The Personal History of David Copperfield

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The New David Copperfield Film….

A PC load of crap, rewriting Dickens cunting for the above pile of shite, please.

Saw a trailer of it. Copperfield is played by an Asian, Dev Patel and the cast are, of course, representing the multi-cultural society that was prevalent in Dickensian times. What next, a rewriting of ‘A Christmas Carol’ with Scrooge an Asian running a fucking corner shop, rather than being a money lender?

Nominated by DCI Gene Cunt

87 thoughts on “The Personal History of David Copperfield”

  1. Agree with you 100% on this Gene given the modern day tendency to shoehorn everything to fit the modern libtard agenda.

    Thankfully I’m an antisocial cunt and live 15miles from the nearest cinema so I’ve only been to one once in the last 20yrs. When it emerges on TV I’ll give this a swerve. Nothing worse than a bunch of mummers mincing around in frocks. I find the films of Harvey Weinstein are invariably far more entertaining.

  2. Is that not cultural appropriation?

    Oh no, of course not – it doesn’t apply when it involves white folk

  3. As long as they don’t fuck around with the moment he made the statue of liberty disappear, I’m easy.

    Lucky bastard got to roger prime Claudia Schiffer, too.

  4. The remake of Christmas Carol intrigues me with the Cratchett family sitting down to their Christmas meal of Halal goose followed by a good dollop of Eid pudding.

    • Dickens is best done bar none by the muppets.
      Jim Henson was a genius!
      The sight of Gonzo in Victorian dress never fails to cheer me up!
      Watching bunch of curry smelling goat botherers do dickens im guessing wont cheer me!
      Not that im prejudiced or anything…

  7. Dickens was a miserable old twat only slightly more readable than that language-mangling wanker,Shakespeare.

    I likes a Sven Hassel or something with titty pictures.

    Fuck Off.

    • They could have Diane Abbott playing Copperfield for all the chance there is of me going to see it.

    • ‘SS Death Camp Criminal Battalion Go To Monte Cassino For The Massacre’ should be right up your street Dick.
      Fucking raining, AGAIN !

      • Ground’s fucking waterlogged up here,Jack. Can’t get on with much or everything’ll just get chewed up….hopefully the frosts’ll come soon and we’ll get some of those bright,hard days.

      • Oscar Wilde said you couldn’t get through the death of Little Nell without laughing. The old cynic.
        But Mr Fiddler what about poor Tiny Tim? How could you not be be moved by descriptions of his pitiful state-‘he bore a little crutch, and had his limbs supported by an iron frame” And when the poor little fella dies-‘I see a vacant seat in the poor chimney corner, and a crutch without an owner, carefully preserved’. Come on Mr Fiddler how can you not be moved by that?

      • Hi Miles.

        A Christmas Carol rules!

        It’s one of my favourite books.

        Be seeing you.

      • Like most things the films much better than the books, especially with added muppets!
        Is your book the muppet version Rtc?

      • Tiny Tim was nothing more than a malingerer, Miles. Bob Cratchit,his wife and 6 children were nothing more than scroungers who took advantage of an old man who had apparently gone mental.
        They’ll have had Tiny Tim registered as a crip. so that they got extra benefits and a carer’s allowance…greedy Cunts.

        When poor Mr. Scrooge came to his senses he should have had them all arrested,the parents deported and the children sent to the workhouse….now that would have been a proper happy ending.

      • In Viz’s version Ebenezer Scrooge baked Tiny Tim and served him up for Christmas lunch, so another happy ending of sorts.

      • Youd have Tiny Tim up a chimney earning his keep? 😆
        Like Christmas carol, like scrooge, good business acumen!
        But my favourite is the ghost of present, because he looks like me!
        “Scrooge! You strange little man!”

      • Yes, I’m looking forward to some of those . Been to a funeral today, there’s something particularly demoralising about graveyards when it’s pissing it down. Unless you’re planting someone like Fanny Adonis.

  8. Another fucking nail in the coffin of reality. Everything has to be multifuckingcultural, it’s the law !
    I went to see A Christmas Carol a couple of years ago. Scrooge was bleck, as was Mrs. Cratchit, who sounded as though she’d just arrived from downtown Kingston.
    Fucking rubbish, it’s like having a white cunt playing Nelson Mandela, although, that’s never going to happen.
    David Abdul Copperfield can Fuck Right Off.

  9. I was just relieved when the film about Churchill came out that didn’t have him being played by Lenny Henry or Warwick Davis.

