A Napoleon complex shamrock sized begorrah cunting for tinpot dictator, Irish t-shirt Leo Varadkar.
This self aggrandising little shit has decided that Ireland can never accept Boris’ reheated May 2.0 supplication treaty without even bothering to study it properly. Now it might be crock of shit similar to a chromium plated turd, but who the fuck does this little cunt think he is to tell the UK that we don’t want to leave the EU and should ignore the referendum result?
Varadkar is enjoying his five minutes of fame on the world stage, bigging himself up unable to accept that he’s just the PM of some sparcely populated ag-lab backwater that the EU is using as a political tool.
Hopefully after Halloween nobody will give a shit. Frankly, I don’t give a shit anyway…
Nominated by Dioclese
Varadker is yet another screaming queen – a pooftah who is terrified of us leaving the EU, as most of them are – the usual suspects, Bradshaw, Streeting, Boles, Russell-Moyle, Kyle, and the Haylords Adonis and Mangledbum. Why are fruity gentlemen so frightend of freedom from the Fourth Reich?
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I was moved to give the Teashop a proper cunting this evening but happy to see Dio has deprived me of the pleasure.
What the actual fuck does this chump think is going to happen on the 1st November when he phones the cunts in Brussels to call in for their financial support? Guess what you cunt, there will be no-one there to take your call because there is a 40% of budget UK sized hole in their cash.
We should reciprocate any delays at Calais at the Northern Ireland border and then again in the UK – good luck with shipping all of your fresh goods using the UK as your land bridge.
Some sympathy with the Irish people though – they were the first to give the finger at a referendum after all but got pressed to deliver a different vote the second time round just as we potentially are – time to get the fuck out of this racket.
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Put a few gunboats out to create an embargo on KY Jelly and medicine for the Aids and he’d soon change his mind.
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According to Frankie Boyle, the Irish are like one person with a split personality :-
“Begorah, let’s get the jolly fiddle out ….”
“…and push it through some fuckers head”
Tea-shop or Tee-shirt or whatever the fuck he is, needs to worry more about keeping up the quota of Spuds & Whisky production to keep his countries relevance – now that their Bus building business has gone down the tubes.
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He’s neither a real Indian char-waller nor an irritating Oirish bomb-maker but falls somewhere between the two stools. I suggest he return to his ambition of joining another Gaylic boy band performing endless karaoke versions of Maria Carey tunes and travelling the world sücking off corporate CEOs to a Kylie Minogue sound track and a continued, ephemeral life on the pre-AIDS Merry Go Round.
Che-lay Jaldi, you fucking nobody.
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Moderated for speaking Hindi?
Psh.
No I was listening to “Maus” the audio book and having a slagging match with the neighbour so a little busy.
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“between the two stools.” . . . . . . .
Is this deliberate innuendo Captain? i.e a shit joke?
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Yes Bertrand, a deliberate ploy, as seen by Jack T.C and yourself.
I can’t bear this creep. Always punching above his weight and kissing the bully’s arse like a Plastic cunt when he’s merely a chancer gýppo in a tailored suit.
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His favourite place is between two stools.
Get To Fuck.
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Or a cock and a hard place.
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A leaked document Says that Boris will ask for an extension if his deal fails. Fuck me .. what happened to leave do or die by the 31st ?
I need to be cunted for my extreme nativity, believing that BoJo would see it through. I will definitely be voting for Sir Nigel now.
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Fuckin’ hell Fenton, it’s a bit early for extreme nativity when we’ve only just got into October!
😊
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He’s got a touch of the tar about him. Looks like a Romanian Gypo Bum Boy.
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Just checked Fenton, he was born in Bombay dad’s name is Ashok – very exotic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Varadkar
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You can imagine the Teashop in a little teashop sipping tea from a delicate little teacup, his little finger in the air.
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Accompanied of course by fairy cakes
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Hey, Bombay, you say? I thought he had a mix about him.
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If that’s the case WC then why isn’t the Tar boy pulling a rickshaw around Dublin ?
Fucking Punkah Waller
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I think he should be selling patent medicines from a barrow, or failing that working on a building site in his little yellow helmet.
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Cultural appropriation forbids, probably. Rickshaws seem to be a Japanese invention. Plus it is manual labour and therefore beneath a would be lawyer turned doctor· Talking of lawyers, what is it about that profession that attracts cunts?Aside from Varaker other very recent nominees include Jonathan Sumption QC and Jon Snow (went to Uni to study law but was expelled before completing his studies). Obviously the oft nominated ACL Blair was a lawyer. As I can’t be arsed to look it up at present does anyone know off hand roughly how many of the legal profession are currently represented in the HoC? (apart from the obvious answer of too feckin many).
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Leo verruca hates England and the english people, must do ,otherwise why not work with us to secure a brexit resolution?
Rather than grandstanding and causing problems, so much for close neighbours!
Fuck the little macron wannabe.
