a greyhound).
One of the joys of Guildford collection is akhmed the Big issue vendor, he dose,n’t like dogs, especially really big ones, so I like to break the monotony of the day by ghosting him up and down the high street. what fun we have
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I used to work with the homeless.
Liason to get them rehoused etc.
These ‘beeg issuuuu pleezzzz’
Romanian gyppos are parasites.
I truly hate the one outside Aldi, wish her nothing but ill will.
Not nice i know.
But if I wanted to be nice id still work with the homeless wouldnt i?
Dont judge me!
Fuck you!!!😁
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Yep cunts. Holding magazines and constantly asking for ‘bigger shoes’
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Here in Hackney all big issue sellers are Roma pikeys. This one annoying cunt turns up every Christmas for the begging season. “hey boss, meeery clistmus “. He even dresses up in a New York santa outfit . If you have £200 (which most beggars would have if they didnt spend it on smack) you are in the top 10% richest people on earth.
Cunts all round.
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All the major charities can go fuck themselves!
You don’t see many of these cunts hanging outside of Harrods or Fortnum & Mason, where all the rich cunts shop!
Charity begins at home, and it pisses me off that 40% of my salary is taxed, and I work fucking hard, and have done for a good 30 odd years. So why the fuck I should give to these feckless, lazy cunts is beyond my comprehension, that’s my Big Issue!
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Charity does begin at home, This may be my last post and I may become Saint Benny in the future.
I seem to live in a childish combat zone of a council estate, When I say childish I refer to the beatings and vandalism I witness on a day to day and know full well that retaliation will end up with the standard “you didnt have to do that, I know my rights” any way poor health has made the simple task of dog walking a task with two dogs.
I have now employed my unemployable layabout neighbor as a co dog walker, You may think this unwise, but after witnessing his latest kicking I judge him to have a low pain threshold so an ideal project for a closet psychopath like myself .
we have conducted one successful walk so far, I pay him £5 a walk and the idea being that apart from the concept of turning up for work every day (to walk the dogs with me) that he also gets the hang of empathy and responsibility.
Obviously he is closely supervised by myself, but fair play I also used to work for MPU ( Ministarstvo Pravasuda I Upravila ) or for the un initiated a screw in another world.
lets see how it goes?
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Whos the hippy in the picture?
Hes wearing a frock!
Even scroungings gone trans nowadays!
Get some shoes on and get to the barbers wavygravy heres a quid.
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Admin has the site had some issues?
Took me ages to get on and notice not many posts?
Some tech difficulties?
Yep!
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Probably a Denial of Service/Smurf attack over the network.
It happens sometimes, but with a good load balance it should just be a temporary issue
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words were said, e-mails sent, day admin flagged it we think its fixed
love Admin xxx
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fucking smurfs coming over here taking our jobs fucking up this site!
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Hehe yeah, Cuntflap no offense but ive already prepared statements for corbyns stasi just to be on the safe side.
I completely blame you and portray myself as a easily lead simpleton taken advantage of.
But as Id feel slightly guilty im prepared to stand outside the gulag and feed you breadcrusts through the fence!
Not hunger abating but youll get nice curly hair!!
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If Corbyn and.or Swinson win the election, expect to have your arm bar coded and your brain “reconditioned” with electrodes over the next term.
We must all conform, for the greater good!
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There would be more than enough accommodation for real homeless folks not the pseudo cadgers who catch the train 100 miles to fleece people in more generous areas. It’s just that a lot of cheap flats etc are occupied by millions of scrounging scumbags from (paraphrasing) shit hole countries.
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Yep the very definition of the word i like
paraphrasing
if i learnt something snd passed it off as Entirely my own creation that would be paraphrasing
if however i aquire knowledge and use it following the example given to give the best outcome in a gjven scenario E.g advice that shows im using my loaf as said phrase gos
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Digital media, get with the program you cunts.
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Our local seller speaks only broken English. He is African and wears only the latest fashion wear. His name ( I believe ) is Gofuk .
