A pass the sick bag, Alice, can’t believe my eyes cunting please for this pushing 40, wannabe amateur prostitute, slack-arsed, dim-witted trollop:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/6802123/kerry-katona-topless-thong-bikini-marbella/
Now I like a nice pair of jugs just as much as the next ceramics fan does, but this heap of misshapen lard is a truly repulsive sight. You can almost smell the B.O. in the flabby folds of flesh from this Toby jug of a woman.
She was never a beauty, but she now looks like a desperate, ugly, cheap tramp. What will happen when the tabloids tire of seeing her expose her mounds of putrid flesh?. It is a great pity that British Telecom removed all the phone boxes in Soho and the West End because she could have touted her worn out carcass in them. As it is, with the Iceland adverts a thing of long ago, it will be postcards in newsagents windows – “Large Chest For Sale” or “French Lessons with Full Correction – O’ and A’ Levels”.
As it is, love, give it up. I shouldn’t think in your state an old lag doing a ten stretch in the Scrubs would get the horn looking at your photo in the Sun today, and wouldn’t have done any time in the last 15 years.
Granny porn at it’s stinking worst.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Never read the thread so apologies if someone already said this but if i found it in a ditch after being run over I would probably fuck it. From behind with reachies. The badger never complained, but I might have got the wrong hole. Any advice Dick?
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I expected something like Gemma Collins but Katona actually looks quite shapely. I dont mind a dirty blonde milf.
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Just looked up the Sun article from the link (17th July 2018) bizarrely the article write makes complimentary remarks about Kerry’s face and figure. She is 37 and looks like a bad grandmother. There are plenty of women in their late 40s and 50s that are in better condition than Slag Face Fat Katona. Her first celeb boyfriend certainly made the right move on running away. She has lived the life of a council estate single benefits mother ever since.
Anyway, I have had a slow 2019, so i wouldn’t mind taking her in a darkened room and taking her doggy style from behind. Anal sex without condoms (bloody risky!!) and screwing her long and hard for as long as I could muster, 30-40 mins, really making her earn her money. And getting her to set me up with one of her fitter mates.
She is an absolute disgrace.
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