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Classless bender, stands there spouting shite in his cheap suit. Never been to Ireland but I thought they were no nonsense tough cunts. How the fuck did this soppy cunt get into power? What kind of name is Leo? Short for Leonard? If so that’s alright but if his parents called him Leo they knew he was a born cunt. He can go fuck himself, which I’m sure he already does whilst resting his EU flag dress. Piss off
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Resting? Wearing I meant. 😁
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‘What kind of name is Leo?’
I suspect it comes from Pope Leo the Xlll. A lot of Irish were named after popes. One of my brother’s middle names was Pius. That would be after Pius the lX.
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Pius plastic?!😁👍
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Lol M.
Well Francis is the first Francis. Maybe the college of Cardinals would elect next. Pope Miles.
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Think you have to of been in Hitler Youth to be a pope Miles, dunno.
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Sniggêr.
👍🏻
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Yes Pope Miles in the Pope Mobile! Tearing round St Peter’s Square! Mr Fiddler dressed in Cardinals regalia whooping and shouting about the dark keys would bring a breath of fresh air.
Just thought Bertie could be one of the Swiss Guard. I always the think they look like huge canaries in their orange and yellow plumage.
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Hitler youth? Bit naughty there Miserable. But as Pope I forgive you.
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Sorry Miles!
Only teasing you! Bit of devilment! Teehee!
Youd make a good pope, poetry runs through your soul,
You ever been to vatican city?
Heard its truly eye boggling, the art, the craftsmanship etc
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No never been Miserable. Er…misspent life really not only youth. Would love to see the work of Michaelanigelo. No, not the Sistine Chapel which I do find a bit ‘gawdy’.
His sculptures especially the ‘pieta’.
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Gawdy!! Wouldnt be the word id use Miles, awe inspiring maybe…
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There you go Miserable. You cannot believe that it is actually made out of stone. Done when he was only 22.
https://images.app.goo.gl/c3C4iBtV5u27w74y6
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Wow! Some truly talented people on the planet, 22yrs? Just manage to tie my bootlaces by then!😁
We know a young lad Miles who did a picture for mrs miserable of Aubrey Hepburn, hes since been commissioned for work by Marvel comics & Disney!!
Imagine Michelangelo was kept close by the powers that be, like glass artisans used to be, nice to be able to create marvelous pieces of art that will inspire and outlive you wouldnt it?
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The modern Medici Miserable? You would be the most important of course Lorenzo de Medici. Bertie could be Cosimo. I would be the tortured Artist! It could be the beginning a Northern Powerhouse of artistic production?
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No Deal will hurt the paddies most of all. He is only able to come out with this shit due to his EU allies in parliament. Without them a reasonable deal would be struck.
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Speaking of which according to Wireless 4 news at 1, the government have confirmed they will ask for an extension if no deal is reached by Oct 18th – music to their ears (the Fourth Reich’s that is), if their useful idiots like Varadkar, Granny Grieve and Auntie Hilary can keep up their crap til then they have won. The length of extension will of course be dictated by the EU – what is to stop them saying 2 years or even 4?. They could point out that the short extensions so far given haven’t been successful. They are banking on Steptoe becoming PM, which is as likely as Mrs Boggs winning Miss World next year.
Send little Leo over to lick Juncker’s lavatory seat clean
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Where’s old Len Brennan when you need him?
There’s a paddy one can respect. Still tell him to fuck off though.
As for this fuckwit umpa lumpa arse bandit. Dumb bogtrotting motherfucker!
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Living in Northern Ireland, I for one am sick of T-shirtlifer Leo sticking his neb in. The UK voted to leave the European union. Whether old poofy and his chums like it or not, Northern Ireland is British. Fuck all to to with “da Republic of Oirland” so fuck off you Oirish Indian brown hatter cunt. Take those Sinn Fein cunts with you.
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I bet there’s no mention on the BBC news about his conversion. Cunt.
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One line, almost at the end of the report.
Convert to Islam then kill 4 people, I think there may be a connection.
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For everybody that thought it a good idea to allow a paddy and a wobble head procreation rights, this the result.
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He’s a Manchurian candidate and a cunt
Mostly a cunt
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Mancunian candied dates, have them at Christmas! Mmmm…
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A smarmy fourth Reich stooge with added infection of the Gayness?
Perfect.
Need another bailout for your shitstain economy?
Get fucked by the Bum Driller of Kenya.
Cunt.
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Springtime for shitler!
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Merkel’s muppet puppet (though such a small man that he probably does not even touch the sides). We all understand the EU’s approach – make everything impossible and they will change their minds. Varadkar is simply the Fourth Reich’s spokesthing.
A very little CUNT
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I doubt he’d touch Merkel’s sides, he’s a fudge packer.
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True … but perhaps hypothetically in a moment of dung denting denial.
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For Ireland, a no deal Brexit means losing Britain as a stepping stone to Europe with longer transport times and higher costs for Irish business.
80 percent of the Irish road freight that reaches mainland Europe passes through the U.K.
