Charlotte Edwardes

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Hold the front page and read all abaht it please, for pretty but batty journalist, Charlotte, who has suddenly remembered 20 years after the event, and on the first day of the Conservative Conference, that Boris allegedly had a fuddle-duddle under the table with her one day in 1999.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49877508

Of course, Justine Greening, the lovely lezzie (well she is prettier than Angela Eagle) and Amber Dudd – two wimmin soon to leave Westminster – are outraged, along with Steptoe’s sisterhood.

I have no idea why her memory went into limbo for 20 years…could it be that Ms. Edwardes is another desperate Remoaner? Did Dame Keir or Gaylord Adonis – or even Granny Grieve (perish the thought) put the wench up to it?

I have one piece of advice for Ms. Edwards: hush, hush sweet Charlotte, or shut the fuck up.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

74 thoughts on “Charlotte Edwardes”

  1. What the fuck if he did it anyway? Every normal bloke tries his luck now and again and 95% of the time you get knocked back. And every normal woman knows how to deal with unwanted attention. It’s only the snowflakes who have a problem.
    As Robert Duval said in “The Eagle Has Landed” ……”A wink from a pretty girl at a party rarely results in climax Karl, but a man would be a fool not to pursue the suggestion as far as it will go.”
    Or something like that.

  2. The filly is a bit slow. This MeToo bollocks is starting to backfire on women as they are turned down for jobs because bosses think they’ll cause trouble down the road.

  3. Presently boyfriend Robert Preston you say, If I was her I’d say come back Boris all is forgiven no doubt coached in lying by one of the world’s best

  4. Look, when looking at someone’s deeds, I also look at their motivation. Boris, at a drunken lunch 20 years ago might have squeezed a thigh – his motivation, a bit of fun (he probably wasn’t even trying to shag her – wasn’t he in full Wyatt bonking phase back then). Edwardes, close friend of Roland Rudd and squeeze of Robert Peston, tells the world 20 years later, on the eve of the Conservative conference. Her motivation – undermine the Prime Minister of the UK and impede Brexit in spite of its democratic legitimacy.

    Who’s the cunt? Outside of the House of Cant, the Grauniad or the Times, who gives a fuck? They really do take us for idiots, don’t they?

    I predict another couple of percent gain to the Tories in this weekend’s opinion polls.

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