Dame Helen Mirren

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Helen Mirren… She doesn’t believe in binary ideas of male and female – ’We’re all somewhere in the middle’.

The 74-year-old actor dismissed a “black and white” conception of male and female, and claims she has a lot of male qualities herself:

“I came to the conclusion an awfully long time ago that there is black and there is white, and we’re all somewhere in the middle in a wonderful mix of male and female,” she said in an interview with Radio Times magazine. “There is no such thing as binary sexuality, when you’re male or female. I don’t believe that at all.”

Yet another bullshitter jumping on the PC/Deviancy bandwagon. Just fuck off.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

71 thoughts on “Dame Helen Mirren”

  2. Indeed Mirren does possess some male qualities the man faced cunt!!
    Personally I don’t care what this relic has to say about gender , that ships not only sailed but docked for her…..

  3. I’ve been watching a bit of the Rugby World Cup, some of those blokes do seem to have some feminine tendencies.blatantly obvious.

    • I thought these guys were hard bastards but they are cancelling games in Japan because of a bit of wind.

  4. I’m sick and tired of actors thinking they know more than anyone else.

    Fuck off.

    • What really pisses me off about luvvies is that they get showered with awards for doing something they enjoy. As a student in the 1970s I had many summer jobs. One that is etched in my memory is working in a milk bottling plant in Portsmouth. We started at 5am. None of the men who worked there enjoyed being there ; they just got on with it to get the money to pay the rent,feed the kids etc. One of them had been there 24 years and had been whipped by life but managed to carry on.
      Dame Helen? Fuck Off!

      • What you on about Helen you senile cunt?
        Always thought she was a ugly twat,
        Blokes kept saying to me
        ‘Oh but she gets her tits out!”
        So fuckin what?
        So does a downs girl down the road,
        But dont want to look at either!
        Kept yer tits in yer cashmere jumper Helen they look like them things you ice cakes with, and keep yer crackpot ideas to yersel you fuckin crank.🙈🙉🙊

    • Indeed.

      “Wonderful, daahlinks”

      Carol Vorderman said everybody’s got something at the back of the wardrobe, which is more to the point. Probably best if it stays there, as I suspect it’s mushrooms.

      I am looking forward to Mirren in her own obit, which will shurely be a shtunning act. Ropey old baggage.

      • Once had a memorable dream about my own psychic wardrobe and what I kept in it. A mansize winged, clawed bat thing hanging upside down from the rail as the door swung open. Woke sweating, but in some strange way, rather happy.

  5. Apart from a fevered wanking over her during her full frontal nudity sex scenes in the excellent ‘The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover’, I’ve despised this oversexed old cunt in anything and everything she has appeared in whence or since.

    During my rant on Denise ‘rottenquim’ Welch’s nomination yesterday, I touched on this point that actresses (fuck political correctness; actresses they were and actresses they’ll forever be) always used to be too busy being fucked sideways both on and off screen to have any kind of moral conscience. Angelina Jolie is the best example of a whoring Hollywood cunt who only developed any kind of ‘political’ compass when the roles dried up, along with the loss of her cunt and tits and became this macabre, 35% processed female middle-aged immitation fuck doll, who is suddenly all about wimminz issues and playing the big fucking international world-peace humanitarian.

    So it pisses me off way more than it should when ultra-cunts like Jolie or Helen Mirren use the public platform afforded to them because of their acting, singing or sporting career to mindlessly push a politically correct agenda.

    Helen Mirren – fuck off, stay quiet and keep your rancid, well-fucked mouth shut until you get the sympathetic invites to appear on guff like the Graham Norton show. Cunt!

  9. I love to understand what he ideas of male or female ‘qualities’ are. These instant stereotyping for you right there. Does being female automatically make you want to jump up and make a cake whilst ironing and mopping the floor? Does being male make you want to automatically jump up and drink beer until you vomit whilst slapping the arse of every fit bird that walks past? No it doesn’t. She is full of shit and an attention seeking cunt. Everyone has lots of differing qualities and tendencies, it’s what we are. It doesn’t mean be are fucking binary or any of the other ridiculous bullshit bollocks bandied around by the utter cunts in the media. Just fuck off, all of you, just fuck right off.

  10. This tired and played out old has been was fawning over that freakish Ru Paul on the Graham Nortoncunt show, sickening bit of bandwagon jumping.
    Mrs. Cunter, being a Cunt, watches this type of shite, the silly cow. I Fucked Off up the dancers, before I was infected with The Gayness.
    Get To Fuck.

    • This whole drag queen cancer that seems to be infesting idiotbox TV on both sides of the pond makes me truly fucking sick. By all means, let these twats dress up like trashy whores, but the fact that this whole phenomenon is used to indoctrinate kids in schools and push agendas truly makes me fucking sick.

      It is of no surprise that a posturing cunt like Helen Mirren fully bought into deviant shite like drag queen TV. It’s like all this chamioning of degeneracy by the rich and famous is like an ’emeror’s new clothes’ obsession. It won’t be long before liberals psuh through live, unsimulated gay sex on mainstream TV. Actual bumming on things like Coronation Street. Mark my words.