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Our pretend beggar is a chubby East European who looks pleadingly at everybody asking for change. I’ve seen her climbing into the passenger seat of a new Merc at 5 o’clock, no doubt to change into her evening wear.
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The world needs saving, and I can only think of two solutions. Zyclon B , and the word “No”
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Filthy Roma pikey trash every single one of them. Some soppy shitsoft judge ruled that these cunts can be classified as “self employed” . This means they can get a National Insurance number and claim all the benefits available to scroungers in this country. They are no more homeless than Harry Hewitt the thieving cunts. That money goes back to Romania to buy flash houses and BMWs. Anyone who feels sorry for this filth and gives them money is a muggy cunt.
No wonder all those freeloaders are risking their lives to get here in rubber dinghies, the backs of lorries and the undercarriages of aircraft. It’s like a magnet for the world’s human trash.
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Yeah but they gave us straight roads and aquaducts and built Hadrians wall.
Oh sorry that you said Romans!
Yeah roma are a shower of shite!
Why they still exist fuck knows
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What did the Roma ever do for us?
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They are the lowest rung of society in eastern Europe, so when the regular Eurotrash treat them as scrounging vermin you know they onto something.
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I have met the Roma on their own turf, even been pissed on by them as I went past their camp, lovely people they are full of culture.
(their encampment is above a main road and they piss from height on to it, and it was unisex urination)
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The only ‘big issue’ is the fact that we allow these scumbag cunts to be in the UK in the first place.
CUNTS!
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Caveat emptor. Buying the bloody thing only encourages them. Would anyone buy it off a newsagent, discounted to 10p? I very much doubt even the socially concerned would bother. I will refrain from listing the recently-arrived gadgies I have seen – some arguing with each other about stances – and walked straight past. Cunts, the lot of them.
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Should be bundled together with The New European (Ed. Alky-Ali).
Then incinerated, along with associated personnel.
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I last worked in Londonistan in the early ’90s. Lots of BI sellers around even in those days. I assume the ‘big issue’ was homelessness with sales of the BI going towards addressing said ‘big issue’. Since we still seem to have homeless people and lots of BI sellers, it occurs to me selling the BI to address that ‘big issue’ hasn’t worked. If it had, we wouldn’t have homeless people and hence no need to keep selling the BI. I suspect there are other incentives for the BI sellers to continue harassing the public by playing the guilt trip card. Answers on a postcard to:
“Return My Tax Dollars, Imitation Yank, Yankland”. Ta muchly.
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Out of interest, is there a US version IY? I have seen recently Democrat run cities like LA and especially San Francisco are just complete shitholes, literally thousands of homeless, aggressive begging and human waste and needles littering the pavements. Even the return of bubonic plague and other diseases due to unsanitary living conditions.
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Hi LL –
No, I’ve never seen anyone selling a Yank equivalent of the BI. You’re right about some of the better known cities being turned into shit holes. I expect you’ve also watched PJW’s videos about this. I’ve seen the reports on the US news, so it’s not scare mongering or fake news. It’s real! I was in Austin, TX a few weeks ago and saw several tents set up by the roadside. I’d never seen that before. It’s grim.
Many Brits who think they know about America base their opinions on a 2 week vacation in Orlando. I expect that gives a very favourable impression of all things Yank. When you live here day to day, you see and are exposed to the massive problems America has. Not unique to the US by any means, but America is a country of crazy extremes. No more so than in California. Billionaires living in lavish mansions within gated communities, private security firms, Learjet transportation to anywhere they like and enough cash on hand such that they could never spend it all in their life time. A mile away crackheads are shitting in the street, surrounded by rats, infected needles and more trash than you could clear away in a month of Sundays. That’s LA for you.
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No different to the uk in some respects then
On a lighter note We dont have bigfoot over here! Oh and ive seen all of Todd standing/dr jeffrey meldrum(phd)grover krantz etc &im convinced you have a very interesting country thats for sure in a nice way.
