Travellers (3)

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Well it has been almost a year to the day since my last “travellers” cunting – heavily quoted because travellers is PC speak for feral free-roaming fucktards.

They’re in the news again, this time for allegedly (come on, we all know the score) successfully murdering a policeman by dragging him along the road with their vehicle. Probably a shitheap stolen white ford van with no tread, rusting metal work, and one blinking brake light that twitches.

I’m not sure what vexes my piss more. The fact that these free loading cunts were caught stealing, the inevitable whinging commentary from upstanding members within their shitheap, or the fact that the media once again delights in evading the correct terminology to describe these unrefined wankgibbons. ‘Camping site’. Yeah, that’s exactly what it is. Fucking media cretins. No comments allowed on any of their articles no less, no chance to correct this violation of distilled cuntery.

How this can continue? Easy as pie in PC land, where rainbows fly out the arse of every media outlet, but no critical cunting when a cunting is well, well overdue.

Travellers my arse. Cunts.

Nominated by The Big Chunky Cunty

81 thoughts on “Travellers (3)”

  1. Pikeys and Somalians …….. the two biggest piles of shit on the planet. Not a single one of them has a right to be in this country, fucking scroungers and filthy parasites.
    You put in and they take out but when it comes to yewman rites they are at the top and you are a piece of shit. Learn it!

  2. Ah, the smell of rabbit stew cooking gently on a open fire, the sound of violins softly playing a ode to lost love,
    Sultry dusky gypsy girls swirling to the music, silver earrings and bangles catching the light from the open fire…

    “KATHLEENS BIKE,YERFUCK,TARMACYERCUNTYER,ONDALORRY,MRBUYDATFUCKINHORSE!!!

  3. A most worthy nom. The dorty bastards camp on the common where I live. They strategically wait until the bank holiday and then plonk their assorted wagon train of beat up shit, piss-soaked mattresses, skeletal horses, rabid dogs and stolen plant on the common.

    After then it is lock-down for locals as these cunts wait until nightfall and then go on little ‘sorties’, which involve trespassing in private gardens to see if there are any sheds to break into, machinery to pinch etc. Around our way, they sometimes achieve this by printing fake gardening services and posting the leaflets through letterboxes, whilst having a crafty reccy around the property.

    If I had my way, these neer-do-wells would be rounded up and treated to a nice shower accompanied by some lovely relaxing, scented Zyklon B.

    Piss off.

  4. Well, it must be gypppoe day today. What next, Romanian and Lithuanian Farm labourers?

    Every society attempting to improve themself constantly comes into conflict with this scum, the human equivalent of maggots chomping at the hard work of others. They think themselves gleefully outside of society, cunningly devoid of rules, smugly above the law.

    Inside their caravan villages they assume, often quite rightly, that they’re beyond the grasp of the law. These rats have always been cunts and they always will be.

    • That’s why the media always show those programs like “Big Fat Gypsy Wedding”. I’d rather see “Big Fat Gypsy Bonfire of Caravans” myself.

  6. Human rights take precedence so I am informed. I’m also told that the law is meant to protect everyone’s rights equally.These cunts have no respect for the law or anyone else’s property or rights.

    Given all that, I believe the Irish manage these cunts with big sticks and kickings, works for them so it seems to be a cultural thing. We should follow their lead.

    Romanian travellers just need to be deported via the sea, those air filled arm bands for the kids.

  7. I emailed a reporter who was covering the invasion of the Brighton sea front by traveller’s, her report stated that the police saw no reason to intervene.
    Using the magic of the internet a few gov sites and the photos of the vehicles it became apparent that the vehicle parked next to a police car had no tax (type is a car taxed into the internet put in the reg and there you go.) .
    This sent me off on the MOT history of the vehicle, well lets just say that it has a glowing history, complete passes no advisory’s one year it didn’t clock up a single mile and on a further two years the vehicle was driven in reverse deducting close to 700 miles from the odometer. ,
    Bless them and their caring police friends

    • Fuckin’ dunno about that so much yer Lordship. Had a gang o’ the cunts rock up recently… never seen so many large capacity 3yr old Mercedes’!!! ‘Course if you don’t tax, MOT and insure the fucker and siphon your petrol you can probably afford it.
      Cunts cleared out 3 site boxes overnight from one of the big jobs I was on years back, job shut down for a week, 30 sparks and mech fitters lost all their handtools, drillers, test kit, drums of armoured cable, the fucking lot; not an inch of copper left on site! parasitic bastards. When the actual coppers arrived and sensed the mood (and we could see their fucking rat-camp barely 1/2 a mile across the adj. fields) all they did was warn us off any ideas or attempts to recover our stuff mob handed.