      • Gayson Perry screaming in some ad that “It wouldn’t be so bad if he looked like a proper woman”…

        GP looks like some old tramp charity-shop bag lady, who probably stinks of month-old piss. I am so heartily glad that science & technology has not yet delivered smellovision. Can you imagine the stench when Granny Grieve, Dame Keira Starmer, Hillary Gladys Benn, and, of course, not forgetting La Sourtit’s Government of retired / disgraced / traitorous MPs MPs appear on our screens ?
        Projectile vomit-inducing.

      • Every time I see Lily Allen on the fucking box, I am indeed thankful to Jesus H. Christ that ‘smellovision’ has not come to pass.

        She looks like she smells of fermenting crab meat.

    • I just don’t get all this shit, if it is offensive for a white man to ‘black up’ why isn’t it offensive for a man to dress up as a woman.

      Must be that women don’t mind being mocked.

      CUNTS!

  13. I was in two minds about this one, I have always fancied doing the dame and having a bit of spare time on my hands I thought I would go for a realistic scenario.
    So I donned a pair of rigger gloves and tried to knock one out, I would suggest that the feel and texture is similar to the real thing and has rather put me off the thought.
    I wonder if she is open to a bit of backroom fun?

    • Maybe “Greenroom fun”…whatever that might be.

      Answers on the back of a dog-eared, spunk-smelling Equity membership card…

  14. I would have blipped me load on/up her decades ago aroudn the time when she was in Caligula and gave that Yorkshire cunt, Parky, a hard time during the interview. However, fast forward to 2019 and she is now she is just an elderly, dried up, wrinkly old has-been with a floury, dry old meatbag (probably).

    Dame Helen – more like Dame Helenback.

    Piss off.

    • Honor Blackman for me but obviously in the 60/70s etc not now when she’s doing a more than reasonable lookalike for Micheal hezeltine!!

      • Jane Asher in her heyday vs. Jane Asher now.

        The comparison is akin to that scene where Jack Nicholson cops off with the hot woman from the bathroom in The Shining, only to realise she is in fact a decaying, bloated old corpse.

  15. I am so fucking sick to death of Hollywood and media pushing this fucking non-binary gender bullshit.
    If you want cock up your arse but want to identify as female and call yourself Susan, go ahead, that’s your choice, but fucking stop pushing this fucking agenda on to the minds of children, they are all going to grow up with serious mental health problems.

    But I guess that’s the reason they are doing it, they have been emasculating Men, empowering Women and destroying the typical ‘family’ since the 60’s.

    #tinfoilhat or #theuncomfortabletruth

    Fuck Helen Mirren, Fuck JK Rowling and all the other gender bender protagonists – you bunch of immoral cunts!

  16. Since playing her, this twat really believes she is the Queen. At an awards ceremony, she told everyone that she worried because of the role her husband would not want to fuck her anymore.
    Her actual words just seem to sum up this vomit inducing cow…………………..
    “Darling, do you think you’ll ever f*** me again?”
    She added: “Between you and me, he has.”

    • The decadent old cunt.
      She was my granny id be mortified!
      She needs putting in a home.

  17. I think my binary is fixed, give me a fit looking young bird and I will fuck her arse no problem, but I am pretty sure that no matter how good looking a bloke is there is no way I would want to fuck his arse.

    Conclusion I am 100% male.

      • Two lines from an actual song I heard yonks ago…

        “There once was an old fagot from China,
        Whose arse was like a male vagina…”

      • it was actually “The Sailors” their first album Violent Masturbation Blues
        https://www.discogs.com/The-Sailors-Violent-Masturbation-Blues/master/486352
        contained the following tracks:
        1. Trim The Bush
        2. I Punch You (with the fist of my cock)
        3. Turkey Slap Blues
        4. Viktor
        5. I Just Got Back
        6. Bawdy House Blues
        7. Creeps Like Me
        8. Violent Masturbation Blues
        9. Asian Ladies
        10. Swashbuckling Faggots
        [“…Yo ho ho and a bottle of RUM
        The swashbuckling faggots are after your BUM
        With a parrot on my shoulder and
        And a patch on my eye,
        My third wooden leg’s gonna
        Make you cry…”
        11. I Won’t Go Back

        you’re welcome!

  18. My son sent me a photo that just about sums things up perfectly, although I’m really going to have to have a word with him as it could cause untold damage and offence…
    It was a picture of a blue wheelie bin, but someone had used a marker pen down the front and written, “I identify as a green bin”

    Fucking genius

  20. Another second hand dartboard desperate for attention as the parts dry up (in more ways than one). Just shut your stupid gob you dirty old cow.

  21. All this ‘National Treasure’ shite that gets lavished on Miranov is total bollocks…
    An Ivan slapper who got her tits out for virtually every role she did, then there was the Penthouse production that was Caligula… I also remember her on the Parkinson show: tarting it up and virtually offering Parky a BJ… She sold sex and called it acting, simple as that… And every cunt waxes about what a great actress she is? She’s about as English as any other Dooshka Dooshka and her acting is nothing to rave about either… In short, she’s a cunt…

  22. Until i see ‘Dame Helen’ with her achingly hard erection and hairy swinging bollocks hanging down i’ll take what she says with a sack of salt.

