Sir Alex Ferguson (3)

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Alex Ferguson is a cunt…

As a Newton heath match going red for most of my life I believe that Old Taggart is the biggest cunt to ever manage Manchester United…. And here’s why…

I remember his feuding with Magnier and McManus over horse spunk that led to the boardroom divisions that let the Glazers in. I also remember all too well his backing for the Glazers: to help them get the finance for their leveraged takeover, his refusal to quit to protect nobodies like that cunt Micky Phelan over the club’s interests, not forgetting his constant arse licking of those “wonderful owners” and his venomous contempt for the only meaningful anti-Glazer protest in 2005. The Glazer-owned United is very much of Fergie’s making, (even down to him anointing the goggle-eyed Moyes muppet he chose to replace him.)

“But….but…he won this! He won that!”  He is the Anti-Busby and he is a cunt.

Nominated by Norman

49 thoughts on “Sir Alex Ferguson (3)”

  2. I feel your pain, and I think he’s a monumental cunt too, but I detest football for exactly this kind of cuntitude. So for that reason…’i’m out!’ and will say no more.

  3. I’ll love it,really love it, when the pissed-up old Cunt gets knocked off his perch.

      • I am,of course,having a full English myself…bacon,sausage,black pudding,white pudding,fried-bread,mushrooms and beans.

        You need a lining on your stomach before a full day’s cubbing and then a night at the club watching a recording of the rugby.

      • Porridge and a jam butty for me .
        Living the dream.
        Staying dry today, got fucking soaked yesterday, although the lovely customer paid in cash, which was nice.
        Get To Fuck.

      • Bon appetit Mr F. Chacun a son gout. When though did beans become part of the “English” breakfast? Do they help the digestive process? Does the ensuing flatulence enhance the gases emitted by the Hounds and give Fiddler Towers its unique fragrance?

      • Morning Dick!
        Take it your rained off?
        Surprised not more roads closed round here, belting it down.
        Yeah full english sounds good!
        That description of that ‘bestie’? Pudding the other day of yours?
        Can see how youd not be keen!👎

      • White pudding! Not had that in donkeys years!

        White pudding itself should be worthy of a cunting more membrane than offal.

    • Being fair to him…at least he shut those whinging Self-Pity City Cunts up for a while.

      #NeverForgetDa96…and can you spare some change,Laa

    • Was it really Emma WATSON that was meant, or the other sanctimonious old bitch Thompson.
      Although Watson’s a little arse-ferret.

  6. Am so pleased they’re going through some pretty shitty times as of late, especially with that babyfaced clueless cunt they have in charge now.

    Fuck Fergie, fuck the Glaziers, fuck United – all a bunch of arrogant, rich twats!

  7. He saw himself as some sort of God in the end rather than the truth – some sort of cunt, Nothing was ever his fault. He left the shittiest team so they’d be in free fall for years and he would seem wonderful in contrast. A nasty, megalomaniac, neurotically chewing gum like an amphetamined camel and a sweaty, purple-faced cunt.

    • Yeah loves chewing gum doesnt he?
      The face of Juicy fruit,
      Bet when hes screaming at you hysterically in your face, at least his breath smells nice.

      • I’d stick the fucking pieces in his eyes so he’d have a proper excuse to be selective. Ken ya see that foul noo, ya cunt?

  8. His head is reminiscent of that of one of those animated Ribena blackcurrants.

    Shouty Scottish arsehole.

  9. ‘Sir’ Alex is and was just a monstrous bully boy who even intimidated refs.
    Think i read that no penalty was given against them at Old Trafford over a seven year stretch.
    No ones bigger than the club he used to say.
    Roy Keane said that the red nosed miserable cunt acted bigger than the club though.

  10. He was a petulant cunt during games, especially when they were losing and he was remonstrating with the linesmen about more injury time needed – and hence “Fergie Time” was born, and was quite often sufficient for his side to score a late equalizer.

    Of course the reverse was true when they were winning by a one goal margin – he would take a pop at the officials arguing there should no injury time at all!

    A cunt – simples!

  11. Matt Busby built a team most people liked or admired.
    But no one likes a small minded petulant bully .
    All the arse lickers in the studio used to say it was his genius for mind games.
    Bollocks. Just a nasty cunt.

