Charlotte Edwardes

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Hold the front page and read all abaht it please, for pretty but batty journalist, Charlotte, who has suddenly remembered 20 years after the event, and on the first day of the Conservative Conference, that Boris allegedly had a fuddle-duddle under the table with her one day in 1999.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49877508

Of course, Justine Greening, the lovely lezzie (well she is prettier than Angela Eagle) and Amber Dudd – two wimmin soon to leave Westminster – are outraged, along with Steptoe’s sisterhood.

I have no idea why her memory went into limbo for 20 years…could it be that Ms. Edwardes is another desperate Remoaner? Did Dame Keir or Gaylord Adonis – or even Granny Grieve (perish the thought) put the wench up to it?

I have one piece of advice for Ms. Edwards: hush, hush sweet Charlotte, or shut the fuck up.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

74 thoughts on “Charlotte Edwardes”

  1. Great how one certain politician has a d notice on their past and another is being exposed for someone else’s recently remembered suspect phantom non event.

      • if you use a trigger word (bit like trigger but stating with an N) and then name and shame it will pop into moderation and the mods will check it and give a yay or nay.

      • Aaaah, Miranda, suck my cock through the gloryhole…

        John Major had a… four-year affair… with Edwina Currie in the 80s, and prorogued Parliament in 1997 to delay a possible Tory scandal until after an election.
        But it’s NOT ok for Boris to do the same…

        Gibbet-time, John. More peas ??!

    • Obviously this story has emerged now in order to do a job. How fucking stupid do the perpetrators think we are? It gets my goat that these cunts feel that ‘The Great British Public’ is too thick to see through this load of bollocks.

      • That’s the comforting point. The Brits are at heart believers in fair play. This surge of stories, ably helped out by the Beeb, will backfire. The oppo have somehow converted an inoffensive comment about Jo Cox, introduced in to the debate by themselves, into the worst thing they have ever heard in the House. I’m glad they are shitting themselves over threats received. I’ve had scores of them over the years.
        They are all cunts, including Boris, but I will be voting tory for the first time ever.

      • Why have all the brain dead libtard media not picked up on the impeccable timing of this attention seeking remoaner harpys sudden amnesia cure.

        Let’s keep piling the firewood around Boris. A nice public burning at the stake will distract everyone from us taking the democratic vote, pissing on it, wiping our arses on it, & flushing it down the crapper, along with anything else we don’t like.

        It really is getting close to the need for us to follow Hong Kong’s example & start lobbing a few molotov’s at gov buildings….& cunt remoaners.

        Boris should consider himself fortunate his hand didn’t wither & die from going near the Bitch’s festered rotting compost heap.

  2. Apparently this cunt is the girlfriend of wonky eyed cunt journalist Robert peston!!!!
    Quell fucking surprise ……..
    expect more nonsense from the remoaning Brexit denying cunts!!

  3. Oh just remembered! 20 years ago she borrowed £50 off me!
    Ill phone the msm!
    What a lying cunt, I couldnt give a shite about Boris, think hes dodgy but hate dirty snidey tricks like this!
    Dont they realise it just hardens peoples resolve?
    And shows their true colours?

    • That fucking Edwards Spud kicked me in the bollocks, stole my wallet & pissed on me 20 years ago – all because a Gypsy told her I’d vote to leave the EU, 17 years in the future.

      Can I sell my story to the Cunty Mirror ?

  4. Boris should just say, “She asked me to fuck her but I turned her down. I can’t remember the exact details as it was so long ago”…..

  5. Oh, poor girl having that secret stashed inside her for so long. Perhaps it was constipation. She dies sound like shes backed up and full of shit.

  8. The principle of ‘if you throw enough mud some of it will stick’

    It doesn’t matter if Boris did or didn’t have a quick feel at this tarts leg the fact it has been alleged gives the the media a fucking huge bone to chew on.

    As with previous posts the timing of this stinks of a political agenda, why didn’t she spew when he was mayor of London or foreign secretary.

    It’s all bollocks!