      • Two years ago I received a complaint from another Hire company about “My Pikeys” it would seem that the trackers on a number of vehicles ended their lives in woodland close to a certain refuge for the good honest ones, it the became apparent that the local pikeys would case the stuff, then pass the info too their neighbours who do the job, so “My lot” nick off of a patch 20 miles away and “his lot” commute over here to do their nicking.

      • The cunts are more often than not also involved in slavery. However, our boys in blue rarely do owt.

  8. They are a curse on this nation. Thieving uncouth Bogtrotters without an ounce of true Romany in them. They need to fuck of back to Bogland, pronto. Cunts.

    But try telling that to the media, as they are about to commission season 87 of My Big Fat Pikey Wedding.

    Fuck off.

  9. These anti social scum are hated the world over.
    Here in Poland they keep their filthy thieving heads well below the parapet to avoid the inevitable beating they will receive if they do fall out of line.
    No way would they camp on someone’s land. It would be like flying a drone in Iran.
    My local Sainsbury’s in Blighty was invaded by a bunch of Irish Gypos , they send their Ferrell kids in to create a diversion then the adults clear the shelves.
    Every house is on lockdown till Plod asks them politely to leave.

  11. Excellent cunting indeed.
    There really should be Special Patrol Groups waiting to knock these fucking foot pads and rag pickers back to the good old days of the hairy peg seller.
    Nowt good comes of these cunts for certain.

  12. Moderate this fucker.

    Pikey Gyppo scumbags who take advantage of PC cunts who don’t have to put up with them.

    who and why?, I will revise that, one slipped through the net (the comment you mention) they then set up a second profile to create a “Gang” then they got rumbled and banned

  13. These cunts are a law unto themselves, or should that be lawLESS.

    I have to laugh when I see them whining and bitching in their boggy way about how persecuted they are and how society will not ‘accept them’ and that everywhere they go they are unwelcome.

    Well why on earth do you think that is, you thick, knacker cunts??

    Could it possibly be because you break in to padlocked, private property and dump yourselves and your shit (literally) on that land, not giving a fuck who owns it or the fact you are trespassing, as this is your ‘tradition’ and ‘lifestyle’?

    Could it be because the crime rates instantly rise wherever you lay your (probably stolen) hat, as does fly tipping and a host of other anti-social behaviour?

    Could it because you cannot live decently and QUIETLY. You, your vile offspring and their disgusting language and behaviour (as the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree with you cunts) invade towns and cities across the country and make everybody’s lives a total misery?

    But fuck only knows why you are so ‘persecuted’……..

    They have zero respect for anyone this lot. In particular, the Police or any other authority figure. They could not even fucking spell ‘respect’, but then they probably couldn’t fucking spell much at all, being the illiterate cavemen and women that they are.

    I have to wheel out the stories I always wheel out when it comes to travellers. Every one of them was a fucking nightmare when we had a child of theirs on the ward. No respect for visitor numbers at all……they would turn up on mass with every man, woman and child in their community causing havoc. They would steal baby milk, food and nappies and hide them underneath their sprogs pram or buggy, to the point that we ended up having to lock the open milk kitchen (where the milk and baby food jars were) to ALL parents, instead of giving them free, trusting access. They would turn off medical equipment that was monitoring their sick child because, in the words of one of the cunts, ‘the fucking alarm keeps going off and I am going to fuck that thing out of the window in a minute’.

    I could go on and on.

    They are scumbags. Just another group of people in society (the only difference is that the cunts have been around longer in the UK) who think we should all let them do exactly as they please as this is their way of life/religion/tradition/blah, blah, fucking blah.

    Banned two fuckers today

    • ‘Could it be because the crime rates instantly rise wherever you lay your (probably stolen) hat’.

      Thanks a fucking bunch, Nurse. I spat my coffee out laughing and now have to get a clean pair of uniform trousers out of my locker.

      • Sorry about that, DCI Cunt.

        Get some ‘Vanish’ on that quick smart!! You are though very admirably organised having an extra pair of clean uniform trousers to hand.

        My uniform was usually so minging and overworn it could probably walk around the ward on its own and do obs.

        Infection control would have a bloody field day.

        Have a good day, DCI.

      • I have to say that I was married to an H grade nurse practitioner, not only did she not have a uniform but she had thrown all her old ones away.
        Lots of nice pics of her student days with the little white hat and cape, but nothing usable for recreational purposes.

        see life constantly thwarts me

      • Yep, when you reach the heights of H grade you can ditch the uniform, M’Lord.

        I couldn’t bear to give my uniforms away. I even still have my student uniform dress with the old belt and buckle (sadly no hats by the time I trained) and then I also have my final uniform which were blue scrubs when I worked in A&E….bloody comfortable scrubs are too as opposed to trousers and tunic.

