I would like to cunt political amnesia.
In 1997 John Major, the grey man of politics, prorogued parliament to cover up a sleaze report into his MPs. Not to execute the will of the people but to cover up sleaze. This illustrious ex PM also supported an EU referendum and stated that it should be in or out and binding. Yes, binding. All of this is on record.
So we must have sympathy for his frail state of mind now as he supports the Miller woman in challenging the government’s right to suspend parliament.
Let us hope it doesn’t descend into full blown dementia and sully the memory of such a great man.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
It’s almost laughable CC. If you knew someone like this on a personal level they would have no teeth left by now. Lying, cheating, hypocrites marching onwards with shameless impunity. Absolute filth. A pox on every last one of them .
Cunts!
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“He would have no teeth left now? “
Looking at his photo, it would appear that his dentures are lodged well and truly down his throat now.
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He’s also got a “Grieve chin.”
Is this a subset of the Tory genre?
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Chinless, spineless, gutless, nutless little creep.
More than ever, he resembles his caricature in Steve Bell’s “If” cartoons.
Yes, I admit it, I occasionally read the Groan decades ago; before it was a total opinion-rag.
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He’s a fucking slimy cunt
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“Nurse! nurse!…..Johns’ got out of his bed again”….
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Nurse Cunty has just the right medication for him.
Remember to stir it in well nurse. We don’t want him to see it now do we .
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Though I think she said she sometimes had trouble working out the dosage. Nurse C – remember milligrams are the same as kilograms, and you’ll be fine.
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Don’t confuse the issue or somebody might try to drop a 1000mg weight on the demented old cunt.
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“No, Mr. Major, I am NOT going to change your sheets again !”
Silly old fart.
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A cunt of a politician then now and forever. Why do these shites who’ve had their time and our money keep sliming back like wet rot in a cellar. Did they not cause enough grief when they had their 30 mins of fame? Fuck them all to hell in a handcart.
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Further to that, Major ‘retired’ from politics in 2001. He hasn’t been elected by anyone for 18 years – and he’s telling us all about democracy? Still at least he waited for an election and saw his term out, unlike Blair, who cut and ran when the going got tough, and has also never stopped trying to run the country since. Both of them fucked up big time, and their opinions are worthless.
Ex PM’s should be inhumanely put down when they leave the Commons. Lose the mandate – lose the voice.
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Send them all to Portmerion for “debriefing”
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That Currie woman drained what little integrity he had out through the end of his cock.
“I never touched her Norma……they don’t call me Honest John for nothing dear.”
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‘ Now pass some of those vivid green peas that so brighten up our dull life together ‘
Get To Fuck.
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It’s more political Alzheimer’s than mere amnesia. When they stand up to defend democracy it’s not really they’ve forgotten the referendum result (but still have the capacity to remember it again at a later time). It is gone from their minds completely. It never happened.
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These treasonous and anti democratic Orwellian speaking fuckwitted politicians are playing with absolute fucking fire.
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The Komodo solution:
1.Hold everything for as long as this takes, with or without an agreed extension from the EU. Sorry, but read on –
2. Make the Scots have their n’th independence referendum. With any luck they’ll vote for independence, and fuck off.
3. The Commons are now 59 recalcitrant* members (35 of whom disagree with any UK government on everything) lighter.
4. There’s your majority, Boris.
(5. The Scots will probably seek a rapprochement when it becomes clear that the EU either doesn’t want them ( they’ll have to re-apply) or, due to the loss of UK contributions, won’t subsidise them.)
*Except any Tories still not playing sillybuggers, but that’s war. Find them safe seats next time or stuff the Lords with them.
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Just to add, let the English vote in the Scottish referendum and guarantee independence for the grasping wankers.
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If the Scots leave then there has to be a hard border. The EU seemingly wont accept this so they cant join. Or is that just relevant to Ireland?
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Good point. Their problem. Which we will not emphasise during the referendum campaign, of course.
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…bearing in mind that neither the Republic nor the North want a hard border. We don’t want a hard border, and even the EU doesn’t want a hard border – so lots of common ground there and wtf are we arguing about? Answer – it’s a handy way of preventing us from leaving. And nothing else.