  12. Didn’t some player twat him when he was manager at a Scottish club ?
    Morning all.

  14. Written in this nomination, the words ‘horse spunk’, has the same effect on me as Soup Erkins’ ‘bum oil’.

  15. Alex Ferguson Man United career:- Join club as manager, do fuck all for a few years, get really lucky with signings and team chemistry, win some stuff all the while remaining a dour, Scottish twat. Realise that team has had its day and leave the club letting some unfortunate cunt to take over the steaming sack of AIDS riddled dog shite you’ve left behind. Retire from management and ponce about with a wino-red nose starting every sentence with “Back in my day….”. Ferguson is a cunt, but he’s merely a day old apprentice compared to the Lord of the Cunts himself, a certain Mr Sam Allardyce…

    • Got incredibly lucky. Had Giggs then got Cantona and Schmeichel in, both of whom could easily have gone elsewhere. That with the introduction of the Premier League and ridiculous money it was fairly reasonable a Team with that head start could dominate for some time.
      Any player who wasnt a complete arse licker and and had some talent soon saw straight through him (Van Nistlerooy, Stam, Ince), thats why we were left with insufferable cunts like the Nevilles and Scholes for decades.
      Ferguson was/is, clearly, a cunt.

  17. Great manager, but he would’ve been sacked early in the modern game after finishing 11th and 13th with United for his second and third seasons after spending a lot of money BBC (for the times).

    And that treble makes him the luckiest cunt in history (Bergkamp missing a last minute penalty and Bayern Munich crumbling in the last 2 minutes of the game after dominating).

    Lucky cunt who terrified referees.

    • Ignore the ‘BBC’. Predictive text threw that on for some reason. Sausage fingers cunt.

  20. Nothing more to say – a fine cunting for a cunt of all cunts – playing for extra time here so that ii can call him a cunt again …………. and again ………. oh, ref ….. come on that was a goal ………… cunty fergie time penalty ……….. fuck off cunt!!

  21. I couldn’t give a fuck about football or any other cunts who watch or hang around it….all cunts.

  22. That soft bastard Beckham should have sued the pissed-up cunt for assault when he got a boot in the face. Ferguson moans about players who think they’re bigger than the club, what about blotchy-faced aggressive control freaks who think they’re god’s gift to football? Even though he retired as manager, he still can’t keep his nose out of it at Old Trafford. His title is ‘Director, Football Board’. What the fuck is that?

  23. To be fair, Sir Alex has done a lot for charities.
    For instance, The Labour Party!
    Now that’s one big charity basket case!
    😀

  24. Those cunts at City have just played Wonderwall at the end of the game because Noel Gallagher is there. Never seen so many white cunts in one place! Isn’t it time that twat Pep Gladioli was cunted?
    I thought you might have gone for him Norman?

    • Indeed, Fraudiola is a lucky cunt who has had the success he has had in large part thanks to bottomless pits of money and going to the favourites to win the league in each country. Not to mention the fact he had possibly the best club side of all time at Barca.

    • I concur Bert but as it’s only football I can’t be arsed. He does deserve it though just for constantly referring to ‘The Locker Room’ as if this were the US paying him £500k pw

    • Ah the Guardiola method for achieving football management success.

      1. Only manage teams that are the best/richest in their domestic league

      2. Put up ‘believe to achieve” signs in the changing rooms to have every dumb cunt out there belief you are some sort of soccer whisperer cunt.

      3. Deliberately stifle young players , Foden, Sancho (now tearing it up elsewhere) because you have no bottle and choose to play a £90million player in their place. Occasionally saying “Foden is the best player I’ve ever worked with ” to stop him leaving. If Foden truly believes the cunt rates him higher than Messi then he deserves to benched for the rest of his life
      .
      4. Watch the titles roll in and be acclaimed the best manager ever by new age Poznan celebrating , can’t even remember Maine Road cunts

  25. His teams were bad winners never mind bad losers. He gets away with a speeding ticket because he was going to shit himself. Fucking beetroot faced twat.

  26. Great manager, bad person. Putting aside his time at United he did brilliantly with St Mirren and Aberdeen before that.

  27. Ferguson is a graceless, red-nosed cunt but I do have respect for him for once thing. When he took over at Man Ure, the first thing he did was to remove ‘Big’ Ron Atkinson’s sunbed from the office at the training ground…

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