    Mind you, they did have him crying on a train in front of a mixed race couple, which, of course, were always seen during WW2 (nothing wrong with a mixed race couple, just saying I doubt Winnie wept in front of such a couple during WW2 on a London train).

    • Wouldn’t segregation laws have still been in force back then? What pisses me off about blind multiculturalism is how it is denying reality entirely. The treatment of non whites was awful, segregation did exist and they would not have had access to well paid jobs. But apparently acknowledging this is racist, so we are just going to pretend it never happened. In many respects, this is even worse, as it disregards why things were improved through acts like the civil rights movement, and makes future generations believe these conditions have always existed.

  10. ISAC Productions presents:

    ROOTS a cultural appropriation production.

    Kunte Kinte – Justin Trudeau
    Kunte Kinte as an old man – Pierre Trudeau
    Kizzy – Scarlet O’Hara
    Dr William Waller – Kanye West
    Tom Lea – Lenny Henry
    Nancy Holt – Whoopsey Goldberg

    Plus the cast of the Black & White Minstrels as ‘slaves’.

  11. What’s all this bollocks about wimmin being actors now? It always used to be actresses when I was a cuntlet.
    Or will the sexual thought police be knocking on old CuntyMorts door? Cant you imagine it blue lights, come out with your hands up, twenty five years in gulag for crimes against sexism. What a crop of bollocks.
    Will the cat be assigned for re-education as well?

  12. I see no reason to stop now, DCI.
    How about Chiwetel Ejiofor as Sydney Carton in ‘A Tale of Two Cities’,Lenny Henry as Pickwick in ‘The Pickwick Papers’…

    We’re being culturally appropriated, my friend. Dawn Butler sends her regards.

    • That cunt Armando Iannucci is behind this pile of cunt wipe garbage.
      The New Year TV listings sees ‘Barnaby Fudge’ as reimagined by Stephen Fry.

      • I don’t know which I find more appalling, LL; the possibility of ‘Barnaby Fudge’ or the possibility that the New Year tele listings might be out in early October.

  13. They’re remaking American History X with Ru Paul as the main character.

    Ok, not true, but would it really surprise you anymore if it did happen?

  14. Same in Mary queen of Scots, Englands ambassador to the Court of Edinburgh portrayed as black. In the fucking 1650’s….

  15. Writer: So the idea I’m pitching is a drama documentary series about slavery. I’ll need quite a few actors from diverse backgrounds.

    BBC: Ooooh! Now this does sound interesting. Will we be filming on location in the United States?

    Writer: United States? No, this series is about the Arab slave masters who raided Europe looking for white slaves, usually young women and girls that they could sell to child rapists.

    BBC: Ermm…we’ll get back to you…byee!

    And yeah, if you wanted to remake Roots with white guys as the slaves and the slave owners as black, see how far you get with that idea!

  16. Plenty of scope for more Pc films.Ditch Julie Andrews and we can have a remake.
    The sound of Muslims .

      • Look forward to the PC remake of Mary Poppins starring Lammy & Abbott and seeing how they get around the make up issues when shooting the scenes for the Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chim Cher-ee song. Surely they couldn’t wear black-face? Could they?
        Or, as alternative to Crusty’s suggested PC remake, how about the The Sound of Moosick with the same duo singing ” The Hills Are Alive With The Smell Of Chiggun”.

  17. Further news from Clown Land, Rory Stewart is to run for London Mayor. You really do have a shower of cunts to pick from down in Londonistan.

    • Fuck me pink. Just imagine if this skeletal buttnuggett was elected. His speeches would sound like those made by Hartley fucking Hare on Pipkins.

      Cugly funt.

      • Hartley was a god when I was at university, along with Bungle and Zippy and, to be fair, he did make pretty decent jam. Chorlton and the Wheelies were left-wing cunts.

      • I used to watch Inigo Pipkin when I was a little lad… I reckon Hartley Hare influenced Rick from The Young Ones… And Pig (pronounced: Peeg) sounded like Robert Plant when he spoke for early Zep interviews….

      • Look forward to the PC remake of Mary Poppins starring Lammy & Abbott and seeing how they get around the make up issues when shooting the scenes for the Chim Chiminy Chim Chim Chim Cher-ee song. Surely they couldn’t wear black-face? Could they?
        Or, as alternative to Crusty’s suggested PC remake, how about the The Sound of Moosick with the same duo singing ” The Hills Are Alive With The Smell Of Chiggun”.

  18. Is this a Hollywood production? Either way, movie making is Big Business globally, and if Big Business reckons it can make more money casting Asians and Africunts in white parts, what do they care?

