Sky Sports News (6)

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Sky Sports News are cunts…

These utter helmets have now surpassed their own spectacular cunt levels by having a clock counting down to Bury and Bolton’s deadline. For these cunts, the demise of two 100+ year old clubs is just terrific content.

Whatever one’s views are about both clubs it was a very cuntish thing by Sky to do… It was worthy of The Day Today and Alan Partridge…

Nominated by Norman

80 thoughts on “Sky Sports News (6)”

  1. It all boils down to greed with Sky Sports.
    I won’t pay for their overpriced channels, so now they’ve put more effort into closing down certain free streaming of their crap coverage using valuable police resources.
    They pay the larger clubs millions to kiss their arses, and let the smaller clubs die off, whilst passing the prima donna poof footballers’ ridiculous wages on to the consumer. It is no longer a sport but big business.
    In any case, who wants to watch sports like golf? Bring back the real sports such as tractor pulling and trials riding.

    • …or Scrambling … non of this Moto-Cross bollocks. World of Sport, Saturday afternoons .. Jeff Smith on a BSA weighing the same as your average family saloon car.

      • Yeah if the BBC or ITV want a cheap fun sports show show pre 65 motocross club meetings which is old school scrambling on pre 65 and pre 74 solos and pre 85 sidecars. I used to race with them over a hundred riders at a meeting loads of fun good racing good social scene. Or some good old trials riding. Or banger racing or speedway or hot rods. There are loads to show but no it’s the same old shite.

    • Free streaming is a piss of piss with a VPN. Plod wouldn’t have a fucking clue where you are given the spoofed IP you’ll be using.

  2. Yes it’s a pity Sky Sports don’t throw a few bob Bolton and Bury way is it Sky are cunts

    • I don’t want my Sky Sports subscription going towards badly run, failed football clubs.
      I’ve said before that the responsibility lies with the Premier and Football leagues. They should set up a fund should be set up with the express purpose of helping clubs who face bankruptcy. They should be given a one off payment. If they screw up, there is nothing to stop them starting again as a non league club and rebuilding, like many clubs have had to do before them. But you’re right Norman, Sky should not be treating it as some ghoulish side show.

  3. Don’t know anything about Sky Sports or Sky anything but that’s that cunt Jim White isn’t it? I know him from Talksportshite. Loud, preachy cunt never stops talking about his two favourite topics ……. racism and poofery in sport. For Jim, there can never be enough effnicks and benders in sport and life is so unfair for these multi millionaires. Oh, there is his other hobby horse……wimminz football….which is really entertaining if only you would give it a chance like PC Jim does.
    Every day some cunt phones in and points out something dumb he’s just said. Jim always says “I never said that.” Then, realising that he did say it …..”but that’s not what I meant.”
    How this wanker ever made it in Broadcasting is a fucking mystery. A complete and utter cunt.

    • He’s a sweaty, didn’t you know that it’s
      a prerequisite you’re automatically allowed a job in the micro bubble of broadcasting if your a celt,liberal,remainer who panders to all people with a Twitter following over 1000.

  4. Sky is all about money, particularly the Premiership. The likes of Bolton and Bury in particular, and their importance to the towns wouldn’t occur to the cunts.
    I hope the whole fucking edifice of the over-moneyed, mickey mouse economics of the Premiership comes falling down.

    • Not just the Premiershit. Look at how a certain snooker promoter has royally fucked up Leyton Orient.

    • It will never happen if fans keeping on paying thousands for their season tickets and/or sky subscriptions.

      Ironically some fans moan about the price of pint or a burger & fries when they go to games, but they don’t mind paying through the nose for annual season ticket renewals that go up by well above RPI.

      Twats

  5. Fuck them, not paying for it. Too much money has ruined football for me. But I don;t feel sorry for Bolton or Bury, they fucked themselves over and if the locals cared that much they would of attended more matches and boosted the coffers of the club.

    There are small businesses going bust day in day out, no one gives a fuck about them, football club goes bust and we are all meant to cry like soy boys?

  6. Talk sport / sky sport / any sport program.
    I would rather lay in a cold bath grating my bell end with a nutmeg grinder.
    enough said.

  7. Slightly off topic, but still footy related, r.e. Peter Beardsley:

    Beardsley said: “You should be used to that” to one or more black players of African origin at a team-building event at Go Ape
    He questioned the legitimacy of the age of black players – “a negative stereotype that players of black African origin commit fraud as to their true age”, the FA panel said, and
    He called a player of black African origin a monkey during a game of head tennis.