Ireland is reliant on that accessibility to the U.K. more than any other country in Europe.
We hold the cards for this one, you thick fuckin’ Mick.
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If this raving iron was pro Brexit the MSM would be pointing out that he has never faced an election but was chosen to be the Teashop by his own party in the same way as Boris was. They would also be pointing out that he has sat on his well reamed arse for two and a half fucking years without calling an election. Can you imagine all their weeping and wailing about democracy?
But, of course, he’s a dirty EU lapdog so that makes him a great statesman and nobody questions his democratic credentials.
What a pile of shite.
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I bet he’s faced load of elections. Mostly in Thailand when he’s been in a marathon ladyboy fuckathon.
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Never heard of this cunt before, a total irrelevant. He should be doing everything he can to help us, not piss us off. Ireland will be truly fucked when we leave. Fuck them, bring back the potato famine and kill U2
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Didn’t we bail out the potato farmers? That little shit should be grateful. But then again without our money the Paddy economy will be fucked again
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Let’s see if Sinn Fein, the SDLP, the Alliance Party and various other rebels and no-hopers will be so keen for their “unoited Oirland” then. Cunts.
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Why are Irish called Micks? I had a friend at school called Mick. He wasnt Irish and he had a Fender Stratocaster.
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“Oh a crack at the micks?!
These sir shall be my pleasure!”…
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For me, I fantasise about the deportation of the oirish pikeys that seem to pop up like dog shit on any available piece of land.
So I can understand his wish to thwart Brexit because he is going to get all his travelers back.
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‘Varadkar a cunt is’.
Yoda
‘Star Wars; The EU Menace’
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One of my biggest dislikes of the EU is how it’s turn s politically Pygmys like Varadkar into rabid fucking gobshites!
Cast you minds back a few weeks and you had that colossal cunt Xavier bettel the prime minister of Luxembourg (FFS) trying to stitch up our PM!! Making a big fucking song and dance because bojo had seen the trap set and fucked off leaving the two bob cunt gesticulating to the empty lectern where Johnson should have standing copping abuse from the rent a mob cunts shipped in…
Every week you hear some 3rd rate political nonentity from EU land threaten the UK , as absolute fucking nobody’s Go Varadkar takes some beating, Ireland hasn’t got a pot to piss in let alone a window to throw it out of but he’s strutting around like King TURD Of poo mountain! Utter cunt….,,,
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Is this man deeply concerned about the Republic and it’s people, wanting to ensure that whatever the uk does it does not adversely impact the border? Well if he was he would have worked far closer with the uk and not have immediately forbid his civil servants continuing their dialogue with their UK counterparts as was happening with his predecessor. No it is clear that Leo tea shop is interested in weaponisation of the Border as an issue to try and force the UK to remain within the 4 th Reich and increase his ‘stock’ with the other EU bum chums. The mask has slipped today claiming that the Brits do not want to leave the UK….. what’s he trying to say or suggest? It’s all been a big mistake?
Within a sea of so many utter cunts Leo tea shop stands out as a true cunt amoung cunts ——- one of only say 50 ‘special ones’ …. like say Rory Stewart , or Dame Greive Et al amongst many 1000’s of the other virtue signalling turd heads sliming around London and Brussels.
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Bloke marries peaceful.
Bloke becomes peaceful.
Peaceful bloke goes to work and complains that he shouldn’t have to work with women, especially his female boss.
Peaceful bloke stabs female boss and 3 other cunts who try to stop him.
Nothing to do with the religion of peace.
Case closed.
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They are just lazy cunts and prefer leeching
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Even The Groaniad was forced to admit the bloke had converted to Slime (assuming we’re both talking about Paris police incident…).
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As JR Cuntley is away on business, he’s asked me will I fill in with a joke just for today. . . . . . . . . .
Paddy and Leo went to London to become sperm donors.
It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube and Leo came on the bus!
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World Athletics Championship
I note the Chinks have a female shot putter called Gong.
I wonder who’s banging her?
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If we leave with no deal you can be sure Leo T-shirt will be on the phone to Boris on 1st Nov asking for a bilateral arrangement
Around one fifth of Ireland’s trade is with the UK, whereas this equates to 3.5% of UK trade and as was stated in an earlier post the UK is an important route for Ireland’s trade into Europe.
They would be better off leaving the EU and joining the UK in a single customs territory.
CUNT.
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As I’ve said before. And please correct me if I’m wrong.
If the Eu want a hard border then they can send Eu troops to man it.
Can you imagine how the Micks will respond to that ?
It will effectively be an occupation.
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Exactly. It’s THEIR tariffs they’ll be losing. It’s THEIR citizens smuggling THEIR goods across THEIR border.
THEIR fucking problem.
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Fuck the Tea shock of Air. Cunt.
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Fuck the Oirish and fuck Vladoknacker, or whatever the cunt’s called. By the way, give us our loan back you thick Irish plank. And when we leave the EU you can have your gyppos back.
Cunts.
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