        Aww, shame that no remnants are left for you…..Ann Summers do some saucy nursey clothes though! (not that I have indulged of course, ahem)

      • Cheers, Nurse. Great day – STEMI blued in to the heart garage and had a stent fitted just over an hour after the initial call. Jobs like that make you realise why you tolerate the cunts and damn proud of working for the NHS. I’m sure you felt the same. Sometimes.

      • Blimey, bloody good work there DCI! That is incredibly fast and a brilliant outcome. My hats off to you (NOT a stolen one I might add, LOL)

        You really do an amazing job.

        Yep, I felt the same on occasion, especially when I had lovely, very grateful families and well patients and could go home feeling it was all worth it, but sadly, that feeling became few and far between. I would still be in nursing were it not for my stress issues and all of the extraneous bullshite and red tape nonsense – targets, time pressures, staff shortages, bed shortages, etc, etc. as I still think healthcare is a wonderful profession.

  14. Now now Chunky; you’ve got to show some respect for their traditions and culture…
    I utterly respect these shifty, thieving shitebags and their parasitic lifestyle. I’d like to open one of those BIG camps to get them all together so that we could look after them properly.

    • I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…..he might have been a cunt 99% of the time, but old Uncle Adolf was right about some things…..

  15. Last year down my way this vèrmin rolled up on to the local sports pitch and playpark having been moved sharpish from the nearby more well heeled environs of Esher and Claygate in Surrey.
    The local plod spokesperson received a shitstorm of anger on twatter after saying “How would you like to be moved on every night” . I kid you not.
    Needless to say the local Sainsburys was plundered and a marina had all it’s stock of gas stolen.
    After they finaly left the playing fields could not be used by dog walkers as rat poison had been strewn around their caravans.
    As PM says above, Zyklòn B should be a remedy.

  16. In the past I’ve suffered from these cunts nicking diesel out of my lorry on quite a few occasions and whilst they were at it they shit on the floor of the toilet block in the yard were I parked .
    Can never be cunted enough as far as I am concerned.

  17. I witnessed a Police arrest earlier. A member of the local travelling community had dressed as a soldier and was collecting door to door for Help For Heroes.
    As the policeman asked his name I couldn’t resist shouting..” Don’t tell him, Pikey”

      • This story has truly upset me. Fucking filthy, cowardly rape-ape. Had this fucking primate violated my daughter, he would have been left sans ‘nads and John Thomas, the fucking dindu cunt.

        Why the fucking fuck do we welcome in this simian filth from the Sub-Sahara?

        Fuck off.

      • I wonder if that headline will see daylight on the BBC or Guardian? And if it does it will probably fail to mention the bloke’s ethnicity.

      • I believe Lammy is writing a piece for the Guardian about it, detailing how he knows the cunt really well, and was forced into it by being exploited by the whites etc etc

      • Yup – if it had been my kid, he would have been subject to such a beating he’d be begging me to do him in. And then I wouldn’t until I’d pasted him some more. Cunt.

    • “Celebrity cunts and human filth” – not necessarily separate items. Guess who was in Gambia a couple of weeks ago?

      https://www.voicegambia.com/2019/09/03/tony-blair-says-gambia-has-made-huge-progress-under-barrow/

      Barrow was in Qatar this week advising economic migrant Gambians to behave themselves…there appears to be a problem:

      President Barrow advised the Gambian community in the gulf state to continue to unite and set meaningful objectives for the benefit of all members. “Develop the habit of saving to support each other during difficult times. Support your families and develop your homes so as to prepare you for when you return, because home will always be home, no matter how long you are away,” he added, urging them to continue remaining civil and law-abiding which earn them the respect of the Qatari government. (Foroyaa.gm)

  19. The golden rule by which your moosher lives is that anybody that is not one of them is their to provide them with opportunities to thieve from ,pure and simple end of.
    This should be taught to any soft twat at the start of their career in social work or any of the other “caring ” professions, also that anything that comes out of a diddies gob will always be a 100% lie. Dirty verminous scum of the first water cunts to a man and his old rattley.

  20. If these cunts feel so persecuted why don’t they shack up on Lily Mong’s mansion, or Linecunt’s come to that?

    These same rich libtards will defend these scumbags if only because they’re a million miles away from where they live. It would a different story if they were affected directly of course

  22. I simply propose a systematic cleansing of the planet of all types of “travellers”. A quick visit to the showers is what is needed. Remember. “Work makes you Free “

  23. Just a different take on it. I go to church. Yes they don’t even behave in church- roaming around while the service is going on, mobiles ringing, music on. I hate disturbances during a service, sets me on edge. ‘Let us offer each other the sign of peace’. This is where we have to shake hands with those to our left or right. They never do it. I once put my hand out to one of the kids. The look of hatred in her eyes. Christian forbearance is I suppose what is needed. Funny all I am looking for is an hour’s escape or respite especially from the angry feelings I have at the world. Now I go only to come out angrier than when I went in.