    Fuck me. can’t have any banter at all now. What next? Saying wimminz football is shite?

    • And on a similar tack how amusing it is to see that libtard Trudeau incur the wrath of his oh so easily offended fellow PC Cunts for pretending to be one of the B&W Minstrels a few decades ago.

      Fuck me what a ridiculous shitstorm (Er, what’s it got to do with us in U.K.?) ….. but amusing to see that soppy cunt get , “tarred with the same brush”

      • He does like to dress up. He will wear indigenous clothing for an event, have a t-shirt supporting Gay Pride, wear jumpers with blasphemous imagery at Christmastime. Oh, I am enjoying this.

      • Just a thought. Why is dressing up in black face so terrible, offensive racist etc and yet Dressing up as a woman full make up hair heels etc seen as acceptable?
        You are born black just as you are born a woman so why is one fun and jolly and a reason to make a TV show the other isn’t.
        Off topic fuck me that travel cunt they wheel out whenever there is a travel story Simon Calder looks just like Skeletor.

    • Beardsley had to put up with a lot of shite about his looks as a player. A bit of banter with this lot is fuck all in comparison.

    • I know. it’s not like Beardsley would have taken offence at banter like ‘you should be used to that you fucking stroke victim mong looking cunt’. World’s gone mad.

      • Peter Beardsley has a geordie accent which can also be awkward when trying to decipher what he is saying. I would love to hear Harry Kane’s excuse…. fucking spastic yid cunt.

      • Cracking player, Old Quasi was…
        But, mustn’t offend the sacred satchmos, must we?…
        Thin skinned clack bunts…

  9. BoJo said yesterday, to a crowd of cunts from the AL-BEEB, Sky, et. al., that there were “no journalists here”.

    They tried to correct him, alas he didn’t deliver the second part of the sentence: “There are no journalists here…only activists!”

    Because that’s what they are, partial, globalist, activists!

    Cunts!

  10. Fastest-growing UK terrorist threat is from far right, say police.

    In a briefing to the media, Britain’s top counter-terrorism officer, the Met assistant commissioner Neil Basu, said police were battling to stop extreme rightwing terrorism gaining more of a foothold than it already had.

    Extreme right wing terrorism.

    In other words Brexit supporters.

    That’s us boys and girls. Although don’t instantly recall any of us blowing up anyone at a concert venue, or murdering a soldier, or killing a policeman outside the Houses of Parliament, or running amok and murdering in Borough, or killing innocents on London Bridge.

    Of course it’s our fault, even when it clearly isn’t.

    Neil Basu is a total lefty cunt isn’t he.

    Fuck off.

    • Yup – the “far right” is Boris’s government, according to Swinson. As far as I’m aware, the “far right” haven’t blown up any kids at a pop concert either – or have I missed something?

    • Not that fuckpig Basu again. Next Commissioner of the Met when Dame Strapon retires.
      Nailed on, get your money on it.

    • Neil Basu is a clown of closeau proportions!
      Why would anyone listen to this chip on the shoulder, job due to quota prick?
      Hes going in my far right book of Hate.

  11. What a week for ex-World leaders:-

    Cameron flogging his diary of non-responsibility.
    Greta Thundermong meets O’Bomber.
    John fucking Major ironically moaning about proroguing.

    What next? Theresa May appearing on Strictly Come Cunting?
    Bill Clinton becomes Pope?
    George W releases a Grime mix-up?
    Gordon Brown becomes Centre-forward for an EU-11 football team.

    That’s enough news for the day.

    • Gerry Adams regains his memory and owns up to being a fully fledged IRA commander? Maybe his crimes are not equivalent to soldiers on Bloody Sunday.?

  12. I also see that some “Labour activist” has been having a pop at Boris about his “sick kid” while Bozza was touring a hospital. Made me laugh to the guy’s name was Omar something or other – he obviously doesn’t see the irony that the NHS is over-stretched due to various incomers like him using it. I know the hospital well, and it is like some dystopian hell of a place where all the world’s worthless of the world have ended up (except anyone from the UK).

    • I saw the piece on the news with Boris bumbling and glad-handing with staff who were every shade of brown under the sun. No doubt one of these cunt NHS trusts who refuse to chase up health tourists.