    Meanwhile Rory Chimp has announced he’s running to be Mayor of London…

  19. Dickens is fucking coma inducing shite so they can have the Wild Man of Borneo as the top hatted leading cunt for all I care.
    I shan’t bother commenting on the tidal wave of incessant PC propoganda loving presented to us by every media outlet invented.
    Degenerate cunts.

  21. Some Ravi cunt playing a cunt (Dicken’s), what a surprise. Talking of Ravi cunts why the fuck is that Indian/Irish bender Varadkar in the news all the time. Can’t stand his smug trying not to laugh look on his face… Someone should hold him upside down and pour Mr Singhs hottest Vindaloo into his bumhole. The cunt.

    • Afternoon Black and White. I trust you’ll be playing the lead role again in panto this Christmas at the Alhambra? – “Pussies in Boots.”
      I would think you’re auditioning now for suitable pussies?

      • Afternoon and Auditions are going well BBU, you can see some on Pornhub called ‘Fake casting’ I’ll need to audition at least another hundred slaaaags before I can decide, whilst they wear their boots of course.

      • Afternoon Mr Fiddler, we are currently on season 1 which involves spanking and pissing, and slowly working our way up to the more debauched activities. I think the title ‘Tongue punch up the fart-box’ could be a winner.

  22. I think Sean Connery should play Mandela in the next film abaaaaht Mandela. I thought he carried off playing a Jap quite well in that Bond film. Go fuck yourself.

    • Connery would be a shoo in for Mandela. The now frail physique of Connery, the barely decipherable muttering. “Yeshh, Moneepinee, while your doon there, gisha nosh”.

      A bit of Kiwi brown on his tax-free, Nassau-domiciled, Salmond-loving, fucking mug and Connery would be the part.

      Cunt.

  24. This shit really steams my ‘raspberry ripples’.

    Why do these libtard arseholes see fit to bastardise the classics, in order to fit the modern day and make them politically correct?

    The fact is that when said classics were written, it was a predominantly white world, where men were men and women were women. There was nothing in between, or if there was, they were holed up somewhere and not for public consumption, or else chained up in some loony bin.

    There is a lot to be said for ‘ye olde worlde’ in that respect, some might say. (I couldn’t possibly comment, or course, ahem)

    What do fuckers like this Iannucci hope to achieve with this liberal pleasing bullshit? I just don’t get it, but not being a libtard, lefty spaz myself (well, not sure about the spaz bit, but I digress) I guess I wouldn’t, would I?

    PILE OF CUNT.

    • You’re a dinosaur.

      I’m a dinosaur also, we will soon become extinct and leave the place to be overrun by smelly little rodents who will eventually make the place an unlivable hell hole.

      • I’m quite happy to be a dinosaur, SDV. I think that there lies the only sanity in this world of late.

        We are already well on our way to becoming an unlivable hell hole and frankly, I am pinning my hopes on another inhabitable planet being discovered so I can fuck off out of this one.

      • You might have to share it with Extinction Rebellion, Nurse.
        I believe they’ve already started their search.

      • Oh, fuckin’ ‘ell BBU……

        There goes my cunning plan straight down the shitter then.

    • Sorry Nurse C. I see where you are coming from but a pedantic correction is needed. From the dawn of mankind to the present day it has never at any time been a predominantly white world. Mr & Mrs Hon-key (from the various Whitey tribes originating in the ghětto known as Europe) have always been in the minority.They just happened to be hardworking overachievers which has pissed off the feckless majority of Dark-keys, Chin-keys, Stan-leys etc in neighbouring ghěttos over the last few decades.
      However, the recent emergence in educational establishments of a destructive and highly volatile regressive genetic mutation, the self-loathing gene (more commonly referred to as the Fuckwit gene), has spread rapidly among many in the Whitey tribes and is underming their pre-eminence in a once prosperous and civilised environment. At present rates it is suspected the Whiteys will be done for long before the end of the current century.

      As for Iannucci, its perfectly clear what the hybrid Wopp/Jock Liberal “peoples vote” supporting Oxbridge dropout expects to achieve. A hefty deposit in his bank account from right-on liberal sponsors, TV rights, merchandise etc. A years worth of free travel and accommodation being wined & dined at luvvies award ceremonies around the world for conceiving such a “cutting edge” production (this will of course exclude the cultural backwater of Australia where I believe Sir Les still holds considerable influence on the Fillum & Yarts Boards and such bollockry isn’t tolerated). The hope of a BAFTA, maybe even an OSCAR, to shove up his backside. Neverending lifetime appearances on global chat shows having his enlarged ego massaged by the likes of Fatty Corden, Graham Norton, Oprah Winfrey, Ellen DeGeneres etc. Maybe an upgrade from his OBE (no I didn’t know he had one either) to a Knighthood for services to the globalist elite manipulation of the past where hopefully, should it ever happen, Prince Phil carries out the investiture and kicks him the balls when he finds out why he’s just Knighted him.

