The RNLI are cunts…
Now, I have always seen our lifeboats service as a very worthy cause and I have always chipped in… However, after discovering that they are blowing three million quid on peaceful wimmins swimming teams (I know, fucking hell) in Bogo Bogo Land and creches in Banglafuckingdesh, they can now fuck right off. What the fuck have these sponging dark ages cunts got to do with lifeboats and the service they provide?! Another British institution now gone to hell and riddled with PC disease.
The cunts will not get a penny more…Fuck them.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7464961/How-3-3million-donations-RNLI-spent-abroad.html
Nominated by Norman
An emergency Man overboard Cunting for the RNLI.
Now I have always had great respect for the people who risk their lives to save others and will always chuck in to the collection boxes if I pass one, but they can fuck right off now.
It now transpires that despite always being short of funds, they are sending money abroad and one of the schemes is to pay for Muslim women in Zanzibar to purchase burkinis, so they can learn to swim without compromising their cultural and religious beliefs:
I’m sorry, but whoever is at the helm of the RNLI steering this piss take of a ship, needs casting adrift.
Nominated by Crusty Flaps
And that 3 million is fuck all compared to the 13bn that is picked out of our pockets every year by the fucking government to spend on similar programs in the turd world.
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Hear! Hear!
Let’s get Brexit sorted.
Stop pointless immigration.
Then let’s stop that tithe on our coffers to the RotW’s flotsam and jetsam – that does fuck all good anyway.
We could be very selective in who we help (such as the Nepalese who helped us) and fuck those other cunts off who’ll gladly take our money with one hand and threaten to cut our heads off with the other, fuck that.
Besides, as most of the 3rd World is heading this way courtesy of the EU and UN we’ll need every fucking penny ourselves!
I mean it’s not like we have empty wards, 10 pupils max classrooms and can get 4 bedroom houses for £30k (like when we weren’t fucking full) is it!
Oh but that’s old people’s fault isn’t it. The really ought to do the decent thing and die they day after they retire having paid 40yrs into the system.
I mean we need that money for M’Tembe’s paid for Kensington flat and his lifelong benefits drain on our system.
I mean how else will he afford his khat and zombie knives?
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It is unanimous, and hereby proclaimed official…..
The world has gone bloody mad ! Cuckoo …. Cuckoo
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RNLI are certainly NOT short of fund. Them and the guide dogs.
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So buying peaceful swimming cozzies in Africa will cut drownings overseas?
Why don’t they spend it on more boats and crew so they can pick them out of the water when their dinghies turn over in the Channel? Not a penny more.
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That,s a crap Idea if ever I heard one, lead life jackets maybe but not that.
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Many Charities have diversified and the overlap in some areas is horrific and dysfunctional.
Any Charity that oversteps its mission statement should either have the misspend removed from their government grant or its status terminated.
There are far too many of these organisations bogging themselves down with extended management through off shoot projects that do fuck all but employ a privileged few.
What next the British legion donating artificial limbs to Taliban veterans?
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“Any CHARITY that oversteps its mission statement should either have the misspend removed from their GOVERNMENT GRANT..”
Damn straight, and this is where I have a big problem with charities. For a start why are the government forcing taxpayers to handover their hard earned to charities? In effect it is enforced giving with you having no fucking say in which cause recieves it.
Secondly – a ‘chariddy’ in reciept of central gummint money then becomes prey to its desires and directions if they would have that funding stream continue.
That in turn inevitably turns them into deployable useful idiots, change agents and policy shills when it comes to the government wanting to ram through yet another invasive piece of legislative cuntery.
Say the government decides it would like (for your own good of course) to taze you in the nads every Wednesday evening about 6 o’clock. Despite assurances that it will be for the benefit of all in the long run you see no good reason for having your pods fried weekly and naturally you object to such a policy and tell the gov’t to fuck right off and take that taser with ’em.
The gov’t then commissions a suite of reports from their stable of single issue/compliant/reliant chariddies and their cohorts of attendant academics who on cue produce “expert reports” on the potential benefits of being zapped in the love-spuds. and not only this; “further research around the issue” reveals that it would greatly compliment the efficacy of the knob tazing if you were to have red hot pokers rammed up your arse whilst being showered with ripe slurry.
The government can then point to the “expert concensus” from “specialists in their respective fields” and see no reason not to go for a daily cock tazing, perhaps in the workplace as suggested in the Report Summary.
However in the spirit of compromise, magnanimityand social coherence the doublemint announce that they will shed the more controversial jacksie pokering elements and defer the decision on the slurry… for now. And as a of good will they decide to make it 6:30 after the Simpsons. The sheep breathe a sigh of relief, yay!! people power eh?
Bastard teat sucking universities serve a very similar function whenever the executive feel the need for more authoritative clout and supposed credibility than they themselves are able to muster in the public.