  9. How convenient that this remembrance of the past has just occurred to her now, right in the midst of Boris being Public Enemy No. 1 for just about every cunt under the sun (usually of the Remoaner type)

    I had to laugh when I learned that she is the girlfriend of that obnoxious, lefty cock, Robert Peston who amongst other things, has commented that any suggestion that the BBC is biased is, and I quote, “bollocks”.

    You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to see what her agenda is, undoubtedly egged on by the four-eyed specimen she allows to have a poke.

    How much more scraping the bottom of the ‘how scandalous!’ barrel are these Remoaning cunts going to do, to try to get their way?

    • There was a letter in the DT last week “Boris has everyone against him, except the people “
      That just about sums the situation up

  10. I expect Establishment arselicker and remoaner, Assistant Commissioner Neil “Clouseau” Basu, to announce that Boris is a suspect in the McCann case by the end of the week. He probably fucked Kate aswell.

  11. These cunts that make comments like this 20 fucking years later with no proof whatsoever should be done for slander, im not a fan of Boris the fucking idiot but, I think some tart who says something like this at the height of political unrest needs an arse fucking with a slowly rotating pineapple unless she can prove it or complained 20 fucking years ago at the time, anyway he only apparently gave her thigh a squeeze, who fucking cares, its not like he stuck his tongue in her snatch without permission, so in my opinion all she has done is make herself look like a cunt and a lying cunt at that, wimmin who say shit like this for attention need a kick in the crack and are usually cunts….

    • I didn’t know this woman was the amour of Peston, nor that she edited the Londoners Diary – that explains it all. Each day the Standard gets more like the Mirror slumming, with guest editorials from for example Peter Mangledbum, Tony Blair and a host of lefty remainers, and there is each week a “the end is nigh” column from Matthew Ancona, predicting all sorts of calamities post Brexit. Just waiting for the plague of locusts one. I just check the website, never read the fucking rag, and neither does many judging by the piles waiting each day at the stations and supermarkets to be taken back to be pulped. The fucking paper is free, and they can’t even shift it.

      Speaking of supermarkets, as Mrs Boggs has a touch of the two bob bits today, I went to the supermarket this morning October 1st to find they have a whole aisle of Xmas puddings, cakes and frippery. Cunts.

      • I think supermarkets or anyone else that put up Christmas stuff before Remembrance Sunday are true cunts Tesco Kettering branch had some crap going on the shelves at the end of August

      • I remember being in London (before it became Londonistan) in September 1991. The weather was quite nice, the sun was shining, but… every fucking shop I passed had Xmas trees and tinsel in the windows, some even has fucking Xmas music blasting – in SEPTEMBER!! Put me right off the fucking place. Even Big Ben was three minutes slow-I know this as fact because the bloke I bought the watch off swore blind it would always be accurate. So there you go.

      • You’re a bit late !! I spotted mince pies a fortnight ago…

        It would be more than the Evening Standard that went off for pulping if I had a naughty Belinda moment !

  12. I think they should sll have a fucking threesome! Bojo /peston fucking this tart and it should go out live that d wipe sll other headlines off including brexit

  13. Just another unsubstantiatable smear. Why didn’t the empowered #metoo wimminz slap the cunt when it happened? That is, if she didn’t invite it, and of course she didn’t, dear me, what a suggestion, I’ve just outraged myself.

    It is surely no coincidence that Charlotte edits ‘Londoner’s Diary’ for the abominable Standard (ed: George Osborne)

    If this has any basis in reality, I find Boris guilty only of ungentlemanly conduct. He should be blackballed from his club, the cad. However this is not enough for the New Wimminz, for whom his crucifixion would be insufficient revenge. What the fuck have we come to?

    Charlotte = cunt.

  14. Breaking News!
    It was Boris who coshed Driver Mills in the Great Train Robbery, the murdering bastard! Statements from Blair, Major and Hezzelslime to follow.

    • He also sold Microsoft flight simulator to the terrorists who flew into the twin towers, he’s a right nasty bastard, that one!

