Jolie King and Mark Firkin

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A massive and well earned cunting for Jolie King and Mark Firkin.

This pair of cunts are languishing in as less than salubrious jail in Iran. This pair of entitled pillocks decided to have a little around the world jolly, posting as they go to all there equally cuntish Instagram or other soshul meeja bollocks ‘followers’. Well the Iranians didn’t take kindly to them flying a drone around without permission and them them in the slammer. Fucking well done Iran.

Firstly, wandering around a massive shit hole like Iran is super cuntish. They fucking hate Westerners, so why the fuck would you even contemplate going there? Secondly, it’s brain dead of them flying a drone around. FfS, Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe is in the nick there for ‘spying’ so what makes these self entitled cunts think they can just wander into a hostile country and fly a fucking drone? Thirdly they are just cunts for wandering around taking selfies. I hope the Iranians let them keep their mobiles so they can document every miserable second of their incarceration. I want to see Marks face whilst he’s being shunted from behind by a six foot stinking Iranian.

Pop that on Facebook you cunt. Double cunts.

Nominated by Bertram Cuntatious DCO

57 thoughts on “Jolie King and Mark Firkin”

  1. She has an absolutely superb rack…. Which I’m certain is currently glistening with the jizz of twelve Iranian revolutionary guards.

  2. I blame the parents. With names like Mark Firkin and Jolie King cuntitude was inevitable.

    They never even stood a chance.

  3. I’d imagine that access to current affairs outlets in Evin is quite limited but imagine if these tools had some faint hope that the West will somehow be focused on negotiating their release.

    Only to then realise that their hated Orange Man has blamed the untimely attack of a Saudi Oil refinery on Iran!!!

  5. That Firkin fella should start a business selling merkins.

    ‘Firkin’s Merkin’s. The best merkins in the middle east.’

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