    • Cunts like Omar should have to pay upfront for treatment, never paid in I bet?
      Omar is a fuckin leech.

    • This guy is British. He’s no health tourist. I don’t like his politics but put yourself in his place if you had a 7 day old child who is very ill and did not receive the appropriate treatment. We can’t have sympathy for Cameron over his position with the Grauniad and operate double standards towards this guy, despite his political leanings.

      • Feel sorry for the parent as any normal person would. But weaponising said ill child is appaling behaviour everyday in every hospital that deals with children there will be similar issues and the numbers are always rising. The NHS is full to bursting point you have staff being trained by the NHS and leaving to go into ptivate practice or returning/emigrating overseas for better paid jobs. Are they asked to pay the training costs back?
        NHS broken supply and demand crushing it under the weight of extra patients we all know the answer but until those in charge make the hard choices it’ll only get worse.

    • Mr Salem’s claim that “the NHS has been destroyed” is a blatant untruth, but no surprise considering he is a Liebour activist.

      I and several members of my extended family have had recent experience of the NHS and can confirm that far from having been destroyed the NHS is still up and running and treating thousands of patients free at the point of use 24/07.

      • I don’t want to fall out with you RTC, but having a sick child in hospital is a very emotive time. My granddaughter was taken into hospital last year with a mystery virus. She was very ill and sepsis or meningitis was suspected. As it turned out, she was OK in the end.
        However, it is a very emotional time for both parents and grandparents. Give this guy some slack. Doesn’t he have enough to handle without all this other shit going on around him? You are taking a dispassionate view of this and as I understand you have neither children or grandchildren to consider. Please excuse that last remark as I’m quite emotional.

      • I nearly lost my son when he was 2/12. Last thing on my mind was confronting politicians even if one had been available to cunt at the time.

        How much money can we throw at the NHS, 100 plus billion a year already and they could happily spend another 100 million if made available. Yes it’s an emotional time and we all react differently to situations.

        When my mother was diagnosed with cancer and I went with her to get her prognosis the consultant told her she had weeks to live with the same compassion you’d expect from a mechanic telling you your car has failed it’s MOT.

        My mother had been a nurse back in the 50s and 60s, my daughter is currently working and trying to support herself through a nursing degree. I have a lot of time for medical staff but I tire of hearing that everything wrong with the NHS is purely funding related.

        Back to my son, the NHS saved his life but the NHS also contributed to him being so ill after two GPs and a bunch of hospital doctors failed to diagnose a burst appendix and a stomach cavity full of puss for the best part of two weeks. Truth is shit happens and at the end of it all I was just grateful to the consultant and the surgeon that pulled him through.

        Sorry for the rant but the NHS is not a sacred institution, it’s as fallible as anything we humans do. It’s been a political football as long as I can remember.

        I wonder if given the same situation and Jeremy Corbyn had been the PM visiting whether this fella would of taking Jeremy to task in front of all and sundry.

      • I don’t believe I show a lack of empathy at all, if you care to read what I wrote. We may have differing opinions on the actions of the individual involved but i did qualify my opinion by stating we all react to situations differently.

        However personally given the situation I’d of been more concerned about my child than launching a political attack in front of the press.

      • Didn’t this activist cunts kid “nearly die” if that’s the case the NHS must have saved him/her, the fucking bastard cunt was using his kid (if he really had one)to gain political points for Corbyn the wanker, fuck him, he should have praised the hospital instead of acting the cunt

        Fuck him, he’s a ubercunt

      • Yeh, you already mentioned it two minutes earlier. You really do live up to your user name.

      • It’s a rule around here that we don’t cunt other cunters. I’m sorry I’ve touched a nerve with you but opinions are like arseholes, we all have one.

        There are strong opinions expressed on here every day, if my opinion offends you on this occasion it’s a shame but hey ho.

      • Bertie dont think sixdog was speaking without empathy to be fair, re read his post.
        As for me think I can comment as me and mrs miserable lost a baby, and nearly mrs miserable as she nearly bleed to death, last thing on my mind while holding a cardboard bowl full of blood as my missus was dying was scoring a political point.
        This bloke should look to his poorly kid not having a pop at politicians.

      • when I was hit I woke up on the operating table, I came in unconscious and they sewed me up with no anesthetic whilst they put fluid in me.
        I raised my head to complain and I blacked out again , I have no idea how long i was out for, I got better then I got sick again complications and lack of medication.

