Michael Owen

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Michael Owen is a cunt….

We all know what a cunt Beckham can be, but this from ‘Saint Michael’ is taking the piss:

“Did he (Beckham) deserve the abuse he got from the press afterwards? Certainly not. What human being needs to see his or her effigy being burned? But David let us down, and I still hold some resentment about it today.”

Fuck off, Owen… You’re not even English, you Welsh midget.

Nominated by Norman

This dull as fuck cunt has recently published his (ghost written) autobiography and is giving out about a bunch of things that happened. Waaah, Newcastle fans made a mean chant about me so I decided not to care. Waaah, I crocked myself repeatedly and ended up playing for Stoke City.

Fuck off, you utter cunt. Also he doesn’t understand why people watch TV/films or read books. What an utterly exciting bloke to be around you must be.

Nominated by Lazybiscuits

34 thoughts on “Michael Owen”

  1. Little Cunt should have been prosecuted for obtaining money under false pretences during his spell at Newcastle. Admitted that he never wanted to go there but did anyhow for the money,spent most of his time “injured” while staging a miraculous recovery whenever he got an England call-up.
    Newcastle have signed some Cunts over the years but Owen must rank amongst the greediest.

    Football can get fucked. I’m sure that all posters are currently cheering on our brave rugby team…a real man’s game.

    • Morning Mr Fiddler, with the time difference is the port still on standby and the afternoons entertainment of dw@rf tossing mind starting a bit earlier. Owen had a good few years at Liverpool but then just chased the money.

      • Morning LL.
        I’ve lined up Warwick Davis should England get to the final. Told the little Cunt that he was booked to give a talk on ” The problems shortarse runts face in modern television” to a group of Northumbrian intellectuals….vain little Wanker fell for it hook.line and sinker. Just wait til he pitches up in his motorised infant-cart,it’ll be a scruff of the neck job and see who can punt the evil hobgoblin over the crossbar.

        C’mon England.

      • Though not a dw@rf, more of a hobbit, Jamie Callum could have a platter strapped to his head and wander the Rugby Club bar dispensing drinks and nibbles.

    • Dick-I’m still left puzzled by the fact that for someone who hates football, you know an awful lot about it! Are you sure your not a Director of Newcastle United?

      What’s the difference between Michael Owen and Parliament’s MP’s? None – they’re all a load of traitorous cunts. I was absolutely fuckin’ delighted when Owen missed out on a Champions League medal with Liverpool when he moved to Real Madrid!

      • I remember when that abortion-bucket escapee Dennis Wise was director of football at Newcastle…..Cunt.

        I don’t hate football,Bertie,I hate the what Premiership football has become. I used to go to St.James’ Park when I was younger,Roker Park occasionally too,and until fairly recently went to watch Carlisle the odd time.
        Used to meet a fair few retired footballers at functions and the races…normally canny enough blokes who didn’t think that they were anything special.

      • ‘abortion bucket escapee’

        That was bloody hilarious. Definitely going to be using that one at some point if that’s ok?

      • No bother…but remember to shout it at Dennis Wise if you ever chance upon the little shit.

  2. Football? Bleurgh!! Seems to me these days that foorball pitches are just an extension of RADAs acting school. The Oscar nomination for best ‘injury’ goes to:….. 90 minutes of pantomime by overpaid spitters and teary easily offended parasites whose names are increasingly unpronounable to the average indigenous occupant of this fucked land. Spawning even bigger cunts like Owen, Beckham and Linekunt at the end of their very short lived ‘career’. Footballers and their greedy overlords can go get fucked. In case no one has noticed, I really dont like football.

  3. This cunting is probably going to be printed out and put in his trophy cabinet.

    One of the few things he’s actually earned.

    Cunt

  4. Course we will,Cuntflap…

    Liverpool fans are a bunch of bin-diving,giro-claiming whingers…obviously not Gentlemen, not a foxhunter amongst them,I’ll bet.
    Plebs.

    Fuck Off.

    • I see that the Terence Higgins Trust is one of the sponsors of the rugby.
      Do you contribute regularly Dick ?
      Good morning.

      • Ho ho ho !
        I don’t know what it’s like in your neck of the woods this morning Dick, but I’m getting fucking soaked.
        Again !!!!

      • Pissing down here,Jack. Just watching the lads putting down hogging on the track and stackyard….suspect that they’ll be away by dinnertime if this keeps up.