    • What are they doing there in the first place Miles, other than casing the joint for the lead on the roof?

      • Oh no they wouldn’t take anything from the Church Bertie. They’re very good Catholics. Yes all there in their Sunday best (the hoi polloi in t- shirts and trackeys almost). But they just cannot BEHAVE anywhere it seems. They’re all fidgeting in their seats. Is that to do with their traveling instinct? They can’t sit still. Recently the priest had to stop the service they were so disruptive. The European Romany arent as bad. But even they wander about. Yes all good Catholics. There is a side of me that wants to like them. For example Tyson Fury’s standing up against homosexuality. Also the roaming around I kind of like. That they are freer than us idea. We are too stationary. Also the girls are protected. Too much I know but still they are. Contrast that with girls suffereing from the Asian grooming gangs. But my experience of them is exactly what everybody says on here. For example a couple of weeks ago in the all night garage a swarm of them came in swarming around to distract the counter while the young ones went to work. And frightening. Absolutely defenceless we all were against them. Fly tipping, they’ve even nicked our bin.
        They do make me laugh though in a kind of way-it’s so BAD (their behaviour) its good.

  24. My favourite pikey joke.
    Three pikeys arrive at the pearly gates and ask to be let in. ‘See that?’ says St Peter, pointing to a sign that reads ‘No Pikeys’ in big letters.
    ‘G’wan wit yersel’ says one, ‘away and arksk Himself’.
    ‘Fuck’ says St Pete, but wanting to be fair, nips into Heaven where God and the Archangel Gabriel are feet up, enjoying a cup of tea and a fag.
    ‘Sorry to interrupt your break Boss’ says St Pete, ‘but I’ve got three pikeys at the gate…’
    ‘Pikeys! Pikeys!’, splutters the Big Man into his tea. ‘No way! Tell the cunts to fuck off!’.
    A couple of minutes later, a rueful St Pete is back.
    ‘Well? Have they gone?’ barks the Big Man.
    ‘Yes’, says St Pete. ‘Unfortunately, so have the gates’.

    • Reminds me of….

      Hitler dies and arrives at the gates of Hell.
      Fuck this thinks Adolf, this doesn’t look like a great place to spend eternity, so he grabs the up escalator up to heaven.

      Hitler rings the bell and outcomes St Peter.
      ‘What are you doing here’ asks St Peter, ‘You in the book for downstairs’

      Hitler responds, ‘I vent down and had a look but the accommodation is not fit for the fuhrer of the third reich!’

      St Peter looks at Hitler in the eye and says ‘Given the matter of 6 million dead jews and 40 something million who died due to the war you started, that’s where you are going, not negotiable old chap.

      ‘Don’t be a jobsworth cunt’ says Hitler, ‘go and get me someone with authority around here.’

      ‘That would be Jesus’ says St Peter, ‘But I don’t expect he will entertain you’

      Hitler stops to think, ‘St Peter, please relay to Jesus that I will give him my iron cross if he allows me into heaven.’

      St Peter goes off to find Jesus. ‘Jesus, Hitlers at the gate’ he wishes to come in.’

      ‘Hitler? ‘, says Jesus, the man responsible for untold death and the genocide of the Jewish people?’, ‘Tell him to go to Hell.’

      ‘But My lord, Hitler says if you allow him in he will give you his iron cross.’

      Jesus pauses to think, after all Hitlers iron cross would be a great conversation piece at parties and will probably one day be worth a few bob. He ask St Peter to wait as he needs to see what his dad thinks.

      Jesus goes to God and explains the situation and tells God how much he would like to won Hitlers Iron cross.

      God is enraged, last time he had been this angry Noah made a killing on boat trips.

      God turns to Jesus and shouts so loudly he could be heard across the entirety of the firmament. ‘Iron cross, fucking iron cross?, You couldn’t even carry the wooden one I gave you’

  25. We have a big Pikey wedding on Saturday about 5 doors down the road from my gaffe. Unavoidably I am away and I am not sure what state the house will be in when I get back. For various reasons there should be a big police presence so we maybe OK . I will let you all know.

  26. I pulled a Gypsy bird last night, she asked me did I want to go back to her’s for a good time. … She wasn`t kidding I went on the Dodgems, Waltzers, Ghost Train and came home with a Fucking Goldfish.

  27. None of the pikeys that sometimes frequent my local seem to do any travelling at all.
    Their singy songy voices really get on my tits though.

  29. I don’t understand travellers. I mean travellers usually travel, not stay in one spot.
    There are some that get the hump if they’re told to move on.

  30. Gas them like badgers and be done with it. I fucking loath pikeys to the point of obsession.
    If I could kill them and get away with it I wouldn’t hesitate.
    I’m wound up to the hilt just thinking of the stinking filth.

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