      Given his heritage perhaps his next production could be a modernised film version of Rob Roy with Nicola Sturgeon blacking up to play the part of a disabled braindead dwârf lesbian icecream sales merchant called N’Kranki from the former Italian colony of Abyssinia fighting alongside the Jocks in the Glasgow Ice Cream Wars against English attempts to ban foreign Gelato?

      • “From the dawn of mankind to the present day it has never at any time been a predominantly white world. Mr & Mrs Hon-key (from the various Whitey tribes originating in the ghětto known as Europe) have always been in the minority.”

        Exactly so: At the turn of the 19th/20th Century white Europeans comprised around 16% of the global population; at the turn of the 20/21st Century we were sitting around 8%!! Now then, who’s the ENDANGERED SPECIES?

        …oh and for the record, Ianucci is a dreebly fucking cunt trumpet for whom I’d need a whole pallet of fresh green pineapples, a stout polo mallet and a good long run up… no lube!

      • And i love fucking tarts (no not mr fucking kiplings the other tarts)but then again the albeeb makes anything for a drama these days.how about heres a title my life on the game starring some average pretty&very busty girls

  26. The demographics for cinema attendees reveals that they are mainly millennials, educated through the Blairite education system. They know nothing of history therefore wouldn’t know there were no Asians mincing about Dickensian London with top hats or that Churchill never travelled on the Tube in his life nor did he go around weeping like a poof.
    Where there is an empty void you can fill it with whatever you want.

    • FACT. Was just contemplating the notion that Radio Fourthreich has comprehensively shifted its target audience to appeal very predominantly to young women, of the multiethnic persuasion. And is happily filling the void with messages to be passed on to their progeny.
      Social engineering, I think it’s called.

  27. That’s MY FUCKING CULTURE you are INTENTIONALLY DESTROYING, you bowdlerising feminised tin-eared simplistic robotic digital BAME-licking CUNTS.

    If you want immigrant-friendly stories, write your bastard own, you indolent cokesnorting cocksuckers, and stop ripping off MY heritage. And, btw, I don’t want to hear another mispronounced lisping upspoken word from you, with your cunt Media Studies Degrees from the University of Samesex, on the subject of ‘cultural appropriation’. You cunts. You abject plagiarising cunts.

  28. Oh, a Parking Stan Lee can play David cunting Copperfield… But a white bloke (Michael Bates) is still not shown on UK TV for playing an Indian bearer in It Ain’t Half Hot Mum…
    As hypocritical and as stinkingly selective as ever… Fucking BBC libflake filth….

    • Bates was born in India, had dual nationality and could speak Urdu before he could speak English.

      Oops! I forgot that facts are offensive.
      Just waiting for the knock on the door…

  29. Is nothing sacred? I saw this shit advertised when I went with Lady C to see Downton. I almost lobbed my packet of over-priced sweets at the screen. Why the fuck do we put up with this shit? As pointed out, if it was The Life Of Ghandi with someone boot-polished up, they’d be the first cunts to complain.

    Cunts.

  30. I´m surprised Dickens hasn´t been banned yet as a closet child abuser. Look at the way Magwitch grabs poor little Pip in a cemetery in “Great Expectations”, terrifies him by turning him upside down and then later leaves him a fortune. Why we wonder?

    And that crazy jilted old bag Miss Haversham, festering away, surrounded by the crumbling remains of her wedding feast, pimping doll-like Stella to Pip when he reaches puberty stage. And there´s old Wemmick and his Aged P parent – living in a castle and inviting young Pip round, pulling up the drawbridge and getting up to who knows what.

    “What larks Pip!” as Joe Gargery, the blacksmith, married to Pip´s sadistic sister who bullied him and beat poor Pip up, said.

    • I’ve not read any Dickens Mr Polly but there’s no need as you offer an excellent précis!

    • There’s also the young Pip nicking the pork pie to feed the evil white child molester Magwich. Sadly, that cunt Dickens had no respect for the religious dietary requirements of our peaceful friends.
      Ban that evil book now!

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