      • I’m aiming for one o ‘ clock or thereabouts, then I’m off.
        The missus is out this afternoon so me and the hound will have some peace and quiet.
        Thank fuck.

  5. This cunt could work in a hospital,reading his shitty book to people about to go into theatre.
    They’d be dead to the world in 5 seconds flat thus saving the NHS a fortune in narcotics.
    Fuck him.

  7. Owen was always a cunt, and an entitled big-head cunt at that!

    A bit like Beckham in that he had some genuine talent when he was young, but once he became Billy Big Bollocks he thought he was the best thing since sliced bread! But in essence he always flattered to deceive, especially when he played for England.

    Cunts

    • ….. suspect Shearer could do for Owen and that Gobshite, Roy Keane.at the same time.

    • Black and white runs through me and has done since I was 2 months old. I didn’t have a choice, my grandfather was a Geordie who passed away before I was born. My dad who is still with us and still compus mentus was born into it too. He can remember the cup finals of the 50s and European glory in 69. My earliest memories are of when Keegan signed as a player in the twilight of his career. Football has changed so much since those days, I once wrote to Keegan and got a reply, met the team which included Glenn Roeder, Mirandinha and a young Gazza in the dressing room at Oxford Utd’s old Manor Ground in the 80s. All of this cost nothing, try it now and you would be laughed at. My Dad even wants his ashes scattered at St. James’s Park and has asked me to do it out of my trouser pockets like the Great Escape because they even charge for that ! I read Norman reminiscing about the old days and it does show how many gents used to be in the game and really how many cunts are or have been in it for the last 25+ years, Cunts like Owen. For me Newcastle is a rollercoaster and a circus. New takeover talk has arisen today but I won’t get any hopes up. The current owner gets a lot of flack but he owns a solvent business, which is what football is now. He won’t allow the club to overspend and get into trouble. This will never please supporters but Newcastle in signing Owen all those years ago and paying the greedy cunt £100k per week for fuck all nearly pushed them under and were glad to see the back of him. Many more cunts in football doing and will do the same, all for money. Owen is a cunt and should fuck off and wank off his racehorses that he bought from basically being a cunt and doing fuck all in a black and white shirt.

      • Good post,Rob.

        I’ve argued with people before about Ashley. What they forget is that Newcastle were on the verge of going bust when he took over. Yes,he’s made mistakes but the club is now run as a viable business better placed to survive than it was when he bought them. Some fans seem to think that he should just throw money at them but, as he says,he can’t compete with the oil billionaires…I often wonder how many of these “fans” would risk their own money on some overpriced mercenary.

      • Shame the cunt won’t get to read that Rob, but like lots of modern players he wouldn’t take any responsibility for his part in any of it.

        Why united signed the cunt I’ll never know but I always wondered if there was a race horse involved.

  9. Watched the Gordon Banks tribute recently. Now there was a goalkeeper.
    Utterly dedicated, no posing or preening, with time to talk/ sign autographs/selfies with fans.
    Compare to these vastly overpaid manbun tatooed fakes today.

    • When that cunt Adam Boulton announced Banks’ death on the news, he mistakenly called him Gordon Brown.
      However, he quickly corrected himself saying. . . . .
      “I knew it was one of those one eyed fuckers”
      Honestly, it’s true. Well, the first part is.

      • Just the mention of his name boils my piss. Fucking cyclops cunt, sold our gold in the most incompetent if not deliberately economically damaging fashion possible.

        We ask why Blair isn’t on war crime charges but why the fuck hasn’t Brown been investigated for economic sabotage?

  10. ****. Breaking News. ******
    A new takeover bid has been announced a short time ago for Newcastle United.
    Early reports suggest that it’s a consortium headed by a wealthy Northumbrian farmer. The gentleman in question has refused to either confirm or deny the rumours.

  11. “I wonder if we’ll get to ten posts on this.”

    I’m sorry to tell you this Cuntflap – yours was the ninth post and it prompted posts 10 to 15!

  12. What forks me off about football is when players walk around clapping with the arms raised up in the air.

  13. What a dreary cunt.

    I still laugh over the headlines from the late nineties, ‘£47 million for Owen’ was one hysterical claim regarding Real Madrid’s post-1998 World Cup interest.

    Fucking crocked dwarf. Learning he has no time for books/films (90% ofTV can fuck off, im with him there)
    Suggests a limited mind. Stoke was the best choice for him: they play with fuck-all imagination.

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