Urgent cunting for Eva Bolander, Provost of Glasgow
She’s just spent £8,000 of taxpayers’ money on clothes, shoes, and beauty products (in the latter example, she is clearly deluded – A weapons-grade munter, whom no amount of cash could ever render beautiful. Just concrete her over. A business opportunity for Pikey Beauty Consultants, surely?)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-49971577
She has been urged to quit, but is a Scottish Nazi Party Cllr., therefore a Turdgun clone and ally. I’m not holding my breath, unless I accidentally find myself in her undoubtedly toxic company.
Bitch.
Nominated by HBelindaHubbard
A kitten heel of a cunting please for the Lord Provost of Glasgow, otherwise known as Eva Bolander, whom the Daily Record revealed today as having fleeced the fucking taxpayer to the tune of £8,000. This tidy little sum included the purchase of 23 pairs of shoes, haircuts, hats and coats. Of that total, £1,100 was just for the shoes which, by any mug’s mathematics, works out to be an average of nearly £50 per pair.
I think it is safe to assume that this utterly rotten cunt was not claiming for site visit safety boots, or appropriate disaster-relief footwear to visit Glasgow’s more undesirable areas. The materialistic nature of women like this is cuntworthy enough, but to have the absolute cuntitude to claim for this kind of fucking thing from the public purse is utterly appalling.
On a good day, I would suggest simply beating some sense into the cunt with her own ill-gotten stinking stilettos.
But this isn’t a good day. It is a very bad day in fact. So instead, I’m going to suggest that we pool together to hire a crack team of 5-10 foot fetishists, send them around to this cut-price version of Imelda Marcos, tie her to a chair and force her to watch as the deviants feverishly hump and molest those shoes until they are as beaten up as Katie Price’s cooter. Next, we make her wear the most torn and jizzed-over pair whereupon she is frogmarched into Govanhill and then publicly flogged with an improvised flail made from her frivolous hats and coat leathers, whipped brutally to the fevered chanting and whistling of Glasgow’s crack-addled finest.
Did I forget anything? Oh yes, she is a fucking cunt.
Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back
Good shot sir!
A rotten cunt indeed but just another pig at the trough.
Be nice if she got run over by a Somali driving a Sports Direct van.
Fuck off.
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Eva….as in Braun. SNP…..as in Scottish Nazi Party.
I was going to suggest the good people of Glasgow have a vote on getting rid of this light fingered bitch but Wee Jimmy’s mob aren’t keen on votes that they don’t win…..like all fascists.
Just another example of the stinking corruption at the heart of our political system.
Expenses anyone?
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Aren’t there rules on what to claim for in expenses?
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Loads. But rules are for the plebs to follow not important people like theiving eva.
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That gold necklace thing, I reckon she could get some money for that if she did that ‘Cash4Gold’ thing.
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Cash4cunts.
Eva Bolander? ‘eavy Bell-ender.
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Cash4C*nts? Isn’t that for women whom sex change into a man? They sell their ‘front garden’ after the operation?
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Either that or the oldest profession, Sir Spoony. Ladies of the night procuring money from gents who rent their their fou-fous.
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I bet that she’s got skid marks.
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Just nurb (anagram) the cunt.
Another snake with tits…
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Tried, best I could make was “Brave ale Don” or “Larvae on bed”
Sure there’s a “no deal” or “leaver” one to be made there somewhere though.
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Ba! Leave Dr No.
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a real vd bone
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Could ‘nurb’ be a tricky anagram of ‘burn?’
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Must be Swedish.
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What a whopper of a cunt, they should deep fry her shoe’s and force feed them to her.
What is it with Scotland voting in the SNP? It’s like the Labour leave voters in the north who’ll still vote Labour at the next General Election… even though Labour now want to remain. Thick cunts who we are better off without.
Go fuck yourselves.
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It’s just greed. As soon as these rapacious cunts get a sniff of freebies the world is their oyster. And when caught out there is a phalanx of other arseholes saying it’s all above board and nothing was done wrong. However if you do one thing wrong your for the high jump. I absolutely detest these people. A shower of shit.
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What was that saying about putting lipstick on a pig??
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Think it was “bacons better wearing blusher’
Or something.
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You’re all being a bit unfair. I reckon that it’ll take every penny of eight thousand pounds to get the old boot up to standard. Perhaps she should go for the “Glasgow Heroin-chic” look?…sunken cheeks,no teeth,scabs and shitty knickers…it can only be an improvement .
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I wouldn’t get out of bed for a pair of £50 shoes. Nazi cunt. I’m going back to bed.
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I think, but please correct me, that the Sweaty Socks get c£13,500 p.a. for every person via the Bartlett Formula. Maybe she just thinks it’s her share. A massive cunt, when do the English get a vote on whether WE want THEM in the Union?
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The English are the biggest supporters of scotch fuck off
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Fuck me it’s deposed Lord Mayoress of Perth (West Oz) Lisa Scaffidi’s twin and just as fucking corrupt.
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Sorry, Lady Mayoress.
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You were probably right the first time Shackles. It looks more like a Bruce than a Sheila.