  17. More breaking news….
    Boris named as the real Yorkshire Ripper! Peter Sutcliffe released with Free Pardon from Her Maj. Compo paid with EU grant.

    • Breaking news Independent…..

      Boris gave me an unwanted dicky back ride claims old Etonian school chum!!

      two weeks later in independent paper
      Buried on page 43

      Typo error piggy back ride …………😂

    • *NEWSFLASH*
      Newly discovered footage clearly shows Boris Johnson looking shifty on a grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963.

    • My vote too. This is not intended to be offensive at all, but he puts me in mind of a younger Salmond: no nonsense, enthusiastic for his cause, and has done his research. I only hope the BP’s candidates are half as good. Nice bit of wedge-driving, between Leninists and Trots – illuminates a division which Labour will not acknowledge exists – though of course a lot of Labour MP’s are simply selfservatives who know sod-all about their revolutionary antecedents and care less.

  20. In my time, I have groped with dozens of girls at school, girl friends in the 50/60, and a couple of flirtations since. None of the names I remember, none of the dates do I recall, and if you want the year, Im fucked. Date time place of something that happened in my life is a “fuck off” and I couldn’t even give you a ball park.

    This bit of bint ( nice cunting BTW ) is quite a looker. Has probably been fingered,fucked, titted quite a bit. But can remember with clarity, a “non fuck” moment of 20 years ago, with a man ( now Prime Minister ) and the re-call conveniently coincidental with his Party’s Conference ???

    Well fuck my old boots !

  21. The way women carry on now you would think they never have any sexual desires and wants and it’s only us chaps who like a bit of a fumble, women cunts to a man.

    • Also, regarding pornography. It has been shown unequivocally that the demographics of those watching râpe porn are overwhelmingly female.

    • Like you remember dates times every detail!
      Cant even remember the name of that prostitute i strangled in sheffield!
      Yours sincerely p.sutcliffe.

  25. If I was Boris, I’d just say “of course I touched her thigh. She was rubbing my cock under the table, and panting for it”. See how that would make her look…….

  26. No Idea what happened 20 years ago ….. he may have he may not . Isn’t the real point;
    – If she felt it was out of order and wanted to protect other sisters in future then why not have kicked up a fuss at the time?
    – It’s certain even if BJ did do it that her recollection is politically motivated as it is too much of a coincidence.
    – If it was politically motivated which it was then it goes to prove journalists and news readers ( Robert Peston being her BF) now feel that they are as much the news as the news itself. Tom Bradbury, Krishnan GM, John Snow —- and so many more —— right on lefty virtue signalling cunts.
    I think BJ is a cunt becasue he voted for the Mavis surrender deal yet calls the Benn bill a surrender Act so I have no axe to grind in this particular spat.
    Boris wants a stitch up ….. just wait and see.

  27. The lovely chats she and that hulking he-man Peston must have over their Jamie “just get rid of it but make sure I get paid first” Oliver ready meals.
    Heart warming.
    Fucking degenerates.

  28. Well this may be my last post before the “hurt feelings” police feel my collar for holding a door open for a woman back in 1991.

    Based on today’s standards – which we know *MUST* be applied retrospectively – holding a door open for a woman is now tantamount to rape.

    I have a further charge because I didn’t hold a door open for a man.

    How was I supposed to know ze identified as a woman today!?! The five o’clock shadow and Adam’s apple the size of Bruce Lee’s punch bag lead me to assume ze was a man.

    Mind you, ze did come out of the ladies changing room at the swimming baths with a raging hard-on, so I should’ve known.

    My bad.

    🤡🤡🤡

    https://youtu.be/zBM1BqzRI1Q

  29. Boris should have fisted the cunt 20 years ago – every other cunt since no doubt has

  30. This has all the markings of a desperate ‘let’s get Boris and stop a no-deal at any price’ story. I remain to be convinced, and actually, I couldn’t give a flying fuck anyway. Boris looks to be our best bet to get us out of the EUSSR. if he can do that, I don’t care if he fondled his hamster.

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