As for the RNLI… awww nooooooooo! Used to do a fair bit o’ sailing and a lot of diving so the RNLI held a particulalry important place in my affections and that of every UK coastal sailor/dive crew… just in case the incident slope steepens to the vertical. In fact I have three 8″ model lifeboats on a shelf such is the regard I had for these fellahs. Getting caught in a force 6 in a small boat is no drink of water but these guys pitch themslves into full on storms, it can only be admired, wondered at and thanks duly given.
Only the other day I was asking in the chippy if they had a ‘lifeboat box’ for the change. These used to be a fixture in every chippy not so very long ago, not so now and it was the only charity I ever gave to as they take/took{?} nothing from government. Although now it seems they are very willing to take their ‘moral’ direction on board. Fuck… fuck…
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Well Cunted.
This is the same PC virtue signalling organisation that sacked 2 volunteers last year for having mugs with pictures of birds on them.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/03/rnli-volunteers-sacked-dispute-mugs-adorned-naked-women/
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I can’t possibly see what harm there is in having a few mugs with illustrations of Psittaciformes on them.
Percy would take it as a great complement.
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What a bleeding joke. “They might have been seen by visiting schoolchildren” Would they be the same children who, on the coach on the way home, would be watching hard core fucking on their phones?
Do these arseholes actually live in the real world?
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Exactly Freddie I’m sure some of the language that’s used and the porno that’s seen by your average school kid nowadays would make the average old sea dog blush. Out of touch and overpaid management.
Charities need to be made to focus on their specific area of interest and made to minimise cross over into other charities areas or completely of course.
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These cunts would rather have people die than something upset their fucking sensibilities. And how the fuck do you sack volunteers?
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Fucking hell Tufty.
I’ve always regarded the lifeboat crew as knights in shining armour ( not in a gay way you understand)
But there in all weather to help people at risk of drowning and putting their own lives at risk.
Now I’ve just read about this obscene waist of money . I’m sure the lifeboat crews are highly embraced by the cunts that are running the RNLI.
Didn’t they sack some lifeboat crew last year for having a naked bird on there tea mug ???
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It’s a fucking joke, blokes risking their lives and the PC cunts are worried about a couple of mugs.
I am sure if some virtue signalling liberal fuck wit was drowning in the North Sea they would be concerned if the bloke dragging them out of the drink was a bit of a sexist.
CUNTS!
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Not sure who to believe?
https://rnli.org/news-and-media/2019/september/10/statement-from-rnli-chief-executive
They’re all but kipping on the streets with their mongrel and hitting us for spare change. They’re losing 135 staff. They can’t cover the UK. And they’re buying burkinis for people they won’t even have to save?
And, get this -Mark Dowie, the CEO of the RNLI, (on £188K) was CEO of corporate and institutional banking at Standard Chartered until 2016. Surprised it didn’t need to call for a lifeboat itself.
Yes, the lads on the boats do a dangerous job extremely well. But it looks as if Dowie’s doing a very safe job extremely badly. Sack the cunt and find a good accountant, cunts.
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Ffs, just how many tins do you have to rattle, and for how long, just to get this cunt’s pay?
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RNLI for the 21st century.
Rapists. Ninjas. Lefties. Islam
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Just seen the strangest thing.
A pikey running out of a shop after obviously Nicking something and tossing it in a passing pikete’s bag yelling at her in an inaudible Irish accent to run up the road as fast as possible.
Picture this.
He was wearing an ill fitting powder blue safari suit with white loafers.
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The item could’ve been a mini-voice enhancer and Jess “Poikey Bloinders” Phillips had instructed her house-husband to lift it to further magnify her voice in the House of Cunts. The weird suit was to cause some Showaddawaddy multiball confusion as obviously she’s above paying and naturally thinks she’s above the law.
Naturally.
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If the RNLI want some lead lined lifejackets to throw to the illegal cunts coming across the channel daily then I’ll stick my hand in my pocket.
The AL-BEEB don’t even report the daily crossings now as their puppet master Soros has said it’s “not helpful” when it comes to his population replacement programme.
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Sorry to go off topic, but I have to see if you guys and gals have seen the latest video doing the rounds. The one showing those brave heroes of antifa standing up and battling those “nazi scum” of little old ladies trying to cross to the street?
What would we do without these battling such a threatening, extremist menace to us all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCY44DK-A50
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Straight into moderation again. What fun that is.
sigh, well certain words trigger the bot and we have to manually reinstate the post
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That whorebag Miller has been crying about people in the street calling her traitor and threatening to hang her from a lamppost. I do hope , for once in her life, she’s telling the truth.
By the way, you’re not a traitor Gina. You can’t be because you’re a fucking foreigner. So fuck off back where you came from, remoaner bitch.