  13. Jim White, what a fuckin bell end. So sincere over racism and wimminz sports. Jim for info once Alan Brazil leaves his show all the lads go to another channel. You sad twat fuck off

  15. Talking of sky and media in general, have any of the cunts reported that the angry father who confronted Boris at the hospital just happens to work for the Labour Party?

    • Off course not SDV
      Labour activist apparently
      Sky and other meejah cunts wouldn’t want to give joe public the full SP
      Much in the same way they didn’t mention that cunt Xavier Bettel ( PM of fucking nowhere) trying to set Johnson up at the presser a few days ago……

  16. Omar Salem once worked with Emily Thornpiggery Sixdog and had his photo taken with rotten John McDonnell. Has it been mentioned he is also anti-brexit.
    On a serious note I understand people having emotions and being emotional and have every sympathy with parents who have sick and dying children.
    What I don’t like is people/parents using sick children to score cheap points. Would he have done the same if Liebour were in power, well only Mr Salem can answer that question.
    Maybe I have got this all wrong, maybe that is why I am a cunt

  17. Good Evening,

    I have noticed that Sky Sports have no coverage of the fox-hunting or even a section on cubbing.

    It’s a fucking disgraceful omission of what is a popular and family-friendly sport due to jealousy and envy.

    Fuck Off.

  18. I would pay a subscription fee for that Dick……would that include the culling of politicians?

    • Just imagine it….Abbott,Cameron.Corbyn,May etc let loose on the moors with the hounds in full cry up their arses, followed by a posse of aggrieved Cunters in hot pursuit on horseback…..might even be enough to convince some of the less “sporting” Cunters to pull on the hunting pinks,mount up,tootle their little horns and give it a mighty…..TALLY HO!!

      • Evening Mr Fiddler, you’d need a pack of Scottish Deerhound’s to take down the Flabbott.

      • I’d be frightened that she shimmied up a Scots Pine and sat up there swatting away bi-planes with one mighty paw, while nursing poor wee Jeremy in her other….Fuck me….what if she really went ape and starting flinging her dung?….the hounds and I really wouldn’t like that…the elephant-gun’ll have to be dusted off ready for action.

        Evening,LL

      • Cameron carrying some cable ties and a ball gag would probably like to do the chasing, a greased porker with plenty of spirit. Pip pip!

  19. Breaking on SLY news ….
    squirming Canadian libertard fuck witted cunt Justin Trudeau
    “ the layers of privilege I’ve had stopped me seeing that dressing up in a black face was racist “ 24 carat cunt!!
    I’m thoroughly enjoying watching this prick squirm…..

    • It’s not helping that they have found him doing it ok more than one occasion.

      The movie white girls is fine, Eddie Murphy whiteing up in coming to America is fine. Was any of us crackers offended by either?

      Fucking Twat Justin should tell them to fuck right off, but he’s painted himself into a woke corner.

    • I’d love for a picture of Trump to now emerge of him at a drunken 1960’s student party in a turban or something and watch liberal hypocrisy in action.

  20. I wouldn’t pay for any of the Sky shit if only so there is less cash to pay that screeching remainer bint Kay Burley and that fat remainer twat Adam Boulton.
    Money has fucked up ‘top level’ football anyway.

  21. Al JaBeeba’s sporting output lately is fucking shit. It’s coming to a point now of international crib, dominoes and welly throwing being their main events. Although most of the Sky Sports bint presenters are well worth a knobbing, being thick as whale shit must be a prerequisite on the application form. Then there’s the ex pro footballers on a Saturday. Believe or not the thickest looking and sounding one is Iain Dowie who was once headhunted by NASA. As that thick cunt Chris Kamara says ‘unbelievable’.

  22. I remember waking up in hospital and seeing a cute nurse standing next to the bed.
    She said, “Don’t panic, but now that you’ve woken up, I’ve got to tell you that you may not feel anything from the waist down.”

    “So it’s alright to feel your tits then?”….

  25. I hate all Sport especially football and i can’t stand it when SLY sport comes on and this little cunt grins from ear to ear constantly while commentating. Why does he do that ?

  26. Al Ja Beeba Brexitcast with wonky gob kunttsberg.

    What a pile of shit.

    Thank goodness for the remote control.

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