Bolander, Queen of The Desert
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Tip of the iceburg one might suspect. It makes you wonder what has been put through on Queen Nicola Sturgid’s expense account.
Eva is as rough as a bear’s arse and a cunt. Par for the course for a weegie, I suppose.
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See her Jimmy? See ya bint?
Just a hooooer, right nuff.
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This Eva Bolander is Swedish!
I’ve no fuckin’ IKEA how she became Provost of Glasgow.
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Yeah Swedish with a bit of Kraut in there I reckon. Speaking of Sweden may I thank whoever mentioned the YouTube thingy “the Angry Foreigner”. I watched a couple yesterday, very interesting. The one on Greta Thunderbitch gave some very interesting info on her parents and how the media accidentally stumbled upon brave little Greta. Highly recommended.
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Oh dear yes:
Born and brought up in Stockholm, Sweden, Bolander moved to Glasgow after the accession of Sweden to the EU in 1995.
Fucking cunting EU bitch. As I have said before, the sweaties like to think of themselves as some sort of progressive scandi country. As far as they’re concerned, every other race is fine, except English. Racist cunts. I hope thsi Eva cunt gets done for it and fucks off back to Sweden – or is it too full of immigrants for her taste?
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I thought I recognised her because I bumped in to her not so long ago at the Glasgow IKEA store.
I asked her to get out of my way, to which she replied . . . . . .
“You’re going to have to make me. “
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Ba-dum tish! :-p
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Beauty products? Fuck me, that’s one expensive paper bag…
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“She’s just spent £8,000 of taxpayers’ money on clothes, shoes, and beauty products”
Like sprinkling glitter on dog-shit
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Good description Sheila. I was going to say Pearls to swine, but that sounds better.
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I bet it was all counterfeit, dippy bitch.
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Despite Bolander’s single handed attempt to boost sales, Watt Bros dept. Stores in Scotland has just gone bust with the loss of 200 jobs.
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Off subject but there’s a thin chance Boris might win his vote.
I fucking hope so, I’ve had enough now . Any cunt that supports the Ben Dover Surrender act seriously needs executing.
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Can’t see that. The plan is already set. The EU caved in rather easily on Wednesday but you wonder what Grieve, Cable and Lammy we’re doing in Brussels on Tuesday. They weren’t there on a stag were they?
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Grieve voted all three times for May’s deal… so can’t see him turning down the chance of getting back into the Tory fold. He’ll vote for it, as will Hammond I’m willing to bet.
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If it’s good enough for Oliver Letwin and Winston Churchill’s grandson and the rest of the Establishment cunts, it should be good enough for you Fenton.
Good afternoon.
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I’m past caring now . If we can come out partially saving face then let’s get on with it.
The main objective now is to see Swinson and Corbyn slaughtered in a General election.
Afternoon Tufty.
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I feel your pain Fenton. But they’ve got you right where they want you: past caring.
All part of the Establishment’s plan to force the EU’s Bad Deal (for ordinary people) through the Commons. The pain will not stop there though. Once the Treaty has been ratified and the EU is assured of its £39 billion (plus a further £18 billion when the transition period is extended into 2022 and the same every year after that) they will have us over a barrel. We will have zero cards to play when negotiating the real business of a trade deal.
This shit is set to continue for 10 years minimum imo. And if we don’t like it the ECJ will continue to be the final arbiter in any disputes.
I predict Johnson will win by 13 votes.
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Go for it Ruff one. You can get 9/2 odds at the moment for a yes with a margin greater than 10. Worth a fiver to win you £22.50!
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Really Bertie? Pity I’m not a gambling man.
Actually I’m beginning to think it’ll be closer to 30 now.
It’s looking like a re-run of the Maastricht Treaty, when John Major put the thumb screws on the “bastards” and they caved in.
Will get fooled again…
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To make matters worse, I think it will inevitably be followed by a second referendum which Johnson will accede to.
Complete capitulation!
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Lady Gaga plummets off stage in a fan’s arms during Vegas show…
Shame it wasn’t off a cliff… Ah well… Rat’s cocks, as the great Fru .T. Bunn would say…
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I watched “A Star is Born” the other day – well, the first 25 minutes. What a load of old bollox, even by Hollywood standards.
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Trust no politician. They’re all a bunch of cunts.
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Oh for a day of reckoning for all these corrupt cunts. The chinks have got the right idea, convicted of corruption? Executed. Get fucked.
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Another day, another politician with a huge sense of entitlement and her fat snout in the trough.
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Scotch Independence. I’m all for it. Jettison the socialist snowflakes before they drag us down to their level.
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Yes, ask us in the rest of the UK if we want Scottish Independence – bloody right on we do. Fuck off Scotland.
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It looks like a bloke in a dress. It could soon be leader of the Scottish Nazis.
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Its all the fault of the bloody English don’t you know?
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Has she ever tasted a deep fried mars bar?
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Yeah on expenses.
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Has anything good come out of Scotland recently apart from the army regiments, porridge and kippers
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I assumed this nomination was harsh in relation to her looks so I just attempted on multiple search engines to find a flattering picture of her and I failed miserably. I wouldn’t do her with a stolen dick.
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