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Hahaha. Indeed, AF.
Don’t get me wrong. There are many brilliant things about the States that I love. Put it this way, I enjoy a quality of life and a standard of living that I could not reproduce if I lived in the UK, unless I earned 3 or 4 times what I do over here. The catch is, what I do for a living simply does not pay that kind of money. The down side though is this place is full of Yanks. At least they’re not French, so that’s something I suppose.
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Hi IY!
Hope your well?
That Norman Rockwell thing, white picket fences, moms apple pie,
Think some small rural communities are still that way in the states?
I can see the appeal!
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Morning Miserable –
I’m doing OK as it happens. Hope things are well at your end. So the image of small town America and does it still exist? Yes, it absolutely does. I’ve been fortunate to travel quite a bit over here and you do come across some very quaint little towns. Once you get away from the big population centres, the Yanks seem to calm down a bit. Are not so arrogant and no where near as loud and obnoxious as them seem to be in the cities.
You still can’t beat an English country pub though. Not found anything even close to that experience over here. I miss a decent pint and a bag of cheese and onion. Ah well. 🙁
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Pulled up at a job, jumped out of the Blueber, bloke said:
‘Big Issue’?
Us –
‘Yep, woman in there’s in cardiac arrest’.
Oh how he laughed.
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Not as fucking much as we did. I could hardly get the de-fib pads on🤣🤣🤣 Took my mate three goes to cannulate🤣🤣🤣
Pair of cunts in green! (She lived, in case your interested).
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‘You’re’, you cunt.
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Just tell them you get yours delivered and walk on.
By the time they realise, you’ll be long gone, certainly out of earshot for when they call you a “cunt”! 😁
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Speaking homeless cunts. I’m away for the week “darn sarf” and one cunt has deposited himself on the exit of the local garage (which is also a decent sized Budgets) in order to catch fuel and shop customers.
I was only there to grab a butty so nipped his antics in the bud by giving the cunt a quid. Job done.
I do my butty shopping come out: “Spare a quid guv?”
Indignant I replied: “I’ve just given you one!”
“Oh yeah, sorry.”
So then I had to park my car (which was a cunt in itself – but the country’s not full is it…) which meant I had to walk past the garage again to get to my digs.
“Spare a quid guv?”
Now having spent what seemed to be an eternity to find a space to shoe-horn my car between, and after a 5hr drive, I seriously wasn’t in the mood!
“Look, I know it’s been a good 5 minutes since you last picked my pocket, but I’ve already given you a quid unless it’s £1 each time I pass like you’re the ogre guarding the forecourt!”
“Oh yeah, sorry, guv.”
“You should get a set of dark glasses cos you could pass for blind as well as homeless!”
If the cunt’s there tonight he can fuck off! You do the cunts a good turn and that’s what you get!
Cunts!
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I do not want to pay whatever it is to read left-wing indoctrination printed on toilet paper. That’s the future that’s already coming, so I don’t want to fund it in advance, thanks very much.
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Big Issue seller in Banstead ( Surrey ) outside Waitrose had nice car parked around corner. Used to park up in mornings hidden out of the way, then flog the trash mag, at end of the day he would come back to car and bugger off. Not seen him a while. True Story.
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Excellent Nom squire.
Roma, by their itinerant lifestyles are ‘homeless’ so WTF?
So we have no native homeless that now gangs of lazy peasants can scrounge under the banner of charity? There’s fuck all in the way of gimmigrant hostels around here yet these multirobed fuckers turn up out of nowhere. They get shipped around by their bosses, do a couple of hours leeching, less if they can get their quota quickly, then it’s off to the next small town to ponce anew.
One side of the high Street here had a WW2 poppy seller, the other had one of these scrofulous, fat fucks sitting on the pavement. What a contrast, bravery or sloth? Courage or victimhood? Standing (at 70+years) or sitting in the dirt like a rat?
Guess who got my money?
Filthy, sponging, bone cunting idle parasites.
Fuck off.
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