  23. Most actresses had no problems using their looks when they were younger to get parts in movies.

    But once they hit their 40s/50s and the roles start to dry up more than their fannies, they suddenly cared about only young wimmins getting hired.

    Well guess what? It’s the same with blokes too. It’s called the ‘enetertainment’ industry. People work their arses off on the building site or whatever and don’t want to look at some fat old wrinkled cunts when trying to relax. Would you want a 25 year old Angelina Jolie playing Tomb Raider, or the 50 year old version because ‘equality’? If the movie’s shite, at least you can ogle the flange.

    This metoo shite (although Weinstein was a dirty old cunt) was mostly birds who knew full well what they were doing (‘Ooh please Harvey, Warvey. I’ll be a good girl for you if you let me play in your movie wovie.”) but funnily enough, only seemed to care/remember when the roles dried up.

    Fuck off.

    • I’ll be be honest about the #metoo wank. I don’t give afuck.

      It’s hollywood and the casting couch has been around since year dot.
      Rape is horrible but i doubt it was rape in most cases.

      Good on Catherine Deneuve for pointing out the cuntishness of these dopey trollops.

  24. Dame Helen Mirren reminds me a lot of that other overrated old cunt, Meryl Streep. Not that they’re remotely similar, but when I’m unfortunate enough to see either one of these dried up old trouts, I immediately switch channels, as I learned long ago that anything featuring Mirren or Streep will be dogshite.

  25. All actors are cunts. You have to be a certain type of person to enter the ‘theatrical arts’ and that type is usually a pretentious, annoying CUNT.

    Back in the Stone Age when I was in my late teens/early 20s, I had a friend who was a member of an amateur theatre company. She both acted and directed and as I had an interest in all that lark myself, she dragged me in to help out, mostly with costume/wardrobe.

    Well fuck me, what a fucking load of assholes there were in that gaff. Am Dram cunts who were under the illusion they were fucking Larry Olivier or Marlon Brando. One Prima Donna cunt took issue with the gingerbread man costume I was altering for him…..it wasn’t up to par darling…..

    HE WAS PLAYING THE GINGERBREAD MAN IN SOME FUCKING XMAS PRODUCTION FOR KIDS. YOU WOULD THINK HE WAS PLAYING FUCKING HAMLET!!!

    Anyhoo, my point is that actor types are so up their own anal passage it is untrue, from Am Dram to Hollywood megastars, they are cunts of the highest order and Mirren is no exception.

    Always thinking that because they have a platform to speak, they SHOULD speak, and it is mostly utterly pretentious, bandwagon jumping shite like this verbal diarrhoea that Mirren is spewing.

    What she means is that in the entertainment industry, she has come across a shitload of camp old fruits altering her hemline and putting her makeup on and perhaps butch, feminist, libtard directors/writers and suchlike who would quite like to lick and flick her bean, given the chance.

    ZILCH to do with ambiguity and a touch of “both male and female”.

    Great actress, but a batshit old cunt.

    • Dear daaarling daaarling Nursey.
      I just don’t think you simply realise simply how much one had to put into that epic role of the Gingerbread man daaarling.
      I simply put EVERY fibre of ones being into that role you should know.

  27. The poor old crone is confusing sexuality and gender.
    A gay man is no less biologically a man and not ‘somewhere in between’, unless he is a feeble-minded tit like Sam Smith.

    Just a Luvvie courting favour from other luvvies and weak-minded youth.

    You can see Dame Helen at The Ivy, stuffing her face with woodpigeon, posh chips and gin.

    • Remember Denis Penis?
      When he said to Demi Moore
      “If it was done tastefully, would you consider keeping your clothes on in a movie?”
      Hehe!

      • Quality, I remember his interviews fondly, a personal fave of mine was when he asked Patsy Kensit if she was wearing Embassy no 6 perfume 🙂

  28. Posted following an amazing wank. “The lair of the white worm “……. oh oh oh ! Hear I go again !

    • A running theme over the last few days, but yep, some real fapworthy moments in that weird film.

      The bit where the two female flight attendants start wrestling in heels and stockings usually makes me reach for a clean wank-flannel.

  29. Fuck me, it would be like sticking your dick in a bag of pilchard flavour crisps!

    Or in the exhaust pipe of an old land rover that farmer Giles has just driven through a field full of cow shite.

    I think I’ll stick to slamming it in the door.

  30. I am glad to say there is a simple word in everyday use – unfortunately – which encapsulates everything said by Mirren and thousands of other women who pretend to be other women for money. It is “actress”, and nothing more needs to be said, except about its inevitably gendered male equivalent; “actor”.

    She’s pretending to be herself, incidentally. Her real name is Illiana Lydia Petrovna Mironova. Something else to blame Lenin for, cunters – her father’s family were Tsarist aristocracy and escaped the revolution by coming here.

      • I saw a few of her films in my younger days and she looked like a woman to me, or I wouldn’t have got a bone on. But she always had a bit too much meat on her for my liking. Anyway I was too busy wanking over Marie Liljedahl.

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