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There is some merit in pushing the Scots into an independence referendum, there will never be a better chance of them voting to fuck off.
I was quite disappointed when they voted to remain part of the UK and there isnt any issue with builing a fucking border to keeps the cunts out of England.
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For far too long we have allowed those in Parliament to use machiavellian machinations to manipulate us. How fucking blind are we the people?
Watching a politician answer a straight question is embarrassing and we accept this squirming and avoidance as normal politics.
They are all at it, they call Boris dishonest and he is, so are the rest of them.
We really ought to get out on the streets and demand immediate suspension of Parliament and a general election, we won’t because as a nation we’ve bought into the mother of democracy bullshit.
Democracy is a sham, this truth is waved in our faces time and time again by the fact of their actions and yet we still choose to believe that we must allow democracy to run its course.
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It’s fear of change, of course. They, as much as many of us, are the victims of boiling-a-frog* syndrome (apologies, Freddie). This has been creeping up on us for decades, with lies, evasions, and unwillingness to make and act on important decisions piling up gradually. Had the current state of the nation instead arrived suddenly during Thatcher, or even Callaghan, we would have been out on the streets, and ungovernable.
Right at the beginning of the Brexit debacle, I though that at any rate it would create the conditions for a major overhaul of our political and economic assumptions. And it should have done. It should have involved clearing the decks before engaging, and a longterm strategy, and Parliament is strictly short-term and self-interested.
it needs a bigger push to get the necessary major reforms. I am not sure what that push might mean, but I’m pretty sure it’s painful.
*Allegedly, if you put a frog in cold water and heat it slowly, it doesn’t notice it’s being boiled to death. For anyone who didn’t get the reference.
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“Allegedly, if you put a frog in cold water and heat it slowly, it doesn’t notice it’s being boiled to death. For anyone who didn’t get the reference.”
On that basis, can we club together and buy Macron a hot tub. We can then stand back and enjoy.
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I have nothing but total respect for the man with guts enough to poke Edwina. Respeck.
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Welcome back Ron. Did you have a good holiday? You’ve got a few of your published noms to catch up on. The royalties have still been pouring in whilst you’ve been away!
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Yes this is the PM that had interest rates up at 15% (all be it just for a day) so he could try and keep the pound in the ERM (the fore runner to the Euro)
It was he that insisted on joining the ERM after Thatcher appointed him Chancellor and at that stage she had no choice but to agree.
Never forget how europhile this dude is.
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Nurse, did I ever tell you about my time as PM?
-Put the spoon down, John.
I was very well-respected, Nurse.
-I want you to get back into bed, John.
All those nasty people who wanted to become independent…they never understood about my friends from Germany and Poland and France…such kind people…
-Come away from the window, John.
I’ll get them,,Nurse. I will wreak my revenge.
-It’s time for bed.
I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE…
-Must I put the cork on the spoon again,,John?
I can fly out of this window, you know…
-John…
Just give me a chance…
-Doctor!
Care in the community!!!
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I would like to anally fist this fucker until my fist wore out.
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Private Eye, in a rare moment of balance, printed this, this week:
“…David Cameron offered the nation a referendum on whether to remain in the European Union or leave it, and I believe he was right to do so. As a general rule I don’t like referenda in a parliamentary system. But this referendum could heal many old sores and have a cleansing effect on politics. It will be healthy to let the electorate re-endorse our membership, or pull us out altogether…Some see the referendum as merely a piece of party-political management – but it is much more than that. It can be cathartic. It can end 40 years of political squabbles.”
(John Major, speech at Chatham House, 14 February, 2013.)
Well, well, well.
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Even the long retired elite can still tell us peasants what to do.
Never ending cunts.
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The Original “Mr Back to.Basics”
This hypocrite should crawl back under the stone he appeared from under What is it with ex prime ministers lording it over us peasants thinking they know better than us Major was always a cunt and backstabber It’s about time this prick curled up and died yep the Grey Man of Politics says one thing then does the other when it suits hypocrite
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I despise this megacunt with every fibre of my being.
Come the apocalypse, when there are no more laws, I’m going to find this cunt.
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