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Yep that noble charity appears to be fucked twice over. Some boat crews have resigned and have started their own rescue service. The problem is that charidee is big business and is totally infected with the cancer of pc. So, you have a large pool of charidee managers milling around going from one charidee to the next spreading their contagion as they go. Extra positions are created which suck up more money and because many charidees have fucking huge savings accounts they can afford to squander a few quid on worthy right on deeds; which are basically fuck all to do with their supposed main interest if the charity commision gets a bit uppity re their vast amounts of cash that they aint doing anything with.
Still they have the fucking cheek to bombard us with a deluge of beggery.
I have always had the greatest respect for the crews of the lifeboats and always will they go out in weather that would make the Devil say bollocks to that. Everytime they launch they put themselves in harms way. To think that these true heros are being fucked around by a bunch of cunts who are paid very very well for the misery they cause make my piss go from wet to plasma in a nanosecond. From now on my donations go straight to Skeggy lifeboat station crew comfort fund if they have one or fucking beer money if not, they deserve it.
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Very well put. Big business, charity. I shall no longer be donating and feel very sorry for the crews who will (wrongly) be guilty by association of these cunts.
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On a slightly sideways take to the charity theme I’m reminded of this.
The widower of murdered MP Jo Cox has quit two charities set up in her memory after sexual assault allegations from his past resurfaced.
Brendan Cox denied sexually harassing two women while he was married to the late politician, but accepted “inappropriate” behaviour, saying: “I made mistakes and behaved in a way that caused some women hurt and offence.”
In the light of all the bollocks about Boris I thought we needed to be reminded of this story from last year and it make it clear about the dangers of trusting any of these cunts.
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Crying shame all that money donated by hard working ppl and they snub there nose,and give it away to ppl in a place who basically hate our way of life.
I Rarely give to any charities anymore after I found out how little of the money reaches the ppl who need it. It’s all scooped up by the CEO s and middle managers.
I only give to the vetran and poppy charities , Battersea dogs home and the RSPCA.
everyone is on the fiddle in this era greed really has become good and everyone wants more .
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Like many good causes, The RNLI have got bogged down is shite they didn’t have to. This will all have been instigated by the chance to send people on “fact finding” missions to these far flung places. Wasn’t it Oxfam who were employing know sex pests?
I used to donate to the Salvation Army after seeing some of the work they do with homeless folk, drunks and other unfortunates but after also hearing about their work in India and Pakistan I stopped, these are countries that have space programmes and fucking nuclear missiles….Holy Mother of Kazam.
Lots of the big charities have become blinded by huge salaries, junkets and doing good in far flung shitholes while ignoring the misery and need on their own doorsteps.
Fuck the lot of them.
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This confounds me the RNLI are an essential service and therefore should be completely state funded but be allowed to accept public donations for piss up’s and a widowed spouses and orphans fund. How much do insurance companies save due to their efforts. Simarly here I’ll always give to the RFDS, but don’t see why it’s nessesary due to the proportion of taxes provided by rural and mining areas to the state compared to the paucity in services returned.
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Zanzibar had a central part in the arab slave trade. The one where they cut off all male cocks so they didnt have to have a black population in the middle east.They are all muslim who hate all westerners. Its a tourist destination but be warned they fucking hate you. Its nearly as bad as Tower Hamlets. Not quite.
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The RNLI have been cunts around my parts for a long time when they shut down the lifeboat station way back when, then even years after countless tragedies they said “you don’t need a lifeboat” so a group of locals banded together and started up a charity to start one up, crewed entirely by volunteers, it’s been going 30 years and has been involved in saving over 100 lives which obviously according the the RNLI cunts weren’t worth saving.
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The RNLI say we need them if you get in trouble when walking along the coast, angling from rocks, out on your kayak, or sailing further out to sea.
How do you get in trouble angling from rocks or walking along the coast unless you are a buffoon? And the RNLI says they want “to save more lives, (so) we need to work more effectively in partnership with other organisations, and identify how we can influence lifesaving through policy-makers and regulators.” I’m sorry but you can’t regulate for idiots who will go out in a force 5 gale to walk their dog and then get swept away and drown.
Sorry but I watched Jaws as a kid and I have no interest in the sea. Scared for life. Fuck all who sail on it, you have no business there. I used to think the RNLI were like firemen. No they aren’t. They are primarily for saving idiots and then pad the rest of their time doing general guff like ‘coastal research’ to make them look useful.
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I wonder how they can afford this when they are spending more and more rescuing ILLEGAL FUCKING IMMIGRANTS! Some cunt on the radio charging 7k a time boasted of organising hundreds of the cunts getting boats across the channel.
The only boats that should be sent out to meet them should be Navy frigates, turn round, go back to France or we open fire.
France is a safe country, it’s not our problem if France refuses to send them back to the safe country they entered France from and so on.
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I’ve supported the RNLI by standing order to the value of £5 per month for the past 15 years. I got a phone call from them to inform me that it wasn’t enough and could raise it.
I cancelled.
Cunts That’s their admin’ not the rescuers, They’re not Cunts
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