Fireworks….never liked ’em even when I was little.
Never gazed in awe at them. Thought they were a bit boring…more interested in the treacle toffee!
As an adult, I loathe the fucking things. Dogs are shit feared of them and it seems the retarded, antisocial and unemployed just cant get enough of them. Even grown men spunk money on something that’s basically pretty colours and noise!
I’m suspicious of adults who like them…something a bit gay and odd about them?!
The only thing that cheers me up about them is when reading where some twat’s lost his face fucking about with them. Should either ban them as a hate crime, or remove all safety regulations on them, so more idiots get a suntan and less fingers to count.
Nominated by Miserable northern cunt
I don’t mind a little box of fireworks that have roman candle, Catherine wheel, and one or two that go poof-poof for a bit then that’s it.
But it’s it’s people that have those firework cakes and other big fireworks.
Forking go on forever.
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Hate them myself, my dog passed away last year, but she was petrified of them, so for the past 12 years, bonfire month (because it doesn’t last just one bastard night) was horrendous for me and her. I also don’t understand the fascination with watching your money explode in a lot of noise and colour. Fireworks can fuck off.
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Don’t stand too near the fire kids, its dangerous, and stand well back when they’re lighting the fireworks, we don’t want any accidents but feel free to wave a sparkler around that burns hot enough to melt aluminium….
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Always think of our veterans this time of year, can’t be nice listening to bangs, cracks and booms every two minutes. So sick of the selfish thoughtless cunts this country mass produces.
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The ones that really grip my shit are the 50-shot assemblies which just bang away boringly for 15 minutes, and whenever you think thank fuck that’s the lot…it isn’t. And the whistly ones are worse still. Always liked fireworks as a kid, bit of a pyromaniac tbh, but the magic has long evaporated. Though I will except one New Year’s Eve in Dundee, watched from safety across the Tay. Looked like Desert Storm and went on for hours.
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Gonna be some fucking fireworks come Monday morning; the eldest came home Friday banging on about how they’ll “..be doing a whole fucking day’s activities about challenging stereotypes or some such crap.” (end quote)
I’m on the blower to the school’s reception immediately with the ‘Rant-o-meter’ set to level 8 to track down his head of year and get to the bottom of this propagandising bollox and to furthermore inform the silly bitch that under no circumstances will I be condoning this now or in the future and give notice that he won’t be in school on Wednesday. Your fucking move!
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bloody mod filters! How do you get an umlaut?
revised and reposted :-
Gonna be some fucking fireworks come Monday morning; the eldest came home Friday banging on about how they’ll “..be doing a whole fucking day’s activities about challenging stereotypes or some such crap.” (end quote)
I’m on the blower to the school’s reception immediately with the ‘Rant-o-meter’ set to level 8 to track down his head of year and get to the bottom of this propagandising bollox and to furthermore inform the silly bitch that under no circomstances will I be condoning this nonsense now or in the future and give notice that he won’t be in school on Wednesday. Your fucking move!
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Press and hold the letter key on your keyboard, say it’s the letter e.
Hold the letter down for a second or two and the letter will be shown in its different forms i.e with an umlaut, circumflex etc.
Slide your finger up (ehum) to the form you want to choose.
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Fuck it, I’ve been moderated trying to help a fellow cunter.
It’s like grabbing hold of someone who’s got their finger stuck in a 240v socket.
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I feel your pain. It’s blatant child abuse. Brain washing innocent people to toe the line towards a globalist agenda is pretty fucking scary. I’ve never quite understood the promotion of homosexuality, I can’t figure out the link apart from creating a bunch of diverse drones. The free benefits always has me stumped.
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Fireworks are for retards. They harm and disturb wildlife and cause a fucking racket. The peaceful cunts love them and the end of their “Eid” bollocks and twats who go to pikey fairgrounds and local gatherings of shoddily put together by the local council. If you’re a grown adult and you enjoy the pretty colours and the loud bangs, have a fucking word with yourself. If you do it to keep your kids occupied for five minutes – fuck you and fuck your kids.
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Have NEVER forgotten that bloody awful wimmin PM, oh feck…Treesa May, wearing a rag (on her head), going on about ssssslime. Vile old bitch.
I knew an ex-army bloke who used to put on excellent fireworks displays in his garden; that PM needed some serious ordnance up her shitter.
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£120 for a firework cake! £3.95 for a Vienese Sponge ( Asda ) £2.30 ( Morrisons )
£1.89 Mr Kipling and Sainsbury’s want £120 for a fucking firework cake !!
Robbery, Downright fucking Robbery !!
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Following today’s revelation that Ex Rebels are Paid £4-800 per month ( some more ) to cause mayhem on our streets, I am expecting big fireworks to fly !! ????
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Nothing worse than those indoor fireworks, remember them? I grew up in Belfast, fireworks were illegal, fuck knows why heh heh.
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